Getting Analy Raped By A Bat C/D?

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This one's for you, Mr Noodles.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 4 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Was this the original title of the prison rape thread?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 4 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

How about getting anally raped by a dictionary?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm...Oxford or Meriam-Webster?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, the misspelling is per what I'm quoting.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 4 August 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you quoting?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is so pre-school.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

No it isn't!
*pukes and pees on self*

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The sad thing is I know sooner or later, someone from my old university is going to google this thread looking for the story about The C4rmines/H0rsef4ce.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you quoting?

Lacerations - C/D?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 4 August 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Orbit, I can't spell worth shit. Reading code, talking on the phone and listening to the Cowboy Junkies wasn't helping.
But on the upside mods can now edit thread titles again.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in the bookstore tonight and some guy called my attention to something lying on one of the shelves. It was a dead bat. How it got there, I don't even want to know.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~courtpan/image/jpeg/bat2.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You're right - here's the real perp:
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~ah235/bat.gif

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

that bat grim kim posted looks an awful lot like Blowfly ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

to wit ...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd600/d618/d618256v5j6.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 4 August 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting anally raped with a baseball bat = pretty much dud (unless it's properly lubed)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My aquaintance P4ul aka "Broomhandle" to thread!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.granbyhs.com/pe/images/cricket%20bat.gif

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night on The Osbournes, I saw a dog anally raping a cat. I was helpless to do anything but look on despairingly (and continue eating my chow mein).

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit people, it's not rape, it's "Surprise Sex"!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know you were on The Osbournes, Lara. But now I know you are, it makes perfect sense.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow thats funny Kingfish.
So stalking is pro bono and if their lucky its followed by surprise sex.
Brilliant!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, what else do you think the internet is FOR, aside for things like this?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't confuse the web for the internet.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

howzabout AOL? can i confuse THAT with the internet?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if your want to be an AOL user.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Compuserve?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm so disappointed that there's so little love in ILX's collective heart for Blowfly

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

― amon (eman), Monday, 28 March 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/TVguide/guide-batman.JPG

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Monday, 28 March 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.evilmonkey.tv/downloads/godsniper.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 28 March 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

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