this is the thread where we post that we're drunk and everyone else stands up and applauds

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I'm drunk.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

me too!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

getting there.

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

*applause*

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I applaued both your efforts!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yay! Go Jody and Jess, drink up!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude! I am like, so wasted!

*keels over onto keyboardypolhmn*

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

this rum is not working

― Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

come on now everyone, drink up! That's the spirit!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, still drunk.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Drinking lightly, but not drunk. Not planning on it, but I salute you all. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* this is not a good time to be at work..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

damn, i've got some catching up to do!

help me choose between

a) banrock station 2000 cab sav!
b) gordons dry gin!
c) black douglas whisky!

― Ess Kay (esskay), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

not the wine. what are your mixers? Do you have ice?

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

er I think there's some vanilla coke left. I could make some raro up (HAHA!). & rainy, have you not read my Fridge Apocalypse thread? I have no means to generate ice whatsoever!

― Ess Kay (esskay), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

oops! drink the wine!!!!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Ess Kay, go for the whiskey and Vanilla Coke.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

no way, if you have too much, you'll vomit up black vomit!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

or bloody vomit, where i am headed.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, a glass of water for you, then back to the liquor!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i just had some!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Good, good. Okay, how is Amy going?

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

whisky & vanilla coke it is!

― Ess Kay (esskay), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Vodka and Coke. Not quite there yet...

― turner (turner), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

hullo turner!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Rainy!

― turner (turner), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

drink up!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Right- I'm off to the kitchen to mix another. Carry on.

― turner (turner), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

black vomit

I would just like to remind the world not to provide tubs of free liquorice at events where much drinking is anticipated. The horror, etc. (Shudder.)

Sorry, none of you wanted to read that post. I mean, even less than my usual ramblings. Uhm. Enjoy your drinks.

― Rebecca (reb), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Jody, are you drunk at home or elsewhere or are you ILXing from a cyberbar?

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(and the rest of you: where and how drunk? I want a clear mental image of the scene. I am at home, on the couch, keeping warm with a nice bourbon.)

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sober as a Judge. I'm just cheering everyone on.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

one turtle keeps biting bits of the other turtles shell off!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jody, are you drunk at home or elsewhere or are you ILXing from a cyberbar?

Drunk at home. Polishing off a bottle of Skyy vodka. It's all gone now.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

amy ran out of mixer. but shes back in action as of now.

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

(mostly because she just finished reading the entire vice thread, and could use a stiff drink)

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

A bottle of Skyyy, that's a healthy dosage.

I am afraid that in my brief span here on ILX I am already developing a reputation for wild dumb tangents:

There's a Skyy vodka billboard on the corner of 12th St. and 3rd Ave. here in NYC that I don't understand. It depicts a "punk rock"-attired couple, sitting in a booth possibly at Sardi's. An unseen hand is pouring Skyy into the punk boy's glass. The punk boy is pointing at the glass and scowling punkishly.

It's not that I don't understand, really, but more that it's a terrible stupid ad.

Mmmm, this bourbon is sitting nicely.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a stupid ad. Skyy makes good vodka, though. It goes down easily and it doesn't taste like turpentine.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:21 (twenty-three years ago)

i am going to smoke a cigarette. congratulations, boozers!
rum makes my bones feel icky.

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

gaa! bastards. i have an essay to finish.

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

When I lived in San Francisco I once went to the Skyy Vodka office to see where it came from. That was back in the days of their preposterous "no more hangovers" ad campaign. Nice office.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Oddly enough, I was drinking a bottle of Skyy as well. Random remains from a party and all from about a month ago, I think.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

My alcoholic intake for the evening:

bourbon and ginger ale
shot of Patron
shot of Vodka
Vodka & tonic
Mike's hard lemonade

I am a lightweight and I am drunk. There will be hell to pay this morning for that Patron.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

APPLAUSE!!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i quit smoking today. around this time yesterday i would have lit up a smoke and cracked open my beer. now i will just crack open the beer. will it be less fun? news in ten minuets.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I SO FUCKIN OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hic......
....oh dear!

― gazza, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*clap clap*

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave M., that's a long five minutes! I'll take that as a "no."

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

its 9am and i'm in boston public library. yes, i am sober, though i'm not sure everyone here is...

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, next night and I'm working on a nice little buzz.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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w00t i'm drunk again. is anyone awake here?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

MMM SCOTCH

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

scotchy scotch scotch.

i don't have any :(

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE SHIT TONS

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

will email you some

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

Okay. So far tonight I have had:

1) Gin (with a little vermouth)
2) White wine
3) Tequila (in a margarita, which means triple sec)
4) Vodka

Does anyone dare me to switch to bourbon next?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

5) Water

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 6 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

helloooo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 6 August 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Gin, wine, teqquers and voddy? Gorblimey jlu, how have you not spewed yet!?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

alcohol roolz life droolz

― huell howser (chaki), Saturday, 6 August 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

hello, ilx. i still am a bit drunk.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Saturday, 6 August 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

lions and tigers and beersm oh my

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

oh man just got home from crazy fun baltimore club party w/ scotty b djing. so much fun. ooooohhhh sleepy time

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Gin, wine, teqquers and voddy? Gorblimey jlu, how have you not spewed yet!?

1) Only one of each drink.
2) Not long after my post, I decided against adding to this mix, and went to bed.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 6 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I feel likje shitr.

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 6 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm drunk and already have a hangover because of a bad move. I had a crapload of Jameson around 9 when I was hanging out and made the mistake of going to bed when I got home. Now my heads hurts. Bah.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

same here. got real drunk at around 9pm and ate some kielbasa, stumbled home, passed out for an hour or and now my head pounding and i wannt som more kielbasa!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

i am only a little drunk should i drink more?

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 7 August 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Hmmph. I was drunk several hours ago but am cold sober now and not at all inclined to go to sleep. Ideally, I'd like to do something stupid and heedless tonight but it's too late for that since I didn't make any obvious eyes at Rockabilly Boy on the train, so I might as well pack it in.

Tehrza, I say keep hitting that shit until the spinning starts, then put on the brakes.

RJG, how weird is it that you know Leinenkugel's?? That's my family's favorite beer, apparently it's bottled in Michigan and my sister somehow found one of those huge mirror-signs made for hanging in bars, which now takes up the Living Room Wall of Honor in the cottage. Rawk.

― Laurel, Sunday, 7 August 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

laurel i am taking your advice so i can be happy tonight and supersad tomorrow!
with any luck, i'll just sleep til 3 and won't suffer too much.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 7 August 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

ok i am officially drunk now. yay!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 7 August 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

cheerz!

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 7 August 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

It's like six in the evening here and yet I am quite drunk. There was this bottle of red wine that just sorta turned into the gift that keeps on giving.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 October 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I still hafta, like, go out and get dinner. Or I coukld order in. But if I did that, I'd just end up opting for something really greasy and not good for me. :(

Still, I'm typing all right. Can't be too smashed.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 October 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

(yes, I seem to have forgotten that ILX IS NOT MY BLOG!)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

*applause*

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 15 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I wish I was drunk. Or at least "buzzin'" as the kids say...

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 15 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Drunk.

― jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 15 October 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

woo-hoo!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 15 October 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

A lovely screening of The Wicker Man at the AFI followed by rum and Diet Coke and Internets = a pleasant evening indeed.

― adam (adam), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

peaking a bit too soon here on the parents' bottle of mint BAILEY'S.
halfway down the bottle, half past 6 uk time. the annual pub caper still a good two hours away..

oh man u got to try this stuff.

― piscesboy, Saturday, 24 December 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

new drunk thread! new for 2006: DRUNK, POSTING, STANDING, APPLAUDING

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

wtf one Maker's and a .5 liter of Erdigner and I'm wavery

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

got a bottle of jägermeister as a gift a while back and BOY IS IT COMING IN HANDY on a cold night like this

― one time, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― gabbneb, Saturday, 26 January 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Not drunk, but Optimator + empty stomach = hahaahhahaha

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 27 January 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

hi dere

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 8 June 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

jesus I am so drunk...mouth can barely move

― Local Garda, Sunday, 15 March 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

HO SNAP BRO

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

GET IN LIVERIRELAND

― Local Garda, Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

YES I AGREE WOOOHOOOO

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

PACKS OF FABIO AURELIOS

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

what time is it

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

04:10 (12 seconds ago) Boo

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

i am drunk

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/happy-business-team-applauding-good-presentation-12975020.jpg

― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 11 April 2014 07:13 (eleven years ago)

happy-business-team-applauding-good-presentation

― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 11 April 2014 07:13 (eleven years ago)

thank you

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4UaGRL7.jpg

― a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 12 April 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

I AM ON THIS TEAM

― a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 12 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

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