ILX grouphug: log off and admit to something you'd never admit to under your own name.

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I was 22 when I lost my virginity. I never told the girl it was my first time.

― logged off, Friday, 7 November 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I own a Charlatans record.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*pokes enrique in the ribs*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I expected worse punishment. I was young, foolish, a hormonal mess (god knows how ver charlies were meant to help). I think it's at my parents' house anyway, and the Chemical Bros remix of that track wossit is quite okay really...?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to think of something, anything, that I haven't admitted under my real name already!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I once owned Metallica's "Metallica".
I got caught shoplifting when I was 16.
I masturbate regularly.
Once I had a crush on one of my best friends but was too shy to admit it.
I've consciously avoided seeing my ex-girlfriend even though she'd want to, because I know she'd only get hurt.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops, forgot about the "log off" part...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Once I had a crush on one of my best friends but was too shy to admit it.

Close thread? I mean everyone's gonna say that.

― Dawson (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

No enrique, you missed my point *slaps enrique across the backs of the legs* i love the charlatans & i dont care what you say.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I only own one hip-hop record, and I bought it a month ago.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I once owned an Inspiral Carpets record.

I might have to get the moderator in now.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

my name is prince and i am funky

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I own a copy of 'Where's me Jumper' by Sultans of Ping.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
Also, I Was a Teenage Werewolf

― logged off (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I put the bomp and a-bompa-bom-bomp

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched Holiday Swap last night. It was a load of ballbag.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to play the soprano saxophone. Really well.

― Mandee, Friday, 7 November 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i killed all the fish and buried them in the backyard and blamed it on my roommate.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was Thom Yorke.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to have all your children, but only one at a time, please.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

why isn't anyone bothering to log off?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

being devil-may-care is in fashion these days

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem is hottt!

― logged out, Friday, 7 November 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

my god enrique why ?!?!

(I have owned britpop recs but i was very young then)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely anyone with moderator privs. can see who you are by IP address (and therefore take a damned good guess if you've posted elsewhere on the same connection), even if you log off? Unless you reconnect using a different ISP and browser, that is. Be careful out there!

(I know, I'm being too serious. I just personally wasn't gonna risk posting anything about bondage gear and candle wax.)

― ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

half an hour of searching would turn up just about everything about me

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a walking cartoon

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not like most of us are going to *admit* to teabagging royals on this thread, anyway!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i had a torrid love affair with my literature professor in college, she was hott.

― Turd Ferguson (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's easy enough to hide your IP address if you want.

― Jonathan Z., Friday, 7 November 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I would talk about being stalked by a Cambridge maths prof, but I've already admitted that on another thread.

I really am racking my brain to come up with something tawdry and titillating that I haven't already talked about, but life is an open book, honestly, and that makes it boring. :-(

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio -- i dunno. it's a long hard road i've travelled. also owned... no i can't do this. which britpop tho?

― Enri (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I listened to Don Giovanni, drank red wine and read Coleridge. My girlfriend came home and burst out laughing.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I went out for a pint. This morning I went to bed at 8 remembering little. This is not the first time this has happened.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I like S Club 8.

― Danielle Savage (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I went on gay.com in the last 24 hours

: (

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I cried when I saw Titanic for the first time.

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I've toyed with writing Boy George on his gaydar site thanks to Popbitch but I don't think he'd respond.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i cried when i saw titanic for the first (and last) time, but poss not for the same reason.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

enrique-pulp, oasis and blur.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not debased enough (=me too, I was 14 wtf?)
It's gotta be Kula Shaker/OCS for the real cringe.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved Kula Shaker, and I totally fancied Crispian's posh little public schoolboy ass, and I don't care who knows it!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(That is the first truly shameful thing I've really admitted on this board.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My God!!! Crivvens. I don't think I can share a thread agane! Yikeserama!

I also have (somewhere) a U2 record.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhh

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It truly is.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not ashamed. He was soooo hot. He had that whole "so inbred that his skin was practically transparent" look about him. Rowr!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved Kula Shaker

Kate, that's nothing. I still own *two* Kula Shaker records, and can sing "Tattva" on demand.

I bet you feel better now. ;)

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I will see your embarrassment and raise you both albums, many of the singles (hey, they came with POSTERS) and the Summer EP thing.

Hey dude... you treat me like a woman when I FEEL LIKE A MAN!!! is up there with "she has the body of a woman but the heart and stomach of a man!" for WTF gender observations.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet Jesus. We shd have all logged out.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

we've all made a horrible covenant of guilt now

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 119 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Found out!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i just cracked my pelvis

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not illegal, and if you didn't know her age, you're not even morally accountable.

you can opine on American law because why?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah it's totally illegal in some states tuomas

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, everyone has their role on ILE. Tuomos is The Guy Who Makes Sweeping Generalizations About America. Well, one of them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Americans *NEVER* make sweeping generalisations about other countries, indeed about the "rest of the world" as it if WERE one country.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

some ilx0rs fuckface ways are actually making me loathe them, and i never loathe

― logged out, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

There is nothing in my statement that precludes Americans from being The Guy/Girl Who Makes Sweeping Generalizations About The Rest Of The World.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought that was our job

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I was going to post "aka The Guy/Girl Who Is American" but I am rendered moot.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i did a similar thing as what blount did. not illegal here - but i do feel shame.

― cheese is christ, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I accidentally fucked a 16 year old when I was a grown man (ie. not just 18 or 19 either)
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 11th, 2003.

But this isn't illegal in the UK. Is it illegal where you live?

I certainly think there's nothing morally wrong with it.

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

- I spent two weeks in a mental ward of a hospital
- I lost my virginity at 22....to a 44yr old woman (she was hot, though)
- similar to above I once made it somewhere between "third base and home" with a girl who was 16, whilst I was 27. I was in Ireland, though.
- After years of trying I finally got my mom to quit smoking. Within a year, unbeknownst to her, I began smoking heavily.
- I've had 3 long term girlfriends and about 15 (admittedly safe) one nighters over the past five years (none of them overlapped, I never cheat!)
- my last ex girlfriend (from two years ago) started acting in porn films for Vivid during the last month of our relationship. She's now a born again Christian/pregnant out of wedlock, you do the math
- using some detective skills I found the address of an SUV whose driver flicked a cigarette into my passenger window (on purpose, nearly catching a paper on fire), cut me off, slammed his brakes, and made a turn. I broke his windows and cut his tires. This was around the age of 20.

er....more later?

― shame, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

if you really wanted to be anon, you should tell a mod. or something.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

taken care of

― a mod. or something (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I heartily approve of the window smashing.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Virginity losing: I didn't have any music playing. At least not to my memory. I was wearing my school uniform, and she hers.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DOUvioGDbtYC:family-guy.springfield.ru/heroes/quagmire.jpg
"Alll riiiight!"

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am trying to disguise my posting style. I hope it works.
I do not use my real name here or any where online. I want you to keep it quiet if you think you know who I am. I want the moderators to blank out my IP address if they can.
I am also a few years younger than I pretend. But most of what I tell you is correct.
My relationship with (blank) is not as nice or as fun as I tell you.
(blank) is addicted to (legal blank). He does not beat or abuse me. Do not worry about that.
I care about you. I am glad that you are here. You keep me sane.

― not telling, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are some things I hope will never be connected to my name.
- I set a room in my school on fire in 7th grade. Someone snitched, but then he moved, and I said he was lying because of that and didn't get in trouble.
-I did $16,000 vandalism to a golf course because I felt my town was full of rich assholes and wanted to piss them off.
-I used to shoplift daily.
-I would be a 100x multiple felon if I had ever gotten in trouble, but nothing violent.

― nobody, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah it's totally illegal in some states tuomas

I'm sorry, I honestly didn't know. In Finland it's illegal only if the other party is under 15 and the other 18 or more; even then it's a "relator" crime (what's the English term for that?), i.e. it's a crime only if the victim or his/her parents raise a charge, the district prosecutor can't do it by himself. You're right, it was stupid of me to assume that it's the same in the US as well.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the U.S. term is "statutory rape" and it's essentially the same if I remember correctly--the parents raise a charge, it's grounds for prosecution. (for the record I have never had sex with anyone under 18 but that's because I'm not a swinger like you guys, cough cough.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot to mention the sixteen year old was my daughter

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

a joke, I'm tired

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are some more things I have to get off my chest.

-One of my legs is 3 inches shorter than the other, but I wear a special shoe so nobody ever knows.
-I used to stuff the lining of my jacket with beef jerky in case I ever got shipwrecked. Then a bunch of dogs tore it off my back and ripped it to shreds.
-One time I beat up a clown for looking at me funny. Suddenly I realized he was supposed to look that way. I apologized, got him on his feet, dusted off his rainbow wig and helped him hobble to his little purple car. As he peeled out, I had to leap out of the way. He was doing a u-turn and coming around for another try, when he got rear-ended by a school bus full of kids. Later when I visited him in the hospital, he told me it was an accident, because his big floppy clown shoes made it hard to tell the gas and brake apart and messed up his reaction time, too.
-I'm sorry that I make up lots of lies to get attention and win friends. In fact I am a compulsive liar. For example lots of people think I'm a jewish doctor who invented a vaccine for the virus that causes skin warts, but I'm really not.

― nobody, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I did $16,000 vandalism to a golf course
if you're serious you're in good company. i burnt a pentagram on the middle of one just nights before a serious (really really big) event. i was 15 and can no longer be prosecuted but am to this day terrified of anyone finding out (i was almost caught).

― cheese is christ, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody is my high school physics teacher and I claim my free coke

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"not telling": much love.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Once in high school me and some buddies did a bunch of donuts on the football feild on a rainy night in a 1978 Buick Skylark the night before the first game of the season.

― un non imus, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

matos in the graduate decided non-shocker

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

waitaminute - matos hasn't had sex with anyone under 18 even when he was under 18?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

because you have to have sex w/ people of exactly the same age as yourself.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to have to have sex with anyone.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow i dont think thats a problem

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

becuz when you're 14,15,16,17 you never date people in your grade

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't know how I live, jess.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i picture a smurf

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, I think you meant to post on this thread:
What turns you on

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Help me.

I am contemplating writing fanfic (het, not slash, so I can't justify it by saying I'm drooling over TUO HAWT YUNG GUYZ). For the love of G-d, please talk me out of it. (Or else ask me to post the links when I'm done.)

― nona yerbusiness, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I like how the premise of this thread was once considered novel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

post links ~~trayce~~ nona

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Haha, my confessions from two years ago sound really lame now, since I've made much more embarrassing admissions after that.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Hahah get stuffed Jim, that wasnt ME! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

(I do know someoen who has started writing Potter slashfic tho... Harry and Snape... ARGH MY EYES. Shes a good writer too, its a bit of a shame...)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

i am batman.

― a certain billlionaire, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

I once killed a man just for snoring too loud.

― Logged Out, I think. How do you do it, anyway? (dave225.3), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

I thought you said snorting. Would be fun to see! Snorting a person.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

i thought it said snogging

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Hahah get stuffed Jim, that wasnt ME! ;P

I was going to say something, too, but thought better of it!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

How do you snog too loud?!?

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

ask my ex flatmate

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

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