This is the thread where I say (Pt. 2):

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I still can't sleep.
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I certainly am living in interesting times.
New Orleans is still appealing, but San Francisco is calling, too. With my luck it's probably collect.
It feels weird making a part 2 of this...
I like plain ice cream sanwiches better than neopolitan ones.
Tower of Power "What Is Hip" really has the best bassline ever.
Some of my favorite things in the world: my baby boy, fireworks, Calvin & Hobbes, ice cream with those little wooden spoons, The Mouse and His Child, Curve, tattoos, the Sydney Harbour Ferry, fat pupy tummies, rubber ducks, champagne, the nights before Christmas when it's cold and all the lights are up everywhere, vanilla candles evergreen candles...
I have fantastic friends. Mostly.
Y'all make my life a better place to be.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*puppy

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Zaccagnini. Tuscan wine for under $15. Fan-freaking-tastic.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ow my back is fucked up. I am a mess.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you need a backiotomy

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I need a lobotomy more

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just registered my_penis_will_surprise_you@hotmail.com. I cannot believe I do this to myself. Chris, you are the funniest mofo ever. Oops, you know you wanted it.

If any of y'all want this email, let me know...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, it'll look great on your resume.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not want ANY penises besides my own, even yours

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh, good thinking, 99!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not want ANY penises besides my own, even yours

Pussy.

I wasn't going to give it to you, anyway.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm becoming a worse and worse person the older I get. How can this be?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

do you even realize what you did right there?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You're becoming worse? I just registered my_penis_will_surprise_you as an email account!

Anyway, I love you Sam.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes of course I do.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, that's only a bad thing if you use it to fool people into thinking that your penis will surprise them. Unelss it actually will surprise them. Or something. I'm all confused.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, truthfully, I don't have a penis of my own (that I didn't buy, and that doesn't really count, does it? nor does it surprise many people, I'm sure), but if I *did* have one, I bet it would surprise everyone! (Even me!)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So yeah, Luna, those painkillers kicked in yet?

Um, I think so.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My_painkillers_will_surprise_me@hotmail.com

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You have a penis that you bought? You mustn't know about dildos

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, duh

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It's more fun to rent them.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Rent dildos? Wouldn't you have to boil them before and after? Imagine your friends coming over, "hey whatcha cookin? - lifting up lid of pot - mmm, dildo soup!"

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey, are those gnocchi-- OH MY GOD!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck would you boil them after? Ain't that the next man's job?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Because... ew.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, no, not dildos, you rent actual fleshy penises. Sometimes you have to rent the entire person they're attached to, alas, but it's worth it.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

My_penis_is_surprisingly_affordable@hotmail.com

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, heavens, not mine in particular. Surely.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't you seen those people walking around with 'Penis For Rent' signs, luna?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently I've been missing a LOT.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread started out so innocently, like a colorful flower in a little girl's hair. And now we've corrupted it, like a rented dildo. I weep for its lost innocence

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Will fuck for food."

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha super x-post!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Some might say "xxx-post".

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha - really, I love you both. Oops, I love you, Chris, I love you. Y'all are perfect.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a rented penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a secret. C'mere...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(I can only wonder what the hell Sarah will think of this in the morning...)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

SURPRISE!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no you don't. I refuse to participate in your twisted 'surprise party'

(xxx post)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine. None for you.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it feel at all weird to you that we're talking about dildos and rented penises (penii?) and Dan isn't here?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't he though. Isn't he?

No, of course he's not. That was stupid of me. Stupid stupid stupid

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if that says more about us or him. Or what we think of him. IT WAS ALL OUT OF LOVE, DAN!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Love for surprising, rented penises!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, yeah, right. That.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned thought it was filth before...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still experiencing Class RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 808 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Oh, I figured "what is your anal cologne?" Now we must find out which it is.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I scared her away...The world may never know

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

She might have suddenly wondered about her OWN anal cologne, and injured something...

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, because I have no need for anal cologne. Sickos.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That ain't what I've heard, doll.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

anal cologne = eau de toilet

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean 'eww de toilet'

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

When I see the stuff the girlfriend uses, I compose an ode to wallet.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That ain't what I've heard, doll.

Conversations you make up in your head don't count. Sorry.

Can we go back to NOT talking about my asshole, please?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think we can, cause when I scrolled up thread, the first thing I saw was blowjob turds.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you want us to talk about your asshole, and we're the sickos?

NB:I am unable to read things that are in all caps.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Try this:

Cut it the fuck out.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"eau de toilet" huh?

*ahem*

eau de toilet/get some smells mo' pleasing to the pallette/
rose like axl writin' love ballads/ready to break out the phallus/
at a moments notice/rock stars ready for bonin' homeless/
supermodels dashing their dreams on terra cotta/
armies lined up ready to defend/but they'll never move just statues/mufuckaz pretend/
colors bend/refraction/watch the screen for the reaction/
just like the coup's getting corporate backing/hackers sittin' there snackin'/
ain't no heat packin'/just makin' they ass fatter eating/got the munchies/
now you're in a crunch/
LIKE WHATEVAH!!!!

― nickalicious + drunkening + mmm nummy urb =... (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Cut your asshole out? I ain't a doctor, but I don't think it's possible to remove a hole. Is that like some Buddhist meditation mantra, a la 'what's the sound of one hand clapping?'

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickels, how long are you gonna be up?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Morning! The only way to remove a hole is to fill it, and oops, I'm VERY surprised that, doctor or no, you haven't been quick to offer *that* service.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 August 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

some things are best left off-board (not like it's stopped me before or anything

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alce.at/dt/efa_dt/fotos/efa_200.jpg

This is a bung dropper. It is possible to remove assholes.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 22 August 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Where oh where has my sweet 'This is the thread where I say (Pt. 2)' gone? It used to be so innocent and precious like that kitten in the Babe Pig in the City asking for another jelly bean... ("I'm hungry. My tummy hurts.")
I'm listening to Pottymouth and not even trying to get any work done. Actually, I did at first but no one was answering their phones so I gave up. Lazy bastards!

Hello daddy. Hello mom. I'm your chc hcchcch chchcherry bomb! hello world I'm your wild girl! I'm your chc hcchcch chchcherry bomb! Cherry bomb! Cherry bomb! cherry bomb! cherry boooooooommmmmmmmmmmb!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, yeah I'm kinda at one of those points with my work where I really am not responsible for not getting stuff done for once, as I'm currently waiting on a variety of things from a variety of folks; signed applications to be sent/faxed back, access to website to be granted, phone call/voice mail returns (or even for someone to ANSWER their phone at the very least!), the scanner to be repaired, for a different website not to be (chronically) down. Sheez. Hm, maybe I could do some filing while I wait on THESE POXY FULES.

I'm also kinda still easing into realizing how much I love the new Ween CD; I'd heard it before, but hadn't actually really LISTENED to it 'til last night. I can't believe these are the same dudes responsible for "Pollo Asado" and "Nan" and shit like that. "if you could save yourself, you'd save us all...is that what you called me for? Is that why you're knocking on my door?" Ah mang I love that songs-giving-you-goosebumps shit!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

This should be interesting. On Wednesday, my friend J asked if I wanted to play bass for one show for the band the he plays drums for occasionally called the Strap-Ons. The show is Friday (today). So he dropped off the cd on Weds. I taught myself 12 songs in one hour. I haven't had time to practice them since, and I don't know if I'll have any time to practice them at all before the show tonight. So that should be fun and new.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick (NA), Do you have the cd with you? Apparently, J doesn't know one of the songs yet and wants to borrow it back BEFORE the show! But, worst case scenario, he can listen to it in our car when he gets there. ha ha
Yeah, nickalicious, I feel like most of my work involves sending out some sort of signal (FAXes, phonecalls, emails) and then waiting and then trying back, then waiting... But at least I get a break in there.

'If you'll be my bride, you can't kiss and ride'

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh living dangerously!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Your right NZA the Ween cd is tight. Transdermal Celebration is my fav. A few friends of mine saw them two weeks ago at the cd release show in NH. I skipped out because it was a school night. Luckily I did because none of them remember getting home. Except the designated driver of course.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem*

This thread started out so innocently, like a colorful flower in a little girl's hair. And now we've corrupted it, like a rented dildo. I weep for its lost innocence
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...) (webmail), July 16th, 2003

and that was Day 1 of this slutty thread

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops, you were such the prophet. I must have subconsciously copycatted you.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Spread the word, my child.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Help, my girlfriend has seen "maybe one or two episodes" of the Brady Bunch, and has never seen the Partridge Family. What the hell is that?

I am unusually scruffy today and I like it. I'm one of those guys who would buy a razor that left a quarter-inch of stubble. I know they make electric razors that do exactly that, but the nearest electrical outlet to my bathroom is thirty feet away (how crazy is that?)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep: I think your post belongs here.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, ;-)

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(xp) Your girlfriend must have grown up in a family like mine--we weren't allowed to watch much TV as kids, so I've ended up horrifically pop-culture-illiterate in some ways.
I've never seen the Partridge Family either.

I'm all annoyed and sad and don't know what the fuck to think of anything today. I should go listen to peanut butter jelly time again for a smile.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But I wasn't being funny!

Julia -- it's not the lack of TV, it's the age thing. She was born in late 1979 and is a late 80s/early 90s kid, whereas I was born in 1975 and grew up around kids much older than me, so I'm essentially a late 70s/mid 80s kid. (I know Bill Bixby from "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"; she vaguely remembers he played the Hulk.

It's mostly odd because she's the youngest person I've dated, both in actual age (I'd never dated anyone under 24 before) and age relative to mine (four years younger). So once in awhile the reminders pop up.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, except for a couple of posts, no one's being funny on that thread, either! It's the wording.
I think I need bacon and lots of it.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, come to Bloomington, you would not believe how many varieties of bacon we have. My current bacon is lightly-smoked sliced pig jowl rimmed with aspic. Salty as fuck, not as sweet as some bacons, barely smoky, goes incredibly well with German mustard.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, it's about a 17 hour drive to Bloomington, so this bacon had better kick my ass!

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

They have red-eye gravy, too, so that oughta push the balance to the side of ass-kicking. No worries.

Bacon + biscuit + red-eye gravy = mmmm.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

thinkin of a master plan...ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

psst...Tep, they have cordless electric razors nowadays. What a country!

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate being a lurker and i wish my name weren't ally.

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I will not believe in such voodoo!
I think I used to know that, actually. I think I used to HAVE one. Weird. Maybe I will live the rest of my life in scruff, then!

allyson, you just posted, so you're not a lurker anymore. Easily done :)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

there is an ally (or two) but there is no allyson. now, for the final test, let's see you italicize up in this bitch

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

italicize this, motherfuckwads. if this doesn't work, may you rot in hell, mr. web

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

omg i html coded and i've had 4 vodka and diet cokes. this is where i say, thank you god, you have shined your light down on me.

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

you sure that was god and not the cops?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 23 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

welcome to the ranks of the recently de-lurked, allyson! also i have smoked and drank everything in the universe tonight and am now going to sleep

― rob geary (rgeary), Saturday, 23 August 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

god, cops, same diff

― rob geary (rgeary), Saturday, 23 August 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"bake 'em away, toys" < /god>

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 23 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hi rob, nice to meet you!

― allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 23 August 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for Allyson! Post more!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, new thread time...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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