How to Deal With Weird Friend?

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Just this morning I was at my friend's place, while he was in the shower I looked in a drawer and I saw a Gay porno mag. I didn't actually read it, but their were pictures of naked guys on the back...you could pretty much get the idea...I'm all weirded out now, what if he was thinking about me and masterbating? It'll look pretty weird if I aviod him, but I don't want to give him the wrong idea about"you know what" with my butt!

― arnold adenoid, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's ok arnold, no one will ever have sexual thoughts about you

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure which is weirder - looking in his draw while he's in the shower, or his having a gay porno mag?

― nick.K (nick.K), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, if I had a gay friend who didn't fancy me I think I'd be a lot more offended

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

arnold doesn't keep friends long enough for it to be an issue

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This is an interesting thread. The statement "How to deal with a weird friend" is actually from the perspective of the guy in the shower. He's thinking, "how should I deal with the weirdo who at this very moment as I'm showering is going through all my personal possessions." I applaud the complex narrative positioning. Oh, yeah, and get a life!

― Skottie, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I admit it, going through the guy's drawer might be weird. But I've had my suspicions about him for months and I think it's not as weird as thinking about boning someone rectally!

― arnold adenoid, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

for the record, arnold has a very persistent fascination with anal sex with other men

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Arnold! Admit it! You're gay! You've clearly caught gaygerms from your gay friends. Come out of the closet, the weather is fine!

― kate, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

gay love is all about abrasiveness

― gygax!, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Proportion of men who have sex with other men = anything from 20-40%, depending on who and what you believe.

Proportion of men who go searching through their friends' drawers (or maybe here friend's drawers) while they are in the shower = rather lower.

I know which group I think is the weirder, and which I'd like to exclude from my friendship.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

boning someone rectally

You say this like it's a bad thing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I just can't see this guy having a problem with friends, unless they are imaginary.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Not that it's worth trying to talk sense to this person, but most anal sex is heterosexual, and not all gay men take part in anal sex.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Arnold, may I call you Arnold? [very different from "May I call you, Arnold], you're absolutely right to be concerned. Your only option, next time he showering, is to remove all your clothes, including the dirty under bits, and step into the shower with him. Confront him there and then, declare your undying love for him, and procede to do the nasty. This will show him who he's dealing with.

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, all arnold adenoid threads = "straight guy" dialog from bad gay porno plots

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Arnold, don't tough me there. Touch me here...

― Shower Dude, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh MUH GAWD...I think he's KINDA QUEER."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

to answer your message, yes, he was at that very moment masturbating while thinking of you. a confluence of events it was, most certainly

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

And in fact RIGHT THIS SECOND he's now applying the lube.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

tough=touch, unless.....

― Shower Dude, Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Weird Friend"

(coming to a community center near you in West Hollywood)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 23 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

having problem w.imaginary friends is really bad news!!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.museum-london.org.uk/MOLsite/images/toys/troll.gif

― Dan I., Sunday, 23 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

deluding oneself into thinking they are so irresistably hot and undisputable masturbation material is also bad news! poor arnold.

― sand.y, Sunday, 23 February 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd hit that dan

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html

― Ferg (Ferg), Sunday, 23 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

oh, sweet memories ...

― Eisbaer, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

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