Which is the best dinosaur?

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This has actually been answered, on Just Ask Jel!!

but i am throwing it open to dissenters and general rabble

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chatham-nj.org/coin/dinopict/ank1.gif

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The magpie.

nestmanso (nestmanso), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith Richards

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't find a good image of him, but it's clearly CHEESASAURUS!

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

or truckasaurus

Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Tyrannosaurus Sex, duh.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

outofocusaurus:

http://www.dinosaurcollector.150m.com/News_files/coelo.jpg

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Veloci-Ragget

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

pardon me, Veloci-Raggett

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Park/2070/psaurrex.jpg

oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Triceratops is never far from my heart. I am a hopeless fan. Not only does it have the three most excellent horns ever, but it has the cutest little beak and chubby legs.

Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's extinct!

nestmanso (nestmanso), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

any and all extinct dinosaurs will not be considered for the prize of best dinosaur

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mondomatica.it/images/commodore.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

any and all extinct dinosaurs will not be considered for the prize of best dinosaur

Then I vote Keith Richards, too

luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I was looking for a velociraptor to photoshop Ned's head onto when I found this little guy -- he doesn't even need photoshopping!

http://www.dinosauria.com/gallery/chris/thumbs/velociraptor.jpg
The Velociraggett says: "*flounce*"

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck your 90's style dot com spielberg pack-hunting birdlike velociraptor. T REX T REX (which was a scavenger anyway).

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the 'best' condition based on who would win in a fight? If so, I think Truckasaurus could demolish all of these opponents. Especially Keith Richards.

Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"best" is based on qualities of manifest superiority by virtue of greater excellence etc

mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

mark s's cure drawing is OTM. Ankylosaurus forever!

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a drawing of the Cure? Where is Robert Smith's lipstick?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Diplodocus. Because the moment, as a kid, when you stop saying dip-lo-DOH-cus and start saying dip-LAW-do-cus feels like the invention of poetry.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Diplodocus is the one that breathed through the top of its head, yes? Still, triceratops *are* the winners.

Leee (Leee), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"tyrranosaurus rex, the eater of cars."

i always dug archaeopteryx.

The Lady Ms Dogshit (lucylurex), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

fuckasaurus dix

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'Calvinosaurus,' of course

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://dinosauricon.com/sils/carnosauria.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

brontosaurus. i thought it even before i checked jel's answer, but he is right, it is definitely the brontosaurus

minna (minna), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ultrasaurus: it's the biggest dinosaur EVAH but they've only found a few bones and they don't even know if it really exists or not!

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/ugifs/Ultrasaurosbig2_bw.GIF

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 August 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the body-language of the "adult human to scale" is clearly saying "hurry up dad this is so lame"

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 16 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Velociraggett says: "*flounce*"

Naturellement.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

surely the cutest
is that adorable lad
dinosaur jr.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't brontosaurus the one that doesn't actually exist? Or was renamed apatosaurus (and was described somewhat differently) or something?

Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

says mike taylor:

Question
Why is ``Brontosaurus'' now called Apatosaurus?

Answer
Brontosaurus excelsus was named in 1879 by Marsh, based on a rather good specimen. Unfortunately, two years earlier he'd named some much scrappier remains with the rather less resonant name Apatosaurus ajax.

In 1903, Elmer Riggs' re-examination of Marsh's specimens led him to conclude that they represented the same genus (although see below), meaning that the names were synonyms. In such cases, the ICZN (International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature, see www.iczn.org) mandates that the oldest name has priority - which means that the rather dull Apatosaurus (``deceptive lizard'') wins out over the much more resonant ``Brontosaurus'' (``thunder lizard'').

So why does the world still talk about ``Brontosaurus'' all the time? The paper in which Riggs established the synonymy was published in the Geological Series of the Field Columbian Museum - a relatively obscure journal, so the findings were not as widely known as they should have been. Also, the sexier invalid name received a lot of public exposure from non-scientific sources: for example, the Sinclair oil company used a ``Brontosaurus'' as its logo for many years. (Rather inappropriately, as it turns out, since oil is formed from plant matter, not animals. Never mind.)

So the world continued and continues to use ``Brontosaurus''; but Apatosaurus should be used in all serious writing.

I said that Riggs established that Apatosaurus and ``Brontosaurus'' were from the same genus. But the two Marsh specimens are still considered to represent separate species: the older specimen is Apatosaurus ajax and the newer Apatosaurus (nee ``Brontosaurus'') excelsus. However, since it's always a judgement call whether any species belong in the same genus (see ``When is a new dinosaur erected as a new species or genus?'' ), there are palaeontologists - notably Robert Bakker - who feel that the two species are sufficiently distinct that excelsus merits a separate genus. Under this scheme, the old genus name is still perfectly good, so Bakker still uses the formal name Brontosaurus excelsus (but never Brontosaurus ajax.)

[Then he explains why Dimetrodon shd really be referred to be its older, better, unpoiled name: viz "Detroit Techno"]

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

[weird google fact: 90% of the sites that come up when you look for "brontosaurus" are czech]

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps it's the Czech word for lesbian.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

worst thing I've said here:
no martin that word would be
"navratilova"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 16 August 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...
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bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

boskosaurus sucks.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 14 June 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I always kinda had a positive inclination toward the Iguanodon probably because it was a new find in the natural history museum when I was about 7, they only had it's big hitch hiking thumb at the time.

Brontosauraus is still a favourite though, and the Dinobots.

Here is my only dinosaur painting:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/dinosaur.jpg

jel --, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I was always partial to the Triceratops myself.

Sara R-C, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

that painting looks like the best dinosaur

gabbneb, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

ANKLYOSAURUS MOTHERFUCKERS

David R., Friday, 6 July 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

I have a new favorite dinosaur...EPIDENDROSAURUS!

newly discovered millions of years old snapshots:

http://www.dinosaurus.net/pics/scansoriopteryx_boom.jpg

...so that's not the best illustration. This month's National Geographic makes it look absolutely terrifying, with jagged teeth and strange man arms, all at about the size of a sparrow. Picture that thing snapping at the back of your ankles.

Check this link out, and click on the 4th image from the right. I'd link to it here but it's Flash.

Z S, Thursday, 22 November 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44252000/gif/_44252282_scorpion203x333.gif

DG, Thursday, 22 November 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/Animated_GIF/Dinosaur/Tyrannosaurusrex-Dino-animated.gif

bell_labs, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/Animated_GIF/Dinosaur/Tyranosaurus2.gif

bell_labs, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.arts-letters.com/dino/images/animated_jaw.gif

bell_labs, Thursday, 22 November 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

Deinonychus

latebloomer, Thursday, 22 November 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

A: the one i'm riding

gbx, Thursday, 22 November 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

gotta give it up for Predator X, who has the best dinosaur name and it also fucking massive

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Monday, 6 April 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

technically a pliosaur (marine reptile) not a dino but still pretty badass

A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article6544701.ece

Death of a Pitchman (latebloomer), Monday, 29 June 2009 07:14 (sixteen years ago)

I think Times' encouragement of the 'thinosaur' ideal killed them all with mass body-dimorphism issues.

baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49209000/gif/_49209044_dino.gif

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11390944

Haircut and eyebrows = A+

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

Larry King is a pretty cool dinosaur.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I thought about dinosaur sex the other day and I was like woah, I can't believe I never thought of dinosaur sex before. It's gotta look funny for the quadrapeds

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

Every new generation acts like it invented dinosaur sex.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

but the old generation never told me about it!
wait, we are the same age abbbottt (unless you aren't abbott)

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

That new dinosaur is excellent. It reminds me of Milhouse.

P.S. the answer is stegosaurus.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

I've checked this out, and apparently the best dinosaur is the triceratops

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

the best dinosaur is all the dinosaurs

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

Tyrannosaurus Rex, the Eater Of Cars.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

cars weren't invented until the egyptians u oaf honestly

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Who's the guy who looks kind of like an armadillo but with a huge fuck-off spiky tail?

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

.....

bowser?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

ankylosaur xp

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

what failure artist depictions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elasmosaurus

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

I kjust watched Dinosaur Island on streaming Netflix - wow - USA UP all night!

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

not suitable for that other thread because there are no meteors, but I like Charles R. Knight's dinosaur pictures. his dinosaurs always look very good-natured and friendly. some of them seem vaguely coquettish

http://afflictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/both-the-styracosaurus-right-charles-r-knight.jpg

https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12252160_f1024.jpg

http://www.charlesrknight.com/Gallery/Knight/Prehistoric/AMNH/Leaping_Laelops.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QhwdVl5NzxA/UUPk2DFOOcI/AAAAAAAAI-o/TASuT89_9KI/s640/agathaumas.jpg

soref, Sunday, 21 May 2017 08:50 (eight years ago)

Ah yeah these ones

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 21 May 2017 09:16 (eight years ago)

lol that i also started this thread

mark s, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

are those t-rexes or whatever having a ticklefight

j., Sunday, 21 May 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

contrarian take: every dinosaur on this thread is a t-rex

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 May 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

and don't go citing science or whatever to try to take me down, unless you're willing to admit that scientists take money and lie in order for power and influence

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 May 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

The idea of the carboniferous era giant insects and the giganto scorpion-like eurypterids have always scared the shit out of me. I wasn't scared of a T Rex until adulthood when some tv presenter said "try to imagine the T Rex as a giant chicken, it would have moved in a similar manner" or words to that effect!

calzino, Sunday, 21 May 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

Yeah, turning their heads quizzically from side to side like birds do with crumbs except we're the crumbs

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 21 May 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

http://www.1art1.de/images/imagexl/d/d84520.jpg

does anyone know what that two-horned grey thing on the bottom right is? is it a legit dinosaur or just something that the artist has made up?

<3 the haughty Triceratops

soref, Sunday, 21 May 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

I don't think it'd a dinosaur, it's a prehistoric rhino, like a Paraceratherium or something

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 21 May 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

https://www.earthtouchnews.com/natural-world/evolution/heres-a-line-up-of-prehistoric-beasts-from-the-rhino-family-tree/

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 21 May 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Duria_Antiquior_Scharf.jpg

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)

in this one they have set aside their differences to snack on some other nearby species

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/00824d9c3ad341a1bbc2aeee61484d6e/ichthyosaurus-pterodactylus-plesiosaurus-dtgbm3.jpg

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)

There's something special about them two - something about the eyes imo. And the way that for a while the popular image seems to have been all about the sea with monsters in it?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

I wasn't scared of a T Rex until adulthood when some tv presenter said "try to imagine the T Rex as a giant chicken, it would have moved in a similar manner" or words to that effect!

― calzino, Sunday, May 21, 2017 8:18 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dinosaur-Cock.jpg

soref, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

In my house the best-loved dinosaur _books_ are the Jane Yolen / Mark Teague "How Do Dinosaurs..." series.

The art is quite charming, they always tell you somewhere what species is being depicted, and they're usually lesser-known species with vibrant colors and/or feathers. But their true glory is in the _very_ proper meter and rhyme of the text, which is rare in children's picture books.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u3erwrZ9yp0/TD9vGUGm0-I/AAAAAAAAAjA/jrqhzw2ePFY/s1600/spred_getwell.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LbC8BGnRKCQ/hqdefault.jpg

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 May 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

The Bestasaurus

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

wonderfully bizarre old Voice piece I think about much too often: "Favorite Dinosaurs of the Mets" pic.twitter.com/x1rZlAon4T

— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) May 23, 2017

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

It was discovered in the 24th century that a population of hadrosaur had survived the extinction event by living on an isolated continent, which was later destroyed by geological processes. Over the centuries, they evolved into a sentient space-faring saurian species, the Voth, and departed Earth for the Delta Quadrant.

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:44 (seven years ago)

five years pass...

I have an excellent new candidate, found by an 11-year-old.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 17:49 (one year ago)

this is a good story but i am suspicious abt the authenticity of the 11-yr-old's closing quote

mark s, Friday, 19 April 2024 17:53 (one year ago)

Said 11 year old is now a 15 year old, you ageist.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 18:16 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Evidence of massive dinosaur mating ritual uncovered in Colorado
https://www.science.org/content/article/evidence-massive-dinosaur-mating-ritual-uncovered-colorado

(really though, a dinosaur astronomer spotted the incoming asteroid and after a time of disbelief once the realization settled in they just got down to it)

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 03:53 (eight months ago)

i don't even want to know how many online fics have "lekking" as a content tag

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 14:24 (eight months ago)

The Joy of Leks

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 15:29 (eight months ago)

Dimetredon is the first dinosaur i ever learned about due to a tessellated card that came free in a box of cereal when I was four years old.

Years later, I find out dimetredon wasn't even an actual dinosaur, but a mammal-like precursor to the dinosaurs. Like, how is that possible?

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Thursday, 19 June 2025 01:33 (eight months ago)

Murph. obveesly.
though Spencer Dryden and John Cipollina had their moments but were better in their heyday.

Stevo, Thursday, 19 June 2025 08:15 (eight months ago)


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