who's the most annoying person ever?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

...well, besides me, obviously.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it?...
http://www.kepplerassociates.com/images/simmons.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you fucking answered your own question! that drives me up the fucking goddamn wall-fucking wall!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lynnguppy.com/carrottop.jpg
Gives him a run for his money.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

calum

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/portuguese/images/021023_eubank150.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That said tho, I am strangely intrigued by the 'At home with the Eubanks' prog.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What IS that thing Noodles posted?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Custos

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

1800 CALL ATT ring a bell?
(I may have the thing wrong)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No bells rung there I'm afraid.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.schwartzcenter.com/gottfried/eGilbertheadshot.jpg
Would be a contender but he somehow makes me laugh. Specially his great role as Patrick Swayze in Clerks.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

A world without Carrottop, sigh.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Bobby Brown?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Gilbert Gottfried or Eubank?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit I knew someone would've already said carrot top. ::pout::

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

robbie williams

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bradmj.demon.co.uk/mariah-carey/images/mariah03.jpg
Wear a bra godamnit!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Canadian Winner:
http://www.ottawaforum.org/forum/pix/jrsaul.jpg
He's like an arrogant, pompous version of this wonderful man
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2002-05-23/stage_comedyfeature-1.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That's possibly the least annoying picture of Mariah ever, although to be fair few pictures could match this one for sheer head-shaking irritability:

http://www.audiorevolution.com/gifs/albums/glitter.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Littlejohn gets my vote:
http://skynewstribute.co.uk/idents/littlejohn/28.jpg
everytime he talks i want to slap his big saggy face

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like he just ate someone else's lunch.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 September 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i like richard simmons, gilbert gottfried, and carrot top.

michael moore is probably the most irritating person in the world at the moment.

― dan (dan), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hitler.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

why michael moore?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not Hitler?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Urkel?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

no one named me

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"oooh, stop it hitler - that's so annoying..."
i think this may qualify as being a mild understatement

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

tears before sundown etc. etc.

(crush of shame: mariah v. emma b fite)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you kill me now?
http://www.thebigt.com/verizon.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean how would you like to be the schmuck at the other end of that phone. Having this asshole call you every two feet to ask you if you can hear him. "No I can't fuckface! Stop calling me."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Eubank rules, and in no shape or form should be mentioned on this thread.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

From who's the most annoying person ever?

Hitler.

-- NA (emmaa...), September 11th, 2003. (later) (link)

[...]

"oooh, stop it hitler - that's so annoying..."
i think this may qualify as being a mild understatement

-- Dave Stelfox (destelfo...), September 11th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, shit. I am now the most annoying person ever.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dan, wrong thread!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.orsiitaliani.com/durstdc3.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He's been hitting the donuts again.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you kill me now?

Hey! That's my #1 crush you're talking about.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ewwww. fred. EWWWWW!
but i'd have to agree with carrot top. although given the press that new nick-jessica newlywed show is getting, i think you'll see a lot more of her around here.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

If I run over Fred Durst with my tractor, would that be wrong?

XTina allows the hell outta me too: she is trying so hard to be original, she's lame.

Aw, shit. I am now the most annoying person ever.

Master Perry vs. me in "Annoying Beat-down 4", place your bets...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Gilbert Godfrey

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Kirstie Alley. She annoys me so much that I don't care if I spelled her name incorrectly.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you spell her name "C-O-K-E-D-O-U-T F-I-E-N-D-W-O-M-A-N".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.virtualvoyage.com/crew/2002/oreilly.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Love my swagger and my receding hairline. Come on, you know you do. Rowr...."

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images/timmysessionsept20021a.jpg

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Chriddof wins!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I am endlessly surprised I wasn't mentioned at all in this thread.

(Please don't all rush now to mention me now, btw. Lest I end up deeply embarrassed and sob muchly and end up digging a hole in the backyard and tucking myself in said hole for many, many years.)

I'm totally with Mr Noodles here, btw.

And no, no residents of the ILXiverse should fit into this thread, damn it.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Few people irritate me as much as this man:
http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/bil_maher.jpg

Even on the rare occasion that he's making a valid point, the urge to kick him in the nuts is very, very correct.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 75 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

(for those who don't get CNN that's tucker carlson, host of 'crossfire' and a real prat)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

rob OTM

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Here is a strange and true thing. I saw T Robinson on *Steel City* the other night: he responded to someone and said something in a certain way, and I thought: whom is that like?

And the answer was -- MARK SINKER!!

― the blissfox, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha! Was that the bit where he and ... er ... Mick, I think? Were going on about how he usually hates industrial archeology, but the people on the Sheffield dig were so very nice, and he was enjoying it for a change, and Mick got all excited asking "so what do you think of industrial archeology now then?" and he just sputtered "I still think it's boring as f*ck!" (Well, not in those words, anyway, but the way that he sputtered it was utterly classic.)

― Psycho Kate (kate), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it was that bit, precisely.

― the blissfox, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Fucking Winner. Come here you smug annoying fanny, I'd like to ram my fist far into your spongey face.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Calm down, dear.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaargh!

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Norman fucking St John Stevas, Lord St John of Fawning

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.online.no/~knhongro/Geir/geir.jpg

― Eduard Nunn, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

People who wear bow ties outside of weddings deserve to be shot. That is the height of obnoxiousness to me.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that Melissa Joan Hart up there? God, I love Melissa Joan Hart.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, the correct answer is the rather large woman who "reviews" film releases on the news on one of the Bay Area channels, I can't remember which. Science couldn't engineer a more annoying person.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

bill o'reilly maybe

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Blackwood. Or Tim Westwood. (though neither come close to my all-consuming hatred for the vapid fuckwit that is Kate Lawler)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Littlejohn owns this thread.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

People who wear bow ties outside of weddings deserve to be shot. That is the height of obnoxiousness to me.

Every classical performer on Earth lines up to kick you in the crotch.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

There's nothing classical about that.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

@d@m that's Jan Wahl and yes she's satanically horrible. Even some of the KRON staff make fun of her on the air (e.g. Gary Radnich).

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

AAARGH THINKING ABOUT HER, LIKE THE TIME SHE AUDIDITIONED ON EBERT'S SHOW, IS SENDING ME INTO A DEATH SPIRAL.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

YES YES THAT'S HER OH MY GOD!!!!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I watch a lot of KRON news.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Pam Moore's kind of hot, so I don't blame you.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

why do you hate me so?
http://www.richmondermet.org/reaf10.1/WebPhotoGallery/Summer02Photos/images/p-JanWahl.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Her argument with Quentin Tarantino was classic.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_2003_photos/andy_dick/sundance.jpg

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vegas.com/shows/millerd.jpg
http://edition.cnn.com/2000/US/04/30/correspondents.dinner/link.leno.jpg

I like Tucker Carlson. He'll say anything, just about, as I discovered reading this interview he gave to Elle last month..

― daria g (daria g), Thursday, 25 March 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i love bow ties! i wish i had more opportunity to wear them

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 March 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

AND ONLY THEM

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have missed him upthread, but I would like to add Dennis Rodman to this list of lovelies.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim Allen

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And everyone hating on John Ralston Saul is crazy. The Canadian winner, is, without a doubt, MIKE BULLARD.

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Linda Barker.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

LINDA. F#CKING. BARKER.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Every classical performer on Earth lines up to kick you in the crotch."

they can take turns shooting my balls with a sling shot for all i care, i'll still hate bow ties. admittedly it's not a rational hate. i also hate the sight of people smoking pipes. my dad smokes a pipe. so i'm predjudiced. i'm "tie-ist". and "pipist".

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, Linda Barker. Sinally congested siren of the North. *snip snip*

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My ObGyn wears a bowtie so he doesn't get it stuck in embarrassing places while he's doing his job. I think he can be excused, right? My vote is for Jan Wahl, KRON hat lady.

― Tess, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My ObGyn wears a bowtie so he doesn't get it stuck in embarrassing places while he's doing his job.

I'm not sure he's doing it right.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

All the women from that friggin coronation street programme! Especially cilla and liz mcdonald! I want to smash their faces right in (with a double decker bus).

― nicnac, Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pinupgolf.com/image/rayramano.jpg

Let's play golf with my crrrrAZY family.

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to give Ann Coulter a Jersey Turnpike.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What's thaT???

― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I give. What's a Jersey Trunpike? If it sucks, then definitely Ann Coulter should have one.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And I hope she eats lots of peanuts.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Give her a couple of them, in that case.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven years pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45205000/jpg/_45205704_e601c6ae-28d4-457b-b552-01c4683f2be2.jpg

― holger sharkey (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:18 (ten years ago)

that tie just by itself is extremely annoying

― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)

It might be Jessie J.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

The Donald

― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

Rodney dangerfield

― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.