You asked for it Again: Good Stripping Songs

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... Someone should start a thread on good stripping songs.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), July 9th, 2003 9:34 AM. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Lovage: Stroker Ace

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Esthero - Superheroes
Adam Ant - Strip
Tim Buckley - Get On Top (minus the talking in tongues part)
Vaio - Rapture

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno about stripping, but tricky's "christiansands" always makes me want to give a lap dance. i think it's that sick beat.

maybe that's a little too much information from someone who mostly lurks, if so... uh, sorry.

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Not at all!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, not stripping, but I have to admit that a really good bass line makes me want to take my clothes off.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*writes note, learn to play bass*

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

James Brown's "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Portishead, I can't think of the name of the song.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

If I stripped to Portishead it would take me like 3 days to get all my clothes off.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenny G

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

imagine the sex afterwards.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenny G rocks the striptease, i usually stick a clarinet over my penis for the finale.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

john tesh and dweezil and ahmet zappa - black sabbath's "the wizard"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously tho:

kid loco's remix of the pastels' "the viaduct"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddamn guys...

Vanity 6 "Nasty Girl"
SPK "Metal Dance"
The Family "Screams of Passion"
Prince "Hot Thing"
Khai "My Neck, My Back"
The Coup "5,000,000,000 Ways To Kill a CEO" (seriously! That backing music is pure sex)
Styles From Beyond "Muuvon"
Tom Tom Club "Genius Of Love"
Zoot Woman "Living In (A) Magazine"
Renegade Soundwave "Cocaine Sex"
Anything by Depth Charge pretty much.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, most of the stuff at above this might be good strip club music at Twee Bingo night.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Journey - Anyway you want it. Only in a perfect world.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And no one's mentioned Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax" yet!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Motley Crue to thread.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight....I would quite possibly throw up.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tricky and Prince own. Also: Peaches, "Lovertits." Tailor-made.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Keys - Thickfreakness, comes to mind...only from a recent experience.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Something sexy about it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"More Human Than Human"! It's the only thing that song is good for!! Also I was informed that "New York New York" was a big stripper song at some point over the past week.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Those Crypt records compilations of old 50-60s stripping tunes (all of which have titles like "The Grind", "Do the Mash") definitely sound like songs for stripping or getting good and sleazy.

― earlnash, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Lords of Acid - "I Sit on Acid"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Strippin' old school style: "Harlem Nocturne" by The Viscounts

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How about "Sex Swarf" by Soft Cell?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm having fun imagining what a regular swarf is now, much less a sex one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

When will people accept that Kenny G does not play the clarinet (he might, recreationally) but he plays the Soprano Sax (which looks like a clarinet, but is infinitely more wussy).

I saw a nice lady in London Ont take her clothes off to James Brown's "It's A Man's Man's Man's World."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to see someone strip to "Thieves".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I would take off my clothes to KISS's "New York Groove"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Kool Keith's "Don't Crush It" OWNZ the pole.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pink Panther Theme"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"LICK THE BALLS"!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"NOT RIGHT NOW, I'M BUSY, MAYBE LATER" !!!!!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can You Dig It?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to have to bring up the Outhere Brothers, aren't I?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally thats off of Ace Frehleys solo album and I own multiple copies.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you need more than one? You're now my idol.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Saw someone strip to "She's Lost Control" by Joy Division, once. Highly depressing.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You lie.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the confusion in...oh never mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

when is watching someone strip not depressing?
true story: i cried my first time in a strip club.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA! "Tonight I will be stripping to 'The Sky's Gone Out' by Bauhaus. Enjoy."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"This Corrosion"!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Anytime I've been to a strip club, one of the performers always puts on "Mother" by Danzig.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Cure - Pictures of You

More than one copy because I have it on vinyl and tape as well as cd.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Peace Sells But Who's Buying" by Megadeth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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Then again, I'm insane.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that would be awesome!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.menoutloud.com/Xmas09.jpg

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, did I mention yet that Frederick's of Hollywood sells g-strings for men that feature REINDEER PUPPETS ON THE FRONT? Like you stick yr you-know-what into the puppet and then the reindeer, ahem, moves. Just FYI.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds very Dan Perry.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If you looked up "Dan Perry" in a dictionary, it'd be a photo of Hootie wearing that thing.

They make non-holiday ones involving elephants. I will leave to yr imagination where the bits and pieces go.

I am now totally obsessed with my whimsical idea to wear that outfit outside of my house. It's too cold!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been OBSESSED with the idea of getting one of those g-strings since Saturday, actually.

(haha yeah, like Saturday was the first time it ever occurred to me to dress up like a manslut)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

By coincidence I bought my vishnu-slut-elf outfit on Saturday. What was it about Saturday?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

We were out doing some Xmas shopping and, while looking for gifts for my family in Filene's, we wandered into the men's intimate apparel section. They were displaying some of the world's most ridiculous thongs/paint-on man-panties/gold lamé boxers. I had to physically restrain myself from buying all of them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I seriously had to imagine the uncomfortable situation of rolling out of bed late for work and opening up my underwear drawer to see nothing but a comedy thing lying there shouting "HAHA WHERE'S YOUR WHIMSY NOW, FUCKER????" before I could walk away.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I got my first lap dance to the Afghan Wigs cover of "Creep".

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I never manage to physically restrain myself from the ridiculous, hence my sexy pro-wrestler space princess outfit and my white go-go boots and that Santa Claus outfit. I admire your restraint.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

If anyone ever strips to "Buena" by Morphine I may just ejaculate in my pants.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Like you don't do that every day!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

your right.

"But Ally, Tom is not right for you. Choose me, choose the Swayze."

http://www.robisworried.com/patricks.jpg

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I just reread this whole entire thread and A) got freaked out by Spencer's last post (WTF! Dude!) B) realized no one mentioned the Immigrant Song.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

nymphs' "sad and damned" (as i suggested on another thread)

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i just realized i didn't even MEAN Spencer's post. god I shouldn't post while reading books.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

this would have to be a routine that involves a pole I think but def. "Galaxy Bounce" by Chem Bros

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking that Low's new song "Monkey" would be a super HOTT strip song. The song itself is arousing. If anybody is stripping tonight, please do it to this and report your findings back here. In a similar vein I'm thinking Clinic's "Walking with Thee" would work too - something about the overdriven creepy organ sound - but maybe it's a bit goth...

Also Ally, did I mention I got my first lap dance to the Afghan Wigs cover of "Creep"? (I read that as me too when I skimmed this!).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

YES I'M SORRY, I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! But I know the person who did actually post that and it TOTALLY does not surprise me about him.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have always hoped that someone would strip to "Flower" at some imaginary strip club in... my... mind...

And last week I saw someone strip to "Around the World" which was AMAZING

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Keep It Coming" by Swayzak

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

err... that's "Flower" by Sonic Youth, btw.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone suggest me a stripping song right now.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ace of Spades"?

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OK my serious answer is "Party Vision" by Ural 13 Diktators.

Though I might pay good money to see someone strip to "Ace of Spades." By good money I mean the $5 cover at the Slipper Room.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The Thin White Duke remix of Mirwais's cover of "Miss You" would be fantastic.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, I don't have an mp3 of party vision, so it will have to be ace of spades. I shall return directly to let you know how it works out, though I admit it would probably be better if I wasn't home alone.

However...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hey luna, email me yr address again and I'll send you a mix CD, for stripping.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, ace of spades was kind of a bust, then I tried orgasmatron, which was going well, but cut off after 3 minutes, and random shuffle went to prince erotic city, and that was the best of the three, but it was a dance mix and something like 7 minutes long and now I'm hot.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

right now i'd say anything by Relaxed Muscle. there are the distorted, fuzzed-out electro basslines. but i think in general the sound of Jarvis' voice makes women's clothes go away.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 10 February 2005 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

SRV 'things that I used to do' is mildly acceptable, talking heads 'and she was' doesn't really do it, and lovage 'stroker ace' is still perfect.

winamp has weird random play.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

So it's a coincidence this thread is up at the same time, then?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is mind-numbingly excellent. I am also tired, so that could be a part of is. Fashion Week is a cruel bitch-goddess and a cock-tease, much like you strippers. I am also drunk.

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Bad stripping music

Foreigner- Juke Box Hero
Ween- the AIDS song

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, actually! I hadn't even noticed this thread until after posting that one!

― Josh Timmermann (Josh Timmermann), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Runaways - Little Sister
Akinyele - Put It In Ya Mouth
Annie - Chewing Gum
Kylie - Come Into My World (Fischerspooner rmx)
Daft Punk - Robot Rock (hair whips, supine pussy pumps, think abt it)

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 10 February 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if its possible for one to strip to Black Mountains "Don't Run Our Hearts Around"...for some reason i can see it fit. Luna, try it out.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Candle in the Wind '97

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno why, but whenever this question comes up, the first answer that pops in my head is "When the Levee Breaks." (And yeah, the question comes up more than you'd think.)

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say that "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit is probably the greatest strip club song of all time but you'd all just laugh at me.

Instead, I'll ask - what is that "classic" strip song, the one they play in old cartoons, with the big sleazy brass section and the part where the drums go "WHACK a domp, WHACK a domp"? You know what I mean? Does that song even have a name?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's Hard to Dance with a Hard-On" - Blowfly
(Blowfly's rocking myspace.com these days)

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

DOUNT CHRIST IF YOU ARE READING THIS WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MICRONAUTS SONG YOU PUT INTO THAT MICROHOUSE MIX YOU DID A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO (because the answer is that)????

Also, "Pony" by Vitalic.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have an mp3 of that, Chris, but if I get one, I'll try it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still cracking up at my description of a stripper dancing to "Climbing Up The Walls". ANGSTY STRIP-A-GO-GO.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ikt makes me think of that scene in Flashdance where Jennifer Beals does that fucked up "interpretive" striptease in front of the television set on stage, with like kabuki makeup on. WTF was that even about?!?!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend says someone always requested "Superfreak" at the club where she worked, without fail. One of the strangest things I've seen is Sandra Oh stripping to "Lips like Sugar" in a movie. (Dancing at the Blue Igauna?)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I've re-enacted that scene from Flashdance...one of the weirdest/funniest scenes in film history.

My picks...
"Sexy Dancer"- Prince
"Lady Cab Driver"- Prince
"Harlot"-FdH
"Call Me"- Blondie
"Cherry Bomb"-The Runaways
"Red Light Special"-TLC
"Animal Trap"-Crack, We Are Rock

― kevin says relax (daddy warbuxx), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Hey.
If anyone knows, I heard this song once and I can't get it out of my mind. I haven't the slightest clue what the title of the song is, but I LOVE it. I hardly hear it any more.
The last I ever heard of it was when I was watching NCIS, in the scene where a stripper had her throat cut (sory for the gruesomeness, can't remember the episode name). That song during the opening sequence is pure gold, and it bugs me that I can't find it.
If anyone knows of it, please, please, please! Post it or send me a message.
Thanks,
Chris

― Christopher Reig, Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

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