Wasted Days and Wasted Nights

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5 PM EST and I've already spanked it 6 times with full come. What's the most times you have nutted in a single day?

― Monkey Shiner, Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

May I recommend:

Masterbation:morally worng addiction or new olympic sport ?

― f (felicity), Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

At no point was there only partial come eh? Interesting.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i know someone who claims to be able to do it 15 times a day.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

and i hate to burst your bubble, but he's way creepier than you.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a mental imsge of a pub full of hooligans arguing over how many people they've nutted that day.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

9 PM EST.
Only one nut since the last time I reported. And, it was only a partial come! What I mean by this is that a bunch of pre-cum came out without a major spasm and got all over my hand and made my dick too slippery and gross to continue the yanking.
Now my crank is a bit sensitive.
I can't come anywhere near 15 times in a day. Maybe I am not as horny as I think I am.

― Monkey Shiner, Monday, 28 April 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Not creepy if there's no chance of getting caught. Doing it while a)there's ppl in the next room b)there's ppl in the SAME room [unless of course this is expexcted behaviour] or c) in public, that's the industry standard for creepitude.

― dave q, Monday, 28 April 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sic transit spermia mundi. Carpe penem.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 28 April 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus wanks fish?

― giantyellowmonkey, Monday, 28 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

For nearly a split second I saw this guy finger this girl in a nightclub on Saturday. I'm sorry but that is just taking the biscuit. Or am I over-reacting? I know this isn't really related that much to the question.

― ThErEdNeD (ThErEdNeD), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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