Who is ILE's biggest pisshead?

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I am starting to think it's Matt DC.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

cut n paste your examples why

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 22 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just finishing off my hangover from last night, and I'm starting up a bottle of champagne I found. Alone. At home.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 22 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's not me. At least, not usually.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 22 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

matt dc!

― toby (tsg20), Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yeh i am worried about how much Matt DC has been starting his posts with 'I am inredibly hung-over this morning' or similar (!)

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

probably me. i have been drunk every day for the last 4 days..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Vic iodine is always mercilessly drunk or on something

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

not gareth!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

probably me. i have been drunk every day for the last 4 days

Probably me. I have been drunk every day for the last 4 and a half years.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 22 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hardcore!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 22 March 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR vs Jess: FITE! (I'd nominate Mr Hopkins or my good self, only we've both had serious wagoneering sessions of late)

― RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 23 March 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i've got to be in the top 10.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

the original post said to cut and paste but i'm too busy rolling around in empty bottles to go look.

Besides I think the strongest evidence against me is lost to AIM chat. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, me too sam.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I binge. I gave up the daily stuff for Lent.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ME!

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― Michael Bourke, Sunday, 23 March 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

no quotation marks michael

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 23 March 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Great thread, guys.

(hence, I guess this comment helps automatically nominate me)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 23 March 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized that my interpretation of "pisshead" is completely different than what Ronan might have meant. And for that, I apologize. Eeek.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 23 March 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

eww, are you one of those urine drinkers?

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

haha this thread is like an inkblot test

― Dave M. (rotten03), Sunday, 23 March 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

like most working twenty-thrirty-forty somethings i binge drink every friday night. it makes my spelling bad. this week it was bubbly at work, then ok vino at a bad gallery opening, then cocktails at anise for dinner, then beer at a friend's house, then more beer at bodega. then vodka somewhere else. sunday arvo now and nothing since friday, however.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 23 March 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

needless to say, this incoherent little spiel involved copious amounts of booze:

oh for god sake, you realise there are more mental paranoid drunks than me?? i don' knwo. this is too much. i can; berarlty deal with me own shit, let alone everyone alese. yes i think its fukkin dumm that you went around saying "di is 'friends' with 'all' the 'terminsals'" as if that was true, and as if it wasn't that that is something you aspire to be, well why the fukk don't you DO something weith yr life, umm frankly DIVO (dunedin intravenous needle exchangew) can'rt be THAT fulfilling (oh but then theres your dummasss HABIT to go with it, surely you'll meet some PRESTIGIOUS MUSICIANS if you just shott enough dope) oh fpr christ sake hgeree i am and i never shot shit. and npo i don't NEED a boyfriend who wants to look like lou reed cos I AM LOU RREESD. no i don't sing songs about d4ugs all day, i don't have to cos i don't feel l;ike i have to be bohemian to be cool/ i don't have to be bohemian cos i never understaood that shit, i've always had to get paid a wage to live by/. i'm sorry if thjats not anarchistic enough for yo0u. i'm sorry if thats "sellng out". as if youd know the meaning of the word. oh christ who caresd, if all else fails theres allways a TRSUDT FUND to bail your ass out. yeah i hate your guts. do you want me to say yourb fake ass name? you are [] yes thats right i hate your dummasss lying starfucking groupie scenetser guts i hate you. stuck it up your ass. for the record i never wrote no songs about you cos YOU AIN'T WORTH IT. no matter who IIII aM SUPPOSED;Y FRIENDS WITH, ITS ALL JEALOUSY. IF YOU TRIED TO DO SOMETHING EXCEPT STAGNATE IN YOUR OWN REPELLANCE THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD BE CREATIVE. BIT YOU AREN'T. GET A FUKLKIN LIFE. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYONE AS GRIUPIE AS YOU, EXCPT MAYBE [] and []. FUKKIN DO SOMETHING. PROVE IT. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH IS. LUV, ME

"I AM LOU RREESD"!! i kill me!

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

do i win yet?

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone who can get on the internet to post a post is obviously not drunk enough.

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

di, that is incomprehensible. i kiss you.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

:-) that makes being a drunken slag worth it.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

are you drunk now, di? that's genius.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

also di, you were right re the chills - martin had no rock aura. i know this cause he asked me my name and no real rock star would do that. i was too pissed - see up thread - to get into it even if it had been get into-able.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

DRUNKENDER!!!!!

― ducklingmonster (ducklingmonster), Sunday, 23 March 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha actually i am not drunk right now, tho you would think i would have to be to share my shame with all of ILX. btw clare did martin leer at you? he's notorious for his leering.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I look at that and I look at my keyboard and I realize I have fallen in love with the way the QWERTY standard's placement of U & I and S & D can really fuck with the English language. Also the end, with the caps lock key seemingly? hit at random and building up to the climax, not unlike the end of AHWOSG, complete with lots of FUKK and all that - really great stuff. I wish I had anything that cool to show off my drunks besides my broken nose.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yes he did leer. do you think he still gets a bit of groupie action? the band was dislocated-seeming but his guitar was pretty. he looked quite sad and his fingers were chubbier than you'd imagine fingers that play, say, pink frost, to be.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

it's definately fun to study in detail:

for example the slip into the ";" when typing "like" the finger had to make a right circle around from the "l" to the "i". Or in "RREESD" maybe the two "R"s are because that the two "E"s were approaching and the letterdoubling was jumped on too fast. The "S" would be from a over reach past the "D". but "yourb" is odd. Where did the "b" come from? the next word "fake" stars right below "r". The extra "b" is a fairly large over shot.
my diagnosis: BAC = .18%

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe he doesn't pull the birds, that could be why he always looks sad.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

BAC? what is that?

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

blood alcohol content

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 23 March 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know how much 0.18% corresponds to, but i think i'd had two bottles of champagne that night.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

the B is from a blundered space bar, natch ;-)

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

GET A FUKLKIN LIFE

is my favorite.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 23 March 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the fuklkin were the little folx in wizard of oz, right?

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

they'd like to welcome you to fuklkin land.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

so they can stuck it up your ass.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

woah, this is a family show!

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Di proves again her rockness. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

di roXoRs

i would be the biggest pisshead on ile i bet if i posted more

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

this is sooo reassuring. i am a sober saint compared to you all. *hick*

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I REPENT!

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

too late, i fear di, too late!

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

thash ok. fuklkin land ish a luvly plaish to be. ash long ash you are a luvly pershon. i think you probly are.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i suppose there are worse things than being drunk on the internet. i could be out there throwing shoes at people.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd usually go elsewhere to get good'n'drunk. so no one remembers me, and i don't have to chase through threads i half remember and think, ugh, oh...

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i try to refrain from posting on the net while drunk these days. i post stupid enough shit while sober.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, the net could do with some drunkeness. the world could do with some drunkeness.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've embarassed myself while drunk on this place one too many times. I've learned my lesson I hope.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

is that directed at me Mr Diamond?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah! Hell no gaz! I'm a total lush. Why d'ya think i'm up at 4:30 am?

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hah! alcohol paranoia is setting in. Maybe some heavy guitar rock will put some ballast in my boots.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

on friday they wouldn't let me on the nightbus cos i refused to give up the remainder of my 3l bottle of white lighting. i walked most of the way from hammersmith to surbiton after getting the wrong bus from earls court. i begged to get ona bus btween putney and kingston.i managed. when i got home i was wearing clothes i'd never sen before and had 4 pints of milk. such incidents are not rare.

― matthew james (matthew james), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

clothes i'd never sen before

DICE YOU FASS ETC.

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what, ron?

― matthew james (matthew james), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

the clothes weren't head to toe, though.

― matthew james (matthew james), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, for a minute there i thought i had discovered the true identity of HUNTA-D

― ron (ron), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

DONT TEST EAST HAMMERSMITH NIGGAZ!!

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

East Hammersmith?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 23 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

probably me. i have been drunk every day for the last 4 days

Probably me. I have been drunk every day for the last 4 and a half years.

I've been pissed and stoned at least once a day for the last 14 1/2 yrs. Do I win?
(this isn't srtrictly true - there's usually 1 day a week where I only have a few beers)

― Simeon (Simeon), Monday, 24 March 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

if you're only 15 then you definitely win!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 March 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

stoned doesn't count!

― Aaron A., Monday, 24 March 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Good god, I've only just seen this thread! It's worrying when people who have never met you start posting threads like this.

I am sorry to report I am not hungover today. In fact, I had nine hours sleep and and feeling quite perky.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 March 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Protesting too much here, perhaps, but all my hungover posts seem to occur after FAPs. It's your fault for leading me astray... usually I am tucked up in bed by 10 with no drink by the taste of mine own poignant tears.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 March 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, there is the slight problem that you're always slaughtered when you get to a FAP.

(It's quite endearing really)

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 24 March 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you know it's a problem when it takes 2 or 3 to make you feel at normal conversational cheery level.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 24 March 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i think Matt is just one of those 'God i was SOOOOOO drunk last night!' people ;)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 March 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Whereas Lixi will come back from a FAPK and quietly and unassumingly drink a bottle of vodka. Respect.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 24 March 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Three years ago I'd have won easily. These days I am a mere shadow or my former pisshead magnificence.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 24 March 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve, if I ever say that, you have my permission to punch me, repeatedly, in the face.

Anyway, from what I can gather, I nominate Ally.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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