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Um, some craziness about a time-travelling fraudster.. Yes, you read that right.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

This went round my office. It is in the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!!! This is the same organ that carried the continuing saga of BATBOY!!!

― kate, Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tell me more of BATBOY, please, lovely miss kate.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Batboy was a half-human half-bat BAT WITH HUMAN FACE that was discovered by the WWN, then he was captured by the CIA, consequently escaped, and went on the lam across America.

Every week there are more outrageous stories about Bigfoot and men who marry their own grandmothers and talking fish who vomit up womens wedding rings and UFOs that secretly run the White House and Hilary Clinton is secretly having an affair with a space alien. It's wonderfully entertaining stuff. But I can't believe how this time travelling fraudster has made the leap into internet cc:mail!

― kate, Thursday, 3 April 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

IT IS TRUE I ALSO COME FROM THE FUTURE. THE FUTURE IS HIP.

― , Thursday, 3 April 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

yay! Time Travel, I'm thinking of writing a letter giving a future time traveller permission to visit me, just so the legal side is covered.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Doin the Time Warp

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Apparently in the future where EM@IL comes from, everyone yells and all computer keyboards are limited to perma-caps-lock.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Future is bunk

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

is bunk the same as bunkum?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

>jel,

you don't need to write a letter. just $10 gets you to the future.

http://www.timetravelfund.com

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

fancy a bunk-up?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

The future is spunk

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best $10 you'll ever spend, dawg.

― Man (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

ha! that's a classic cprek! Cyrogenics has met its match!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

but will there be an ILX in the distant future?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was thinking the other day about that guy. If I was a time traveller from 2235 or whatever, and had the capability to build a time machine, I would definitely make the time machine a DeLorean. Because if I was going to travel back in time to 1985-2000, I would have watched the movies from this period of history and realize it would be hilarious.

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 3 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

batboy is also an off broadway play. yes, its true. it might be still running in boston.

― kephm, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would familiarise myself with pop culture instead of the stock market. Then I'd travel to 1994 and buy up the rights to all photos of Robbie Williams now and forever. No law against that.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had a series of dreams when I was little that I finally got a chance to do some time traveling and when I arrived in the past they'd be like, "OH, please! Share your vast knowledge with us!" And all I was able to do was tell them about all this cool stuff in the future but I wasn't able to describe how to actually make any of it. I always woke up feeling useless.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine years pass...

is it possble to be "Crazy LIke a Fox"?

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

foxes seem p chill tbh

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe it's meant to be ironical like foxes aren't crazy so crazy like a fox = not crazy = smart

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

Mostly it means if you go to your Boss and say thigns like "I really think about trains allot" they will think you are crazy and give you special treatment and less responsibility

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

what the hell is wrong with thinking about trains? public transport is important!

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, but trains that talk and wiggle their genitals??

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

if we could only get michael bay institutionalized for coming up with transformers: rise of the train weeners

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

well, a car's genital is its shift stick right?

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

no you are thinking of the glove compartment.

― dell (del), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

by your sick logic all automatics are eunuchs

― dell (del), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

so call me maybe

― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

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