Insults invented by ILX

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I kick this one off with the following unbeatable insult:

"You, sir, are a minor indie celebrity".

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"ass cabinet"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"ganknanker"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"i kill you with gun"

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"sub-custos at best"

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"poxy fule"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was "sub-trifean at best".

I feel so violated.

I blame hstencil.

Or maybe nu-ILX. Definitely nu-ILX.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"i shot all the people that like you!!!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"corny indie fuxx"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a term of endearment. didn't you realise?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"cockfarmer"

(that does come from here dunnit?)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, I've heard that before I came hear.

"Go eat a steaming bag of dicks"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you are sick like dog

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

it hurts my head like 100 dogs

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread shows that we need to invent more insults pronto.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

buzzharsher

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

rockist!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You really cannot beat "gangrenous goat fucker."

― Denise Lambert, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Gangrenous goat fuckers: name the reasons why you are so bad and hated

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely 'rockist scum' if phrasing as an insult?

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

son of a chickenbear

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather shovel bees down my dick than [insert thing here]...

That was just for Dan Perry.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Not if "thing" to be inserted is the sodomizing bee stick!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Although that is a reward, not punishment, as all kno

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you would've loved public school here dude

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

More of a cry for confrontation than an insult but still

"Bring on it, fuckfaces!"

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

shut the fuck out of here

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry that was invented by my friend/enemy Nick)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bring on it, fuckfaces!"

I believe that will remain my all time favourite ilx quote.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

get a brain, morans

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

'ringstung asshole' invented by me for use on ILX.

'twunt' appropriated by me for use on ILX.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say rockist is an insult.

"you have no life force"

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

'asshat' is insulting,
but so's also 'cockhat'

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

step back unless you want a nutsack goatee.

i just made that one up.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

in Photoshop?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yes with neds head.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"fun-hater"

That was concocted here, right?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh get me some more vulgar insults so i can scream them while playing videogames with the people in the dorm, please. i like "cockfarmer" and "eat a steaming bag of dicks."

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Anal bat!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

u r all gay

― r0xxx, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I still enjoy the threat of "I'm making your cards!"

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Things to call people you are unhappy with

also:

turdbagel

poopsteak

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

rouge monitor

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm making your cards" was great. I want Biff to say it in Back To The Future IV.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX didn't invent "sex tourist," but we perfected it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am I not surprised about who ruled the "Things to call people you are unhappy with" thread? ;)

Thanks for these insults, btw. This will prove to be so useful when I'm trying to deal with the zero-wattage bumble bulbs I run into on an increasingly more frequent basis.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

'Zero wattage bumble bulbs!' Too much!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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