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twelve teams in total! register quickly!

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

(!)

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Is not saying where some kind of unspoken expert filter?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, it's a yahoo fantasy league

fantasysports.yahoo.com

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

click on "sign up now!" and on the following page, click "join a league" under the free fantasy football option. follow the steps...

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

JOIN UP

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 June 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Crap! I signed up, but I just saw the live draft is August 5th and I'm not going to be anywhere near a computer that day or that week (vacation).

Grr!!! I haven't gone any further than just signing up though, so maybe I didn't take a spot someone else could use.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 3 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

dude, let it autodraft for you. it'll probably end up making better picks anyway. it always does. :(

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 3 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

AW YEAH

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 3 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE DATE OF THE LIVE DRAFT, Y'ALL

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

There was a problem

* There was a temporary problem with the server. Please try again shortly. (Error #115)
* The password is incorrect. (Error #109)
* The league is not in pre-draft mode. (Error #209)

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I'm in (Birdfingers), but I don't think I want to autodraft. The only Saturdays I won't be availble are 8/5 and 8/12, though.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 3 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Forks, the problem was you went to FOOTBALL PLUS (i.e. you clicked on the shiny buttons), not FOOTBALL (the nondescript links beneath the box containing the shiny buttons).

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 3 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

THe shiny RED buttons? I always fall prey to that gambit.
I'm on both now; maybe the D'Brickashaws league can be for the next twelve when this one inevitably fills up...?
Start yer engines, gennulmen and laydeez!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S TRY TO GET ALL THE ILNFL REGS INTO BOTH IF POSSIBLE

I'LL CHANGE THE DAY OF THE LIVE DRAFT TO ONE IN WHICH EVERYONE WILL BE AVAILABLE, A DATE WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED LATER

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 June 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

D'Brickashaws draft is one week before regular season starts: Sun Sept. 3 at 1:00.
Any preseason bullshit will hopefully be sorted out by then.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 June 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

My team Air Coryell is ready for deployment.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 4 June 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

wait what? it's june.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 4 June 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

an·tic·i·pa·tion (ăn-tĭs'ə-pā'shən) n.
1. The act of anticipating.
2. An expectation.
3. Foreknowledge, intuition, and presentiment.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 June 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Droughn Rock is in. There should some great prize for winning. A Bernie Kosar fathead springs immediately to mind.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 5 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

ONE MORE SPOT IS LEFT

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

hay guyz i have a question... why are all the top rated draft pix runningbax? isn't a top tier QB more valuable than a top tier RB, cuz he'll end up with more yards and TDs by the end of the season?

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

HAY

if you're an elite QB, someone who's gonna get 4000 yds passing, 30 td, 10 INT, 4-5 rushing TD, 250-300 yds rushing, that ends up being maybe 250 pts over the course of a season.

if you're an elite RB, 1500-1600 yds rushing, 15-18 rushing TD, 2-3 receiving TD, 400 yds receiving, 3-4 fumbles lost, that's about 200-210.

so that's a very good question!

― gear (gear), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Name twelve great quarterbacks in the league. Not that hard.
Name twelve great SCORING rbs in the league. A little harder.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

but QBs are more in danger of unperforming due to injury than RBs; also, week to week, RBs more versatile (return yards as well as rushing and pass ydg) and less likely to fall victim to negative points (ints, sacks for losses, etc.); also, DAUNTE CULPEPPER WAS ONCE CONSIDERED AN ELITE FANTASY QUARTERBACK

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Also: you usually have TWO starting RBs in a FanFoot lineup, as opposed to one QB, which leads to positional scarcity and/or someone starting a 3rd stringer in their 2nd RB slot.

FWIW, from last year's stats:
- number of 250-300+ yd QB rushers: 3 (Michael "Blount Lovah" Vick, David "Oh Fuck" Carr, Aaron "What - Me Win?" Brooks)
- number of 4-5+ rush TD scorers: 1 (GUESS WHO; 3 @ 3 TDs, 6 @ 2 TDs)
- number of 25-30+ TD passers: 3 (Palmer, Peyton, Brady), w/ 4 @ 24

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

well i just don't get it! lemme tell you fellers, i'm completely http://www.cornroasters.com/_derived/cornfused.htm_cmp_cornking110_vbtn.gif ¯\(º_o)/¯

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Last year I got Carson Palmer in like the 12th round. Nobody got Carnell Williams or Larry Johnson (backup!) in the 12th round. Running backs dry up fast, and they're hard to replenish once you lose them. There's always some Billy Volek out there to fill in and get you some QB points.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Plus the point distinction between a great qb and an ok qb (say, peyton and kitna) and between a great rb and an ok rb (Johnson and ryan moats) is pretty vast.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

LEAGUE SETTINGS (note the new draft day and time! if this doesn't work please let me know now!)

League ID#: 13106

League Name: I Love teh NFL 2006

Password: daunteboat

Draft Type: Live Draft

Draft Time: Sat Aug 19 2:00pm PDT [ Add to My Calendar ]

Max Teams: 14

Scoring Type: Head-to-Head

Start Scoring on: Week 1

Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports

Max Moves: No maximum

Max Trades: No maximum

Trade Reject Time: 2

Trade End Date: November 24, 2006

Trade Review: Commissioner

Waiver Time: 2 days

Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules

Playoffs: Week 15 and 16 (4 teams)

Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Stat Categories:

Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)

Fractional Points: No

Negative Points: Yes

― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

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― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

rawk!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 1 July 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

next question: what happened to blount i thought he was in the league

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 2 July 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

come on guys! fill 'er up! git 'er done! 14 teams total, four slots left!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 28 July 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

six spots left in D'brickshaws
three in teh nfl.
Getcha frenzy on.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

MATTHEW CIBULA

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSED

FOR SOME SHIT

OR SOMETHING

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 29 July 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm in! "Landry's Nitemares"

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 July 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks from now! be ready!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 5 August 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I just signed up as team #13. Should I drop out so there are no bye weeks?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 12 August 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

NO!

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 12 August 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

ONE MORE TEAM

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Do I have to... do something? When?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I inadvertently fucked up & signed up for another team (because I thought I was registering for a different league, see). I whacked one of my dupes, tho.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE ONLINE DRAFT
5PM EASTERN TIME, 2PM PACIFIC
THIS SATURDAY
IF YOU'RE NOT THERE, YOUR PICKS WILL BE MADE AUTOMATICALLY FOR YOUR BASED ON WHO IS NEXT IN LINE IN YOUR QUEUE
IF YOU GET SUGGS RB NYJ?/CLE?, NOT MY FAULT

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

i WILL DRAFT A BROWNS CENTER. THAT IS ALL

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL DRAFT FIFTEEN KICKERS

AND I WILL WIN

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

DAVID R SINCE YOU STOLE THE FANTASY BASEBALL CROWN THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

IF BY STEALING YOU MEAN KICKING YOUR ASS IN A RIGHTEOUS FASHION THEN YOU ARE CORRECT

BRING IT

ON EVEN

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

UNITL I SEE A NEGATIVE BLOOD TEST YOUR VICTORY IS TAINTED

― droughn rock owner (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NATURALLY TESTOSTERONIC

BITCH

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

IT WAS THE WHISKEY

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

RECRUIT SOMEONE, SOMEBODY! IF WE HAVE 13 TEAMS WE WILL HAVE BYE WEEKS AND THAT SORT OF SUCKS, NO

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah and stop the tour de france themed trash talk, this aint I Love Escargot

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE FREEDOM

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE POMME FRITS

SWINE

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

HONESTLY THE DE GAULLE OF SOME PEOPLE

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF I LET YAHOO DRAFT FOR ME, AND THAT I KNOW NOTHING MORE THAN MY 49ERS, I CAN BE A 14TH.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER DUDE GO AHEAD AND SIGN UP

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T WORRY SOPISTICATED NINTENDO, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING

― droughn rock owner (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I am sort of pumped! I can name maybe 50-60 NFL players.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

1) DICK BUTKUS
2) BUBBA SMITH
3) WEBSTER'S DAD
4) STEVE LARGENT
5) LT
6) THE DOOD ON THE GIANTS THAT WASN'T LT
7) CHRIS EVERETT

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

8) TAD MORONOVICH
9) DAVE 'NED' MEGGETT
10) TERRELL DAVID

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

11) KATE BOSWORTH
12) RYNE LEAF
13) TOUCHDOWN JESUS
14) THE BUS
15) PRIME TIME
16) BO
17) (STEVE) BONO

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

18) SID & MARTY LUCKMAN

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

19) HILARY SWANK IN THAT ONE MOVIE
20) ROSEY GRIER
21) KEANU REEVES IN THAT OTHER MOVIE
22) HACKSAW REYNOLDS
23) JIM THORPE
24) ERIK 'THE PAPERBOY' WILHELM
25) GEORGE & MARTHA PLIMPTON

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH AND KATHY IRELAND WE FUCKING KNOW. LAMERS.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh this is going to be super fun

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys this is my team so far how is it made?

http://www.honeybat.com/pictures/scott/sam1.jpg http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/a/images/any-given-sunday.jpg http://videodetective.com/photos/389/001637_46.jpg http://www.celestinegreen.com/billydeewilliams.jpg http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/replacements/bateman.jpg http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9909/30/three.kings/mark.wahlberg.jpg http://www.worldproutassembly.org/images/mule.jpg

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

ps that's me in the suit and the red shirt, lookin' good!

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

OK NOW I NEED A TEAM NAME THAT IS SNAPPY LIKE. I LIKE THE SOUND OF "WEBSTER'S DAD."

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i live in the metro san francisco area and I'm not sure if I could name ten players on the 49ers.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hboasia.com/images/posters/378x195/necessary_roughness.jpg

AND TEH CIRCLE IS COMPLETE

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I GOT MY BUDDY BURTIS TO SIGN UP. HE IS A TRUE SCHOLAR AND LOVER OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1155769751.jpg

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

WEEK ONE, YOU AND ME ADE. YOU READY TO GO DOWN HARD, SON

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

"YOU READY TO GO DOWN HARD, SON"

NOT EVEN TOUCHING THIS ONE~

ITT I LISTEN TO NFL FILMS MUSIC AND GET TOTALLY PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/49/03/image_4703492.jpg

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wlup.com/Pics/zakk/misc/kyle_orton_01.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS ARE THE SOMERSET MOMS?

WE NEED OWNERS LIST

ME=DROUGHN ROCK

― droughn rock owner (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

ME = TUNAZ SKOOL FOR GURLS (OR HOW YOU SPELL IT)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

My team is named the Ampipe Bulldogs. Our quarterback is called Rifleman and our star safety is Stefan "Steff" Djordjevic.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

ME: SHAMES OF THEISMANN

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

!!!Your league will not be permitted to conduct its draft if it contains an odd number of managers

IS THIS TRUE?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

we had 14 teams??? why is it 13 again?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

drudgesiren.gif

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am Somerset Moms!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

ade i thought your buddy was in this league?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

fukk! he was on there yesterday! I guess he quit :( sorry yall~~

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

DAMN

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE.

CAN I GET YOU ALL TO GROVEL AT MY FEET NOW?

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

league ID: 13106
password: daunteboat

fantasysports.yahoo.com

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR LEEE PLZ JOIN - ERIC KARABELL ON ESPN INSIDER SEZ 'DRAFT ALL NINERS = GUARANTEED TITLE' WE WON'T STAND IN YR WAY OF DOING JUST THAT THOUGH, THAT'S HOW DESPERATE WE ARE

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

NED'S KNEES ENDS HOLDOUT, REPORTS TO CAMP
AP Wire

ILXORVILLE, the Internets (AP) -- After a protracted and acrimonious standoff, Ned's Knees signed with I Love teh NFL 2006 for an undisclosed amount, though sources familiar with the negotiations indicated that he could receive upwards of 6 million style points with performance enhancing incentives.

"I'm relieved, sure," said Knees on the ILNFL league thread. "All that business stuff is over. I'm a fantasy player, and now I can concentrate on playing fantasy. What better way to start my career than beating the Hunter Age 3s in week 1?"

He added, "I don't lose to girls."

When asked if the extended layoff would affect his pre-season preparation, he said, "I won't lie, I'm a little rusty. I heard Jerry Rice is going to resign with the Niners -- do you think he'll be a third-down receiver?"

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

I Love teh NFL 2006
League Notes

Your live online draft is set for Sat Aug 19 2:00pm PDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 1 day, 19 hours, and 30 minutes from now (test your system). Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time. You can rank your players up until 45 minutes before your draft.

The draft order will be randomly determined approximately 30 minutes before the draft begins.

All drafts (live, auto, offline) must be completed prior to 11:59pm PT on Saturday, September 9 in order to receive scoring for Week 1. Drafts occurring after that time will not be eligible to begin scoring until Week 2.

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

WE NEED OWNERS LIST

Me = Birdfingers

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Me = Landry's Nitemares

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

i am now 'griese fingaz'

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm Hunter Age 3.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ned's Knees = Meee.

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

champion = me

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

shhheah right.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, this league is getting my fantasy sports virginity. I hope y'all are gentle with me.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hunter Age 3

Is that a Jim Kelly's kid joke? I toyed around with naming my team after Boomer Esiason's kid.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I am CNNSI's Peter King.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

You'll never guess.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 August 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Who are these "freak nasties"?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 August 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

What does W/R mean? What does BN mean?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh! Bench!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is W/R a running back or receiver?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

w/r means you can insert either an RB or a WR

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

What does "love" mean?

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

whoa dude I wouldn't make a Jim Kelly's kid joke, that shit ain't right. Unless Jim Kelly now works for the ATF and his kid drew fantastic children's art for them, in which case I am doing that. Hmm.

oh do I have to actually be there for the draft or will it just autodraft for me? Something came up that I have to do tomorrow ;_;

Something called watch Talladega Nights :D

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

it'll autodraft, but you might get stuck with jon kitna or something!

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

So I can play 3 RBs?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

You can also set an autodraft order? I am doing this, now.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

whoa dude I wouldn't make a Jim Kelly's kid joke.

I would and have. I am a bad person.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 August 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

keep your reference materials nearby folx

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 August 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Reference whas?

― c('°c) (Leee), Saturday, 19 August 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Schedules, depth rosters, past injury lists, last years stats, in-flight magazines and the like.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 August 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

everything you need is right here leee

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 August 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

So who had the best draft?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Not me!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Also, list yer teams:

QB: Peyton, Brunell
WR: Harrison, Moss, T. Glenn, Jurevicious
RB: Tatum Bell, DeShaun Foster, Lendale White, TJ Duckett
TE: Marcus Pollard, Kris Mangum, Dallas Clark
K: Feely, Bironas
D: NE

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

QB: Brady, Brees
RB: Edge, Benson, J Lewis, Gore
WR: Owens, Burleson, Lelie, Caldwell, T Williamson
TE: V Davis, J Stevens
K: Stover
D: Carolina, Miami

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

James, Brady and Owens is pretty hard to argue with.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

qb: vick, um, simms
rb: portis, mcgahee, kevin jones, d'angelo williams
wr: javon walker, joe horn, braylon edwards, ernest wilford
te: algernon, leonard pope
k: shayne grahame, lawrence tynes
def: bmore (the wire season 3 out on dvd)

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

QB: D. McNabb, S. McNair (I only pick Irish QBs)
RB: L. Johnson, W. Parker, M. Bell, C. Houston
WR: H. Ward, D. Driver, S. Parker, K. Johnson, B. Engram
TE: R. McMichael, Z. Hilton
K: R.Longwell, R. Gould
DEF: Chicago

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

wow i'm looking a little RB-shy

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

(Birdfingers)

qb: plummer, volek, b. johnson
rb: c. williams, m. moore, norwood
wr: chambers, d. jackson, coles, d. hall
te: witten, wiggins
k: mare, nugent
def: indianapolis, san diego

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

QB: Palmer, Bledsoe, V. Young
RB: Tiki, Julius Jones, Adrian Peterson, Derrick Blaylock
WR: Roy Williams, Andre Johnson, Michael Clayton, Kevin Curtis, Michael Jenkins
TE: Cooley
K: Kaeting, Nedney
DEF; ATL

― gear (gear), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

QB: Hasselbeck, Brooks (picked for me when it was showing only QBs)
RB: L. Jordan, C. Dillon, D. Staley
WR: L. Fitzgerald, R. Smith, I. Bruce, B. Lloyd, M. Clayton, Randle-El
TE: B. Troupe, B. Franks
K: Liquored Up Idiot, John Carney
DEF: Pittsburgh

I DON'T KNOW WAHT TO THINK

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 19 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

QB: Green, Kitna
RB: McGahee, Dunn, Bush, D Williams
WR: Burress, Houshmandzelaoaasdfjesuschrist, M Jones, Givens, C Jackson, Sinorice Moss
TE: Heath Miller
K: Akers
DEF: Cin, Philly

i wouldn't say no to a do-over :[

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

W. Somerset Maugham:

QB: Rofflesburger, Pennington*
RB: J. Addai, C. Taylor, C. Martin, M. Barber
WR: S. Smith, D. Mason, M. Muhammad, K. Robinson*
TE: A. Gates, M. Lewis*
K: J. Brown*, J. Hanson*
DEF: Washington, Jets*

(Starred players = NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, STOP GIVING ME JETS PLAYERS)

I'm psyched about getting Washington so late! Beyond that I have 4 sort-of-okay runningbacks, I'll trade 2 for an actually good one?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

THE FUCK I POST MY TEAM

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

here's dave's team

qb: bulger, favre
rb: brown, mcallister, barlow, holmes, perry
wr: holt, wayne, mccardell
te: lj smith, kinney
k: kasay, lindell
def: seattle, dallas

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hi both of my kickers are injured right now.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

daver: did you save your predraft rankings from last year or something?

ally: trade offer in pipeline, feel free to counter

i swear that waiver wire looks thinner to me than in that crazy 30 team or whatever league last year

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

i got sum piping hot trades for gregory & polyphonic to peep~~

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

ally you should pick up koenen if/when he's added to the player list

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

I saw no reason to counter, I think that trade is fair!!

I don't understand how this works, dudes, why can't I cut Chad Johnson? I mean, I don't WANT to, but if I got real drunk and mad, I might decide to do a stupid thing like that. Why can't I?

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Also, is it wrong of me to hope Clinton Portis is fucked for the beginning of the season? I have Betts and also Portis is kind of a retard anyway.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

Also: what is "waiver priority"?

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

that's your number in line if moar than 1 person claims someone who's still on waivers.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh! Hey I'm #3! :D

ps my autodraft starting roster since everyone else posted
Hunter Age 3s
QB E. Manning
WR C. Johnson
WR D. Bennett
WR J. Porter
RB F. Taylor
RB L. Maroney
TE T. Gonzalez
W/R C. Brown
K J. Scobee
DEF New York

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

ya well... good 4 u >:(

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

new team name: BITCH FUK UR WAIVER WIIIIIIIIIRE

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

waiver priority decides who gets who if two or more folx put a claim on a dude on waivers, it's a bigger factor in roto baseball. you can't cut chad johnson cuz if late in the season someone way out of it in last place let's say for the sake of argument daver decide to pack it in they can't cut a megasuperstar that could throw the balance of power out of whack. if chad johnson started to suck bigtime or had a season-ending injury or whatever you could cut him (eg i had to cut t.o. last year) but if he's shithot and you just decide you don't want any bengals on yr team or something you're either stuck with him or you have to swing a trade which shouldn't be hard.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, when your number one pick was Manning and your number three was Vinatieri, there was much merriment.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

btw has anyone seen that matt mconaugauhgey - pacino gambling flick? one of the worst pieces of shit i've ever seen. worse even than the one with kate hudson - i never dreamt such a thing was possible.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

man i havent even seen rounders, gambling is boring enuf without me needing to see a movie about gambling

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 20 August 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm blaming motherfucking Snakes On A motherfucking Plane for my motherfucking 2005 Draft. (I forgot.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 20 August 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

i got sum piping hot trades for gregory & polyphonic to peep~~

I guess I don't consider Burress a top 10 wr, but I made you a counteroffer. I don't think we're that far off. I generally think of Brady as the #2 QB in fantasy with Palmer coming off an injury, so I may be overrating my guy a bit.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

i think trent green's a top 5 qb fantasywise, i just have a bad feeling re: the chiefs this year.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

hmm, i don't know. He had a pretty considerable off year last year, although his td/int rate was good. Feel free to contact me on aim at 'meatconcept' if you'd like to discuss it more.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

And thus is commerce completed.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

I am gonna regret the fuck out of this

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

one other crucial thing about 'WAIVER PRIORITY' is that yr number is assigned inverse yr draft position.

so if you had #14 draft position, you get numero uno Waiver pick, etc.; # 13 draft gets #2 Waiver...

good for when dumb people drop good players, but not as useful as say, baseball, when players often "come up" from the developmental leagues.

my team-

QB -- Delhomme, Leftwich
RB -- S Jackson, Droughns, A Green
WR -- Boldin, Reggie Brown, Toomer, Moulds
Te -- Heap
D/ST - DEN
K - Wilkins

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 20 August 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

stormy you have the exact same team i would have picked in your draft position, you kept taking guys off my list. well except for yr defense, which is still pretty good.

but i am not exactly conceding week 1 or anything

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 20 August 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

that green/houshmandzadeh/burress trade for brady/gore/garbage is a serious fleecing.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

ADE STOP MAKING FANTASY MOVES

Just because a button's there doesn't mean you click it, dude!

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

HOW ABOUT I CLICK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS PAL (which reminds me, you wanna trade for seattle?)

i want this trade. perhaps i am functionally autistic and you feel you must protect me from myself, but i have a good feeling abt it! also, i think that my compulsive, ADD approach to trading has benefited me in fantasy baseball, where i have clawed my way to the top of several leagues. btw troy williamson will be minn's no 1 receiver if koren robinson is suspended for the season, so i don't think it's too outlandish to expect that he could put up numbers like houshmandzadeh's.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 August 2006 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

troy williamson is 'the next randy moss'!

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 21 August 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

I purposefully picked Manning (and Johnson, FWIW) and all rumors are he's shit hot so far so good this summer so the merriment is a little odd there. Vinateri, on the other hand, was just cut from my team.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY WHY YOU HATE CLUTCH?

MY TEAM TO BE RENAMED LATER
QB: Culpepper, Kurt Wagner
RB: S. Alexander, B. Westbrook, Dusty Rhodes, some Green Bay loser
WR: Amazing Moss, Stallworth, some other dude
TE: SHOCKERY, another chump
K: Two(?!) chumps
DEF: JAX, SOME OTHER TEAM.

OK, I have no idea if Culpepper is supposed to be good anymore (he was hurt last year?), or if Nightcrawler is going to make it the whole season when the Lineart who shoulda been a Niner is breathing on his jock.

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Dude get rid of one of your chumps and pick up Vinateri off waivers if you love him so much! Also since you got Jeremey Shockey you should make your team logo this instead of the helmet:

http://users.bentonrea.com/~kathyr/beatles/pic/crying%20eagle.jpg

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

IF ONLY I COULD.

I only called my kickers chumps because after having examined them both closely, I have no idea who they are and what teams they play for and if they're any good.

Should I take comfort in my QBs (then which one should I start? Hi-octane Arizona offense, or Culpepper's scrambling skillz?), or I should I dangle some Moss?

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i have no idea what to expect out of my team. i always seem to go into each season of the NFL completely blind and then lose three starters to catastrophic injuries.

i'm hoping carson palmer can still walk or else i'll be dependent on forks' '05 midseason mvp to shoulder the qb load.

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Kicker for Indy = Not so good for fantasy porpoises

I'll trade you Jay Feely for Brian Westbrook, duder. Great kicker!

Eli was a lifesaver for me on the fantasy field last season; I want to see his first two games before I decide if he's got it this year.

As for my MVP (youthful indiscretion), rumor has it he may not even be a first string qb as of the first game. BOB COSTAS SEZ.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

who's the possible starter?

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ally: The merriment was that you took Eli over Steve Smith, Antonio Gates, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens, Torry Holt, etc. As a third, maybe even second round pick, Eli seems like a reasonable choice, as a first round, he's like Mario Williams. Trade down!

Gear: Romo Rumours

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Kicker for Indy = Not so good for fantasy porpoises

Yeah, I think my kickers are going to be good for me. Windless home games, question mark offenses*, hopefully they'll drive, stall and kick FGs all day. I'm tempted to start Carney over Vanderjagt.

(*I'm pulling that out of thin air.)

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Picking TO over anybody is like the most laughable thing I've ever heard. I mean talking about question marks, shouldn't the Cowboys just change their damn logo to a big question mark at this point??

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Last year, TO had 763 yards and 6 TDs in seven games. Just sayin'.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

there was much merriment re: manning, BUTT(lol) ally ended up w/a good team anyway so... take that!, conventional wisdom

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't even thinking about T.O., but yeah, question marks. What's the over-under for the number of games he plays this season? If it's 7 or more, I'd put ~~$10~~ $5 on the under.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, last time I looked there wasn't a position called "Stationary Bike Rider."

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i think there's a team called that

qb: palmer
rb: curtis martin
wr: t.o.
te: winslow

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

K: Grammatica
DEF: You pick em

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW, I think even TO (or at least his agent[s]) must realize that Dallas is last chance territory. If he doesn't put in a full year with whatever team he plays with in 06/07, he's gonna be off to Europe. Which, come to think of it, sounds like something he might not mind: being the highest paid player in NFL Europe. Or maybe even Arena Ball.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

i need a WR or RB! another one, that is.

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

TRADEMASTER ADE IS ON THE CASE

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

dude if clayton bounces back you're fucking loaded at wr. i got no idea why you got the bears 3rd string rb though, you must have some inside tip there or something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

a) thomas jones and cedric benson are dicey on the injury tip, from what i hear. adrian p is pretty underrated
b) homerism
c) nothing left towards the end of the draft but lovie's benchwarmers

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

checkyrtradesgear

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

when you drafted him at first i thought you took that seminole that got caught up in that gambling scandal! i was like 'dude don't take him - the israeli mob's gonna kill him by thanksgiving!'. i like ade's rb situation too - between reggie bush and frank gore one of those dude's could be a stud and d'angelo could be by playoff time too. and daver has priest holmes - that dude's a stud! meanwhile, o yeah, i have clinton portis and rudi johnson.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna think about that one, ade!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

you guys watch the espn crew have their 'fantasy draft'? i guess it's reassuring in a way that clearly none of these people (except that one dude obv) ever ever play fantasy football. steve young didn't look like he was having fun.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha i only watched the first round, but steve young seemed so indignant. i just hope sean salisbury does horribly.

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

gear - sorry, changed my mind :( temporary insanity

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

my wrs are a little iffy, nothing but question marks across the board. i'm hoping roy w busts out because he's a stud-in-waiting, and andre should be a monster year-in, year-out, but i don't trust him when carr's passing. clayton could be huge, if he's back 100%. it's feast-or-famine in the receiving corps.

haha xpost ; (

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah steve young went into this whole whine about rb's being worth more than qb's and how ABSURDLY out of whack with reality that is and then he started talking up eli manning and i was thinking 'omg plz plz take eli manning in the first round (at #4 no less)! plz plz tell me tombot married steve young!' but then i guess his producers talked to him before the show and told him 'sorry steve but no way do we let you go on the air and pick eli manning. this ain't fox sports. you're taking tiki barber.' and so he took tiki and he looked like he was eating greenbeen casserole. when that one guy who was the dorkiest guy involved (and clearly the only one who'd ever played fantasy football before) started trash talking him it sent him right over the edge. i didn't see the whole thing - did irvin take t.o.? i wish they'd been allowed to trade draft picks, it would've been awesome to see ditka trade all his picks for reggie bush.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

outside of like maybe 5 guys it's feast or famine for receivers in general.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

WAITAMINUTE, STEVE YOUNG THE FORMER NINER?

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

WTF other Steve Young do you think he'd be talking about?

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://steveyoungforcongress.com/2006/images/2006_photos/steve_header.jpg
I LOVE ME ELI MANNING!!!!!

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

DROUGHN ROCK TO GO WITH YOUTH MOVEMENT

QB: Charlie Frye, P. Rivers
TE: Kellen Winslow

AND THE REST

WR D. Branch
WR L. Evans
WR E. Kennison
RB L. Tomlinson
RB D. Davis
W/R T. Jones
BN R. Dayne
BN M. Anderson
BN A. Bryant
K J Elam
BN S. Janikowski
DEF Tampa Bay
BN Detroit

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

1st place? Probably.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

and daver has priest holmes - that dude's a stud!

Do you mind if I kick you in the nuts, Blount?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm worried about my kicker, J. Elam

http://www.homestead.com/deelores/files/elamPhoto2.JPG

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

vince young is on the market!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i don't suppose there are any openings left, eh? i'd check myself but it's blocked at work.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'll give you my team if you kick Blount in the nuts.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

if blount lives in an area easily accessible by the chicago transit authority consider it done.
oh, and fair warning blount, i'm wearing boots today so if you have a cup...

oh shit wait, you already had your draft. nevermind. good luck to all you people.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

blount get's a reprieve.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Like hell he does.

GIRLD YR LOINS SON

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

daver how much you want for jamal anderson? make an offer

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

YOU BICH

I'm holding out for My Man Otis Anderson.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

i really think chuck muncie is gonna turn it around this year. SLEEPER.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

daver i'll give you michael jenkins for brian piccolo

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

otto, there's a second league and by gawd, we're playing with defensive backs.
League ID#: 12986
League Name: Oh D'Brickashaws
Password: ilxor
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Sun Sep 3 1:00pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ]
Max Teams: 12
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Start Scoring on: Week 1
Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 2
Trade End Date: November 17, 2006
Trade Review: League Votes
Waiver Time: 2 days
Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules
Playoffs: Week 15, 16 and 17 (8 teams)
Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, K, DEF, DB, DB, DL, DL, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Tackle Solo (0.5)
Sack (3)
Interception (2)
Fumble Force (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Pass Defended (1)
Block Kick (2)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: Yes

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm all over that as soon as i get home from work. or rather as soon as i get home from buying a copy of madden.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm picking up Mike Allstodtttstdt!

And I'm gonna win!

― Mark H. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm totally picking troy brown for that other league and gonna get points for picks and returns and grabs. eat it rest of the league.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ooo I have internet in Virginia!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

hooraids

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, I didn't know that Shalexander is on the Madden 2007! SOMEONE OFFER ME JOE NEDNEY FOR HIM.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere i have joe nedney@

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

hey ade you know that curtis martin might not play this year? i'll aprrove the trade, i guess...

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

ya i don't want him, he's just in there for symmetry. thx!

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

gear do you have AIM? hit me up for chitchatz (harrylimearl)

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait nm lol, u approved them. thx

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i want reggie bush or frank gore

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

do u have aim, COME INTO MY PARLOR

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

sophisticated nintendo, plz check trade offer thx bye.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

THE ANSWER IS NO. Man, I'm such a lousy NFL fake-GM, i.e. the minute someone else wants player of mine whom I disvalue, I'm like, "Wait, he must be good after all!"

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

What about when no one else took him until you drafted him?

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

lee's probably gonna win the whole thing :(

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

PRIEST HOLMES UBER ALLES

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

wait sophisticated nintendo is leeeee? He city slickered me in a baseball trade.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dearest polyp,

Yahoo drafted the bag of boatfun for me.

Dearest LK,

I'm more knowledgeable at the beisbol than I am at the yanqi futbol.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Hurting! I hurt so bad! I'M HURTING!"

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

gear if you still need a RB, I just sent you a proposal.

yours truly

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Gear I trade at you.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 28 August 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

LET TEH WAIVER WIRE THUNDERDOME COMMENCE

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 August 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

shades of jordan's '95 return!! : O

― gear (gear), Monday, 28 August 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

WINNAH

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

rafael palmeiro's 'slow' brother

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

um so someone has dropped out of the other league, it now only has 5 teams and therefore cannot draft unless we get another team

should we just bag it now?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

when's the draft? if you're really hard up i'll join

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

draft is sunday a.m., but i'm already in two leagues so i ain't desperate about this one, hence my previous statement.

although it would be satisfying to kick your ass twice in the same year

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

i could drop out and let the 4 of u duke it out

― SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

my league draft is tomorrow. the neighbor with the unsecured wireless signal moved out sunday. I AM TEH SCREWED!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

dude: STARBUCKS

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'll go to a bar instead. by far my favorite development over the last year in chicago is every bar now providing free wifi.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Should we bag it" is a reasonable question. I'm happy to have two ILX leagues, but I don't know if there are enough folx to make it worthwhile. Show of hands?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i say abandon ship and not dilute the focus of the big fuck-off league

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, maybe a real league and a pick 'em? I dunno.

I NEED A QUARTERBACK PLZ, MAKE ME OFFERS, GRIESE FINGAZ STOP BLANKING ME

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

sorry sorry! i was going to counter but it was gone ; (

i will think about an offer to make

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Is it a good idea to play a defence against two of your own players?

Tofu's strength & depth is rly scary.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 2 September 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

We shall see. I still desire a real RB.

As noted, I axed the other league of all incoming; draft is still tomorrow, but we need a buncha people. Guess it's not happening?
C'mon, surprise me.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 September 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to play and draft better this time now that I have heard of players past round three; what time is the draft exactly?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

Also new Pats guy on Free Agent = I now have four 60-point receivers not three oh well progress I guess?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Sunday 1:00 EST
We need at least six players.
IF YOU WERE SIGNED UP BEFORE, YOU NEED TO RESIGN UP IF YOU WANNA PLAY.
Though it's beginning to look unlikely.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

I can't rly accept the Jurevicious trade :( I like Bell a lot with Dayne gone but I am kinda worried about Cleveland, they have a hard schedule I think? I need a feature WR1 more than another solid one.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry about thinking fr so long btw! I still have limited net access + uh general fantasy fear.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dearest blount,

I know how to click on the "Player Notes" with the red asterisk thing!

oxoxo

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_lord_of_the_rings__the_return_of_the_king/ian_mckellen/rings2.jpg

AND SO BEGINS THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME:

javon bondies VS Griese Fingaz

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls VS CNNSI's Peter King

Ampipe Bulldogs VS hip pointers

Landry's Nitemares VS Birdfingers

freak nasties VS Tofu Thunder

W. Somerset Maugham VS Come Frye With Me

To Be Renamed Later VS Hunter Age 3s

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

gear, you have to admit that is a pretty magnanimous offer i have made you. will you consider it?

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

DIDNT SEE IT, WILL CHECK NOW

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

man i wish you'd hung onto brady, i would have done it, son! ; (

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

GET ON AIM SO I CAN BERATE YOU

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

MINE NOW

I don't think I'd take Portis for McGahee at this point, blount! I dunno, that might be shortsighted or something.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

yahoo predictions are so weird. why is muhammad suddenly projected eight points, did a Green bay safety hurt themselves or something?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

will we still have that red asterix stuff after september 10th? What is this stattracker stuff?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck, everybody.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

that is weird, since their corners are basically all GB have going for them rn.

so, uh, who wants steve smith? i don't think i do.

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

stat tracker is a live update on the team page of all the stats during the game + the fantasy points accumulated. after week 1, you won't have that and will instead be forced to check box scores and try to guesstimate your score. it's nice enough to have during that one week but i don't see the point of shelling out money for it.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

blount looks to be dumping portis. I had to kibosh his portis for tomlinson deal. I'VE TRADED WITH LEEEEEEEE AND YOU SIR ARE NO LEEEEEEEEEEE.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Prediction: The Come Frye With Me win this weekend over the MILF's will be the biggest margin of victory ever.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Haha MILFs?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ade what are you looking for, for Smith?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Maughms I'd like to etc

Anyway, I haven't seen my starting lineup in 5 days. There's been some changes. I retract my prediction.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I want a receiver of about the same caliber with a different bye week. or tom brady.

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Gentle laurence kansas, remind me how we traded in ILB.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

I tried to be kind to you vulgar fellow, but you spat on my spats.
Also, dude: U NEETA QB

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Gentle laurence kansas, remind me how we traded in ILB

It was spring and I was flush with the promise of a new year. How you swept me off my feet! It had to end of course and it was fitting that a closer would end it. The details are not important but the lessons learned will stay with me through this, another fantasy season.

fin?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I have two! A-a-a-and, Alex Smith is still available!

But seriously folx -- Culpepper has been hot this preseason (Not For Long), and Warner had the most 300-yard games last season or something (Not For Long). A-a-and the guy you offered was supposed to have had inflated numbers, according to Rotoworld!

xpost!

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i dont need a qb THAT bad. outside of the top 4 or 5 dudes they're all basically the same. you're the one starting Brandon Jacobs and Joe Jurevicious, lololololol.

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

btw, who is To Be Renamed Later?

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh it's lee

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

dude i would love steve smith but not for carson. i'm willing to give up roy williams + drew bledsoe and that's about it, which isn't nearly enough i know ; (

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Jacobs is gonna pull at least one touchdown in the first two weeks. You sure Bush will?

dude, i dont need a qb THAT bad.
Enjoy your Pennington and Kitna sandwich, good luck with Stevie's hammy and I'll see you on week 6 where I plan to get all Jurevicius on yo ass.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW, I think Haikunym is the cat to beat here.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'll take a shot in the dark and guess that Reggie Bush can eke out a solitary touchdown against the twin dragons of run defense that are Cleveland and Green Bay.

brandon jacobs looks a russian folk dancer when he runs :(

http://www.qfolio.com/ob/dancenj/00images/pic_barynya.jpg

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

ya haikunym's team is pimp, but leee's looks nearly perfect

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

In Soviet Russia, Touchdown Jacobs YOU.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Cleveland's run defense has improved drastically since last year. Their pass defense, however, is teh sucke.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Touch downs you, surely.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Why did that trade get vetoed?

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

cuz I asked it to be

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, having Culpepper on the bench is just showing off.

I don't know what I mean by that touch downs you thing at all, I'm really nervous I guess? So exciting!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

The fourth playoff spot is... sort of open?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

ALL MINE

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

I need at least one running back, preferably two (I only have two now, Julius Jones and Tiki). I have six WRs, none of which I'm particularly attached to. HELP

― gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I will trade you Travis Henry!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I predict Pittsburgh defense will give me SIXTEEN (16) points tonight.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

What craziness is this? There are polls on who you think will win each week's matchups?? Text who you think will win to ICKEY WOODS???

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Duce Staley, you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 10 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Shalexander is killing me with -1 points! HE IS DONE ON MY TEAM.

― c('°c) (Leee), Sunday, 10 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck a bunch of Plummer!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 10 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I should have started Grossman!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

PALMER YOU FUCK

― gear (gear), Sunday, 10 September 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I scored pretty well compared to the rest of you dickbags! EXCEPT FOR THE PERSON I WAS MATCHED UP AGAINST. WTF 81 PTS.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

HEY I'M NOT DONE YET.

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah yeah yeah there's tomorrow and all that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

We've each got Monday night/afternoon action. But unless Joey Porter and "L. Betts" bust out for 100+ yds and 1 TD each...

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/don_banks/01/09/moss.reax/p1_moss_moon_all.jpg

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Haha L. Betts was once mine, oh I remember that day.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

i'm down one with (ahem) aaron brooks going tomorrow night. which is a bad situation in general.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 11 September 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

Frye to Winslow the most dangerous combination in sports? probably

I'm down two points. "He's got the Redskins and Gates on his side, I've got Tomlinson on mine" - Morrsisey

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

It's a thriller, innit! I have Taylor and Williamson to come too so it's 4 on 1 but the one is LT so NERVEZ.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 11 September 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

This is my only chance for a victory this year.

And god did my Tampa Bay defense suck against the raven douche-bags.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

WHO VOTED AGAINST ME

U BITCHES

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Tampa Bay is gonna be my punching bag all year.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm down, like, 15 or some shit, I think. Stupid Plaxico and his stupid-ass brilliant stupid catches. Stupid ass.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm down 16. carson palmer: zero points. i'm relying on my kicker and my tight end to make up the difference (and for ade's WR from oakland to score nil)

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

espn ffl is blocked at work so i'm not sure how the strangulated handoffs are doing in my league. i can't remember who i started at wr!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

My work blocks FFL too. Can someone tell me if I'm still the Juggernaut, Bitch?

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously need a running back. i'm willing to listen to any trade proposals! the only ones off limits are carson 'zero' palmer, tiki, and julius jones.

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Come on McCardell, put a zero on the board.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

actually that's not true, carson palmer is also on the market (as long as another good QB is in the mix somewhere!). HIT ME UP WITH SOME OFFERS

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

ffl websense filtered at work - don't say 'yes' to anything til i get home gear!

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

OK : D

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

gear your running backs gave you 18 points! this is how you repay them?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

they're my only two running backs! i have like 6 WR!

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

i need one more for insurance

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

John "But Is It Art?" Carney gave me so much love yesterday I'm thinking about offering up the Liquored Up Idiot. Does anybody think he'll be worth a damn in the next 6 weeks or so?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

gear just be happy you didn't start Ron Dayne this weekend :"-(

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

WTF have you seen my running backs, gear? Jesus dude, you have Tiki Barber!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

He goes so hard and takes so much punishment, he's ripe for an Earl Campbell Total Breakdown any year now.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ha - those years where Ron Dayne crackbacked his carries are totally going to save his career!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

D00d gear, by your algebra I need another RB as insurance against another Shalexander shutout!

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

I WILL HAVE SEX WITH ALL THESE RBS

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE, BYE WEEKS

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

whatever, greedo

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

just wait til i play you, capn-save-an-eli

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude Eli did pretty well, unlike the rest of my team. Fuckin' naysayers

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Gear I have Addai tradeable but I need a backup defence and a rly top-ish WR, three way trade maybe?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

yo i'm down for that. who wants in?

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH A THREE-WAY WITH TWO DUDES I'M UP FOR THAT

― trademc (papa la bas), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

gear i'm trying to think of a way to pull a trade for carson but every thing i come up with either makes me blanch or would make you blanch. i'm riding a vick high right now though and despite the 'he's dumping portis' talk about actually have crazy faith in him (enough that i thought i could swing him in a package for l(d)t or shaun or larry), chris brown not as much though i think he'd make a very fine #2 rb for many a team in this league (call 1-900-mix-alot to make an offer!). to my eyes everybody had a not great to awful this week - no 100 pt games! larry johnson and shaun sucking and l(d)t not active til tonite probably why plus the outstanding play of the ravens/bears/world'sfinestfalcons d's.

― blanch (papa la bas), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

on the table
vick (having my fave player on fave team on my fantasy team just creates way too much anxiety)(of course my "overvaluing" him probably means any trade involving vick i pull off involves ade)
joe horn
chris henry
ernest wilford
kevin jones
clinton portis
"chris simms" (better hurry!)
any kicker always
buffalo d

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah see the trouble with trading carson i realize is that i would need to get a pretty reliable qb in return, plus the third RB i desire, and who's gonna want to do that? looking around, this season seems to have the least number of 'guaranteed money' fantasy qbs in memory.

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

YES CHESTER

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

also: top 5 tight end chris cooley is on the market

― gear (gear), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

whatever, greedo
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyza...), September 11th, 2006.

just wait til i play you, capn-save-an-eli
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 11th, 2006.

this is turning into my favorite ILAnything thread ever

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

gear's RB greed will be his ultimate undoing

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

i thought that said "crackbacked his berries" at first

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

HANG ON HANG ON WHERE ARE THOSE DRUDGE SIRENS???

BLOUNT HAS GOT VICK ON THE TABLE???

SIRENS SIRENS ETC

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, i need receivers bad. my starting 3 are matt jones, david givens and ALVIS WHITTED wtf. i don't want steve smith even if he does get healthy, because the idea of rooting for him to have good games makes my heart hurt (fuk that dude).

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

heath miller & frank gore kept me alive this week!

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

CHAD PENNINNGTONN

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 11 September 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

If I had paid one attention, I coulda gotten 2 more pts. tonight (Randle-El; fuck a Brandon Lloyd thank you very much). But whatever, I got my win.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

San Diego wins in a blowout, and yet McCardell doesn't even register a point and I win my fantasy matchup IN A STUNNER!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

OMG NO FRACTIONAL POINTS

THAT BE SOME GRADE A BULLSPUNK

41 YDS RECEIVING DOES NOT EQUAL 59 YDS RECIEVING

EVER

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

my youth movement isn't working

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

PAGING ALLY: FIX YR ROSTER

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

paging rockhardy: check yr tradez!

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, that's a lot of damaged horsemeat you're trying to trade...but I'm thinking about it.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

hooraids!

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

fine, so most of you (including myself) are voting for my opponent. that's cool. but just you wait!

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

Okay Ade, I took the Maroney version. It'll either pay off big or lose big, but I think Roffles has everything to prove now after the face-plant and the surgery. I should have taken Mr. Turf Toe, but my gut tells me "run away." (prob. my appendix)

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

i voted 4 u ;_;

gear, you should make it so that receptions are worth points!

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha i wouldn't have offered the maroney version if i thought you'd take turftoe :( wanna trade????????????????????????????????/

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

lol i was thinking about it!

i played in a league once where receptions and completions were worth two points apiece, so whenever a team was down and the qb was desperately trying to bring the team back, the QBs would roll up 90+ points! highest scoring fantasy game i can remember was one where elvis grbac w/the chiefs had 120 fantasy points.

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

gear, you should make it so that receptions are worth points!

Please don't change the rules in the middle of the season.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

larry centers: fantasy stud

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

my dad thinks 'yards per carry' should definitely be a points category (has a point! not sure how it'd work in head-to-head) and when informed that 'winning' isn't a category informed me that fantasy football is 'bullshit'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

i wish there was a way to score "intangibles"

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

darin erstad: top ten fantasy baseball pick

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

You sure are a tradin' motherfucker.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 September 2006 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'd like to get rid of Addai? I will trade him for someone I don't irrationally dislike plus a backup defence.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

I picked the CIN defense up out of the free agent pool and they wound up doing better than my whoopdedoo PIT def. I'm not sure which to start this week.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'm playing the freak nasties with QB Vick. My defense is Tampa who, coincidentally, are playing Atlanta this weekend. EPIC. I wish this game was on TV up here.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know who I am up against, but I have every confidence that I will dispense a can of whoop on them.

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i probably wouldnt trade winslow either, lk :( how about, um, reggie bush? want him???

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

reggie for branch I'm cool with

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

haha I just benched my Tampa D. I'M RUNNING SCARED

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

dude reggie bush for roy williams? or andre johnson?

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol i was just jking. u got DILF'D!!!

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1157439520.jpg

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 September 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php/i432_shockeyshocked.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://turbzy.com/hahaipwnt.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/L3xXx/pwnt.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20020915/226hawks16_dilferhand.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

palmer and roy w for hasselbeck and reggie bush

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!!!!

lemme think about that one, dude.

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

*circles javon bondies on fantasy league schedule*

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 September 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

haha 'bulletin board material'!

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 15 September 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

should i start hines ward or matt jones at wideout this week? they're playing head to head so i can almost guarantee that whomever i sit will catch like 80 touchdowns on sunday.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 15 September 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

er, on monday since that's when they're playing.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 15 September 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

A manwich ain't a manwich without HINES CATCH UP.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 September 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Hey disinterested and unbiased folks! My QB Kontroversy: Culpepper or Kurt "Nightcrawler" Warner?

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 15 September 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

I would go with Warner until Culpepper plays well, as he hasn't had a good game since 2004.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 September 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

should i start hines ward or matt jones at wideout this week? they're playing head to head so i can almost guarantee that whomever i sit will catch like 80 touchdowns on sunday.

I never ever sit superstar WRs unless it's a bye week or unless they died.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 September 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

yeah who are yr other wideouts? i'd definitely play ward over jones.

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

My QB Kontroversy: Plummer who, if I play him, will have another embarrasing week for sure but would light it up if I put him on the bench, or Brad Johnson, who always puts up respectable numbers but never amazes.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

If Brad Johnson had even one reliable receiver, then maybe.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

JOHN CARNEY: EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS, WOULD DRAFT AGAIN. A++++++++

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 September 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

rex grossman four touchdowns :///ooo///(((((*(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 17 September 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

How did we manage to do so badly in a week in which every single player on my team won their game?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

how much for rex grossman? i am afflicted with homerism ; (

― gear (gear), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

dude *of course* Grossman chucked 4 TD's ... he was playing *the Lions*

everybody has a career day when they play the men who don the Honolulu blue and silver

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

poor roy williams ; (

― gear (gear), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I guess last week was a free taste of the live scoring...all I'm seeing is zeroes right now. Does anybody know when the scoring is updated?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 September 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

you should check the yahoo sports page, it has a list of the top scorers of the day fantasy-wise. scoring is updated in the morning hours...

― gear (gear), Sunday, 17 September 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think it'll be updated until tuesday, when the last game of the week has been played?

― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

I guess it doesn't matter when I get the details...unless Pit blanks Jax tomorrow and Ben lights it up through the air, I'm toast.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

I dropped the 10 bucks on the live stat tracker feature. That's about 60 cents a week.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, scoring is updated on Tuesday.
You can get full salient scores and notes from NFL's gameday page and guesstimate pretty accurately from there though.
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo Peyton!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 September 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Actually if I recall we will see the scores from today on Monday. So anyone with a player in the MNF will know where their game stands.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 18 September 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

This season has gone about as poorly for me as is possible.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Until the second half of the Jets/Pats game today when Coles and Cotchery each bagged a TD I was pretty sure I wasn't going to break 20 pts.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

你什么时候发生了这个变化

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

Last I saw, I was beating Stormy's ass. Please tell me this is still the case.

STILL MIFFED ABOUT NO FRACTIONAL POINTS BTW. I FILE PROTEST W/ OFFICIAL NFL COMPLAINT DESK.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

Whoops, Monday it is.
I would also vote yes for fractional points. Don't see it as changing the game mid-season either, just righting a simple wrong that won't give anybody a leg up.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 September 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if we do it retroactively, it might upset the apple cart. WINKY. But, yeah, like I said, 21 yards rushing and 39 yards rushing shouldn't be the same.

The Stormy question is U&K, BTW, esp. since he went and asked BLOUNT to get all Jimmy The Greek re: his chances.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'd definitely play ward over jones

but ward has a bad hammy and charlie batch piloting the offense. my other wideout is tory holt.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 18 September 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Tell me the early returns on the Vote Gore '06 campaign, someone!

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 18 September 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Early returns = Gore's performance against the piss-poor run D of 'Zona cost me a win in my other league = he can suck one Nutella.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

Gore '06 is beating the hated javon b's by 24 points.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 18 September 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

huh, don't know who i played but judging from my team i doubt i won:

qb- frye (asstacular game with no tds and 2 picks)
rb- edge james (under 70 yards, 3.7 ypc, seems to have pocketed the big contract money and checked out)
wr- tory holt (one td but only 30 yards rec)
wr- hines ward? matt jones? game time decision. leaning towards ward.
wr/rb- joseph addai (actually had a good day, 80 rush yards, 20 rec, 1td)
te- shockey. did he even play in this game? i mean he must have, he had 2 catches for 17 yards but wtf? 2 catches for 17 yards?
d- denver. no picks, no fumbles, no special teams tds, one sack.
k- i don't know who my kicker is.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Are you talking the ILX league, Otto? Because I have Torry Holt...

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

no, not ilx league. an espn league.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

but i needed to vent and it's blocked at work.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

We need a non-ILX fantasy thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

YOUR POINTS SYSTEM IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (imho)

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Frye scored a rushing TD yesterday! And those interceptions should've been caught by his receivers. There is no justice in Browns town.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

may i suggest this instead:

Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 5 points at 125 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 5 points at 150 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-2)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-1)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-1)

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

waht, for our league??

hey ade, hit me up if you want to rework that trade, i need him!

― gear (gear), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, all this trading is rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic.

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'm resorting to begging here...

I'm not going to win a single game all season if my QB keeps scoring 1, 0 or NEGATIVE POINTS and my chief backup is lousy as far as fantasy stats go as well. Plummer = joke on me! Can somebody please help me out? If you've got a decent QB on your bench, please take a look at my roster and tell me what you want. Chambers is up for grabs, Cadillac Williams I can part with... pretty much anyone on my roster (except for my Jets WRs and SEAs Darrell Jackson) is someone I'd be willing to give away for a decent QB in this fire sale.

I picked up Cutler from free agency yesterday anticipating a QB change in Denver, but I can't wait for Shanahan to smell the roses on this one.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

If I get 30 pts. from Big Ben, Heath Miller and the PIT D tonight, I will go streaking downtown tomorrow at noon.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Johnny, I just dropped Aaron Brooks. OH WAIT...

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE...A BACKUP QB WHO HAD 29 POINTS YESTERDAY.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

I would also vote yes for fractional points. Don't see it as changing the game mid-season either, just righting a simple wrong that won't give anybody a leg up.

Yeah fractional points is fine I guess but it seems kinda pointless. Sometimes you get screwed, sometimes you do the screwing. It evens out eventually.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

i vote NO to fractional points. this ain't the girl scouts.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

i've never played in a league with fractional points and i'm not about to start!

― gear (gear), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT .75 THIN MINTS BLOUNT

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

blount + gear otm, YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH FRACTIONAL POINTS

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

You go, Gearl! (xxpost)

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Gracias polyphonic... we'll see if I can get anywhere with Alex Smith now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hope he works out for you. Well not really, but hey.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Well, maybe we'll tie in Week 6.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, well, at least I keep my clothes on tomorrow.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

A Nation Mourns.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

agh!! i was gonna make an offer for chad johnson. ALLEY HOW CLOUD U

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna study hard in high school and hit on this black chick at the gym today! shoulda coulda woulda!

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

>:o

james I'll give you reggie bush and reggie williams and any other reggies in my vicinity for chad.

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

Bad form ade!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS

I'M SORRY I HAVE TO PROTEST SOMETHING

I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THAT TRADE

HELP?

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

seriously--there is photo proof that I wasn't in the United States until last night, and I have two ilxors who can vouch that I was out with them after my return, and nowhere near a computer, this is fucked up :(

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck it, I was going to come in last in the league anyway.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Just veto it now, Ally.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

It won't let me, is the point I'm making. It put it through somehow.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Bad form c('°c)!

(I blame my German counterpart.)
(Also my inability to read.)

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

It hasn't been put through -- it's still pending commish review.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

that's gear's job, to veto it. SOMETHING FOWL IS AFOOT~~~

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE DISALLOWED IT
http://millinerd.com/sistine-chapel.jpeg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

NOW FIX THE CRAP SCORING SYSTEM

http://web.bvu.edu/students/spootyl/images/lucifer%20flipped.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.strictlygenteel.co.uk/light1/light1_images/p237.gif

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I still suck at this game but at least I have my Fat Head still :D

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

THX ALOT ADE YOU JEDI MIND TRICKED ALLY OUT OF A TRADE

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not going to trade Chad Johnson for ANYTHING. ANYTHING.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

THX ALOT ADE

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

lol... my bad

^_^;;

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES MR BLUNT

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

still need a RB. SOMERSET do you like my trade or no??

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY U BEAT ME OKAY IF YOU ARE BAD I STILL HAVE NO FATHEAD; WHAT IS A FATHEAD???

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

gear i will look now!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

i made a counter? LET US KEEP HAGGLING

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

HTTP://WWW.FATHEAD.COM

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

and so the haggling continues!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/_Images/nfl/products/medium/nyg_manning_Eli_med.jpg

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I might need one for my new apt.

If only they had Shaun King FATHEAD...

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

they float???

gear how do you feel abt Rex Grossman?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

hmm he's a pretty solid backup esp compared to who else i got

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

ok check it, puzzleworth! it's a pretty even deal!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

That is even! Can we add a meaningless 'backup for slightly-better-backup' bit so that I can claim some spurious moral victory?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif
GRAVEL I ACCEPTED YR TRADE

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

xd!

TOO LATE GEAR, I ONLY LIKE INJURED RECEIVERS ANYWAY

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

hey wait!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

NUH UH, MISTER SLOW ON THE TRIGGER.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

grr i offered first! fine

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I still want Cooley gear!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i would have given him to you in an addai trade with continued haggling!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Come Frye With Me will not have LaDT this week so whoever I'm playing may as well start looking ahead to week four.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

:(((

Gear I will find try and find a spare RB and trade him to you, it is a SORT OF PROMISE

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

ade I hope I have not burnt my trading bridges! It wasn't a srs offer, it ws just a HAGGLE-OPENER.

I will trade Tom Brady.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Trent Green and Jake Plummer are available!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry Gear, I hadn't read very closely upthread when I saw Greg's trade offer and JUMPED ALL OVER IT.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I should have asked for more clearly!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

lol i dont even remember what i rejected now... don't worry abt burning ur bridges w/me, i'm like gear's mom; always open!

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I will trade Dallas Tunacrush Barber for a player that Gear wants?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

ADE CHECK EMAIL FOR LAUGHS, DEALS

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

I like your idea/moxy! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

how many teams have had gates after two weeks??? okay!!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

yo same deal for bush as you wanted for addai??

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Hi! I'd like to trade someone for a WR!

xoxox

― jerk (Leee), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

i may be able to help you there. Hit me up.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

For the record, I'm looking to swap scrubs!

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

puzzleworth, check yr team page, a trade offer awaits!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

To whomever offered me Mr. Tuck Rule - that's nice and all, but I can't trade a RB when I NEED an RB.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

yo sorry ade dawg i'm waiting on a puzzleworth trade possibility, one that will hopefully go through before sunday!

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

what is it? i can ANTE UP (KIDNAP THAT FOOL)

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

aj and cc for reg

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

r u sirius? :( that's an awful deal 4 u imho (also for me, more importantly)

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

make me an offer!

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

what was my last offer? i don't even remember. did i cancel it or something?

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

i canceled it, i figure andre for a couple of iffy backs and an iffy wr is a little steep and i wouldn't know who to drop ; (

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ok I have internet again!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 23 September 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Too late, Gear held a supplemental draft and gave us all yr players!

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Which DEF should I start? Jax (vs. Indy guilt), or Vikes (vs. Da Bears)? Both of my oppononents have scored big so far, but is the Bear's offense (third in total points??!) 4real? Jax has been way splashier (they've caused more TOs), but I ph34r teh Manningman.

― c('°c) (Leee), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Definitely the Vikes. I wouldn't start the 1985 Bears against Indy.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

ade I am sorry I did not reply to your trades, I was thinking about the two-for-one swap but then I realized I would have had to say yes right away to totally hose you for a bye week LJ and by then it was too late and you figured it out. DAGNABBIT

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'd start jaxxxxxx

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh snap! wait i'll totally take that

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

HOSE ME, HAIKUNYM

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

o yeah, i already traded my tradebait

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Grossman vs Pennington... "Chicago will run 30+ times" vs. "Very windy conditions in Buffalo today"... I hope I picked right!

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

hey how fucking smart do I feel for my last-second benching of Keyshawn Johnson right before he catches one touchdown and runs for another?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 24 September 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Based on the weeks 1 & 2, I would've done the same thing.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 24 September 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Sad but true.
I'm beginning to feel top heavy at TE. Somebody wanna offer me something legit for 2 TD and counting Dallas Clark?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 September 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'll give you Witten for Clark... I'm sure he'll pick up the pace later in the year, but I need points now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Damn, might not have been the greatest idea to bench Favre today (great for me, bad for Tunaz that is).

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'll give you Randle-El for Clark, but I don't even know if that's legit or insulting.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, why did I unload Hasselbeck again?

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol@u

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

I am pretty sure I just set some kind of record for fantasy team yards gained without a touchdown :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

All three of my receivers had 100 yard games (one 150), plus MacGahee for 150 rushing BUT NO CIGAR

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

hey didn't someone on this thread get stattracker? could you be a total bro and clue me in to just how badly i'm currently beating ally's ass?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 25 September 2006 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

73-56, and you've still got players tomorrow night.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

ok now do me!

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 25 September 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

You're stomping ME 73-50. My only hope is that Norwood scores 4 TDs and runs for 150 yds tomorrow night (yehrite) and McAllister gets lost on the way to the Superdome.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait, I messed up. Raposa = Tunaz, right?

You're up 65-57. Dunn plays for you tomorrow night, but Brees has yet to play for polyphonic.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

WTF! I guess I kind of expected Plummer to have a good game the week after I begged anyone who'd listen to take him off my hands.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

bro, how about me, griese fingaz?

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

Yr down 48-67, but you've got three slots awaiting Monday nite's game.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

gear, i'll help you: you are going to lose.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

if atl defense, reggie bush, colston, and jenkins don't score 20 points between them, i'll kick their asses

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

I raise my hand feebly. I have myself marked down at 41 to 70 with two slots on monday, yes?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

The stattracker says 77-38, Tofu.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

but anything can happen tofu, I don't have anyone playing on monday!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Are you trying to be mean?
You had a hella nice day Haikunym: Donovan, Chicago's kicker and fast Willie Parker... and didn't two of your wideouts score?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

WTF! I guess I kind of expected Plummer to have a good game the week after I begged anyone who'd listen to take him off my hands

Wish I had played him!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 25 September 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

Not trying to be mean, tofu, just saying weirder things have happened...although, yeah, it looks like I took this one.

In my other league, which includes two people that have never played before and four (4) children who are younger than 11, I am 1-2.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 25 September 2006 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit, only 33 points.

Holy shit squared, only 33 points and still a chance to win if Carney has a good game.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 25 September 2006 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

You are humble in victory, but I demand defeat!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 September 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

With Come Frye With Me, all things are possible. xpost

Anyway, without LaDanian playing this week I marked this down as a sure loss. I can't believe I have a chance to win a game this year.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait, I messed up. Raposa = Tunaz, right?

DAS RITE

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 September 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone clarify me on which tight ends in the league don't currently suck? There seem to be about two.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 25 September 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Winslow looks unstoppable. The fact that the Browns don't let him play in every third down situation is mind-boggling.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 25 September 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Desmond Clark was looking like a pretty good tight end for Chicago: slimmed down a LOT over the summer, #2 option for Rex Grossman, etc. TOO BAD HE MESSED UP HIS FREAKIN FOOT SUNDAY.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 25 September 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

How's Mr. Of Human Bondage vs. our former next POTUS?

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

66 Gore
53 Maughams

I seriously thought I was going to post a sub-60 score this week with no Moss (not like he's been contributing) and no Stallworth (WHATF DOOD YOU WERE "P" PROBABLE GRRR).

Also, blount = choad for picking up Michael Robinson, ESP. after I already cut him once.

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

in my other league i actually started corey dillon and vinatieri and i still might win because i'm only down four points with colston and atl def tonight.

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

YO MR ADMIN SIR:

Your Other Fantasy Leagues Are GO!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I can't tell if I'm making really dumb moves or just had an unlucky week. Except for the Hasselbeck trade, that was patently stupid. (Ade, I'll save you the trouble: lol@me, :-))))) )

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

"Also, blount = choad for picking up Michael Robinson"

OTFM

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Alexander out with cracked foot
Posted by Mike Sando @ 02:20:56 pm
RB Shaun Alexander will miss "at least a couple weeks" with a broken bone in his foot. Coach Mike Holmgren just confirmed the injury. This means RB Maurice Morris becomes the starter for the Chicago game and beyond. Alexander has played in 99 consecutive regular-season games. We'll have more specific information once Holmgren has finished his press conference.

kekekekekeke

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

WAHTF. (ò ó)

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Quick-Draw Langston

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol i picked him up in my other league but ade was too fast over here ; (

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

It's not like SA has been getting big yardage anyway.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

Did you guys see MM's stats yesterday? About 1 yd/carry on 15+ carries!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

I answered a phone call mid-picking him up and by the time I got back Ade had grabbed him. :(

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

I really hope they never put LT on the cover of Madden.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

roffle - i just saw that espn sportscenter phone bullshit ad with shaun five minutes ago

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

so i have four quasi-starting RBs now. anyone wanna trade for a receiver?

― harbl (Adrian Langston), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon Saints, just like we drew it up in practice -- drive, stall, win with a half-dozen field goals.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Wooo! By my count, Carney's got me my 13 pts. with 22:00 left to play.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Blount, send that Portis-for-Alexander trade my way again and this time I'll accept!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

f********************** Carney

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

heheheheh

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

Michigan State, Cleveland Browns, Come Frye with Me

They are all against me

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

This is must-win week and we are against blount :(

Okay so tight ends: PLEASE EXPLAIN. They are basically blockers who get like 0.5 passes per game thrown at them in the endzone right except Colston who is actually a WR on a clerical error? HOW DO YOU TELL IF THEY WILL GET POINTS LATER? Like, if I trade for eg Dallas Clark, what signs would I look for to try and work out if he'll keep getting touchdowns? I basically get every other fantasy position I think, defence is a bit of a mystery too but that can wait I guess.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Why does the Washington D suck this season, btw?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

some teams use TEs as blockers, some have them as their #2 receiving option. it's gold when they're #1 (Gates, Gonzalez). Colston is a TE because he was brought in as one then they decided to use him as a big wideout.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

ADE I have answered your prayers

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

lol, did a little birdy tell you to BUY LOW? FUK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:O!!!!!!!!

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://sero.org/handshake/D/Media/handlogo.gif

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

...i did not think that would be accepted

o well!

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

ATTN ADE:

1) I am not sure I am sold on this trade. I will think about it as Chadster is not doing as well as I demand he plays. NB: This means I will probably do it anyway, I'm pretty not picky.
2) WAHT about gilmore v gonzalez? That's a move I actually thought about

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I need a defence and a tight end I think?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

gilmore's the blocking TE who the pathetic Lions didn't cover for 2 plays. complete fluke. gonzalez is also playing against the FEROCIOUS ~~49S~~ 49ERS DEFENSE this weekend, if he can't get a TD against those dudes then he never will :(

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

49ers too

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

wait i can just edit my post!

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe I don't need a tight end? I need a #1 RB, who actually scores touchdowns, that would be good.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Gravel, it just so happens I'm shopping Shaun Alexander!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

ya ya I noted the 49ers thing and was like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well maybe that is part of the situation.

anyway I think I will accept your trade after all.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

ADE IS WHEELING

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

once the asian assassin, now the mexican mercenary

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

omg let the record reflect some crazy nixon level shenanigans all over this thread between ade and ally re: chad johnson w/ me as muskie

in summation: FUCK ALL YALL

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude I didn't trade Chad Johnson. I refuse to trade him. He is MINE.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

if if and buts were cherrys and nuts fuck all yall

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Chad Johnson is my third choice NFL boyfriend. He is behind Eli and, UH, Jake Del Homme.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

CHOOSE BETTER

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

i didnt vote for or against no trades at all because its set to my yahoo email which i dont even know what it is, I AM INNOCENT I TELLS YA

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah YOU DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH I THINK

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE WHAT IS HAPPENING

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

Ade can you wheel for a real defence? I wld trade Wash, Williamson, maybe some other goodies. I don't really rate the Eagles so far, are they good?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

well, they're in the top ten in terms of fantasy value. how good are they IRL? it's hard to say, kearse is gone for the season and their starting corners are out for another week or two. they still look like one of the better defenses in the NFC right now.

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

Shaun Alexander, citing the healing power of prayer, reportedly hopes to play this Sunday night.

GOD I MUST RID MYSELF OF THIS CHRISTIANS WITHIN MY SQUAD OF HEATHENS, ATHEISTS, RATIONAL EMPIRICISTS, AND POSTSTRUCTURALISTS.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I heard Ayn Rand has a great first step.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

You never responded to my SA enquiry!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, that was you! I'm at w0rk where all sorts of time-w4stng activities are blocked.

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

What I sort of don't get is how yahoo were all "lol@dudes drafting chicago 6th round" for ages, then chicago are predictably good defensively (though not as amazing as say baltimore) and now it's unimaginable that Chicago (or B'more, or Atlanta) would be traded for a sixth-rounder? Are defences just racking up unusually massive numbers this year?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I made offers!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

leeeeeeee, have you SEEN my TRADE offer

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

YES but I CAN'T take ACTION till 2NITE. I WISH I could REJECT/ACCEPT it right NOW because I AM so bored right now, TO be honest.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.avatune.com/pics/11020439.jpg

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.customflix.com/Img/T20/T55/T18/ThumbnailImage.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone want a #2 qb?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

Trent Green is still available!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Gravel, I could use a new #2! I'M THINKING BLOCKBUSTER.

PS - did u like my trade proposal circle one: YES NO.

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

I like to go to the league page and figure out how I got two wins with the 2nd-lowest point total of all teams.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

reason #1: Come Frye With Me

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

ade, lez be trade partners

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Alright that was my first big trade. Let's see how it turns out.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

counter offer, ade!

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Gear lemme in on this ACTION!

Ade I am keen to trade Williamson + someone for someone else?

This stuff is week-destroying.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

(Tofu that was a fun trade!)

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Leee what trade offer plz resend!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, you're stocked for bear at WR now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, if I don't get a receiving td with this lot I will cry and kind of give up.

Williamson/Gabriel/Rffles for an RB yall?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Gravel the one you rejected lol!

Ade I'd be "leaving points on the table" so I think I'll stand pat, even if Rhodes gets run over by Addai!!

xpost ok this Williamson chap looks inneresting to me and I might have an RB to spare!

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck you Indy defense! If you had one (1) testicle among you, Chad might have to throw more.

Fuck you Chad, for that insane INT.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

i love marques colston

― gear (gear), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Name change:

Birdfingers = EZ Winz 4 U

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

WTF is up with Norwood getting so much action for ATL today?! It's the first week he's done anything so far and, of course, it's the week I bench him!!

Also, Alex Smith... WTF you fucker?! I could've played Losman over you.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Wanna trade me for Jake Plummer? :)

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Haha. (I might...)

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Finally, some production. Cinci's DEF sucked hind tit -- lol @ negative points -- but my Maroney/Dillon 1-2 punch more than made up. I think I have 63 pts with 2 players left.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

wha happen

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

thank you atl def

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit, I just saw that Haynesworth head-stomp.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, Ade had the KC defense on the bench!

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

Rules question: if a trade is proposed on Sunday and finalized on Monday before that week's games are finished, do the player's points transfer to the new team, or stay with the team they played for at the time they scored them?

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think you can move players around on game day. You'd have to wait until tomorrow.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

EDIT: player who were active for you on game day can't be traded/waived.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

can we get any updated scores?

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

freak nasties 68
W. Somerset Maugham 73

hip pointers 77
javon bondies 11

Griese Fingaz 78
EZ Winz 4 U 36

Vote For Bush OK? 31
CNNSI's Peter King 39

Landry's Nitemares 67
Hunter Age 3s 52

Ampipe Bulldogs 58
Come Frye With Me 68

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls 65
Tofu Thunder 93

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

93 points. Stick that up your yeah and smoke it.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

thanks a lot, Hasselfag.

i picked up Jurevicius today - I now have all the white receivers!!! anyone in the market for a good route-runner?

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

Finally!

SAN

TAN

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 October 2006 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm up by eleven but my wily opponent has McNabb up his sleeve.

Also, lol @ Ade.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha I also have Donald Driver up there, IT IS A BIG HUGE SLEEVE

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

OMG. Can my 3 jerkfaeces make up 8 points tonight?

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Also, who did I just trade for??

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Cos if I'm getting who I think I'm getting, I change my mind! ;_;

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

carson palmer put a zero on the board for the second time this season.

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

fortunately ez winz had alex smith, who put up -3 ; (

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

my team scored 7 touchdowns and I'm probably going to lose U_U

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

although javon bondies scoring 11 total points puts a spring in my step n_n

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

I now have Jordan, Alexander and Randy Moss, SOMEBODY TRADE ME T.O. FOR BUST QUARTET

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

EZ wins please see note re: Kitna on trade?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Blount, I was going to offer you Chad Pennington for a RB, but I see you already have your backup QB. :-(

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'VE STILL GOT AKERS & THE PHILLY D TO RUSTLE UP 67 POINTS

;_;

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, I hope Akers kicks 7 50-yard field goals and the D shuts out Green Bay with 3 sacks, 3 ints (two returned for TDs) and a fumble recovery.

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

you're a good guy, leee. hold on, i'm gonna give you all my dudes~

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

there's a picture I didn't need to see.

― robinnnnnn edgerton (edgertor), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Blount, I was going to offer you Chad Pennington for a RB, but I see you already have your backup QB. :-(

-- The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (crump...), October 2nd, 2006 3:52 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later) - i can't tell if this is sarcastic! 48 hours ago i'm 2 and 0, a week and a day from now i'll be 2 and 2 :(

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

No, not sarcastic, nope, not me. I need RBs, I'd trade Chadula for a decent one, yesterday you didn't have a backup QB and His Vickness is about to have the week off. The only W-L record I look at is my own, usually.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

i need a decent RB too! i'll trade you Kitna, he's really getting into a rhythm and... stuff... az-zahir hakim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

FURRY

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

TUNAZ... you need a good 3rd wideout and I need a QB who, if not always reliable, is at least capable of having big weeks. I've proposed you a trade!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Never mind... I'm too impulsive!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

Uh Ade do you remember THE KITNA DEAL?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

o yeah

;(

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

STUPID MCNABB. Spread the ball around, you selfish jerk!!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Gravel, I like my chances this week against you. All my opponents this week are a bunch of chimps on rollerskates (except PIT vs SD). These projected points are bulljive.

Of course I just jinxed it.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

It's up to Bill Belichick really! If they pass, I win, if they run, you do.

Projected points I find rly confusing, probably they are total rubbish but they must be based on something? My image of teams of football-outsiders style expert statisticians endlessly recalculating every number is maybe kinda daft though.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

well, it's daft to call the football outsider ppl "expert statisticians" :[

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

They're better than me!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, lets work out a trade, I don't care what.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Now I have four quarterbacks. Someone for the love of god trade me a running back for one of my qb's.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

somebody's gonna get screwed on this mega trade.
Don't know who yet, though.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

The way my season is going, probably me.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

trade processed!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for the quick turnaround!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

dudes I can't log into my team right now :( :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

waz wrong?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

it says I am not the owner of the team??

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

hmm are you logged in to the proper yahoo account?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think so, this isn't the first time it's happened, just the longest it's gone without letting me in :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

That happened to me when my daughter used my computer to check her yahoo mail. I logged out, logged back in from scratch and everything was fine.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

I am pretty pleased with trading Taylor, Williamson and Roffles for James, Chambers and Patriots! WHEELIN' WHEELIN'

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 6 October 2006 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY LEZ TRADE

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

presuming you can log in.
Log out and log back in, yo.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude the thing is that I got like 17 billion receivers arleady

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

alright, hang on.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

kudos :D

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Speedy! Ta!
If the gi'nts can just get near the goal line again, you'll have done better on that one than I did.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa, WC and I now have seven players involved in the NE/Miami game. THROW THAT BALL

Ade that is a crazy trade!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 8 October 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

RUN IT
RUN IT
RUN IT

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, Greg, you were wondering --
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moms_Mabley

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Nooo Olindo!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Benson gets the fluke start after I trade Edge James... and randomly scores twice. This has been a very lucky week for me.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

Except for Grossman, I can't even reach hind tit today.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

my fill in defense is the new york jets, lol ; (

― gear (gear), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

my fill in qb is drew bledsoe, lol ; (

― gear (gear), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

green for fitz trade disallowed! ade doesn't remember agreeing to it : /

― gear (gear), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

wtf do you mean "Doesn't remember agreeing to it" ... he PROPOSED it.'

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

he doesn't remember proposing it! i think there's a fuckup in the system, ally had a similar snafu earlier this season with chad johnson.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, I can't believe you sat the Philly D out today. Bledsoe won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

OMFG, I THOUGHT I *STARTED* THE PHILLY D TODAY. I WAS CACKLING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE GAME BCZ I KNEW I WOULD GET SO MANY POINTS, FUCKFUCKASFJFAUCK :(

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

Sunday Nite standings Week 5:

Landry's Nitemares 35
W. Somerset Maugham 53

Vote For Bush OK? 45
freak nasties 24

javon bondies 50
Birdfingers 63 (

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sunday Nite standings Week 5:

Landry's Nitemares 35
W. Somerset Maugham 53

Vote For Bush OK? 45
freak nasties 24

javon bondies 50
Birdfingers 63 (YAY! I finally won a week!)

Tofu Thunder 34
Griese Fingaz 45

Ampipe Bulldogs 103
Hunter Age 3s 55

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls 60
Come Frye With Me 52

hip pointers 55
CNNSI's Peter King 72

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

I think what happened re: green/fitz trade is that I DID propose it (i propose so many that i cant keep track) but it was b4 the gb/phi game and i didnt know yet that ahman was injured.

it's funny, but where playing fantasy baseball got me interested in the sport for the first time in years, i think fantasy football is sapping away my existing enthusiasm for the game. :'(

btw, i am in the market for a starting RB, make me some offers ppl! no, you can't have ladainian :(

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

you haven't won yet, dick!

*checks*

ok yes u have :[

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

I need 100 yards and a touchdown out of Tatum Bell.
C'mon, dingdonger!

also: 103? sheesh. Who fielded Jags defense?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, unless haiku benches all players for a week or two, nobody's gonna catch up.

I kick myself every weekend for not grabbing McNabb. He didn't even go until the 4th round!!!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

it's sort of obscene how stacked haikunym's team is. fuck this have-and-have-nots bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Who fielded Jags defense?

Leee did. 27 points!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

It's Chicago going so late that seems most amazing to me now, they seem worth a solid 12-15 points every single week.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 9 October 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Lol@Leee probably winning with NINE points from his outfield.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure balt's d can hold tatum bell below 100 yds and a td : /

― gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Ade couldn't you have accepted my Roethlisberger for Morris trade instead of dropping him. :/

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

defeated by Cedric friggin' Benson, of all the ignominies

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

u go 2 hell gear

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

i felt bad about writing that all day.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Who was the jerkface who picked up Gradowski? I NEED ONE REAL QB NOW.

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

Me! I waived Losman to get him, though, so he's all yours if you want him. ;)

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

You, sir, are better served with the following moniker that more accurately embodies your personal qyalities: Jerkface Fever! I bite my thumb etc.!

My QBs: Culpepper + Warner = I can't play blount every week!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

I feel bad for you man, but my other QB is Alex Smith and he's the definition of a human see-saw if ever I've seen one, so Gradkowski was needed.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

sorry dude... but isn't this better 4 u? u can pick morris up now w/o losing anyone important!

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

JOhnny you need to trade for Chester Taylor and field the Toledo Rocket all-star team!!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol ... coming into tonight's game down 17, with Denver's defense ... if they would have actually scored the TD on that last minute INT return I might MIGHT have caught Peter King

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

You can't catch Peter King, you can only hope to contain him.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

We meet Week 6, you and I. Let the containment begin!!!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

sorry forks!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

eh. 100 yards. No touchdown. And butterfingers.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

My QBs: Culpepper + Warner = I can't play blount every week!

Leee: See if you can square away some kind of deal with Ally. She's got David Carr sitting on her bench, and her starter Eli/Giants have already had their bye week.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

jack elam kicks Come Frye With Me to its first victory of the season. 61-60.

http://services.windowsmedia.com/vidpic/pic200/drV000/V006/V0006245P05.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

All of my RBs have a bye in week 6. I don't have shit to trade, unless someone's interested in Vanderjagt.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hi Ally, would you like to trade QB Carr for another WR??? Let's talk, ok why not, chief!! (Actually, I'm deeper at RB now and maybe I could part with one of them.)

I saw Baltimore Def's box score this morning -- did they pull out the 22 points needed to make my blount equation horribly horribly eggfacetastic? I M WORRIED.

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Ade AOL is down or something? Do you have msn?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Leee, are you Vote for Bush?

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Yup!

― c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

(ok league i have AIM now, alizeesque, lets trade?)

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Leee, I have a proposal for you!
Gravel, I have a counterproposal for you!

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

TOFU LEZ TRADE

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

ya i got msn ^_^ adelangston at hotmail dot com

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

Mr Maughm, half your team is on bye this week!

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.olbermannwatch.com/DrudgeSiren.gif

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

I made trade. I hope someone finds Chris Chambers.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Laurence it is a CUNNING PLAN, I'm hoping to synch up gauranteed bye-week defeat w/ guaranteed being-served-up-to-haikunym defeat.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Do not go gentle into that good friday night light!

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

I'm driving hard bargains... but FAIR BARGAINS.
Come see about me.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

All I really wanted to do, Tofu, was split up my Jets WR package because they have a bye approaching, and I've liked Braylon since he was in college. No biggie, though... I'll get by.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I'd actually like to do it; but all this shit with Mangina has me gunshy. I might be up for it anyway, I don't care much for the Browns.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Cool, it's on. FWIW, Coles has been listed as Q every week so far and has played every time. Actually, I'm sure he'll score twice this week just because I'm trading him away (it always seems to happen).

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 13 October 2006 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's a total toss up whether that trade will matter to either of us; they're both seeming to be bound as lower tier top-25 wr's.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 October 2006 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, it's just gonna help me out on the Jets bye.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

ok on the kitna/cooley trade, but ade you don't have any other qbs on the bench so you might want to pick one up or perhaps make a trade with me for vince young

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Or he could pick up Rofflesberger for free.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Big Ben's played how many games this season and still doesn't have positive fantasy points? He might do better with a blank QB slot.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 14 October 2006 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

Rofflesberger has been bad but he actually was quite good in the first half against the Bolts. He's very rusty, but he was a solid QB last year and still has plenty of options. If I didn't like my other three QBs more I would certainly stash him on my bench.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 14 October 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

boldin is helping me in one league but argghh why against the bears? berrian needs to get me some points in this league, too.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

Screw Berrian! I hope Davis gets 3 freak TD receptions in the 2nd half... must... beat... CNNSI's Peter King!

But seriously... wtf Cards!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS THE CRACK-SMOKER WHO DESIGNED THIS LEAGUE??

How is it that I have the #1 Defense in terms of points allowed (DEN),
yet have the #10 Defense in terms of "fan points"!?!? ridonculous!!

the idea that having a few measy "sacks" counts way more than holding NFL teams to THREE POINTS OR LESS (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS AND HOW MUCH IT SHOULD BE DULY REWARDED??) is a joke

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

umad

― fergie-ferg meluvulongtime~~~ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

must... beat... CNNSI's Peter King!

Sorry, holmes.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS THE CRACK-SMOKER WHO BLAH BLAH ridonculous!! BLAH BLAH measy BLAH BLAH

Did you know that sometimes a receiver will randomly catch an 80 yard touchdown and be worth more than a crucial #1 receiver with 160 yards and no touchdowns? It's not real football. Get used to it.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

uh listen noob I've been playing fantasy football for 8 years, and every league I've been has awarded points based on a decreasing scale according to points allowed by the D. I am bitching (on *this* thread! heaven forbid!) this *specific* setup as it pertains to this *specific* league. in that context your blabbing about WR scoring has no fukkin relevance.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ally what the hell? I wanted to kick yr ass fair & square!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Polyphonic got sonned in defense scoring beef.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Fever, can we get some scores?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 October 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Head-to-head scores as of Sunday night:

Hunter Age 3s 32
Griese Fingaz 51

Frye me a Rivers 42
javon bondies 54

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls 41
W. Somerset Maugham 113

Tofu Thunder 68
CNNSI's Peter King 64

hip pointers 46
Birdfingers 52

Ampipe Bulldogs 114
freak nasties 70

Vote For Bush OK? 59
Landry's Nitemares 32

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

Haikunym is UNBEATABLE!!!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

I get to be his next victim. I doubt I'll win again this season.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

THX for update.

FWIW, I think Haikunym is the cat to beat here.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), September 6th, 2006.

Much to my chagrin.
Looks like it's gonna come down to TO vs. TG on Monday Night in a game that I absolutely have to win. Making popcorn now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

If Toomer scores even one TD, I'll get my 6th loss this season. Here's to hoping he gets lost on the way to the stadium!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

Ally ws that you or yr mysterious autoaccept bug again?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

no that was me, I don't really give a shit anymore about that dude.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

wtf! I could've made you a way better trade (either of you)

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

While Haikunym has an incredibly formidable team, anyone can lose in the playoffs.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

in a game that I absolutely have to win.

Sorry!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

polyphonic OTM with his x-post

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

that trade is a serious wtf. The rich get richer.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I thought I had good wide receivers... Steve Smith, Marvin Harrison, Chad Johnson and Andre Johnson? Jesus.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah WHY YOU TANK SAESON ALLY

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Chad Johnson sucks.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

And I got a better RB than I had. I'm not expecting Johnson to suddenly pull awesome out of his ass with the rules the org is putting on him these days.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

hmmmm...
hmmmmmmmmm....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

okay, sure.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

dudes I'm in last place, NONE of my players are worth a shit, think about it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

It really is only a matter of time before defenses stop doubling Chad and leaving TJ and Henry and etc. wide open in 1:1. CJ will finish the season with more points than Dillon.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

ally you know dillon will probably end up the warner to maroney's leinart by season's end, right

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

i will allow it in the end if there are no official protests but i think the trade is hella lopsided!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't change the statement I made for the time being, and the Giants aren't going to change the way they're using Jacobs as long as they can work the shit out of Barber. but I don't care! Deny the trade, I mean seriously I just am like f.u. chad johnson this week. I have no idea how you get points in fantasy football to be honest :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Somerset Maugham I love Of Human Bondage please trade me Chad Johnson for like Greg Jennings.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

ok no i can't let this happen. ffs ally, you'd be getting a washed-up back and two half-assed WRs for a starting qb, a goalline back, and one of top 5 WRs in the game.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I will trade Antonio Gates and Matt Hasselbeck (lol) for a running back. any running back. someone throw me a bowwww-nuh.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm with gear.

anyway it's all for naught as i'm making a midseason run that will destroy your fantasy asses

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

gates for gore ade?

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

gategoreade

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

okay!!!!! make the offer plz

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I DO NOT WANT YR MATT HASSELBECK.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

HE'S NOT EVEN HOT FFS. I'LL TRADE MY ENTIRE TEAM FOR JAKE DELHOMME.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

:-O @ captain-save-a-parity!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

So Delhomme is where the heart is?

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I've given up on Eli, he's too young for me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE WERE YOU GEAR ON DRAFT DAY

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

moarlikedelhomoamirite

[17:40] adrian: what do u want for ronnie brown
[17:40] Greg: what u got
[17:40] adrian: well
[17:40] adrian: i have all three of the nfl's starting white wide receivers

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/deltaco.jpg

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

on draft day i was busy spending a second round pick on carson fucking palmer!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Since the trade has been vetoed, please make me an offer than involves CJ thanks please!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

don't be all jealous and hatin' ade.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

also Carson Palmer lol and y'all were laughing at me and Eli.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just glad in my other league my auto draft nabbed me donovan mcnabb : /

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

He who has McNabb wins (what's your record in the other league, gear?)

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

lol, 3-4!

my #1 was shaun alexander : /

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm #3 in the league in points, though

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

I keep losing these games that I'm heavily favored to win. Furstratin'.
And it's not like I wanna get rid of my players even!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the trade was pretty fair so I added Carr to get an edge!

My autodraft picked CURTIS MARTIN wtf.

x-post tofu you have enough points to be in third!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Tofu was supposed to beat me by like 35 points this week.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Just not happening. Now I gotta win 5 of the next 7 just to stay in playoff contention.

embed "PLAYOFFS?!?!".mov

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'm content to play the role of spoiler.

L@@K Superstud TE Winslow is available L@@K

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

Pleasure doing business with you.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit tiki barber, score one touchdown before you retire

― gear (gear), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Head-to-head scores as of Sunday night:

Vote For Bush OK?__11
Birdfingers__42

Hunter Age 3s__51
javon bondies__71

W. Somerset Maugham__43
Griese Fingaz__76

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__60
freak nasties__111

Frye me a Rivers__59
CNNSI's Peter King__62

Tofu Thunder__50
hip pointers__55

Ampipe Bulldogs__97
Landry's Nitemares__57

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Colston :((((

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 30 October 2006 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

Damn I lost another squeaker. I'm glad I traded Winlsow.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 30 October 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN?

Oh fuck that.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

I started the season with Mike Bell. :(((
I also started the season with no expectations...three cheap wins poisoned me.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

If my kicker doesn't have his worst game since DECEMBER 9TH, I'll win. But my luck has been going that way lately...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

My aryan triforce of receivers (Drew Bennett, Matt Jones & Joe Jurevicius) has been less than spectacular. luckily I have LDT scoring 30 points every week, lol.

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

guys, I think now is the point in the season that I admit I have no idea what the rules are of "fantasy football," how points are scored, or anything. Completely in the dark.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Stat Categories: Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
DEFENSE CATEGORIES
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

that's complicated

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

math IS hard!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

basically if your dudes score/throw a lot of TDs, you're in good shape. there are no guarantees on who will be good for scoring, though, as the dumbass tiki/jacobs platoon makes all too clear.

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

David, the point I was making is that this is a thing that would suck any fun out of football for me; see what gear just said. :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I was just being a work-bored got-whupped-by-50-points dick - sorry.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha I get whupped by 50 points every week :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

If we could combine forces, we'd be unstoppable!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Or we'd lose by only 5.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

depends on who we're playing. We'll never beat Mr. 17 Trillion Points Per Game

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah this is kind of making me hate football. fuck this shit. i'm dropping all my dudes

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

no wait!

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

first trade me all your good 'uns : D

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok :-)

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just looking forward to the 2007 season, because now I know the draft is more involved than just picking the names you recognize. Nobody's first time is good, is it?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

WAITAMINNIT WAITAMINNIT WAITAMINNIT I WANT LDT. (xpost)

Fever OTM. I will be much improved next year.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

that's what it's like when i did basketball and baseball. after i ran out of recognizable names i just took whoever was ranked the highest :[

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I guess not understanding the rules and just pickin' dudes cos you think they're awesome is maybe a bad strategy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

FACT: yr first season will be yr best - from here on out it's nothing but overthinking, hasty pullouts and stupid gambles. anything you need to know can be learned in fifteen seconds and a glance at ffl preview covers (you don't even have to open them) at walmart of whatever (all there is to know: heavy workload rb's worth most, counting stats weighed heavily) and maybe three more seconds pondering yr ffl "philosophy" ('upside' vs. 'solid', do you try to trade studs for depth or depth for studs, which old rb do you absurdly not have faith in keeping it up, which old rb do you absurdly have faith can keep it up, which rookie will you overrate), the rest (ie. 80%) is luck and catching breaks w/ the schedule.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure if you didn't know anybody's name and were drafting based solely on stats (Ladainian becomes LT1) AND if you weren't watching the games, but just reading box scores you'd stand a better chance of winning.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

from here on out it's nothing but overthinking, hasty pullouts and stupid gambles

I haven't waited until my 2nd season for any of that.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Same here. I've made more moves than anyone in the league, and most of the guys I've dumped have gone on to score points for other people.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

lol thanks ade : D

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

I know a lot more players' names now than when I drafted. Like, by a factor of maybe twelve.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 30 October 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think Gravel Puzzleworth has hit on the only really defensible argument for fantasy sports. Well, that and talking shit during live drafts.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

That's true. I've been into college ball since my youth, but it's only been within the last five or so years that I've gotten into the NFL with a passion. Any tool I can use to devote myself even more is good as far as I'm concerned.

The thing I'll have to overcome in next year's draft is favoring SEC players. All the really good SEC players (with the exception of a few occasional QBs and RBs) come from the defensive side of the ball.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I made a crucial mistake trading TJ Housh for Reggie "I'll Be Awesome in 2008" Bush, but I couldn't pull the trigger fast enough since I love the guy so much.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

All the really good SEC players (with the exception of a few occasional QBs and RBs) come from the defensive side of the ball.

Or the O-line. Will anyone chase a QB in a couple of years just because he's being protected by Big Mike Oher?

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

That said, I'm calling dibs on Dallas Baker right now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

Rules clarification -- do kickoff-return yards count for an RB?

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

Nope. But if he would've scored a TD on the runback, you'd have gotten those points.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

Crap.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

Gravel's going to be a heppy, heppy "katt" tomorrow morning.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Head-to-head scores as of Monday night:

Vote For Bush OK?__18
Birdfingers__42 (YES! A 2-win streak!)

W. Somerset Maugham__93
Griese Fingaz__76

Hunter Age 3s__51
javon bondies__71

Frye me a Rivers__59
CNNSI's Peter King__62

Tofu Thunder__51
hip pointers__55

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__60
freak nasties__121 (That shit is sick!!!, considering 2 of blount's receivers did nothing at all)

Ampipe Bulldogs__97
Landry's Nitemares__59

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

xd! I have never supported a "winner"-type team in any sport really, the sort which grinds out results in windy wet away games, and having Brady as Fantasy QB is giving me kind of awesome insights into what that would be like - this total & complete trust that all that you can reasonably expect will probably get done? Fifty-point MNF = sweet.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

The difference between 6-2 and 2-6 is one point apparently! Poor, poor Tofu.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

I score 51 points every single week.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Christs almighty.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, who has ampipe bulldogs for a team name??? that's fucking classic.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

haikunym!

i knew i was in trouble before the games, those vikes are more porous than they've played this year ; (

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

I really need a slightly-above-waiver-quality RB or WR for this week, can anyone's bench oblige? I have, uh, John Kitna, maybe some other stuff.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

eric parker

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

gravel who are you again maybe we can do a rb swap.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh you are an author I enjoy.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Gravel, tried to accept trade but Yahoo won't let me!

― c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

Leee Nooo! I like that trade much better but Kitna is gone now :( Do you want uh Tony Romo instead?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

Crap, Maughams! You took Mark Clayton out from under me because I'm totally retarded and didn't click yes enough times to put my waiver claim on him.

Me = dum.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Tunaz, tradeypoo?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Never mind(ypoo).

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Thursday, 2 November 2006 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

Whatypoo?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Tofu and I are separated by one point, but I'm 6-2 and he's 2-6. Fantasy football is wacky.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

x-post

It's nothing, David R. I tried to orchestrate a wimpy trade for Favre, but reconsidered.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

ade check yr box

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 November 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of regret both my last two trades already.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

That Romo deal especially seems totally mad now? Oh well.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Um yeah, considering you how decent your RBs already are and that you now have no safety QB...

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

I just proposed one to you.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

I sort of feel 8 points is a pretty wack return for 190 yards against Chicago :((

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 5 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Why the fuck did I start Tennessee on defense this week. Wtf.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

Against Jax? I have no idea!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't see the SD/Cleveland game today, but did the Chargers D give me 15 points without Merriman? If so, I'm flippin out!

(I haven't followed his status this week.)

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, they had five sacks and a TD recovery against Frye.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

Scores as of Sunday night:

Tofu Thunder__38
Birdfingers__47

Hunter Age 3s__49
CNNSI's Peter King__58

Vote For Bush OK?__67
Ampipe Bulldogs__67

Frye me a Rivers__35
hip pointers__55

freak nasties__98
Griese Fingaz__65

W. Somerset Maugham__58
javon bondies__74

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__37
Landry's Nitemares__43

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, bobby engram better get his thyroid on

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

This is me giving up.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

POO. I'd have the lead if:

A) I didn't start BJohnson and his 2 FumLs and 1 Ints; or
B) Kept Nedney instead of burning a waiver on Jake Reed

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Brad Johnson's a maintainer, but definitely not a fantasy star. I think I dumped him in Week 3 or 4.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

Tofu trade me all your players.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 6 November 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

This is me fisting the backassward scoring system (and, um, my autodraft death).

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm feeling pretty good about starting Seneca Wallace right now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

Daver's going to beat me just with sacks tonight. :(

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

aaaaaah bobby engram you are on notice sir

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

Final Week 9 Fantasy scores:

Tofu Thunder__38
Birdfingers__59

Hunter Age 3s__49
CNNSI's Peter King__67

Vote For Bush OK?__67
Ampipe Bulldogs__67

Frye me a Rivers__35
hip pointers__55

freak nasties__100
Griese Fingaz__65

W. Somerset Maugham__68
javon bondies__80

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__59
Landry's Nitemares__43

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

Let's forget about this last week.

I have in my possesion my Locke of the current week:

Frye me a Rivers over the Birdfingers.

http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/biografia/l/fotos/locke.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

There goes the season! Bah.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't start palmer today! oh well. based on how shitty everyone on my team except colston has been doing, i don't think i'm gonna make it to the playoffs.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

Frye me a Rivers still has two Bears rb's to play tonight and the Bucs def tomorrow night. All I've got left is Cadillac and Kasay kicking on MNF. I'm down 3 points. I might lose! Wah!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

OMG I might win!

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

Brandon Jacobs is KILLING me grrrrrr.. why the fuck couldn't Tiki have ran that thing all the way in, dammit. Ally is one Eli Manning TD from beating me I think.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

Scores (Week 10) as of Sunday night:

Frye me a Rivers__58
Birdfingers__46

W. Somerset Maugham__41
CNNSI's Peter King__52

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__56
Ampipe Bulldogs__98

Landry's Nitemares__67
Griese Fingaz__53

Hunter Age 3s__59
hip pointers__69

Vote For Bush OK?__54
Tofu Thunder__21

freak nasties__51
javon bondies__82

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

L
D
T

mahhfuggaz

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck a duck.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

sure glad I traded LDT.

Win #2 coming up! I can feel it.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Final scores of Week 10:

Frye me a Rivers__62
Birdfingers__52

W. Somerset Maugham__54
CNNSI's Peter King__67

Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls__50
Ampipe Bulldogs__102

Landry's Nitemares__67
Griese Fingaz__53

Hunter Age 3s__59
hip pointers__69

freak nasties__48
javon bondies__82

Vote For Bush OK?__58
Tofu Thunder__23

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

I think there might be some issues with score computations on Yahoo's behalf, because I can't figure out how David R. lost 6 points since last night.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, what the hell am I supposed to do with all those bottom-feeding WR's? No trade.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

joe jurevicius had 10 tds last year! drew bennett just had a 150 yard game! how about hasselbeck do u want him ;_;

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:20 (eighteen years ago)

joe jurevicius had 10 tds last year!
--Yeah, with Hasselbeck throwing to him.

drew bennett just had a 150 yard game!
--I used to live in Nashville and I refuse to have any Titans players on my roster out of pure hatred.

how about hasselbeck do u want him ;_;
--The QB position has been my weak spot all season, but things have been getting better with some little switcheroos. I'll risk it for now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

I hope Campbell gets picked 20 times >:(

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

hello, I score 59 points every single week.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, you've got LDT which really puts all the rest of us (except Haikunym) at a disadvantage. Why you wanna hurt me like that?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

I am to blame. I traded LDT to ade after a three day drinking binge. I have created this monster and I will end it right here right now.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

i'm trying to put myself in a position to not lose to haikunym at this point, since i play him next week :( think of it this way, you are helping to end his reign of terror!!!!

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Ade and me talking over the LDT trade

http://www.dehora.net/journal/frankenstein.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

ade i'll make any trade w/ you that's veto proof, i think i'm gonna have to drop out this thing

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

dang dogg, okay :( why you wanna go?

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

why not trade with me, I like cool rockin' Michael Vick.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

i got got got got no time!

i'll make any veto proof trade w/ anyone w/ less than 8 wins or losses - i don't wanna warp the league.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

Hey blount, please say yes!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

I proposed a trade blount, no interference with a Vick trade.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

Okay then, I sent a revised proposal.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

hey yeah sorry, i'd accepted that trade already when i got yrs but for some reason it didn't register i had done so for awhile. i sweetened the pot a little as a gesture of good faith.

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

Blount, if you're up for a 2nd round of this fire sale, I've made another proposal! We'll be BFFs!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cool -- thanks, Blount.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

If anyone needs RB depth, I'd love to move some combination of Reggie Bush, Wali Lundy, and Jamal Lewis for a more reliable RB.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure i can allow that trade to go through, fellas! but whatever. i'll wait until the end of the day to see if there are any protests and if not i'll process it before midnight.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 18 November 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

I could see vetoing that trade. It seems like a player dump to me. Kevin Jones alone is worth more than all the guys he's being traded for.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but to agree to this obvious player dump when we've let all the other obvious player dumps go through...churlish?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 19 November 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

i decided to veto the trade. there have been previous player dumps of course but usually it was trading unused parts for unused parts.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 19 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Grossman, Muhsin, Addai, Maroney, Carney now available for trade offers.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

well, here comes my first loss, I can feel it. mcnabb knocked out! using miami instead of chi on defense due to a bad hunch....damn.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

okay forget the defense thing, miami has now had two runbacks, damn

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Benching NE defence - also not smart. Saved by Brady again!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh Donovan! Ouch!

And now the fantasy field becomes a little more level.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

For some.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

polyphonic, seeing you bench Jamal today makes me sad for you!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 20 November 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Scores as of Sunday nite (Week 11):

Ampipe Bulldogs - 72
Griese Fingaz - 45

Landry's Nitemares - 47
javon bondies - 75

Hunter Age 3s - 28
Birdfingers - 48

W. Somerset Maugham - 58
hip pointers - 23

Frye me a Rivers - 58
Tofu Thunder - 44

freak nasties - 22
CNNSI's Peter King - 69

I voted for Gore! - 48
Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls - 33

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

I've got 1 player in Monday night's game. Ally's got six or something ridiculous. I don't think making up the 20pt. difference (and then some) is gonna be too tough.

And thus, I lose again.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, basically all of my team that isn't named Chad Johnson is playing tomorrow night. I'm sure they'll find a way to pull out the loss though, they always do.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Lee Evans pulls my chestnuts out of the fire. A benched Moss gathers no fantasy points.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Final Week 11 scores:

Ampipe Bulldogs - 72
Griese Fingaz - 46

Landry's Nitemares - 49
javon bondies - 75

Hunter Age 3s - 57
Birdfingers - 56 (crap!!)

W. Somerset Maugham - 59
hip pointers - 23

Frye me a Rivers - 60
Tofu Thunder - 49

freak nasties - 25
CNNSI's Peter King - 78

I voted for Gore! - 52
Tunaz Skool 4 Gurls - 33

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I scored the most points despite having Jamal Lewis and Deion Branch wasting away on the bench!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

seriously how/why did i draft the only two starting running backs in the nfl who are allergic to the goal line? if tiki ti is so awesome why doesn't he have a nose for the end zone? does he break off these long runs and step out of bounds at the one just to give jacobs some work? and wtf, julius jones? are you a pussy? makes sense the dude who would be plunging into the end zone instead of him is named barber, though, haha ; (

seriously if anyone wants to offer me up any decent running backs for either of these raped-by-rb-by-committee dudes, go for it.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

There was a run in the Cowboys game where Jones did this amazing run that stopped at like the two inch line, as if the endzone was his kryptonite and he got the ball as close as possible without going in there.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago)

Reminder, my roster is available for cherry-picking. Oh, wait, I DON'T HAVE ANYONE WORTH TRADING FOR.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

One proposal coming right up! I'll be out of town starting Wednesday, though, so I won't be able to see if you say yes and it gets approved. :(

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

I've accepted the trade, but who knows the mind of the commissioner?

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

w00t! Thanks.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

Barber is the #8 RB by fantasy points now, whoa! He doesn't even play.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

Er, Marion obv.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

Take him, he's yours.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

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