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utter dud and very hard to get off of a baguette

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it sells like sex here but i miss the appeal entirely

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

gourmayo!

so very no.

― a sleepyshy speck o' sillysnow, Friday, 7 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The real stuff is great. The crap sold in jars here in America is vile.

― fletrejet, Friday, 7 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

instant diarrhea when eaten

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I love mayo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Simon's Wife know this?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Some background reading

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

????

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon. Mayo. Spotty DJ.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh i see. *slaps forehead then slaps pete*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Disgusting. I have stories.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

MMM. Tuna salad. Chicken salad. Egg salad. Macaroni salad. Potato salad. Yum yum yum.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

fletrejet is OTM. I can't stand Hellman's et al but my grandmother's "my-naise" is the bomb.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

tell us the stories ronan!!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Gather round children! Anyway I worked in a deli for a while and the mayo came in massive fucking buckets, and every single time you opened a new one or came back to it after a few hours there would be a green crust at the top of it. It was so disgusting. I used to take sick pleasure out of putting way too much on customers sandwiches, particularly if they asked for "loads of mayo" or something.

There's something about having to deal with hungry people that's just disgusting, they take a little bit of your soul with every roll.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayonnaise is jarred vomit.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ultra-classic

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my friends is in love with mayo. he puts it on everything and like ronan said "loads of it". So much so that when he eats a sandwich the shit squirts out of the sides of the sandwich and his mouth. bingo.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

horrible. I used to like lulling customers into a false sense of security by asking them "do you want ketchup" at the very start of making the roll and then towards the end I'd say "do you want mayo" and they'd go "yeah" and I'd look at them like they were a murderer and say "ketchup and mayo??????". they'd be all "oh no of course not" nervous laughter. animals

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ketchup and mayo = thousand island dressing!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but its properly mixed for that!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Aioli = k-classic

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayo is jarred ejaculate. Or jarred spit. Take yer pick.

― Why oh why (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I once hear mayo described as being the "White man's burden".

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

why 'oh no of course not' to catsup + mayo???

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Garlic mayonnaise = beyond classic.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayo and Ranch are of the most awesome varieties of condiments.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think there's any good reason cinniblount, but it was the way I said it more than it actually being wrong.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

blount otm. c'mon, the whopper?!

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

someone did that to me once with a b-b-q beef sandwich, at the end he asked me if i wanted catsap and lost in thought i responded "yes" then he yelled "catsup?! on a b-b-q beef sandwich are you mad?" and i laughed sheepishly

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dom is otm

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

in the cold world of the deli industry you take your victories where you find them

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

but yeah casual psychological cruelty to customers: classic. never had the energy for it when i worked foodservice ('uh okay one turkey meatloaf on a toasted jalapeno roll, heavy on the carrots and dijon, comin up')

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked to ask which way they wanted the chicken breast for the roll cut.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"thru the nipple"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Burger King Transcation Seething With Class Hatred"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

my awful sandwich example doesn't sound too bad right now

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Would anyone care to comment on Miracle Whip? Better or worse than mayo??

― quincie, Friday, 7 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I almost came to blows with friend discussing Miracle Whip.

His claim was Miracle Whip = Mayo. My chlorestoral clogged arteries almost exploded right then and there.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I eat it like soup.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I bathe in it like soap.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I still fantasize about taking a bath in lotion.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

GET IN nick.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not just ketchup. mayonnaise doesn't go with anything.

― youn, Friday, 7 November 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayonaise is perfectly good and a great Smashing Pumpkins song. Salad cream in contrast is rot beyond description and must surely be a Justin or RATM songtitle somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

SALAD CREAM! FUCK YOOOOOUUUU! SALAD CREAM! FUCK YOOUUUUUU!
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

― Rage Against the Mayonaisse (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

bah, seems like EVERY Rage song is about salad cream

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"The government lies, a Zapatista cries, a young single mother, with salad cream eyes, the president's corrupt, the system is fucked, all out of mayonnaise, you're shit out of luck C'MON! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SALAD CREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK YOOOUUUU!!!"

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

mustardayonaise, classic. mayostard, dud.

MUSTMAYOSTARDAYONNAISE, CLASSIC DUD!

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it's bloody rubbish

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SALAD CREAM!!!!!!!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

See, I think my point has been proven!

(I ended up hearing fucking "Killing In the Name Of" last week when I was doing some shopping at a clearance sale and it struck me just how bad indie-metal it really was all along. Morons.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I put mayonaisse on my head. And then wrap my head in tin foil. I wish I was making this up?

― Allyzay, Friday, 7 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

D-u-d.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude what the fuck I hate you all. I'm gonna cry into a spoonful of creamy goodness right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst of all condiments. Mayo = Milk Of The Beast

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dijonaisse.

aoli : mayonaiise :: feta : goatcheese

fresh mayonnaise is unbelievable: eggs, vinegar, salt and pepper to taste.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna cry into a spoonful of creamy goodness right now.

PENALTY BOX.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you know that tears are not enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.911cheferic.com/images/recipe_images/mayonnaise.jpg

― FUCK TEH HATAZ (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Vomtastic!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mayo is grebt and far, far, superior to Salad Cream OH FUCK WHAT IS SHANE RITCHIE DOING ON TOP OF THE POPS?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay nonsequiturs!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope for the sake of connectedness he's doing some mayo.

Um, actually I don't. Ew.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So what the fuck am I gonna put on a BLT besides mayo? Or a club? Or any sammich for that matter? You people are so damned weird.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

There is no case where Miracle Whip isn't a better alternative than mayo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

There was no Mayo, merely extreme pain in my brane.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

miracle whip hurts my stomach like a 100 hot dogs

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

mayo = yum.
i dip my french fries in mayo instead of ketchup, its amazing.
miracle whip is so gross and stuff, its too sweet.

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

fletrejet is OTM. I can't stand Hellman's et al but my grandmother's "my-naise" is the bomb.
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), November 7th, 2003.

My grandmother used to make it too. It was incredible. Where's your grandmother from, Tracer, mine pronounced it like that too? It had lemon juice and pepper in it. Not bland at all.

Even at its worst, it's a good sandwich lubricant.

― Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

'sandwich lubricant' is not a phrase I had ever considered until now.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Todd hits the dollars there. Seriously, buy yourself a chip supper. Do not use ketchup. Use mayo instead. Et voila: one classic meal, and heart failure.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

this has been a very interesting discussion.

what i've learn from it has been, that people who like mayonnaise are shamming, and that in fact mayonnaise is disgusting.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I love mayonnaise. I don't go so far as to, like, eat it on fries (sorry, "chips") or anything... But in many varieties of sandwich it's indispensable. Amateurist, what the heck do you put on your BLTs??

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 8 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

mayonnaise is terrible, but miracle whip is even worse.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you people...

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Chips and fries are different things, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what makes you think i like blts? bacon is also disgusting.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Miracle Whip is good when my mum uses it to make ice cream. Which is, of course, not proper ice cream at all.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70xGUxznYY

― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

sitting in a chair is so fuckin laaaaame

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

Bght some wasabi mayonaise in Tokyo. I love mayo with my fries. Oh yes I do.

― I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ZzULsFChY

― Cleveland Spider Cupid Childs (los blue jeans), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

Mayonaise is gggreat.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

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