i should feel guilty for finding this attractive, shouldn't i?

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― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(not j timbo obv)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like they decided to make her look like an indie slut just to fuck with my mind

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

anakin's been working out

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

xtina's gone so far through the freaky skank wormhole that she's come out hotness to me also.

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

justin i find deeply hot.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks much better with black hair. i like her better in the curvy-pink-dress phase tho.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i normally find her repulsive, as stick-girls usually do nothing for me

it's just the black hair

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

she's put on a little weight, not alot but enough so you wouldn't worry about "accidentally" breaking her arm if you fuckt her

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

1981 Joan Jett, no!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 23 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Xtina? The hair looks like an oil slick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

so i hear now Justin's whispering sweet pipsqueak nothings into Cameron Diaz's ears, big sigh...

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

does this help?

http://www.noobzz.com/fat_agulara/ca1.jpg

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS NO

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I expect that thing to open up and reveal a gaping maw filled with five rows of shark-like teeth

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks like Cher.

Justin on the other hand, ROWR.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You shouldn't feel guilty, though I'd feel a bit silly. Actually there's this pic of J. Tim. in the new Blender where his hair's grown out a bit and he's not hiding his boyishness that's kinda nice...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The hair looks like an oil slick.

Isn't that the point? She still looks trashy, but what the hell? It obv isn't hurting her any.

"Slut-model 2003", I suppose.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

goth xtina iz teh hottXor

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i predicted last year that goth was gonna be the big thing for 2003.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i couldn't be happier

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

xtina rules.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

black hair for EVERYONE hang those who talk of less

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If this is the goth revival I'm saddened by the results.

Didn't recognize that fool Timberlake either. He looks a bit like David Beckham there, oddly enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Kelly Osbourne is still way hotter. You think J. Tim says "oh!" like he does in "Cry Like A River" when he has sex?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks a bit like David Beckham there - he doesn't have a dead squirrel on his head though (carey to thread possibly)

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That could be changed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i'm with you on kelly, anthony. please ignore the double entendre.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no desire to ignore it. Sorry!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You think J. Tim says "oh!" like he does in "Cry Like A River" when he has sex?

Miccio, turn the dial down on that image.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

do you think ebert masturbates with two thumbs up?

kelly osbourne is way hotter, yes, but also like 16 or something so ew

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

nope, she's 18. So the man got no beef with the crushes.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1775/JackandKel_Mazur_814795_400.jpg

shit, I'm even starting to think Jack's cute now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Anthony, he looks like you, that's freaky.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

jack IS cute, why does nobody believe me?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack is his own doll.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

why yes, you MAY kiss my ass, Ally. Thanks for asking.

This is the first thing I'll see when I die:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1493/KellyOsbou_Mazur_587935_400.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

kelly osbourne looks disturbingly like my girlfriend sometimes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why that would be disturbing.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Xtina? The hair looks like an oil slick.

The hair looks like Grace Slick.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

kelly osbourne looks disturbingly like my girlfriend sometimes

*jealous bitter tears*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If this is the goth revival I'm saddened by the results.

Didn't recognize that fool Timberlake either. He looks a bit like David Beckham there, oddly enough.

I love you, Ned.

1. Christina doesn't fool me. If she thinks she looks even the least bit authentic, then she's kidding herself and she's kidding everyone out there.

2. It's fitting Justin would look like David Beckham. Considering they're both 100% Prime USDA Himbos with a serious lack of cerebral matter.

3. The two of these clowns = Poseurs with a capital P-O-S-E-U-R-S.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

are you in junior high?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That weird picture with her stomach...she stole the hair I had for the wedding :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

What's an "authentic" goth?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Bela Lugosi's dead.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

no bats in this belfrey

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And the victims have been bled.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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The sad thing is, this has happened before.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

When I saw the second pic of Christina upthread, I thought, "hmmmm... What's that random pic of a black lady doing on here? Who is she?" and it wasn't until much much later that I made the connection. "ahhh... 'tis xtina again." Am I the only one who did this?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the fat xtina pic is photoshopped, by the way

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

By who, you?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That would explain the comedy breasts, anyway. (One isn't really twice the size of the other, is it? Surely I would have noticed that before now...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(And I should also point out that I don't think she's fat in that pic before I get yelled at again.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

attn jess:

http://www.onourbacksmag.com/gif/JUNE.JULY03COVER.jpg

― chris, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

cue Fat Bottomed Girls, obv.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All of you NEED to get a room, d'you hear?;>

There is no such thing as being a "normal" size: being 5 ft.2 1/2, I know (for myself), that if I put any weight on, it would show. [I say "would", cause I can't put any weight on, at all. *cue boos and hisses]

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!11111

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i will pay big $$$$ and eternal love to anyone who sends me a copy of that magazine

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is 80s Paul Weller got her bra?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i think my head just xploded

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the fat xtina pic is photoshopped, by the way

And the very first photo in this thread probably has been so retouched it no longer has any relationship to the truth.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck the truth

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't stop coming back to this thread now

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

you and me both bro

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, that's almost as good as that one Pink photo with the nipples

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

THE WHAT

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

look, it's pink's nipples!!
(pic's not there anymore)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck the truth

You can't handle the truth!<|nicholson>

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, on our backs! I didn't even know that was still published. I need to get out more.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 26 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

how come everyone in the world named beth is so fucking cool?

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a pretty hott name

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

are they all fat hott chiXors with bad attitudes

(she's really quite sweet)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

now i'm at home i can drool over beth properly

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Drool over"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 26 June 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

er, well..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

your idea of "normal" size is going to be very different from someone who hangs out primarily with classical singers

HAHAHAHA

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 26 June 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that On Our Backs cover with Beth Ditto on it?

http://www.onourbacksmag.com/gif/JUNE.JULY03COVER.jpg

― gershy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

i never ended up getting my copy of that :(

― electricsound, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:16 (seventeen years ago)

"RIMMING not just for gay boys" - would be a good name for a Lesbian thread. have any of the regular posters over the years been "out" lesbians?

― gershy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

I wish I was. :(

― Abbott, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

perhaps then you would know the luv of a filipina butch

― gershy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

Is that magazine aimed at the "drunk loser lesbian" demo? How's that work?

― Kerm, Saturday, 12 January 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

Is that the bird from Le Tigre?

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

no its the cow from the gossip

― gr8080, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

Standards aren't just another one of the patriarchy's lies.

― Kerm, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

what's that tat on her lower back?

― gershy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

state and capital.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

well it totally looks like Arkansas but that's not where Little Rock is -- maybe hometown? i am not looking up bth ditto on wiki.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

judsonia, arkansas

― gershy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

is this the one in the story she told about being pissed at a mag photo shoot bcuz her gf wouldn't fuck her bcuz she was on her period

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

or something

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

what, even lesbians aren't down with the redwings?

― milo z, Sunday, 13 January 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

is this the one in the story she told about being pissed at a mag photo shoot bcuz her gf wouldn't fuck her bcuz she was on her period

def not pissed:

Ditto posed nude for On Our Backs, a women-run lesbian erotica magazine. "It was a big moment in my life," she told Curve magazine. "It was kind of a radical thing to do. I got my period just 10 minutes before we got there, and I was totally bleeding. I was doing it with my tranny boyfriend, who I’m in love with, and I was totally bleeding — how radical is that? — and I’m a fat person, and I’m a femme. It felt really good."[10]

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

xtina = has never looked better.

justin = blah, boring, unsexy douchebag with a big nose.

beth ditto = awesome.

― The Brainwasher, Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

Really not that radical, luv.

― JimD, Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol thx curtits.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

pretty gross though

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

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