You favorite commercial, as of May 2003

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Mine: The Snickers commercial with the guy in a dog suit. He's grumpy cause he's hungry. Kid: "Are you really Barky the Dog?" Dog: "I'm a grown man who's made a loooot of mistakes."

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Tossup between:
1) The new Honda Accord commercial where a rolling cog sets off a Rube Goldberg-like sequence of car part interactions.
2) The Rogers wireless ad with the furious cat listening to a message from its holidaying owner coming in over the answering machine.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I stopped watching commercials when I was watching tv once with my friend, like last year, and this car ad came on, I think it was for Kias? Anyway, it's the one that plays "The Genius of Love" in the background and it's a girl driving around with a puppy-to-adult-dog (apparently the commercial takes place over a few years) and various irritating boyfriends--the hippie, the rocker, the corporate drone, etc. So finally it's just her and the dog and she seems very happy, but then her car runs out of gas. So the man from the gas station comes to refill the tank, and when he's walking up (obv. he's very hunked out and such), she gives the dog a saucy look and then starts fixing herself up quickly, apparently to pick up the gas station guy.* The tag line was something about the dog and the car being the only things that last in life, etc. So my friend turns to me in hysterics, and goes, "Ha, someone at the ad agency knows you!" I have insisted on muting commercials ever since.

* Despite the lengthy explanation, this commercial was approximately 20 seconds.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The VW commercial with ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" as the soundtrack is nice. As a VW commercial it's kinda dumb. You only see the car at the very end. I just like how it's put together, and the song.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw a bud light commercial last night with Cedric the Entertainer. It made me giggle.

oh and i love that VW commerical but it's been a long time since I saw it.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

The one with the guy licking the door handle is great, but enough already. File it away in the "classic" bin and leave it alone.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the pontiac commercial with the blind girl driving

And mr blue sky is ace

though IKEA RULES THIS THREAD

jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, I did see that commercial. "you feel sorry for this lamp? That's because you are CRAZY!"

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually think I like the room-test ones better...

jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

But... but I felt sorry for the lamp!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Is coz yr crazy.

jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The Honda Accord one is about as great an ad as I've ever seen.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not just an ad, it's a feat. I read somewhere that it took them 603 takes, and of course they had to re-setup the whole thing each time.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I really like the Orbit gum ads.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Frankenstein's monster doing Tai Chi, playing the banjo for children, and gardening while wearing a bonnet.

Ernest P. (ernestp), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry -- FABULOUS! :)

I too really like the Orbit ads, but my favorite ad will always be an AFLAC one. The one that's currently making me giggle is a slightly older one -- the one set in Vegas where the two older ladies are talking to each other while watching the young couple get married in a chapel, the camera pans around the chapel for signs of the famous duck, and then it's found that the duck is having fun at a Wayne Newton show ('cos it's a "show", not just a "concert", baby).

AFLAC!

Dee the Semi-Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the guy sitting in his car, singing along to "American Pie" while his girlfirend gets all pissy waiting for him.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 03:25 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, the AFLAC commercials are the only good ones on tv that i can think of (but i've never seen the IKEA ones). perhaps because they feature Ducks. sux that they only appear during sporting events and thus i don't get to see them much.

i hate many commercials for their bad jokes, bad taste, and cultural politics. i regularly want to throw bricks at my television during them, the rotating-boyfriend/(husband?) and American Pie ones included. some of the worst are the self-adulatory General Electric and Archer-Daniels-Midland commercials that show up on the Sunday morning politix shows. they go to such lengths in showing what wonderful things these companies bring to the world that they practically scream We Make Nuclear Weapons or We Own Congress and Are Partly Responsible for Obesity in America, respectively.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you gellin'? Are you gellin' like a felon?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 17 May 2003 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Just saw new iPod commercial of little boy rapping "The Real Slim Shady." BRILLIANT!

I also second the Frankenstein/arthritis ad.

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

That ipod commercial would be so much better if he was rapping the unedited version of 'Superman.'

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like the two Apple commercials with the girls actually singing. I want funny.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The commercial that was on American Idol last night for a show on Fox's fall line up - O.C.!

Apparently it's about a streetwise teen who goes to live in Orange County. They show a scene of him getting beat up by a bunch of affluent preppies, and the long haired ring leader (a teenage Ned) sneers at him "This is the way we do things in Orange County!"

Hilarious stuff.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

The Sobe Green Tea commercial with the hallucinating spokesperson for the company who advices talking rabbits that their heads are not "level" and advices them to drink Sobe Green Tea.

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

as anyone else seen the chitty chitty bang bang advert for the dvla or have i been eating too much cheese before bed?

andy

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Holy crap, people like the AFLAC commercials? It's a badly-animated duck making an annoying noise, don't support that stuff! They're almost as bad as those dipping-sauce commercials with the horrible pets-making-faces chain-reaction at the end.

Can't remember the product, but I recently chuckled over the one with the guy whose treadmill stops and starts and winds up racking him. I dunno, it was just well-choreographed. On the other hand, I was sad to discover that now New York has Empire Carpet commercials. That man is Chicago's, you hussies leave him alone.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Although I hate all of their other current commercials, I have to say the Miller ad with the boxer's head getting knocked if is pretty stunning the first time.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Boston has had the Empire Carpet commercials for years HA HA HA!

The evil treadmill commercial is Sears.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

ok, my new favorite commercial, which I just saw, is for something called Optimum Online. Solely because it refers to one of my favorite foods ever - Mr. Stripey.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr. Stripey...

http://mitglied.lycos.de/rkraft/Tomatenfotos/Mr-Stripey.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

snausages

i'm also about the miller hilife ads from a few years ago, especially "time was when a man knew how to control his own vehicle" and "the powdered sugar forms a protective barrier"

ron (ron), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

obv my fave ad (thi is in the uk)is still the nivea deodorant one, the gently disorientating post-coital "do you need anything?" "no i'm ok for another 72 hours" one. the muzaky background music is so headspinningly perfect it breaks my heart

it is the best thing ever

Chip Morningstar (bob), Friday, 23 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

EVER, ya heard!

Chip Morningstar (bob), Friday, 23 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

THis, which someone emailed me this morning

try right clicking and saving rather than streaming it because I have no idea how fast my server is.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Another reason not to support AFLAC: the duck sounds like Gilbert Gottfried! Do you really want to support Gilbert's kind?

Washington Mutual has a hilarious ad where a guy frustrated with figuring out his banking pops a kid's balloon. Then after going to Washington Mutual, he gets dental surgery on the wrong side of his mouth and gets hit by a bowling ball in the groin but takes both with a smile on his face.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

How could ANYONE say those ipod commercials are "brilliant"? Are you kidding me? THose things make me want to buy an AK-47 and go on a murderous rampage!! God, I fucking hate Apple.

Gabbneb beat me to mine: the Miller ad where the guy imagines going a round with Evander Holyfield, and the champ knocks his head off. That was hilarious.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bud "True" commercial where the guy and his girlfriend are sitting on the couch, she's wearing her ex-boyfriend's t-shirt. "Small ones are OK. Huge ones just feel better."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a computer commercial wherein two little kids meet up in the street, and one of them has a brand new bike. Kid number one asks kid number two where she acquired the hot new wheels, and Kid number two explains that everytime her father cusses, he has to pay the children money or some such. This in itself is a lame premise, but the quick cut to the father, angrily exhorting in single-note screamy bluster at his computer at an acute angle of abject fury makes me laugh out loud every time.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Just saw one last night that cracked me up. Dad and a little girl are sitting at the breakfast table and they're "negotiating" how much breakfast the little girl will eat. "Five bites of egg, three bites of toast, one bite of sausage and a sip of orange juice," the dad says, and the girl comes back with a counter-offer, and Dad says, "Umm, let me think ... NO," and they go back and forth very seriously, and at one point when dad goes down to four bites of egg the girl says, "Forget the egg," and Dad says "Three ...?" and the girl says, "Forget the egg." It's very funny. I have no idea what it was advertising tho.

jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 23 May 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

There's one that's making the email rounds in some language that I can't identify (but subtitled in english) where a young boy throws a fit in a supermarket, really going ballistic, yanking things off the shelf and throwing them on the ground and screaming LOUDLY. Everyone stares at the father, who is mildly embarrassed but mostly just looks like his soul is dead.

It's a condom commercial.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 May 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Just saw new iPod commercial of little boy rapping "The Real Slim Shady." BRILLIANT!

Makes me want to unplug my television and drop it off my roof onto someone's unsuspecting head.....preferably Eminem's.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, spare Eminem. Destroy the little toe-headed brat.

Also destroy that dorky white guy singing "Baby's Got Back" or whatever it is.

Gaaaah!! Those commercials make me want to COMMIT MURDER I tell you!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 24 May 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The fat, goateed middle aged dude singing "My Generatoin" made me verily want to go snap a Who compact disc in a half and slit my own throat with it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 May 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't seen even a decent iPod ad. They range from numbingly boring ("I'll Be There", "Get The Party Started") to absolutely infuriating ("My Generation", "Baby Got Back", "The Real Slim Fucking Shady").

Vinnie (vprabhu), Sunday, 25 May 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I've only ever seen the "Baby Got Back" video -- there are loads more? That's pretty grim stuff.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 25 May 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the most depressing thread ever.

hstencil, Sunday, 25 May 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Dig this new M2 promo on MTV, two guys at the door of some college residence hall in gray coveralls, one whistles and makes these hand motions. They are standing next to what appears to be a stolen 27" TV. Guy #1 makes more hand motions and whistles some more and acts annoyed. A girl in identical coveralls comes up with a little 13" TV and hands it to Guy #2. Guy #1 and Girl go to load the big TV into the truck.

We now see a view from inside the student lounge on the first floor, where various clean-cut college kid types are hanging out having some kind of idyllic uni study-in chat-up whatever thing. Guy #2 is seen trudging over towards the large window in the background. He reaches the window and throws the 13" TV through it. College students are stunned, disturbed. Guy #2 fiddles with remote through broken window, TV turns on, loud noise fills the room, it's the White Stripes.

Text:
M|2
Now Quit Asking Where All The Videos Are.

I dunno. I think it works because everybody(me) basically wants to go back to college and fuck things up and steal the lounge appliances.

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 29 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought "that sounds like the best ad ever!" until I remembered that that American first floor is the ground floor.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 30 May 2003 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
An update on "The O.C."! A quote from this week's Entertainment Weekly:

It's not a comedy per se, but you'd have to look long and hard to find a more unintentionally hilarious piece of dialogue than "Welcome to the O.C., bitch. 'Cause this is how it's done in Orange County!"

I think everyone here should watch it if they get a chance, it sounds like a potential classic.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 4 August 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully the follow up line had something to do with gobbling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)


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