Schoolboys took Viagra at lunch

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And your point is????

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/23/offbeat.boys.viagra.prank.reut/index.html

Best line in article:

"By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I like this one, too: "Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off."

Prude (Prude), Friday, 24 October 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't you imagine being that kid's proud dad?

luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 October 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

more likely: "paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were "monitored" until the nursing staff were worn out."

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Offbeat News," indeed.

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Johnny, will you come up to the board to do this math problem please?"
"Uh, no thanks, I'll take the zero."

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, I love that joke more every time I see it.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

We can spot an Eddie Murphy joke a mile away. Who you think you dealin' with, boy?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 24 October 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
Um, hey! I put quotation marks around the lines! Gimme a fuckin' break, yo!

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure it was an allusion, or an homage, not piracy of intellectual property. Because then you'd have to be against it.

in other posts, "offbeat" = "beat off"

takes ma a while sometimes.

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ma = me

typo, not freudian psycho-inspired identity confusion

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

to the nearby Royal Berk Hospital

What's a berk anyway, you Brits?--whoops, some of you don't like that word...

Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"offbeat" = "beat off"
see also The Greatest Lite Jazz Album of the Last Twenty Years

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what their nicknames will be for the rest of their lives?

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

stiffy, johnson, peter, boner, and lefty

Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

tenty

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Woody, Hardon, Hugh G. Rection, Man Meat Jones, Randy Rodriguez, Horny Henderson, Dumbshit Fuckface.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat, Twat, Twat, and Kevin.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"'Kevin?' Why 'Kevin'?"

"Coz 'Twat' was already taken, duh."

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)


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