I just ate a plateful of freshly baked cinnamon rolls

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I am in for a world of pain

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

we're talking like five big juicy muhs, in me belly, right now

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna die

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Why? Did you bake them yourself?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you greedy fuck.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh, it feels like they're birthing cinnamon roll crab babies in me belly

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you could have shared them with us. You are the architect of your own digestive misery.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you need to eat a big honkin 32 oz. porterhouse steak, dawg. It's the American way.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - I'm actually supposed to meet someone for a latelunch at a steakhouse tonight!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sooo tempted to go make some cheese biscuits and hotlinks and just off myself Bunuel style

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

got me a movie
ah ha ha ho
eatin' up cinnamon rolls
ah ha ha ho

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm envious. I skipped breakfast, and I don't have the cash for a cup of coffee, so I'm just hungry until lunch.

Not that I'd trade places with you. Sugar makes me nuts.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the thing is you're supposed to bake them for like 26 minutes but I got the hunger and pulled them out after only 20 minutes, so they were kinda doughy. I feel like I've swallowed a seal.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn you, Blount, you should have given me some, then you would not be so bloated.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount, your life sounds perfect.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if you suffer enough, and are penitent enough, you can avoid hell for the sin of gluttony.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

don't count on it!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like I've swallowed a seal.

But most seals aren't covered in sticky icky icky beautiful tastylicious sugar-goo, are they?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I would imagine them salty.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean "I would imagine them, salty".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've done this before. Nicely making a big batch of cinnamon rolls for my family, only to eat EVERY ONE OF THEM in a sugar fit, and then call my friend and rub it in his face that he only had a can of frosting, I HAD THE ROLLS.

Um.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the mad munchies a lot in high school.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I had ONE cinnamon roll at lunchtime. I know the value of moderation.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a hamburger. Two hamburgers. Three hamburgers. Three cheeseburgers.

Man, I'm hungry.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkeybread

[Monkey Bread]

4 tubes refrigerator biscuits
1-1/3 cups sugar
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 stick margarine
1 tsp. vanilla

Cut biscuits into fourths. Mix together 2/3 cup sugar and 1 tsp. cinnamon; roll each piece in mixture. Drop biscuits into greased 12-cup Bundt pan. Combine remaining sugar, cinnamon, margarine and vanilla. Boil. Pour over biscuits. Bake in 350¡ oven 40 minutes. Turn immediately out onto a plate and serve warm. Can be wrapped in foil and reheated.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkeybread!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I don't think this is wise...

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

subsitute a bread pan for a BUNDT. But always remember to grease.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

blount u need banana pudding in a big way. go to golden corral for lunch!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount's gonna get cinnabutt.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god "cinnabutt"! Jody 0WNZ da English language!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to claim the origin of 'cinnabutt.' ;-) It came up in AIM chat the other day. But JBR wins in terms of first public use!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys realize that term has been in ads for like at least two years, right? For some breakfast food. ACCOMPANIED BY PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITH CINNAMON BUNS ON THEIR ASS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe I didn't get half credit for "cinnabutt."

― Mandee, Friday, 16 May 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen the ads, but I don't recall the term "cinnabutt" appearing in them.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nor do I.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no way they used the term cinnabutt, because as we discussed in the AIM chat, cinnabutt is nothing to look forward to, nor should it ever be used as a marketing concept.

― Mandee, Friday, 16 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Cinnabutt is bad, but not nearly as bad as chipoltebutt.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's a commercial for cinnabutt being bad. The line is something like ,"You know where that food is going."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Cinnabutt is bad, but not nearly as bad as chipoltebutt.

Is that when you've eaten a bunch of spicy food and then you...

I'll just stop right there.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ringsting!

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ew. I just call it "the hot shits." It sounds almost cool that way.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

They were using it as a marketing tool to make you NOT look forward to it, and instead eat their healthy rubbish instead of cinnamon yummy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

RINGSTING!!! brilliant.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris V. is the only other person I've heard of who knows what monkeybread is! OMG I want some so badly. It was a staple of my childhood. I think I asked for some instead of a birthday cake one year.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone on here should know what monkeybread is!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what Monkeybread is! We used to always eat it on new year's day.

― Mandee, Friday, 16 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I make monkeybread every Sunday morning for Boo - I swear he could eat the whole thing himself.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is really really really making me hungry -- I haven't had lunch today.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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monkey bread gives you the apesh*ts

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

We just had one of those office cake-thingies. I was like "no, I'm so full", and all these women are like "EAT CAKE EAT CAKE", so finally I caved. I think I ripped my stomach a new asshole.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You're easy.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I so wish you hadn't given the monkeybread recipe. Willpower, Julia, willpower!

I've heard of the stuff before, but figured I already have too many cravings that I can't safely indulge.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Easy like Sunday morning, yeah.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even need a whole pan of cinnamon rolls. I would kill for one lousy cinnamon roll.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

g.o.o.m.h.!!!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount, how are you doing now?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

james r u ok?

i once did this w.a family bag of marshmallows so i totally empathise

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Hot Shits" sounds like a new garage rock band.

Once I bought a vending machine Nutty Cone for the sole purpose of getting two (since one was stuck in the coil thing). Ate 'em both. That's the extent of my recent gluttony.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 17 May 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't The Hot Shits a 1940s jazz band?

I've never had Monkeybread. For breakfast, I just made a spinach quesadilla covered in yummy hot sauce which is now making my tummy quite happy. And I just had the one. Don't want to ruin a good thing.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 17 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am having a serious craving for cold watermelon right now. It's so bad that at this moment, I feel I could easily eat a whole large watermelon. Just cut it in half, spoon out large chunks, pick out the seeds, and inhale. For an "afters", I'd have a liter of water. Ice cold water. Then I'd stick my head into a freezer for five minutes, dunk myself into a cool swimming pool, take a long, cold, shower, and stay in the house with the air conditioning running full blast. That would be an ideal day.

No, I'm not suffocating in a blanket of heat right now... nope, absolutely not....

― Dee the Semi-Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 17 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night coming home from a show I drunkenly hit the turkey jerky again. no part of my body is pleased about this.

― slutsky (slutsky), Saturday, 17 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm starting to worry.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount!?

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/jpgs/vi-wafer.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 18 May 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkey bread is the best thing ever. Christmas food. And now I want a cinnamon roll.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 18 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(Blount remains silent. Another 12 hours and I think we should pronounce him dead.)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

He ate a seal, for god's sake!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And that made god very happy.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 18 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Nobody had the guts to say what this thread was really about, did they?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Apparently not?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm making orange cinnamon rolls tonight. Get in me! YUM!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I made myself a tray of Pillsbury reduced fat cinnamon rolls on Monday. I spent most of my time from 10 PM Monday to 8 AM Tuesday vomiting, sweating and shivering.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so gonna call my band The Hot Shits.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what is with ile and cinnamon rolls?! i don't get it!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It is as mystifying as Cinnabon.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It all comes back to cinnabutt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

geeta i renounce thee

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

aw!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate six Yodels yesterday.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What's monkeybread?! Sounds kooky!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hurk hurk

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

DIETING I HATE YOU.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

James Blount is my partner in cinnamon roll misery

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 December 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nate isnt the concept of the "lite" cinnamon roll perhaps defeated by the eating of all of them?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 December 2003 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A. Why do people think cinnamon rolls are tasty?

B. Why do they make you sick? Do they have toxic waste centers or something?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Thursday, 4 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this is from a guy who once ate a whole loaf of bread, so grain of salt.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so gonna call my band The Hot Shits.

Y'all better give me a shout-out in your liner notes

jess, I thought it'd balance out! And it did! The natural way, by refusing to stay in my stomach!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

In my job as a sex column researcher...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNEW IT! I KNEW SOMEBODY WOULD LINK THE TWO!

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

And in conclusion, cinnabutt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I've swallowed a seal.

I say this all the time.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah good times.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ikea sell great cinnamon pastry things- esp. nice warm with ice cream!!

― Schwa! (Schwa!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're really hardcore, ask for "the paper" at Cinnabon, and they'll give you the wax paper lining they cook the rolls on. Then you can scrape the cinnamon-sugar goop off of it onto your cinnamon roll. Don't make any plans for the rest of the day.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My stomach just lurched at the thought of that.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that once and washed the roll down with a mocha chillatta or whatever their iced coffee drink is called, and all that fat, sugar, and caffeine acted on me like some unknown drug. I felt like I was floating and everything sounded brittle and trebly, like a Shellac record. I did not sleep well that night.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

The madness of consumers' busy lives just got surprisingly more rewarding. Thanks to new Kellogg's® Cinnabon® Snack Bars, the indulgent flavor of Cinnabon® has been captured in a wholesome snack bar, giving consumers an unexpectedly indulgent treat to enjoy during even the most hectic times.

With 92 percent of Americans looking to "take a break" from their daily routine, people need to relax and recharge, even if it's brief.

"Finding time to treat the 'you' in yourself is important to maintaining a balanced life, especially during hectic times like these," says Stephanie Marston, lifestyle expert, speaker and accomplished author on topics surrounding life-balance techniques. "These snack bars are a perfect example of a simple way to cut through a busy day with a moment of relaxation."

Kellogg's® Cinnabon® Snack Bars offer a chance to momentarily hit the reset button and enjoy a surprisingly indulgent, wholesome snack. Kellogg's® Cinnabon® Snack Bars can also be enjoyed warm by heating just a few seconds in the microwave, sending the unforgettable smell of cinnamon throughout your home or office and heightening the enjoyment of the snacking experience. While they taste delicious, including a rich, flavorful filling and sweet icing, each bar is 150 calories, so they can easily fit into a balanced and healthful eating style.

Cinnaminutes - Simple Tips for a Quick Break
To help consumers identify even more ways to treat themselves to a quick break, Marston and the Kellogg's® Cinnabon® Snack Bar team developed 60 Cinnaminutes - simple ways to step back from the day in one minute or less. These short breaks can be enjoyed between meetings, waiting to pick up the kids or on the way to the next appointment.

Some of the quick-to-do, stress-relieving Kellogg's® Cinnaminutes include singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite song, reflecting on an enjoyable memory of your family or smelling something refreshing like lavender.

"These Cinnaminutes show that even taking a simple minute out of your day to reward yourself helps create a sense of balance and relief in your life," Marston said.

― velko, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

I'd just like to go ahead and say that I, personally, give a fuck

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