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It's a game my friend invented. Pick the famous person(s) who you simultaneously want to puke on and have sex with them. Examples? Martha Stewart, The Olsen Twins, Howard Stern . . .

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is it "Barf OR Bone," if you are doing both of these things simultaneously?
And is this some sort of "Xtreme" version of having a "love/hate" relationship with someone?

― Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's an expression of ambivalence, maybe? Like "eh, I could barf on 'em, I could bone em...whatevs!"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

no, no, no. The idea is that the person is kinda barfy, but for whatever reason -- charisma, intelligence, a personal kink -- you kinda want to bone them at the same time. Like objectively the person is not attractive, but you are attracted to them still for whatever reason . . .

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Conservatives You Like

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus. I *just* now realized how I worded this whole thing from the beginning. The point is indecision . . . you don't know whether you would want (for lack of better word) to puke or have sex. Both options are simultaneously present...you don't do both at the same time.
~slow-to-the-punch

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody's gonna actually say "The Olsen Twins." I mean you know that, right?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Because you could barf on one and bone the other.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what twins are for.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Lisa Madigan.

Lisa Madigan is hot.

― capitale capitall (capitale capitall), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

dmaon albarn

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, Bjork.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Janine Turner

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

what's barf about bjork?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Bjork annoys me to the point of barf half of the time. Also, have you seen Dancer in the Dark?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

If it were just the old Bjork dressed up in a fat bee outfit running around the stage, there'd be no barf at all, I promise.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This is an interesting corollary thread, perhaps:

well then: 'People You Find Attractive But Don't Think Others Do'.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"why not both?" = rainbow showers (warning: do not google)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheryl Tweedy

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Drew Barrymore

― Brian Wilson (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate Spade

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see the barf in either Bjork or Drew Barrymore.

We need more men on this list.

Anthony Michael Hall, back in the day. Nowadays, he's just barf.

― capitale capitall (capitale capitall), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I definitely see the barf in Drew Barrymore. So much so that I can't see the "bone."

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrot Top

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrot Top

I had a friend who dated him very briefly. I shit you not.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Torquil Campbell of Stars . . . TOTAL BONE.

http://www.justconcerts.com/concertinfo/sessions/stars/030324/torquil_and_andrew.jpg

― Elizabeth Lindau (capitale capitall), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god. obviously if it was brief it didn't go well . . . but still. any juicy tidbits?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see the barf in...Drew Barrymore.

Seeing some movies of hers recently has made me realize she is basically Alicia Silverstone with a modicum of cred. Her fame is almost totally unwarranted, hence the gag reflex.

― Brian Wilson (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

kissinger.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone point me to the alternate universe where it wasn't blatantly obvious from the get-go that Alicia Sliverstone and Drew Barrymore do the same types of movies?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, where is the movie with Alicia Silverstone kicking gratuitous kungfu ass on helicopters on fire and shit!?!? I WANTS IT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF WITH CARROT TOP'S MUSCULARITY!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Batman and Robin"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's the one where Alicia Silverstone's big brother befriends an alien who eats Reese's Pieces?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost obv)

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

pharrell williams sometimes.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's barf sometimes, bone ALL the time.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you mean? (re: ct's muscularity)

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

APRIL LASAGNE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ER WHATEVER THAT CANUCK RACCOON GIRL'S NAME IS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone point me to the alternate universe where it wasn't blatantly obvious from the get-go that Alicia Sliverstone and Drew Barrymore do the same types of movies?

It wasn't till I saw Donnie Darko that I realized they do them the same way.

― Brian Wilson (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

JESSICA SIMPSON!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

my appreciation of nickalicious...fading...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

They've always been completely interchangeable! (aka TS: "Poison Ivy" vs "The Crush")

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ER WHATEVER THAT CANUCK RACCOON GIRL'S NAME IS

Brilliant.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ROXY YOU NEVER MAKE ME WANT TO BARF

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, back in the nineties one dated the guy from Hole and the other appeared in Aerosmith videos. And it wasn't like I was seeing any of her films. IT MADE SENSE IN HIGH SCHOOL, OK?

― Brian Wilson (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Did/Would Silverstone do "Playboy"/flash Letterman, etc., though?

xpost so what are you saying?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh I have a good one - LIL KIM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay I'm just gonna say every female performer that has videos in regular rotation on MTV then.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Elvira?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes adrien brody, but the barf bit is only because he looks so much like my crappiest ex-boyfriend.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha BOOBERELLA

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Nick. I can stop compiling my embarrassing list now, cause they've all been covered.

Except maybe Alanis. But I've moved a lot more to the barf side of the barf/bone axis with regard to her over the past few years.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG Maude Flanders but only BARF because OMG DUDE WHY WOULD I WANT TO BONE A DEAD CARTOON CHARACTER!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

you are evil homer?

― Brian Wilson (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

dear whoever mentioned carrot top:
http://www.benolson.com/images/carrot.jpg

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

kisses, mark.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

APRIL LASAGNE

Keep your hands off my sister, hippy!

― Barry (Mark C), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

96% of attractive females who inhabit planet Earth

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i gots no love for you neptune hos

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You're calling me a neptune ho because I want to barf on/bone Pharell Williams?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

KOBITFW

― czn, Friday, 9 May 2008 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

Shouldn't the thread title be barf and bone?

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 9 May 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

then

― czn, Friday, 9 May 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3667 http://www.grovel.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/bone-03.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

ugh that makes it look like Bone has a thing for Barf

― blueski, Friday, 9 May 2008 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

I just learned the urban dictionary definition of "cosby sweater" today. It embodies both barf and bone.

― sweet tater, Monday, 12 May 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

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