Floundering in Miserable Mediocrity: C/D?

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Well, which is it? Huh, huh, HUH?

I wouldn't know. I'm far too exceptional. I need answers.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Seems classic to me. At least it's what my therapist keeps telling me to remind myself of.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

What is it with all these fish threads? (floundering ha ha)

I think I need some cheering up myself. My last hour of work is dragging on forever. I'll go outside for a wee bit. Take a stroll up and down the sidewalk in the 80-something degree F weather.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's about 35 F here. MEE-DEE-OH-KER.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a legitimate scientific study, albeit doomed not to yield any meaningful data.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha if only every thesis proposal began that way!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(Demonstration of stats cock engorging technique.)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Observe the gentle rythmic motion.

Observe me throwing this thread off its already tenuous remit.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry. I feel okay really.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Weather was a bit cold today.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Good day for hugely contracted, rock-hard nipples, really.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, like, where'd they *go* sort of thing. If you're walking around the house naked, anyway.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Not that I do that very often.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I have nothing against people who do.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What was this thread about again?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Fish, I think.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

SLUGS!!!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Rubbing a slug over one's nipples would cause it to contract pretty good, I think. This thread was about nipples, wasn't it? I'm confused. Who started this nonsense anyway?!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was a thread about Bang?? Bahahah..*evil laugh*

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm only guessing about the slug. I never tried it or anything.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I have nothing against people who have.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, some of my best friends...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi! You don't know me! Let's fuck!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Well folks, I think we know where Christine stands on this thread topic.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(On very thin ice and, in fact, floundering in miserable mediocrity!)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

West Midlands = rather hugely a working class area, and my town = the armpit thereof.

I liked that summation (from a recent AIM msg), so I thought I'd use it again. Here seems as good a place as any.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi folks! Welcome to my new blog!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Christine, these are the sorts of feelings that are supposed to lead you to writing songs, not starting threads.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll write what I want in my blog! It's, like, an important channel for self-expression in the techno-inter-highway age. Or something.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

In fact, I don't know what to wear for shopping tomorrow. One has to be so careful with choosing consumer appropriate outfits, I find.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

This was a fun thread, huh?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not really.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 3 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hmph

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 3 April 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Fun for you, maybe, Christine!

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

We def already had a thread on nipples. I'm sure of it. But I'm also too lazy this morning to find it for you. In fact, there were probably multiple threads... I know there was one about Nipple Covers anyway.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Et voila....

Nipple covers

― smee (smee), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hmph

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry , Christine. Just reprezentin' my original thread.

But yeah, nipples help to make life less miserable.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried cleaning the cheese grater but couldn't figure out how. Guess I'll leave it for somebody else to do it

― dave q, Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The trick is to only suggest food that requires shredded cheese when it's not your turn to do the dishes.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah. Now this thread's hotting up. I knew it'd catch on eventually.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Try grating a soapy sponge. Then the tricky part is cleaning the sponge out of the grater. You can't. So throw it away and buy pre-grated cheese from now on.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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