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DO IT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

we actually deserve it, y'know?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem*
http://mitglied.lycos.de/orlandofan/img/startsite.jpg

HOTT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I was having a borderline-inappropriate discussion of the Matrix Twinz this morning at work... The one twin's an award-winning silversmith, the other makes/designs ornate furniture, they both know fabulous kung fu, and they're purty. All they need is a beer commercial (or, for me, an iced tea commercial). HOTT!! and I have no info on SMARTT!! but surely TALENTED!!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That dude's posture is all wrong, he'll have a bad back in old age.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see that guy mow my lawn, if you know what I mean...

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://galeon.hispavista.com/wilah/img/seann%20william%20scott%20y%20ashton%20kutcher.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

AND THEN THEY FAG UP!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy/ted_bio_pic.jpg

haha I can only objectify the unobtainable!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, surely you can find a good Merlot nearby.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was watching the first episode of that with a friend and I was like, "that cooking guy seems pretty cool."
and she was like, "that's just cuz he reminds you of you, except you're not gay...are you?"

So, Teeny, objectify me.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/christianbale.jpg

Look at those gorgeous eyes, the beautiful face, those lips, that neck....

Yum? Yum!

Boys, you have thirty days to measure up to this. *laughs*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meredy.com/pn.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://depts.gallaudet.edu/biology/about_the_faculty/images/denzel_washington.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jefflangonline.com/peck/contact/contact.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

let's see...gay, married, dead...did I leave anything out?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~geoffcusworth/jonny031.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

English! of course!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This is kinda part of the problem dudes, joke or not, you know it's not possible to equalise just like this? It's like when Australia equalised the rape law to accomodate male rape: it didn't really strike at the practical reality of the statistics & circumstances of rape.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mistymills.com/pc/labyrinth/jareth.jpg
David Bowie made me understand the Kinsey scale.

http://web.tiscali.it/silviabrad/images/glorydays.JPG
My middle name is taken from Brad Pitt's character in Glory Days.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm probably misreading / unnecessarily tetchy tonight (I must be, I normally stay out of sexual politics commentary)).

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

let's see...gay, married, dead...did I leave anything out?

I'll contribute "in a relationship" here:

http://www.karenmasonblair.com/images/lthumbs/nick_rhodes.jpg

He's too cool for you and me. *sighs* It's been a long, silly road, but damn I still have a soft spot in my heart for this guy.

p.s.: The first guy I posted is married, so um, aren't you going to tell me to join any clubs or anything?

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and j.lu, who's Mr. Pouty, hm? *low growl*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody w/DSL go find the frontal of Momus! (just remember don't love him for his lips)

― jameslucasakarroland (jameslucasakarroland), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/sealab/tomluke.jpg

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

probably a topic for another thread, but couldn't this be one of the strokes?:

img src="http://www.billyjoel.com/gfx/photos/05.jpg">

― dan (dan), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0325980/04_6520.jpg

Ayyy Papi...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue to thread.

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~ajjsart/nero.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/lynne.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000C52F5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.francevision.com/nsltr/vf14/serge09.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 29 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead). What a striking combination of a "masculine" jaw and delicate, almost feminine features.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I object!

― Men (Chris Piuma), Friday, 29 August 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I meant:

I, object!

― Men (Chris Piuma), Friday, 29 August 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockkansas.com/news/images/helioscreed.jpg

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 29 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm...big gay Danish walruses...yum...

http://www.juniorsenior.com/photoalbum/72/978.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 29 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, come on! Doesn't he have the most kissable face?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 29 August 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jazzprofessional.com/images/DudleyMoore.JPG

― Mandee, Friday, 29 August 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure if this counts, but I use my catatonic uncle for a lamp stand.

― Aimless, Friday, 29 August 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, come on! Doesn't he have the most kissable face?

Daddino, you're deliberately trying to provoke me!

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 29 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Aimless, this Bud's for you! Good one, wo/mang!

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 29 August 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, now demean the men.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ok. um. "make me some coffee!"

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"toots"

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

life debases me enough.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Should we have a poll to identify the hottest ILX male?

If yes, I nominate Chris B.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

salivate good times, c'mon!

http://www.photofeaturesint.com/b02003c.jpg

its a salivation!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't see any demeaning going on in this piece!

i'm thoroughly disappointed in all of you.

...i may weep.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

boy, I'll bet that kingfish is a great piece of ass.. pretty little empty headed thing! c'mere and give mama some sugar...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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Hey hey hey... No one's allowed to objectify J*nny Gr**n**d except for me...

I saw him this last weekend and had a lovely conversation.

Unfortunately I was drunk and I can't remember it.

Yay for alcohol!

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

don't pretend you don't like it... I can see it in the way you wiggle your butt, sassy.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for alcohol!

that's a good idea -- maybe if i had a drink, i wouldn't mind the constant harassment so much.

or the leers.

or the catcalls.

or the pawing hands.

oh, Luna, you're offering me a drink? well, thank you, thank you very much.

*sip*

say, what's this small white thing fizzing in here...?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

kingfish=oops?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

nope, i'm taller.

with a sexier ass, apparently.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

=nickalicious?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

christ, I'm not completely predictable, you know

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

christ, I'm not completely predictable, you know

oh, i know what you're thinking when you look at me.

and no, RJG, i wear glasses.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/heatherj/galepeter3.jpg

yummmmm

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i've always wanted to wear school girl knickers and now finallly I can. objectify away!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hooray.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

For a second I thought you had some photos and I was all how did they get out.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/leonardwj.jpg

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But then he turned into this!

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/leonardold.jpg

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, strait out of the POO: Star Trek Babe thread check out Marina Sirtis:

http://www.marinasirtis.tv/gallery/personal/images/11.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey hey hey... No one's allowed to objectify J*nny Gr**n**d except for me...

I said or thought nothing specific about objectification. Maybe just thoughts of snatching him away and putting him in my cupboard where I can feed him and occasionally take him out for walks and such. ;)

I saw him this last weekend and had a lovely conversation.

Hurrah! Did you grope hi-- I mean, ask him any particularly enlightening questions?

Unfortunately I was drunk and I can't remember it.

Aw, phooey.

Yay for alcohol!

[Aside: Ok, this is sad. You're younger than me, but can actually handle/tolerate grown-up drinks more than I can. WTF? *flogs self*]

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.joannou.net/petullant/Renfro.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the hottest little white box with the little red x in the middle I've ever seen, Phil. Wow. (*laughs and winks*)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

oops. i try again:

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/bradrenfro_ghostworld_redvest.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, look at that cute little boy. Wow, is he about 13 there? (Mind you, in the photos I've seen of you, Phil, you look really young as well, so hey, applause galore.)

Oh dude, totally forgot to respond to this:

Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead). What a striking combination of a "masculine" jaw and delicate, almost feminine features.

j.lu, you're totally and completely OTM here. I suppose I have a special weakness for that sort of combination. Look at the Christian Bale picture I posted, for example. Yeah, pretty boys are yummy.

But wow, now I have even more of an incentive to check out Radiohead even more. (To the possible consternation of dear Melissa, here. Don't worry though, dear.)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Brad Renfr* from Ghost World... you know, josh! [and hes 21, thankyouverymuch]

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah! Did you grope hi-- I mean, ask him any particularly enlightening questions?

I'm really trying to remember what we talked about... We didn't talk long, at any rate. Only a few minutes before the hordes descended with their sharpies and Radiohead posters and he made a quick getaway. He's so very nice in person though. Always smiling, and his voice is lovely and soft and ever-so-slightly sibilant.

Unfortunately I was drunk and I can't remember it.

Aw, phooey.

Yay for alcohol!

[Aside: Ok, this is sad. You're younger than me, but can actually handle/tolerate grown-up drinks more than I can. WTF? *flogs self*]
The beer was free, no questions were asked... I don't drink often, and I appear to be a lightweight because it doesn't take much to make me *sound* drunk, but I can drink anyone under the table.

j.lu, you're totally and completely OTM here. I suppose I have a special weakness for that sort of combination. Look at the Christian Bale picture I posted, for example. Yeah, pretty boys are yummy.

But wow, now I have even more of an incentive to check out Radiohead even more. (To the possible consternation of dear Melissa, here. Don't worry though, dear.)

Jonny does have lovely bone structure, but you might find his teeth frightening. I find them endearing, but they jut out of his face nearly perpendicularly.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is hilarious.

http://www.win-football.de/bilder/brady-tom.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 30 August 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Is no one going to pick on me for taking my middle name from a Brad Pitt character on a long-since-cancelled Fox show? I have misjudged ILE.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 30 August 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if I should use this thread to post the rather frightening Jude Law/Jonny Greenwood hybrid picture.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe what I posted here.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.snoopygift.com/housewares/2022.jpg

― kephm, Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Melissa! Why are you objectifying Squiggy?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/jophoenix.jpg

lick me, plz.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thebigt.com/verizon.jpg

hey big boy. whatchoo' doin' later.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jimbenton.com/biggiantladiesstuff/biggiantladiesimages/bgl_werewolf%20vamp.gif

― kephm, Saturday, 30 August 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/cricket/news/2002/02/05/triseries_preview_ap/t1_vettori_ap.jpg http://www.rediff.com/cricket/2002/sep/23vet.jpg http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageView/0,,1786719,00.jpeg

so... you come here often? what's your sign? can i buy you a drink? hey! where are you going? bitch.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.ivillage.com/womn/photos/jcasablancas_200.jpg

OMG julian. you are so SMARTT!

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 30 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Melissa the photo you posted of Leonard Whiting has crushed me. Seeing Romeo and Juliet as a lad was a defining moment in my developement; wow was he cute. That angelic face, that floppy hair. I cannot believe how awful he looks now.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 30 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha kate to thread!!

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This is Jude Greenwood:

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/judegreenwood2.jpg

There used to be a really cool site where you could morph two pictures into one... Doesn't exist anymore, though. Wish I could find another one. Hours of fun.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Melissa, I applaud your taste in males and male photos. *low growl*

God, I think I must have a Brit male thing or something. At least in terms of celeb crush figures and all.

Oh! Totally forgot THIS "unavailable figure":

http://www.michaelruge.de/pics/michael.jpg

*sighs* My lovely Michael Hutchence. You had a beautiful voice, a beautiful face, a beautiful corpus, a beautiful spirit. You'll be missed.

http://www.hotshotdigital.com/WellAlwaysRemember.4/MichaelHutchence.Images/mike1.jpg

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

romeo's got nothing on david hemmings....

http://freespace.virgin.net/david.walker15/blowvid.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/spy_game/david_hemmings/spypre3.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020709/sp2.jpg

― ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i get it HAHA.
where were we, oh yes. the strokes lez up.

http://www.geocities.com/somauhhuh/Strokes124.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Sunday, 31 August 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/jonnyamazing2.jpg

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 31 August 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

jeezus, david hemmings is a fuckin' Mentat now.

and his lips aren't even stained yet!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bet.com/images/bigbarker/dennis_haysbert_24.jpg

please be my bed president.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not his real head!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"bed president"!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs3/bam-4.jpg

You! Park that skateboard beneath my bed, now! And don't talk! Just get undressed. Thanks.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nmyork.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/televisionfoot/Pictures/colin.jpg
OMG GREENWOOD BROTHERS ALL FAG UP!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

They call them the Greenwood sisters (I'm not kidding).

But actually it's Colin and Thom that used to, uh, fag up.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

wow! thanks Mel, I'm definitely having good dreams tonight!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. Glad to be of service. ;-P

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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