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i think the last one was a victim of its own success, waaay too big, but despite being taken out of context most of what was on there you could certainly see the funny in, good work team, Excelsior!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god, i forget that if i WRITE 'Excelsior!' it will always sound lame unlike if you say it in a big booming voice like i had in my head, sorry

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god, i forget that if i WRITE 'Excelsior!' it will always sound lame unlike if you say it in a big booming voice like i had in my head, sorry
-- stevem (bluesk...), March 26th, 2003.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you saying Stan Lee sounded lame? Surely not!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

face front, true beavers.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just being a smartass.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread doesn't look like it's being remotely true to its premise, somehow...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell, I can't post anything, because I'm always laughing at my *own* postings! (Someone has to.)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Covering Manchester, England, how?

-- Samson (sonnytremain...) (webmail), March 26th, 2003

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"Manchester, Enland" is a song from Hair. "Covering" a song means performing a new rendition of it.

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...) (webmail), March 26th, 2003

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate new versions of old posts. i'm a purist. why have these?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Funnier that he spelt England wrong. Pah. I know nothing about Hair the Musical. : - P And I don't want to know anything about it. So I am delighted at that. : - D (I have been force fed Hair the Musical by two friends over a summer. I was given the photo-novel on a birthday. Make fun of me if you will be I despise Hair. It just plain creeps me out.)

― Samson, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

-posts +threads

sorry

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

We must always take all posts and play them backwards. Just to be sure.
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (L.Custo...), March 26th, 2003.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I laughed out loud. But not in a "har har, this guy is funny" way but in an "Oh my god, this is so sad... I really feel sorry for him!" way:

Anyone else think that scene in Jackass: The Movie where the guy pees on snow and then eats it and pukes up was amongst the funniest things EVER?
-- Calum (calumr...), March 26th, 2003.

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That says it all, just right there. Yup. Reading Calum's posts is like watching a guy pee in the snow, eat it and vomit. It's gross, it's stupid, and you're not laughing with him, you're laughing AT him.
-- kate (masonicboo...), March 26th, 2003.

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But as long as you're laughing Kate, as long as you're laughing...
-- Calum (calumr...), March 26th, 2003.

And I don't mean sad in an "Oh god, you're so dumb..." way but in a genuine "Oh my god, I really feel pity for you" way.

― kate, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Callum reminds me of a guy that cornered me at a Spiritualized gig at university and kept telling me about how dogs had been eating crisps from his hand...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris is so on the money re: Prospect that there's not even a tiny shiny hint peeking out from underneath. This is not a comment on the size of his bum though. For lo, I can verily talk.
-- Liz :x (), March 26th, 2003 3:30 PM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you are all worthy of a romp in Bruce Springsteens chest hair, a sing along to the Force Md's, a guitar jam with George Benson, a running man with Bobby Brown and a striptease to some Adam Ant.

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), March 26th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

from ILM

Shakira: "Your ears say no, but that raging boner says yes."
-- nickalicious

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/pennysong3000/funky_cat.gif

-- Mike Hanle y (pennysong@japan.com), October 13th, 2001

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that little red X gets me every time.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that little red X gets me every time.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 26th, 2003. (Chris Piuma)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that little red X gets me every time.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 26th, 2003. (Chris Piuma)

-- nickalicious (nza234...), March 26th, 2003 9:55 AM. (later) (nickalicious)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that little red X gets me every time.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 26th, 2003. (Chris Piuma)
-- nickalicious (nza234...), March 26th, 2003 9:55 AM. (later) (nickalicious)

-- teeny (teen...), March 26th, 2003 9:24 PM. (later)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If only it wasn't making me giggle like a doped-up toddler!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(Awww. ILE's first cascade.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

its not, there was another on the original thread i think

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Zing!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

double damn.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(but I was being honest; for some reason the meta really made me laugh above and beyond the original)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too teeny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww....but you're just the right size, nickalicious, not too teeny or too big.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, don't make me start another cascade.

*translation = you just about made me piss myself there Oops*

― MeTooBig (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP GETTING THIS THREAD WRONG

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP GETTING THIS THREAD WRONG
-- stevem (bluesk...), March 26th, 2003. (later)

Sorry but it really did make me laugh!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Feck, I was gonna do that.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

May I also be the first to say FUCKBURGER ROXX UR ALL GAY?
-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), March 26th, 2003.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"there is the potential for romantic feelings and you're trying to see if they're going to become a reality or not" => "you are looking for romantic feelings in the relationship" => "romantic feelings are involved in the relationship"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 27th, 2003. (later)
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Do not ream me up the ass with your clever "logic", Mr. Perry.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 27th, 2003. (later)
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I don't know if this is going to help Kate's date, but I read a fascinating thing today. The Italian renaissance poet Torquato Tasso fell in love with a girl called Lucrezia Benedidio. But she was dating another guy. Tasso started thinking that everybody was in league against him, and shortly afterwards went mad.
His rival -- who soon married Lucrezia -- was Machiavelli.
-- Momus (nic...), March 27th, 2003. (later)
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Do not ream me up the ass with your clever "history", Mr. Currie.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 27th, 2003. (later)
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Everybody is in league against your ass, Piuma.
-- Momus (nic...), March 27th, 2003. (later)
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A league of my own! Hurrah.
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), March 27th, 2003. (later)

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i larfed nonstop and so did dr vick.

-- geeta (geet...), March 17th, 2003 5:57 AM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! good one!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anybody here have a criminal record? Or does anybody hang around with a known recidivist?
-- Billy Dods (butterbubble...), March 26th, 2003.

Arrested three times I'm afraid. Don't care to go into it but at least one of those was for a "good cause."
-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), March 27th, 2003.

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one night in the drunk tank when i was 19
-- Aaron A. (__...), March 27th, 2003.

they're on my ass right now
-- unknown or illegal user (doora...), March 27th, 2003.

but they'll never take me alive
-- unknown or illegal user (doora...), March 27th, 2003.

― Squirl Plice, Thursday, 27 March 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I liek Veronica. WHat's with Sting lately? Appearing on Ally MC Beal to sing "every Breath You Take? Going to Madonnas wedding? Is the same guy who wrote "Darkness" and "Walking on the Moon" ? I really have a special place in my heart for the Police, but egad, what has happened to the man? I hope Elvis COstello doesnt becoem liek him.
-- Mike Hanley (pennyson...), May 23rd, 2001.

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I hope Elvis Costello licks Sting.
-- proton (proto...), May 23rd, 2001.

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It would be fun to see Elvis COstello and Sting in a xxx film. Especially if Liz Taylor was watching in the backgruond and Michal Jackson was trying to mount her
-- Mike Hanley (pennyson...), May 23rd, 2001.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck t.a.t.u - i hope those girls die from an overdose of vagina
-- JP Albin (twiggy66...), March 26th, 2003.

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i hope i die that way too
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), March 26th, 2003.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, I used to think the Keebler elves were really annoying...

-- Mike Taylor (current31...), March 26th, 2003 7:58 PM.
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...then they started a band, Sigur Ros.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), March 26th, 2003 7:59 PM.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I was disappointed by the last 2 hours or so of Brotherhood of the Wolf for not being about werewolves. WTF!?!
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 26th, 2003.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that was the worst movie EVER

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

to me Indie vs Hip Hop is pasty losers who spend too much time on line vs survivors who know what the real world is.
Guess who I'll take.

-- That Girl (dallasd...), March 26th, 2003. (later)

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ima thug4life
simon trife
shit be comin off
like a ex wife

-- s trife (tf3efc94y...), August 18th, 2002 10:55 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

those are not dust bunnies they are spare kitten-golems
-- mark s (mar...), March 27th, 2003.

― kate, Thursday, 27 March 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Also:

I am going to spam the Guild Of Handsome Young Soundartists, inviting them to become regulars on ILX.
-- DV (dirtyvica...), March 27th, 2003.

Just because I am soooo amused by the concept of a Guild Of Handsome Young Soundartists.

― kate, Thursday, 27 March 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 659 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

most poetic post ever

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am jaded in the public foods department...after watching primetime newsmagazine programs, working in restaurants and acquainting myself with those who work in them, I guess I've come to accept that all my food had hidden spite, semen and butter in it. Actually, I am more worried about the butter. They put it in everything!
-- Fivvy

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know about Yanc3y, but my ass doesn't argue with me. I am my own assmaster.
-- Carey (flembac...), May 6th, 2003. (Carey)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I don't really want to admit that this made me laugh out loud, but it did, and I suppose I have to be honest with you:

The American public's general lack of interest towards Brit Pop is why America is great and the UK is an isle of faggotry.
-- Jon Williams (x...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this is how to address the japanese (and indeed everyone else): "TREMBLE PUNY EARTHLINGS!"
-- mark s (mar...), May 7th, 2003. (later)

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I don't really want to admit that this made me laugh out loud, but it did, and I suppose I have to be honest with you

I laughed, and I live on said isle.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What is so attractive about mud wrestling anyway?
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 7th, 2003. (mlescaut)

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It's wrestling AND mud.
-- Tep (te...), May 7th, 2003. (ktepi)

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the wimmins gets dirrrty
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), May 7th, 2003. (James Blount)

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It doesn't even make sense. HOW is that hot?
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 7th, 2003. (mlescaut)

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THE WIMMINS GETS DIRRTY
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), May 7th, 2003. (James Blount)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't help but get the feeling that if you put [A.R.E. Weapons] and Fischerspooner in a room together that there'd be a weird little vortex in which space and time collapse and there wouldn't be anything left but a pair of sunglasses or something, though.

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuc...), May 5th, 2003 1:42 PM. (Ned)

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

At one Chicago tacqueria I twice accidentally ate tacos made with beef brain. I think the cow might have been radioactive, cause now I have a secret clifftop laboratory and a weird urge to wear a costume.
-- nabisco (--...), May 7th, 2003. (nabisco)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(...)And the one time ever my mum smoked a spliff, she showed up at a TB drive-through with $10 and her order was 'surprise me'.(...)

--suzy

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 7 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the motherfucker is implied

-- luna (luna_cee...), May 7th, 2003 7:34 PM.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That said I don't think I've ever had a long game. Except for the droll cowboy in my head who greases his hair and plays surf guitar. I have a weekend in Marfa booked with him. Whenever he decides to show up.

-- That Girl (dallasdeadgir...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

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Except for the droll cowboy in my head who greases his hair and plays surf guitar.

what a wicked game to play

-- gygax! (gygax0...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Pissing in the sink really needs to be some kind of euphemism. "Hey, I don't mind getting a little kinky, but put the badger back in the cage, we're not pissing in the sink tonight." ("Put the badger back in the cage" either is or is not a euphemism. I leave it to you.)
-- Tep (te...), May 8th, 2003 3:46 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 May 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm. Maybe I haven't been rendered superfluous after all!
-- Chris Piuma (chri...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

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I've rendered bacon.
Bacon is never superfluous.

-- Tep (te...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

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Mmm, bacon. The only reason I'm not a vegetarian.
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatc...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

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Me too. Oh, and meat.
-- Tep (te...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 May 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone worked out convincing citation systems for ilxor (or indeed AIM), eg
"3: As concluded by gaggle of interweb mentalists, 3-5 Apr 2003."

-- mark s (mar), May 8th, 2003 1:11 AM. (later) (mark s)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 8 May 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd obviously never hookup with anyone from here because they'd know better than to believe my "oh yeah, I'm an astronaut" line, and Pretending To Be An Astronaut is the alpha and omega of my seduction skill-set.
-- Tep (te...), May 8th, 2003 9:52 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You typed something. I typed something. Is that not enough? Oh, I think it is. Unless you want to posit some groovy windowless monad thing. If so, I
REFUTE IT THUS!

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), June 17th, 2002.

(By pressing the Submit button, you see.)

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), June 17th, 2002.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd nail Lori Petty! I'd rip the crotch out of that Body Glove wetsuit.

-- Ex-Tennis Star (ex_tennissta...), December 19th, 2002.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

For those in the NYC area who watched channel J and were confronted with the Watersports Hotline:

"Dial 1-976-PEEE. The extra E is for EXTRA PEE!"

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), May 8th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rapture recordings I've heard have been pretty lackluster (I haven't heard much, though). I did see them back in December at the Bowery and really enjoyed the show. Of course they followed the completely obnoxious LCD Soundsystem (i think that's the name), so they may have benefitted from the "concurrence to shit" correlation.

-- Will (wvferrel...), May 8th, 2003 3:21 PM. (later)
I'm sure it's not as much fun as starring in Old School, Will, but both the Rapture and LCD Soundsystem are great...

(and my feelings on the rapture album are well documented)

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), May 8th, 2003 3:25 PM. (later)
the new litmus test for all music = is it better than starring in Old School?

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 8th, 2003 3:32 PM. (later)
Holy shit music sucks!

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), May 8th, 2003 3:33 PM. (later)
hey, I'm always willing to give a band another listen. They just rubbed me the wrong way that night. And easy on the name, I've been WF since 1976 (and Pops before that). Damn you Roxbury Bros.!!

-- Will (wvferrel...), May 8th, 2003 3:39 PM. (later)
Gotcha, Will. Sorry about the name. It's just that J1mmy Fall0n trashed this place a few months ago.

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), May 8th, 2003 3:42 PM. (later)

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't distrust the White Stripes' matching outfits thing - I just think it looks a bit kitschy - not that there's anything wrong with that. If anything, it makes them seem more painfully earnest.

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), May 8th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)
can they help it if they're both winters?

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), May 8th, 2003 3:50 PM. (later)

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/froggie.gif

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"In our Irish Presidency essay last year I talked about how so many presidential candidates have been known for their extra political activities rather than their political ones, and then I said "except Dana, who is remembered for all kinds of everything".

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― robin (robin), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

From the thread "On the alternately terrifying and incomprehensible diagrams created for the Total Information Awareness program." :

we must never again let powerpoint fall into the hands of the government.
-- teeny (teen...), May 8th, 2003 5:49 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring. About time for Khmer Rouge and Taliban humour to take over. There should be a sitcom based in Taliban-era Afghanistan featuring two loveable rascals who have a wall toppled on them at the end of every episode.
-- dave q (scrape10...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 May 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

From the thread on Jury Duty:

haha the "the crown vs _______ trial has now entered its 2345th week, one juror apparently is proving impossibly contrary and has demanded to cross-examine the chief of police himself, citing non-euclidean geometry and an old episode of buffy"

-- mark s (mar...), May 8th, 2003 1:53 PM. (mark s)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 May 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The entire "Gary Numan's Own Salad Dressing" thread is a cornucopia of puns, but this might be my favorite:

Newcleus' Own: "With Jam On It!"
-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

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― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 9 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you ever called one of these? What did you say? Who's on the other end? A guy who is paid just to hear how well/badly truck drivers are driving?
-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), May 9th, 2003.

Last time I checked, 1-800-EAT-SHIT wasn't actually connected!
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 9th, 2003.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 May 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMN YOU ALL THAT'S NOT DAMON ALBARN.

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

Damon and Ally sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

Oh, that's mature.

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

Well, it would start with kissing, and get more mature from there.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

they dont call him Arch-Duke Stilton for nothin

-- stevem (bluesk...), May 9th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Damnit I was going to post that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven's line is just the perfect capper.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was 17. Old Man Mann found out I wasn't attending school, and that I was going to be one credit short of graduating high school.
"Horace," he said. "Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), May 8th, 2003 6:56 AM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

New York is the new York!
-- Momus (nic...), May 8th, 2003 8:41 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 10 May 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to be heckled by my underwear
-- luna (luna_cee...), May 10th, 2003. (luna.c) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 10 May 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I am currently drinking a piss/battery acid mixture and listening to Kenny G

-- William R Henderson (cabinessence...), May 11th, 2003.

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Ick!!! Kenny G.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 11th, 2003.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Lately it seems I am helpless to resist any new food item which is marketed as having more cheese than it used to

the title of the next Liars album

-- Dave M. (pton_mwaa...), May 11th, 2003.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 12 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all in favour of women holding conversations with my ass. After all..

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 1st, 2002.

It is more attractive than the face (probably).

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), March 1st, 2002.

Your face, my ass.

I meant "after all, that's what I talk out of most of the time"

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 1st, 2002.

It's too late to come up with another explanation now.

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), March 1st, 2002.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

www.MANties.net

-- j.lu (flavi...), June 13th, 2002.

I am of course going to forward this site to Joei so she can get some gift ideas for Dan going.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 13th, 2002.

On my way over to the offices of The Fader, I may have to pencil in a stop at UCI into my crotch-kicking itenerary.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), June 13th, 2002.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(yay for CREEPINESS)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 2nd, 2003.

(the part in brackets = a britney quote)

-- Graham (dtc...), February 2nd, 2003.

CARRY ON DRINKING

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 2nd, 2003.

This girl will always find... her way.

(If you'll subsidise me)

(Where's the nearest alkihol to CHaring Cross slEazyInterwebCafe at this time of night?)

-- Graham (dtc...), February 2nd, 2003.

Threatening breasts! I am on a mission to create this for myself! Starting NOW!

-- Ally (mlescau...), February 2nd, 2003.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that actually meant to be a conversation???

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

if it was I need to get some sportscasters to read it out loud and sample it for my next trance handraise

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI I totally accomplished my mission.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I love everything, yeah, but expanding yellowy male crotch shots are not so high on the list.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), May 12th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone whose first US single opens with the line "My breath smells of a thousand fags" is not going to do well.

-- Lynskey (pau...), May 12th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

From the "I hate putting things away" thread off of "I hate everything"...

If I didn't put things away I think everything I have would be broken by now from my stumbling over it with my giant clod hoppers
-- The Man they call Dan (rduke4...), May 7th, 2003.

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Walking around w/yr cock out rules!
-- Andrew Thames (cleanbridge...), May 7th, 2003.

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― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 12 May 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties panties
-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), May 12th, 2003. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah! thought San Diego zoo had been englufed with ice and I was all 'WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE PANDAS?' but then I realised the webcam was black and white. Which is kind of weird.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), May 11th, 2003. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

on the subject of the Cheeky Girls

they remind me of two praying manti in hotpants
-- stevem, May 12th, 2003.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 12 May 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Continued here- i can't believe its another 'posts that made you laugh out loud' compendium thread, excelsior yadda yadda

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 12 May 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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