Reasons Why You Shouldn't Go On The Internet While Drunk

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"Im flabbergasted that The Darkness didn't win. They've put the fun & pop back into rock. But the best album of the year wasnt even nominated Girls Aloud should've won it. An album thats reinvigorated pop music. The Mercury Music Prize is elitist and doesn't represent what the people thinks, the TRUE music fans/buyers.
Thomas Ewing, England "

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(I have a suspicion that the all-night EasyEverything in the region of the Spanish Bar may well hold the key to this riddle.)
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), September 10th, 2003.

― Dennis The Menace, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:57 (twenty-three years ago)

But Tom didn't go to Spain. And it isn't all night any more. And Tom disagrees with this (cos I was saying a similar thing and he argued with me).

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm drunk.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, all I did when I got home was write an excitable email to Geeta about the Science Blog and post a latin tag on the Dizzee thread - it is a shocking smear campaign from some ILX gremlin. Next thing you know I'll be being mailbombed with gay sex porn spam.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, no fair, how come the rest of us get all the gay sex NUDE Brittany porn and you don't.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I get the nude Normandy porn Pete.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

< /smart and smug>

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

but pete was referring to brittany murphy, tom

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom, you are no longer my hero. (I'm still calling you "Thomas" for the rest of the day, though.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I tried my darndest to go on the internet while drunk last night in a trendy winebar in Shoreditch, but the internet just wsn't having it. :-(

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

A friend of mine went on Ebay drunk, once, and ended up spending £100 on a signed Ken Dodd ticklestick.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

kate!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

You shouldn't go on the internet when drunk because then the next day the hangover is compounded by the awful knowledge that doing awful things when drunk now = 'being at home and typing badly into a computer'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

N. miserably OTM.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to say cos you might talk to someone but N pretty much nails it.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ha I was so wasted last night, I totally spammed the Pitchfork message boards! Hey, where are you going?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I got drunk and smashed up my blog

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Reason # 1 why I shouldn't go on the internet drunk. (see most recent entry)

(well timed x-post)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i wrote "Big Baby Jesus I can't wait nigga fuck that i can't wait" on here, like 500x one night.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

It's always difficult to type for one, but mostly just because you'll tell everyone you're naked & horny. (unless, of course, you're Kate sitting in shoreditch, where I suspect that neither being naked or horny is desirable! ;-) )

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Nonsense!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Kingfish! You have lived my dream!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

OK apart form Sarah & Nick's cute drunken thread, but hey, I am so sure that was a one off. You two can do that sort of thing!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

should this be a new thread? what's your best drunken ILX post?

here's one of mine

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

It might be somewhere on this thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably this:

Now Sarah is watching queereyefor a straight guy and she said to say that the fashion guy (carter? or the blonde guy?) looks like crispin glover but meow fuck that. Anthonydude dont' worry I don't mean anyting by anything. But hey, remember the 80's? And remember when they wouldn't play anything but shit on the fourth of july at the port?That was the happiest day of my life. Just kidding.
I quote: "Ant NYC is the bomb." I wish I was an ant in NYC, living on the spent seed of the masses in the cracks of time square, the pretzels of tourists at the STATUE OF LIBERTY (AAAH!). Both of my eyes won't focus at once. d
-- NA (emmaa...), July 30th, 2003 9:07 PM.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Both of my eyes won't focus at once.

okay, i've had that happen.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i am beginning to fin dout! hic!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

ned's cutness [not a typo]

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Reason #1000: To avoid bitchslaps from irate ILX crew about those rude comments made about their mamas.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.rockstore.net/finallogo.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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