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Schoolboys took Viagra at lunch

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And your point is????

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/23/offbeat.boys.viagra.prank.reut/index.html

Best line in article:

"By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I like this one, too: "Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off."

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 24 October 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't you imagine being that kid's proud dad?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 October 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

more likely: "paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were "monitored" until the nursing staff were worn out."

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"Offbeat News," indeed.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"Johnny, will you come up to the board to do this math problem please?"
"Uh, no thanks, I'll take the zero."

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, I love that joke more every time I see it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

We can spot an Eddie Murphy joke a mile away. Who you think you dealin' with, boy?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 24 October 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
Um, hey! I put quotation marks around the lines! Gimme a fuckin' break, yo!

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure it was an allusion, or an homage, not piracy of intellectual property. Because then you'd have to be against it.

in other posts, "offbeat" = "beat off"

takes ma a while sometimes.

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

ma = me

typo, not freudian psycho-inspired identity confusion

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

to the nearby Royal Berk Hospital

What's a berk anyway, you Brits?--whoops, some of you don't like that word...

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"offbeat" = "beat off"
see also The Greatest Lite Jazz Album of the Last Twenty Years

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder what their nicknames will be for the rest of their lives?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

stiffy, johnson, peter, boner, and lefty

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

tenty

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Woody, Hardon, Hugh G. Rection, Man Meat Jones, Randy Rodriguez, Horny Henderson, Dumbshit Fuckface.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Twat, Twat, Twat, and Kevin.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"'Kevin?' Why 'Kevin'?"

"Coz 'Twat' was already taken, duh."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)


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