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― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

― 57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

We've sinked to a new depth...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread doesnt hold water

― fe7 (FE7), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

what a load of carp!! ive haddock enough of this plaice

― 3, Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

please kill me

― 3, Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cod almighty

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

kiss my bass

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

GONE FISHIN'!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a dreadful tench in here too.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

For God's hake!

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'all can suck my throbbing tentacles for all I care.

― Octopussy ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What Punsters Are We

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

When you get tangled in seaweed: classic or dud?

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the queerest threads to come down the pike in a while.

I guess salmon must have been mucking about.

― the codfox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

not the Pikefox?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

eel kill you all

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has got me hook, line, and (mark) sinker.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting here solely out of boredom.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry if that's shellfish

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you are barracudat this!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the person who should be on this thread right now's kate

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not herring any fish puns in that post.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

halibut I might not be looking hard enough

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

someone kill me I'll never be able to stop doing this

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, i have been noticing a muskie odor

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

minnow understand the problem ronan

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

gurry keep on punning

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has made me a wreck.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(maybe I should stay away from the net)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew this was a Brine thread before opening it

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, everyone here is just trawling for laughs.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Piranha't you clever?

― the pikefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

this punning is a bad halibut to get into

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I wasn't angling for a compliment.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

well tank god for that

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of these puns aren't even made on porpoise, you know.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i refuse to be a prawn in your game.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No need to get crabby.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you're all way of bass

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

well no puns here really should be made on porpoise at all, really! you should know batter

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

In that case, someone needs to winkle out the truth.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

can people stop baiting each other please?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

but then again you seem to be having a whale of a time with those

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

can people stop baiting each other please?

Some of us can't resist showing off our verbal mussels.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you ask me, New Answers doesn't have enough pun threads. If we tried harder we could fillet.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it's alright as it is i think, if we have too much they'd be all over the plaice

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all a matter of scales

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

at the moment though pun threads are like rays of sunshine

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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what swims but has no eyes?
fsh.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd be ling if i said that joke was funny.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm punning as fast as i can! i'm not the whore of abalone.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE PUNS STERLING!?

you've certainly changed your tuna

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean i'm frustrated, but i'm not ready to start a roe about it.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm really flounder-ing for more puns.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure that eventually they'll come down the pike.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you're a right little ray of light, aren't you?

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Just when i think i'm all grout i manage to pull a pun from the Jaws of the pun machine.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not like these puns need to be thought up by a brain sturgeon or anything.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, alisa, come down off yr. judgemental perch there.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Not until you change your tuna.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

a tuna pun again so soon!? put some sole into yr. work.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah c'mon ailsa!

HAKE UP!

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hey hey, mahi-mahi.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you'll be herring a few new ones soon.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, stop your carping.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

and why shad i?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Just as soon as you've finished carping on. (xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you think you can skate by with that quality of work?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to be a dab hand at this sort of thing. I need to sort myself trout a bit.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I don't want to look a total sprat.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd add another pun, but this thread's full to the bream.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll sea about that.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

SHRIMP MY RIDE

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch... i smelt that pun all the way over here!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet your favorite beach boy was alan sardine

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

90% of these posts are crappie... but, you know, Sturgeon's Law....

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a moderator octo (pus) lock this thread

― beatles fan, Monday, 22 August 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ME FLANGE IS A BIT FISHY MIND U GARU ME GARNDSON GOD BLESS HIS SOUL SOON SORTS THAT OUT WITH SOME FRESH POOS AND WEES

― MERYL G, Monday, 22 August 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

me thinks you're just bluefin

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheesy Sharks: An Appreciation Thread

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

All your sea bass belong to us.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You lot do barbel on when you get going

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Gills and Buoys, I tank you from the (alba)core of my sole for making the
BASS THREAD EVER!!!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I share Sterling's crustacean.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

langousting

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

i roe the passing of this thread.

― s.clover, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

You drive me up the walrus! For that you must lend me 5 squid, or walk the plankton for arrrgh.

― dow, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ach, any Asterix reader will affirm that making puns about sea creatures is like shooting fish in a barrel.

― moley, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

you can't molluskify us

― gabbneb, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

This is the beluga sturgeon that keeps giving.

― Tape Store, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

I need mora help with my puns...My puns are mostly sink or swim.

― Tape Store, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

This is the sealiest thing I've read on ilx in a while. I know I otter not have opened this thread.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

I opah people don't hate me after this, but I can tuna piano.

― Tape Store, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

moderators, please lox thread

― Brent, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

What are you carping about, xghostflathead?

Whatever it is, it whales in comparison to my opinion.

― Tape Store, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

Shut your gefilte mouth, Brent!

― Oilyrags, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

― TOMBOT, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

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