come back, ramosi!!
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 1st, 2002.
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), April 12th, 2002.
(and not cos it mentions someone with the same name as me, obv.)
― toby (tsg20), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), April 18th, 2002.
― toby (tsg20), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)
----
Let me break it down for you raisinheaded hamster-ass keebler motherfuckers........just kidding. Check it out cowgirls, right now I just got out the shower and therefore I am wearing fresh plaid Wrangler boxers, a tattered 1996 Fresh Jive "Riddim Jack" quad- collage t-shirt, my sister's Umbro soccer shorts (which feel quite heavenly on my legs....my sister's not bad looking actually), St. Ives Collagen Elastin cream on my hands and elbows (since they have been a tad ashy lately from the cold), a dab of Persa-Gel on that zit under my chin, raspberry Blistex on lips, black metal tiara-looking hair-band that I love to sleep in because the little metal separator bars give my bangs the most sumptuous flowing layered look in the morning.....I got that good hair. -- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 3rd, 2002.
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)
Here's some intentional hijinks that went down this week.....there's this really cute girl Tara that started hanging with our click.....I'm into her because she's a total fucking goof like me.....and freckles all over her shoulders which amuses me to no end.....in a parking lot we were smoking weed in, I just grabbed and shook her by the shoulders out of the blue and yelled, "I'm NOT READY TO BE A FUCKING FATHER YET!!!!".....people staring....she was first in disbelief, then stifled a giggle, then started playing along by pretending to sob.....people still staring, gaping mouths about now.....I instantly recall my Chris Rock HBO special and yell, "I'LL KILL YOU GIRL, YOU HEAR ME!?!? I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!".........and a few days later at the galleria I realized I wasn't dressed totally dorkily in puffy jacket shit, like a kid, thus makign it a good time to pull out an old gag....I set my jaw into overbite and held her arm while acting mentally handicapped and like she was my caretaker or sister.....see, this fucks her totally over....she has to play along because if she gets annoyed and tells me to fuck off, people may think she's a heartless negligent bitch, right?.....but like I said, this girl's the bomb, she played along and baby-talked to me.....I whispered, "start calling me "alvin", aight?".
Is she the one?
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 10 March 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)
Straight up, my pops was and is the most humorless, predictable piece of robot shit ever shat in all respects, and music was no exception.......he owned zero music, listened to zero music, hated or was indifferent to all music he heard.....it was like the very existence of music insulted his core being......think that's inhuman? get this......he also disliked sweets.....SWEETS.....all candy was kryptonite to him.....I am sure he is the only cunt on earth that doesn't even like the SMELL of sweet goods.....when mom dukes was baking cupcakes, she'd have to do it hours before he came home from work because he'd freak out and get cursey then depressed if he had to breathe it in......this guy's pleasure sensors must have gotten reversed at birth or some shit.....next time I visit I should mace him to see if he finds it delicious.......thankfully he has always been a quite adept provider. Mom dukes, though, she's always been down with music......she'd take us downstairs and school us on Patsy Cline, The Beatles, even some jazz, whatever.....when Fugees "Killing Me Softly" came on the radio she'd sing along, make little ironic hip-hop dance lunges, and then make us listen to the OG shit from which KMS was sampled. When new high school friends' moms saw my mom pick me up from their houses, they'd think mom was my older sister in college......must have been her ponytail.....she still rocks it, it's still very shiny.....she's a lady......your momma got rosacea.
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), April 9th, 2002.
― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 11th, 2002.
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 10 March 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)
ramosi.....date time thing
― gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 March 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)
Nick Dastoor: Hero
Nicky Dubbs......what to say about him......when I first came to ILX, I had never heard the last name "Dastoor" before, and I assumed N. was taliban or something......but it turns out he's a very waiflike white man......but from the dapper way this cat swings on ILX, it is so utterly obvious that although he may be pale and skinny, underneath his clothes his penis is assuredly a stout, towering obelisk of deepest ebony.....how you livin, Nick?
Nick's got a harem like arabian muthafuckas........when his manservant peels him a grape, Nick's like, "peel it again" and when the manservant says "that's physically impossib--" Nick just shoots him in the face.......he's got it like that....
Ramosi (olafsonkilla@ac.com), September 7/10th, 2002.
Sweet.
― Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mandee, Monday, 10 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), January 23rd, 2002.
― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)
Black latex brassieres filled up with tits, these are a few of my favorite shits! I'm talking shit that delights you so much to see that it damn skippy breaks your bastard heart.......... -rumply leather-trim inside door panels of mid 90's Acura NSX. -pretty girls that happily, proudly give up their thursday nights to push their retarded brother around town in a wheelchair after dressing him up in Lakers gear*. -your woman getting so comfortable around you that she doesn't even suck in her gut anymore when she's tying her sneakers. -any member of the Gracie family losing a match. -Deuce Bigelow knocking the fishtank over. -pussy -seeing ILXOR for the first time and thinking "damn, i totally underestimated that tranny-looking Graham kid!!" (much props to him, btw!!!) -PIZZA TIME!!! * (and this is coming from a guy that hates the Lakers!) -- The Sound Of Ramosi (olafsonskill...), September 5th, 2002.
I'm talking shit that delights you so much to see that it damn skippy breaks your bastard heart..........
-rumply leather-trim inside door panels of mid 90's Acura NSX.
-pretty girls that happily, proudly give up their thursday nights to push their retarded brother around town in a wheelchair after dressing him up in Lakers gear*.
-your woman getting so comfortable around you that she doesn't even suck in her gut anymore when she's tying her sneakers.
-any member of the Gracie family losing a match.
-Deuce Bigelow knocking the fishtank over.
-pussy
-seeing ILXOR for the first time and thinking "damn, i totally underestimated that tranny-looking Graham kid!!" (much props to him, btw!!!)
-PIZZA TIME!!!
* (and this is coming from a guy that hates the Lakers!)
-- The Sound Of Ramosi (olafsonskill...), September 5th, 2002.
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 March 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)
haha this is really cool, i was gonna have to dig through ilx looking for good stuff, but if it's all here it will make my task much easier, thank you ile!
― minna (minna), Monday, 10 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― g.cannon (gcannon), Monday, 10 March 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)
I hope none of you saw Bill Maher on Leno last night.....what a stacked card, let me tell you....the biggest pseud on TV with the most unfunny cunt on earth.....Bill said some shit so ignorant it somehow eclipses his "overweight people are just lazy and why should I pay health taxes because they're pigs?!" P.I. show and rap music comments....he says something like "I don't watch the Winter games....they're not sports...they're GRAVITY!!! You sit on a sled.." All the while with that huge triangular nose and those smirky incredulous "I mean COME ON!" facial gestures that must mean this guy actually thinks he's being cleverfresh...... everyday I cry a 40oz of tears trying to understand how people can think this man is exceptionally intelligent or witty....my theory is that Bill is the mascot for midbrow pseuds all over the USA that aren't outright morons but have just the right amount of totally cursory knowledge about shit in general to think they can stop right the fuck there.
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 22nd, 2002.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)
I bet some of you don't even like sports.....slobb ass bandwagoniers....probably like it for the "populist pageantry" or some such safely removed arty shit.....yall can die.....haha Im just playing.
I just watched the women's freestyle skiing event (which looks very difficult). The cute canadian girl with buck teeth should have won by far (she came fourth) - she qualified really early so the judges gave her a good score but not as good as she deserved so they could 'make room' for the later-running top qualifiers.....still, it pissed me off....some corny norwegian girl with a big burger king forehead won instead. So let's talk Olympians I wanna fuck.... In the same event, #1 american qualifier was Hannah Hardaway. Let me tell you, that's a bad pic but trust me this girl has got the most adorable face and the BUBBLICIOUS ASS. I mean ideal thickness: tall, 140 cornfed pounds in all the right places, dig?...not dumpy thick wit da manly witch-face like most athlete ATHLETE chix...I'm talking cute thick....like the drummer girl from the WHite Stripes...bomb diggity with big tiggities....let me drink the milk out them shits ya monkey....I swear, that's all I need in life, babyface hoosier athlete dame with SIr-Mix-A-Lot booty on my jock, hard funky beats every Friday at parties with familiar hairdos, intermittent Chinese food, daily Tony Hawk Proskater 3.....I'm set. Word to muff.....put on some makeup for once in your life girl, bring that fat ass over here and hop on my Wooooo00000000ooooo!!!!
-- Ramosi, Red Beans & Rice Mothafokka!! (olafsonski...), February 9th, 2002.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)
Ok, I am seriously pissed. Sale and Pelletier were robbed. Poor kids.
UNGHHH....same here. I'm this close to getting carried away....I don't really have a 'genteel' reputation here to say the least, so what the hey, right about now I feel like taking a boxcutter and sock full of pennies to the Pole & Chino judges...I seriously would, too.....word up. Right now, more than the cure for cancer, or why the sky is blue or why we park in driveways and drive in parkways, I want to know exactly what was going through the stupid bastard heads of those judges.... thankfully there's controversy and everything is TAINTED so everyone will remember the way it should have been....everyone knows....I like how the Russians were cool as hell about it and kept shaking their heads and shrugging as if gesturing to Sale and Pell. that they agreed shit was rotten in denmark - they aren't to blame at all.....so that's Jennifer Heil, Danny Kass & Heikki Sorsa, Sale & Pelltier, all fucked over.....I'm telling you this shit is crooked as a barrel of snakes....I'm so pissed off I just quoted Jackie Brown......Sale is beautiful, not like that Sailor Moon fisheye Russian hoe...oh yeah, oh yeah, it's not her fault......man, I'm gonna go punch a stranger in the head right about now
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 12th, 2002.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)
Dan, her left arm in that second picture is so ralphrugged it looks like her palm is likely to be sweating pure Old Spice cheddar flavor....looks like Mega-Man with titties....her face is so gimped up and intense she looks how I look when I get bored at my desh and try to dig out this mole/beautymark thing on my left wrist with a protractor (I do this religiously and I'm getting there). Phil, she got one of them Sade foreheads.
One day she'll undo that scrunchie and find out she looks like Steven Wright....a weave won't be able to save her......bitch I thought you knew the time!
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 3rd, 2002. (link) (admin)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)
2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers....why the shit didn't that song hit #1.... Bottom line, Venus and Capriati are supremely chuggo human beings...straight ralphrugged physiques....I'd agree to a threesome with them if they promised to lift me up by my bunghole using only one arm with their hooked index finger and call me Angelique - it is the objective.
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 19th, 2002. (link) (admin)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)
Sorry again, nick, I really wanted to get you right.
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), April 2nd, 2002.
And Stephanie is so very crushable.
― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)
So a while after Kerri Kendall, the real shit went down.....in same friend's back shed, he pulls out the Hustler, aw shiiiiit......no hairy muffz, I can see everything.....yeah. antoher friend shows me video porn a bit after that (by then I'd learned to wank like a man, by hand) and the rest is Randy West worshipping history. my documents folder is split into three these days......mp3......mad porn....crazy porn
-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), March 14th, 2002.
― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)
bomb diggity with big tiggities
― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Ramosi (asdfsad...), September 22nd, 2002 8:46 PM. (link)
― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― minna (minna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― kephm, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)
probably in a food court somewhere.
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)
i'd like to C on her T's
-- cutty (holle...), July 28th, 2004
― haitch, man? (haitch), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)
― Masked Gazza, Monday, 31 January 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)
...
"My sister gave me a compilation disc from Ovum Records and it had this Wink track called "New Groove".....not much to it but it sounded very......pneumatic........like a really bright New York apartment with glass everywhere.......back then I thought that shit was really cool......but now my feet are on the ground and my standards of beauty are earthen and real.....fuck it baby, let me break you off the fact of facts:
The best girls on EARTH either drive a black '95-'98 Volkswagon Golf (cabrio or hatch), or a white Geo Tracker with the stock aluminum wheels......not too rich, not too poor, down for whatever. You may find them at the beach with that nigga Ramosi and his truant officer Goeff Parkes."
― vahid (vahid), Monday, 31 January 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
ramosi was ILX jesus
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
"Megaman with titties"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
wow i never saw this ramosi shit before.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
everyday I cry a 40oz of tears trying to understand
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
nothing makes the internet fall in love like a made-up braggart who uses ellipses every five words
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
Ramosi gave me a nice cheer-up msg on facebook the other day. What a great guy.
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
Le Coq could write a memoir of this stuff and there'd be two threads devoted to cheering on Oprah for calling his bullshit
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
.......in the car on the way home, my mom oblivious, my heart began thumping out of control and I had a root like no other.....total fever.....oh verd uppenheimer.....straight to my room, I pulled out my wank teddy bear and it was on (remember that? I already told you the bear/wanklikeagirl story).....the heart thump was funny....after I got used to porn, esp the full exposure shaved kind and video, the anticipatory crazy thump went away...the only other times (2 total) I had it was the hour leading up to when I lost my virginity, and later on in 11th grade when I was sucking this chick's tits and she was reeking of Tommy Girl perfume in general.....it was an epiphanic moment.....I used to think of Tommy GIrl as a total played out bougie perfume every girl rocked, but that one moment......now whenever I get near a tittie I want to smell Tommy Girl and nothing but....all you girls try to wear Tommy Girl in the summer, aiiight?!?!? it just suits tits.
Amazing^
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
tombot otm. the stream-of-consiousness/ellipsis every 5 words format is a total disqualifier
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
rong
― Jordan, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
My neighbors are *very* light sleepers and they're sort of cranky and old (they love to file noise complaints for the tiniest rumble) so on nights when I cannot find my earbuds, I'm kind of at a loss (I sleep on my side so big headphones are impossible.) I have discovered a non-music alternative lately, though: I cart my TV and VCR into my bedroom, pop in a hardcore porno tape -- I'm talking "gonzo" material here, like rough anal or cumswapping or loud gagging coughing slobbering deepthroat stuff, lots of yelling -- and turn it up pretty loud. For some reason they never complain about that (I think they're too embarrassed to talk about sex, or, they feel they only have the right to complain about *music* noise -- that's why I only play the real amateur shit: no music, sounds like real fucking.) So I watch the porn and bust a nut and fall asleep immediately and the yelps and wet slappy noises keep going in the background for 2 hours and noone fucks with me. In the morning the tape has been automatically rewound and I hit play again, masturbate once more, and go to work. It's a wonderful life.
-- Ramosi, Saturday, January 19, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
well written is well written
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)
bomb diggity with big tiggities....let me drink the milk out them shits ya monkey
...is perhaps the most direct and perfect portrait of straight male lust for the female bosom ever written.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, January 31, 2005 1:26 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― ^@^, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
Haha speak of the devil! After not hearing from him for like a year, yesterday the guy dropped me a line that he was in town and we hung out til like 5am. Good times. Much better than last time he visited and I thought he and my roommate were going to murder each other. True story: dude is the person who introduced me to ILX back in the day. Also he'd seen this thread and Tombot hate makes him :(
― Alex in Baltimore, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
DOES HE STILL HAVE THE VIDEO?
― gr8080, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
Ah man, that was a fun ass night Al. You remember when we were smokin trees in the hotel room w everyone and you were messing around with the firmness control on the bed i'd later be sleeping on? It was completely deflated like a waterbed when i came back but the re-inflation would have been too loud at 6am so i just assed out and went to bed - had TWO drowning nightmares, ya bastard! Can't wait to come back to Bmore.
also, TOMBOT OTM.
― LeCoq, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago)
re: video. unfortunately they died with my old laptop. So I'm looking for them too.
― LeCoq, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
I think Tombot has confused you for the PS3.
― Ronan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
haha. I was drunk and weirdly obsessed with the VMMMMMMMMMMM sound it was making, I must've pressed the button up and down on that thing for 10 straight minutes. I'm surprised I didn't outright break the bed like John Candy's car seat in Trains, Planes & Automobiles.
(xpost, didn't nickalicious say he might still have the video on the noize board?)
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
hey it ain't hate I just like being contrary during dogpiles or group hugs unless it's momus or some other troll. anyway it's fascinating how "Gonzo" style can make stuff that should by all means be met with fear and disapproval IRL into really entertaining, uh, entertainment
I know if I met dude in person we'd get along, except I don't smoke trees or whatever!
ronan wins
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
Is Ramosi still the only ever made-up ILX character that people actually believed in? That's an achievement in itself.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
+ Aja!
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago)
I'm pretty sure 'Ramosi' is, name aside, a lot less "made-up" than some people here think he is. Probably less made-up than some people here period.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago)
Ramosi lives in all of us, ya ding-dong
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
I thank God for being on the internet (and that totally wacky Pitchfork board), otherwise I'd never have *met* Le Coq.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago)
haha yeah, 'Bitchpork' was the shit
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
Dude, you were on there as well? God, I miss that board. I don't think I even read PF at the time. hahahaha
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
i was supposed to marry this guy
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
If you ever do, could you two adopt me?
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
I second the CARNIVAL recommendation.....hype shit.....and THE SURGEONS HOUSE has the most perfectly scraggly guitar line ever played.....beautiful song......it warms me up like no other....well, maybe like when I used to microwave my "Magic Bag" therapeutic pad, stick it between my legs and watch Ducktales in the morning before fucking school.....I was one of those kids that couldn't eat a single bite in the morning, not a one......I was a weak AM student but I persevered......in high school I could force a pizza pop in the AMs but only if I had been smoking pot the night before......oh, the Magic Bag I first encountered at Grandma's house, and I had to have one for myself. I tried hers and it smelled like cabbage and ginger snaps.....dirty ass bitch.
-- Ramosi, Tuesday, March 12, 2002 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Jordan, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)
I have no idea who he is, but I love him too.
-- luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:53
― gff, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
smoother than a trunk full of minkcellphones
― and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)
The one guy I called someone out for racism. Now it seems so lovably deranged.
― felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
"it just suits tits"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
the thread where he sort of comes out, with the interesting story about the 'real' ramosi and all, that popped into my head the other day after not looking at ilx for ages. anyone have any idea what it was called, if i didn't dream it up?
― milk, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
I take time to clock the personality time.......squinty little indie- types that look like they're lifeless tightasses, I don't even bother with......there's a table......you best be down to dance on it.....shit, I dance like a girl, I get persecuted.....I even do the snake-y arms with my eyes closed sometimes....ahaha, man, I'm a dork......but forildo, I just be totally crazy random (this is the thing....superenergized, knowing randomness is the backbone of my social life), big ridiculous words juxtaposed with ebonicized or snide humor, aggro but wise, not fratboy style......a few Ramosi- original ice-breaker outbursts: "I swear, the smell of summer, like right now.....it always got me livin' gorilla"......"puerto ricooooooo!"......."Leno's a fucking pussy, yo"........."this weed got me discombobulated supreme.....yo, how come some redheads have yellow teeth, and they don't even smoke?"-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), April 13th, 2002.
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 December 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago)
yo, how come some redheads have yellow teeth, and they don't even smoke?yo, how come some redheads have yellow teeth, and they don't even smoke?"yo, how come some redheads have yellow teeth, and they don't even smoke?"yo, how come some redheads have yellow teeth, and they don't even smoke?"
― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Friday, 5 December 2008 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
That's hot. Women are incredible people.
-- LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, February 25, 2005 8:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 22 January 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
innocent timez
― velko, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
which thread has the coming out thing. i wanna read that.
― dylannn, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)
A Difficult But Crucial Post For Me: Cleaning Out My Closet
― a hoy hoy young mess (some dude), Monday, 19 April 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
I'll be straight with you, I always pocket my friends' lighters. Sometimes by accident, sometimes not. I keep them - there are at least 30 - in the back of a box full of videotapes because I've had a few embarrassing experiences from just leaving them lying around my room and my friends recognizing them when they come over....those are just the distinctive ones, though - the Bics blend in. Whole crew thinks I'm toxic... Ive got to stop.
Other stuff... Kinder Surprise toys (I never play with them, yet I keep buying the overpriced chocolate because assembling is something to do in the car), spoons for McDonald's McFlurry (I keep thinking I might make a similar dessert at home one day and this exact spoon type will be mandatory for eating), "ambient" mp3s I keep in my drive to feel cool but never ever ever EVER *EVER* listen to.
― Ramosi, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 12:00 (9 years ago)
― side splitting genital based username (vdgna) (sic), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)