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When you sit down to write your autobiography, what will you call it?

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm toying with 'Outlandish Otherness: Compelling Adventures With My Penis'

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Not mine, but I can't wait for publication - I Am a Fire-Honorer, Too: The Alex In NYC Story

― hstencil, Monday, 10 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Then He Slaughtered Them All: The Story of the Kooky Cattleherder.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll go blind, Momus

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nearly, not quite, maybe"

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK the American public and FUCK the government and FUCK anyone who has a problem with me taking my share by Ally. I'm going to put it out the same day as Alex's book and engage in chart wars with him!

― Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am a Fire-Honorer, Too: The Alex In NYC Story
Sound like one of the man-hater movies you can see on Lifetime TV. Alex in NYC gets portrayed as a cheating dog, gets drunk and dozes off on the cough, angry girlfriend sets couch on fiiiiiire!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If you were going to write your autobiography, what would you call it?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

hence the title of my memoirs: They Were Wrong, I Didn't Go Blind (but check out the hair on my palms!)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Huckleberry Mann: The Hero with the Braided Palm Fur

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I still stand by The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, maybe we should change it to: who would your write a biography for and what would ya call it?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Dirty Dancing 3: Huckleberry Nights by Margaret Atwood

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shelikesdvds.com/rumorpics/gremlins.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, my autobiography is 'one we've done'!

How about 'Here's One I Lived Earlier'?

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The Man, The Myth, The First and Last Black President

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There Are Bigger Assholes

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ally i kiss you

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

A Bird in the Hand Is Always Greener On the Other Side

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Listen buddy, you wanna insult me? Take a number and go to the back of a very long line!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I felt like such a big American Action Hero when I said that.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Standing on the Verge of Getting on with My Life

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I was impressed. (x-post)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Remind Me Again Why I Kept on Living?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

'The Man Who Loved Everything So Much He Forgot To Live'

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

One Hundred Smears of Solitude: the Story of My Bed Linen

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

There Are Bigger Assholes
The thread is over. Nordikskillz wins.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sleeping on snow.

― a sleepyshy speck o' sillysnow, Monday, 10 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gee, We Thought That She Would Make Something Of Herself: The Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo Story.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

In Search of Bald Jewish Trapeze Artists

― L(E^24) (Leee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I Want to Teach the World to Sing MY SONG!! MY SONG!! MY SONG!!

― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"chattering faces"

I think Christopher Lloyd stole this one already, though.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The Chipper Little Monster: A Children's Fable

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

idiot manchild

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

he was not the future of rock

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Obsessive Fascination: The Tale Of A Girl Not In Your Imagination

It's totally fangirl geeky, but what the hell, my new nickname's fangirl geeky as well. ;)

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't turn my face into a heart!

Actually that wouldn't be mine. Its pretty cool nonetheless.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Muscles and a Tight Butt:and a good Brain and the Ability to play Guitar. The Mike Hanley Story.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I was making this up: the Nicolars story

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd do mine in installments, Ernest-style:

Andrew Does Christmas
Andrew Goes on Camp
Andrew Does Intensive Care
Andrew Goes to Jail

etc.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord Have Mercy: Rev Luther Custos and how his Cult Took over a Small town in Utah.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I Couldn't Wouldn't Didn't Play the Game

― ed dill (eddill), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Wake Me Up Before You Gogol

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

At Least The Tomatoes Should Be Nice This Year

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Meh

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine will be "Fool"

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

'Fits and Starts'

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

suXoR? roXoR!!!

― geeta, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Got One Life

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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'Dastoory of my life' is tops!!

Koritfw: The Untold Story

― geeta, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimpin' Ain't Easy, That's Why I Stayed Home

― da nza, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Not Done Yet, Young Man!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"My penis is parked outside: I'm afraid it doesn't work"

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bald Cunt" (only available in licensed sex shops)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Dennis Miller already used up a really good one:
"Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about you and your sad little life."
Unfortunately, it's too long. That would have to be the subtitle.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Tolerated Rather Than Liked"

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Cayenne Titta: Through the Wire

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

jacket quote: 'heydair!' n. dastoor

― brutal (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Half Bad

― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Suffered For My Art. Now It's Your Turn!"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock Critics Drive Like This

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

When in Doubt, RANT!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

he could've ruled the world: he chose instead to take a nap

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Vonda Is My Name...Unfortunately

― Vonda Shepard, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

'Bring It On, Fuckfaces!'

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When Come Back Bring Pie

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, that should be the title of your next album.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Give Me Spicy Food So My Sinuses Won't Clog: One Man's Magnificent Obsession

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

Never Loved at All

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Catfight; The Legend of Curly Wurly

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Give up the thing you love"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord, All This Crap: One Man and His Lifelong Search for Shelving

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the Gothic Anus Up in This Piece

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"403 Mission of Burma Concerts Later...I Lived Through all the Concerts My Mom Dragged Me to, But this Life...?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

how about That's When I Reach for My Revolver: Mom, My Last MoB Show Was My Last MoB Show and Please Just Get Over Whatsisname Already ?

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh.. no.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Wise choice

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"omg why am i still wearing my earrings?"

― Allyzay, Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh..

"What? Asked Many Questions, But Never Really Found the Answers"

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend, taking a quote out of context, already named mine:

"Preferably with Violence: The Jim Toth Story"

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"mister catch-22"

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Which Life Are You Asking About?"

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Fishy Bob Plays Harmonica

― don (don), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Really, Please Kill Me

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

"fascinates & sickens"

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

"misery & splendor"

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

"excuse me, sorry, thank you."

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

I, Momus.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 22 May 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

the hitchhiker's guide to entropy

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 22 May 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

"Almost Infamous"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 May 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

"The two faces of Eve"

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 22 May 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

"I'll shut up now."

― jermaine (jnoble), Sunday, 22 May 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

"As They Say Love Should"

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 22 May 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

"Robot voices"

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 22 May 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

My Wonderful Self (Except When I Wasn't)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 May 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

I Tried It

I hate Irish People

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 22 May 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

"no wonder"

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

The Surname Passantino Really Doesn't Lend Itself To Puns Well

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 22 May 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

How Passantino Passed The Time-o.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 22 May 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

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