Dream experts required

Hell, last night, I dreamed that we had to share a table with The Strokes at some industry awards function, and they not only hogged all the vegetables at their end of the table (and played casiotone jams while I was still trying to eat) but then they invited themselves back to the house where we were staying, and proceeded to use up all the hot water, and fall asleep on MY futon. Where *I* was trying to sleep. There were Strokes all over the floor. Sandwiched by Strokes. UGH!

Some of them were inexplicably balding, as well.

Please explain that to me, if you can.

Or maybe my subconscious was trying so hard NOT to have The Welsh Dream because it knew I'd have to go on Welsh radio this week...

Dreams usually mean the opposite: you dreamt of a disaster, so it probably means they will all have a brilliant time.

If they are going to Pattaya Beach, could you kindly ask them to see if they can find my bikini top? I mislaid it there after a late night drunken barbecue, about five years ago. Thanks.

Some would think this a great blessing.

Being able to do this stuff honestly can yield some pretty knotty results so be warned

Air and travel were also featured in your dream -- air could signify the ether of the spirit; travel could represent perhaps some form of communication.

You could also consider how you feel about each of those respective people. I've had similar dreams wherein I realized how much I'd come to care for the individuals featured.

You could try looking in various dream sites/dictionaries like this one. I don't know that it will be helpful, but it will likely be interesting.
Aside from that, I don't have a clue. If you figure it all out, let us know.

Aside from that, I haven't a clue.

today i woke up with my contact lenses still in my eyes. ouch. and i remember there was a bit about contact lenses in another dream i had last night, i had lost one and the other one was in a glass of water or something.

Okay, so just for fun... maybe this dream is telling you that you're not giving your full vision to some detail of life. Since water tends to represent emotions, perhaps you're allowing your emotions to cloud your rationality. Then again, given the nature of your other dream, maybe you're just horny.

Dream One: I am at Arc, onstage with Elton John and we are singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart", except my knowledge of the lyrics is not as good as his. I keep on looking at him to see if he is offended that I am just stumbling through the song, but he is just laughing at me and having a good time. At one point he sings: "When I was down, I was your clown" and then I panic and blurt out "When I was up I gave you my cup".

Dream Two: I am a model for a hairdressing competition, and I am awfully pleased about it, because my IRL my hair really needs a cut. The hairdresser who is cutting my hair keeps on wandering off and stopping for lunch and falling asleep, and then she takes a leisurely shower. I get tired of waiting for her so I go outside for a walk and discover that I am in a third world country, the sun is terribly hot and then I see some children sitting in the dust. They are so hungry that they have morphed into tiny black-skinned frog-like creatures and I pick them up three and four at a time and put them in the shade of a huge silver tin shed. And then I am feeding them all some fish. At first the fish is dark red like raw tuna, but then it changes into rolls of rainbow coloured sushi, with the rice sticking out of the fish like needles.

To see hair in your dream, signifies sexual virility, seduction, sensuality, vanity, and health. It is indicative of your attitudes. If your hair is knotted or tangled, then it is symbolic of uncertainty and confusion in your life. You may be unable to think straight.

To dream that you are cutting your hair, suggests that you are experiencing a loss in strength. You may feel that someone is trying to censor you. Alternatively, you may be reshaping your thinking or ambitions and eliminating unwanted thoughts/habits.

That's a direct quote from the dream dictionary folks.

...I get tired of waiting for her so I go outside for a walk and discover that I am in a third world country, the sun is terribly hot and then I see some children sitting in the dust. They are so hungry that they have morphed into tiny black-skinned frog-like creatures and I pick them up three and four at a time and put them in the shade of a huge silver tin shed. And then I am feeding them all some fish. At first the fish is dark red like raw tuna, but then it changes into rolls of rainbow coloured sushi, with the rice sticking out of the fish like needles.

Okay, so what if those "children" are your secret dreams and aspirations -- the ones you keep hidden away for some reason perhaps because you feel they're not good enough, or unacceptable for some reason (third world/black)? In spite of that, you love and care for them. The full light of the sun (gold/sun=masculine energy) is too harsh for them so you move them into the shade of the silver tin shed (silver/moon=feminine energy) and then proceed to provide nurture and sustenance in the form of dark red fish (blood=life energy) which transforms into rainbows -- what I would surely consider a positive sign, but I'd be wary (perhaps) of the needle-like rice. Then again, rice is also symbolic of fertility.

What does all that mean? I dunno. You could go to a dream dictionary on the net and try running some of these words through it: fish, needles, sun, silver, hair, etc. See if anything that comes up really resonates for you.

Meanwhile, my interpretation attempt is... Maybe it means that you feel you have to submerse your feminine in order to put on a masculine face to exist in the reality of the world you currently live in.

Note, that I don't mean for that last statement to be interpreted as "damn those men and their paternalistic attitudes that keep us wimmenfolk down". All of us possess both "feminine" and "masculine" attributes. Think of the feminine as being *inward* directed (creating, imagining, focussing on spirituality, etc.) while the masculine is *outward* directed (getting a job, going out into the world, making a name for yourself, etc.)

At any rate, perhaps it's just as well that your hair wasn't cut (reduction in feminine strength) because you later needed that in order to keep those feminine dreams/aspirations alive.

Does that make sense?

I think the Elton John dream is just weird, by the way. :-)

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To see hair in your dream, signifies sexual virility, seduction, sensuality, vanity, and health. It is indicative of your attitudes. If your hair is knotted or tangled, then it is symbolic of uncertainty and confusion in your life. You may be unable to think straight.

To dream that you are cutting your hair, suggests that you are experiencing a loss in strength. You may feel that someone is trying to censor you. Alternatively, you may be reshaping your thinking or ambitions and eliminating unwanted thoughts/habits.

That's a direct quote from the dream dictionary folks.

...I get tired of waiting for her so I go outside for a walk and discover that I am in a third world country, the sun is terribly hot and then I see some children sitting in the dust. They are so hungry that they have morphed into tiny black-skinned frog-like creatures and I pick them up three and four at a time and put them in the shade of a huge silver tin shed. And then I am feeding them all some fish. At first the fish is dark red like raw tuna, but then it changes into rolls of rainbow coloured sushi, with the rice sticking out of the fish like needles.

Okay, so what if those "children" are your secret dreams and aspirations -- the ones you keep hidden away for some reason perhaps because you feel they're not good enough, or unacceptable for some reason (third world/black)? In spite of that, you love and care for them. The full light of the sun (gold/sun=masculine energy) is too harsh for them so you move them into the shade of the silver tin shed (silver/moon=feminine energy) and then proceed to provide nurture and sustenance in the form of dark red fish (blood=life energy) which transforms into rainbows -- what I would surely consider a positive sign, but I'd be wary (perhaps) of the needle-like rice. Then again, rice is also symbolic of fertility.

What does all that mean? I dunno. You could go to a dream dictionary on the net and try running some of these words through it: fish, needles, sun, silver, hair, etc. See if anything that comes up really resonates for you.

Meanwhile, my interpretation attempt is... Maybe it means that you feel you have to submerse your feminine in order to put on a masculine face to exist in the reality of the world you currently live in.

Note, that I don't mean for that last statement to be interpreted as "damn those men and their paternalistic attitudes that keep us wimmenfolk down". All of us possess both "feminine" and "masculine" attributes. Think of the feminine as being *inward* directed (creating, imagining, focussing on spirituality, etc.) while the masculine is *outward* directed (getting a job, going out into the world, making a name for yourself, taking a creative thought through to completion [i.e., making the beautiful sushi rolls from the raw product of fish], etc.)

At any rate, perhaps it's just as well that your hair wasn't cut (reduction in feminine strength) because you later needed that strength in order to keep those children (=dreams/aspirations) alive.
How's that?

I think the Elton John dream is just weird, by the way. :-)

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I was sleeping inside a CD jewel case. But not just any CD jewel case. It was a Queen size CD jewel case dream bed where the "tray" was actually this soft yet firm red futon type material, and there was a Barbarella type girl (who was actually a "friend" of mine in the dream, of course) on the other side of the circular spindle in the middle that sticks out of the circular rest area. The door is actually this soft cellophane made material with airholes in it and a filter to make it quasi-transparent. That's all I remember.

Am I just having a fear of selling my CDs back hence why my brian is convincing me to have near-orgasmic thoughts about CDs? And if so, what the fuck is so sexy about a CD jewel case shaped dream bed anyway? That fucking spindle in the middle is a big obstacle to any kind of fostering of physical closeness and it makes you have to sleep in a crescent moon shape position which must be awful for your back.