Do you shave your genitals?

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Tell us of your genital shaving experiences/habits.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't. I probably would if I wasn't concerned about ingrown hairs/stubble (ewww!!).

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you want to know? This thread gives me the ph34r! It could all go so horribly wrong....

Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Just a question that popped into my head when I read the " do you name your genitals? " thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you name and shame your genitals?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If you did you'd have the great pulling line "Fancy coming back to mine and letting Michael Stipe do some "Nightswimming"?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this said do you share your genitals.

― Emma, Thursday, 17 April 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

No one will mind if you answer that question instead.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 17 April 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine went to get a Brazillian the other day. Ouch. For anyone who doesn't know it's where every single little hair "down there" is waxed off completely. How painful.

― allison, Thursday, 17 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I have only one question - WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT TO THEMSELVES?!!!!

Is she a stripper or sumfink? What other possible reason could there be to subject yourself to that ordeal?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 17 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why exactly she decided to do this. She usually just got a bikini wax, which I think sounds painful enough, and then she said "to hell with it, remove it all". Why? I haven't got the scoobiest. I dunno. Me, myself, I would feel like a wee girl having no hair there. I wouldn't like it at all.

― allison, Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Me: trimmed, shaved, and otherwise carefully coiffed. Cuts down on muss, fuss, and hair on the tongue. Yet another thing straight men should learn from gay men.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That, and how to give quality blowjobs.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

If my face is a genital, then yes definitely.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I had to shave once, when I had a vasectomy. The balls are the difficult part - they aren't smooth and firm in the way that the main public area is. It was no fun at all, but the worst was when it was growing back - itchy and a bit sore.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, every joke I've thought up about Martin shaving off his balls and having the grow back has, well, sucked balls.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny, most people call them their "privates". Martin is special, though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Question for Martin: are demonstrations allowed on your balls?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

For real...BEST TYPO EVAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Question for Martin: are demonstrations allowed on your balls?

No, but group camping is.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ABSOLUTELY NO CAMPFIRES

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly I was unable to capitalize with real conviction, but even Dan was stymied so I don't feel too bad. Some set-ups allow such expansive possibilities for dick-humor that even the best can droop under the pressure. Call it "sexistentialism."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Most ppl call them their privates".

Who here does? Do you think "privates" is more respectable? I'd say "privates" when I was a kid, not now. Just saying "privates" sounds kind of posh. Just a little. After all, what's so "private" about them once you reach round about your teens? I suppose this question is more for the guys.

― allison, Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I always call it my "bathing suit area."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You think I should? Will it make me feel young?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Will it make me feel young?

That's the reason a lot of girls won't do it... it makes them feel like they're 13, which in turn makes them feel like their boyfriends are perverts for enjoying it. But trust me, it's a service. There are certain aesthetics to the whole baldy thing, but mainly it's a practical consideration arising out of the relatively new cultural phenom of guys going down on a regular basis.

It might itch a bit, in which case you may opt to trim instead or shave. But for pity's sake, do SOMETHING.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I call 'em Gilbert and George.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

waxing is the way to go, campers

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah. Natural is good. You'll be trying to convince me shaving armpits is a good idea next!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah. Natural is good.

Oh, right. I forgot. Maybe you'd like to also swear off deodorant, bathing, and toilet paper.

Come on. You're a human. Groom yourself.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell, the legs haven't been done for about ten weeks. Nice and furry, thanks for asking!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

allison i was, lamely as i have admitted, making light of Martin's referring to them as his "publics"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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"Excellent topic. But for me, genital shaving is just the beginning of the adventure in grooming. For most of my films, I have to shave my entire body, not to mention getting someone to pick the nits out. Fortunately a good role comes around now and again that just allows me to be me! Thanks, Tim! Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, ///squishy noises/// Next question please! Love, Helena B.C."

― Skottie, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My main public areas are firm and smooth! What's wrong? (Is that the most common great typo? I've seen it several times.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to shave nearly all. If use cocoa butter afterwards and do it everyday it doesn't get itchy/irritated.

But since being single i've stopped and don't know if I will again. Take me as I am or fuck yourself!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

well, ddg, isn't that either/or situation how it would be anyway?

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. I was being a little punny.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 18 April 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! a "little punny!" "grassy knoll!" we are so dirrrrrty!

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you're mind's permanent address is "The Gutter, Brooklyn, NY"

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 18 April 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yep. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and neither would you. ; )

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Emma, I read it "share" every time I see it. (Good thing I will be seeing my SO this Saturday.)

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 18 April 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

After all, what's so "private" about them once you reach round about your teens?

Alright, I'm now picturing a world where people can't hide their genitals after they become teenagers. There would be a little ceremony where everyone would have the crotches of their pants ritually removed when they reached the age of thirteen.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 18 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't even be arsed to do it lately, I mean I have like no hair at all anyway, so fuck it all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Born without follicles. Tragedy or triumph?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 18 April 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a genetic experiment!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But there's always a downside. Tell us... who's the Danny Devito to your Arnold Schwarzenegger?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 18 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably Shannen Doherty.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

well, asian pubic hair sometimes gets a little out of control, because they're so thick, long, and wavy... so sometimes i trim them a bit.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 18 April 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

i shave mine cause my gf wants me too and its easier cause condoms dont pull the hairs

― matt-b, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

I keep my pussy as clean shaven as possible. It's so sexy to separate the labia and take away all the hair. Not to mention how wonderful it feels when my husband goes down on me! Ladies, you can feel every sensation tenfold!

― ALA, Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Ala, welcome aboard!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

One time this girl showed me her shaved pubic region, but it looked like she just sort of trimmed down the whole thing how one might mow their lawn. Very strange.

― artdamages (artdamages), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-girlfriend used to shave occasionally. Once the stubble grew it felt kinda weird.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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