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Help! I have a vole in my attic
Herpetology - classic or dud?
Should I paint my shoes?
Are there any good cafes in Liechtenstein?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

My cellphone is ringing!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I can believe shoe painting has never been addressed.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I've painted shoes before, a pair of Kaepa basketball shoes.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

And I don't have a vole in my attic, but I did hear a recording of a prank phone call that a guy made to a roofing company where he claimed to have a dog in his attic. Funny thing about that was that he said the dog had a ham in its mouth.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "uhhhhhh" vs "errrrrrr"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

fresh vs. dry pasta: FITE!

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

mysterious substances you've found in your navel

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalfolkart.org/timeline.html

it's a collection of internet novelties like the dancing baby, all your base are belong to us etc
It's not up to date, might be interesting to see if the hivemind could 0wn it

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's talk about okra!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

copy and paste the posts that made you cry

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

musical genres you have been described as

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm feeling heavy metal"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

'Who's got Awkward Feet?'
'My Band are all too ugly for me to succeed. Should i ditch them?'
'Reed flutes vs piccoloes'
'Spaceballs - Classic or Dud?'

― Pete S, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

'Taxes are theft!'

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: great sex vs having a root canal

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

shoe laces : classic or dud

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Search and destroy: parody threads

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i think we did that one

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Post Child Porn [If you can't figure out that this won't be work safe, you don't deserve the benefit of the doubt...]

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Fungi

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking sides: Tired vs Drunk

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Agadoo vs Digeridoo

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: jsp vs php

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Would Nick Drake look better with a beard?

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: lol vs rofl

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Using ilx to kill time when you don't have anything to say: C or D?

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

who's your favorite Nazi?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Otto Weininger's influence on George from Seinfeld: discuss.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Albert Speer, oops.

― Pete S, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: escapism vs realness

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nerds: C/D

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

scallions: is there anything they can't do?

― ethereal cereal (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

A good old-fashioned tune is per definition already out of fashion. Melodic rock is dead!!!!!

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Internet Fridges: C/D?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(seriously, whats with those things?)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

THEY SUCK

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

They just leave me cold.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hur hur.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The big holding CTRL while rolling the mousewheel thread

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

'Should thread titles indicate what the thread is about?'

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

FAP this Friday, Reykjavik!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha man!

― jed (jed_e_3), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

FAP this Friday, Sydney!

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That'll be the day.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA colin =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

GeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeirGeir

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Indie Geir: C/D

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir That Made You Laugh Out Loud

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

This Is The Thread Where Geir Says

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Eye surgery: C/D

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Geir To New Heights

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Fancy A Geir

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir Connections

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does Geir hate rhythm?
Rhythm, why does Geir hate it?
Does Geir like Stravinsky?
Getting into Geir
Geir a Racist!
GEIR, i'm calling you out
TS: Geir vs. Black Music
Geir number one!!
Geir at top of statscock
lyrics that Geir would like
Misheard Lyrics Which Turn Out to be Geir Hongo
The White Stripes
Why so many Geir threads?
What *is* it about Geir?
PLAYBOY...INDIE ROCK....NAKED GEIR!!!!!!!!!
Geir Still at Number One!!!
Gear Hogger (the stolen equipment thread)
What will Geir's 1000th post be?
Are we living in the post-Geir era?
Hongo if you love Geir
What's Going On (with Geir Hongo)?
Geir vs. The ILX Poster I'm Arguing with Today
What do you like look?
Men are from Mars, Geir is from Norway
Enough Geir threads?
Geir versus the "pop persona"
Dead White Auteurs: what does the Geir canon mean to me?
Is Geir Middle-Class?
Are we *still* talking about Geir?
Hongo is Wrongo
Hongo is Oingo Boingo
Oingo Boingo: C/D?
whats up with this Geir dude?

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, you win.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised that they're all real threads.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Real Geir Threads:
http://www.ilxor.com/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=geir&name=&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all
http://www.ilxor.com/searchresults.php?board=2&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=geir&name=&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am desperately lonely, drunk & unimaginative, but refuse to waste your time with my troubles (because it would be gauche (because you would only post cartoon-character image jokes (because the impossibility of full anonymity prevents me doing so (because I trust not one of the fuckers, as I do not trust strange lighthouse-keepers (because I have used my thread-a-day on a discussion of gas-mark/celsius conversion suicide technique (because I howled at my teachers, "Remember my name!" and they don't, and will never have need to (because you promised you wouldn't, only after you did (because to go on the trampoline does not mean you can do it (because the argument is of no importance next to the days we could have (because the lies were the ACTS not the WORDS)))))))))): POX

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That seems like a great thread!

― man, Friday, 21 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever killed anyone?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

man, you stole that shit from me!! look: I haven't been around in a while, does everyone hate Geir or something?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Episcopalianism vs. Methodism: FITE!
Doughnuts of the Future
Singing through your nose C/D?

― Aimless, Monday, 1 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Who's Not on AIM?

― Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

HAppy MAgical Birthing Day, Calum!

― Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

TS: Crack vs. Rabbits

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 13 February 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

ILX Gold (i.e. this thread)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 13 February 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

Don't think, don't hesitate, just paste the most recent email you sent here!

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I skimmed through all ILX threads ever. Anyone else done this?

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

ilxors what do you look like in PVC and bondage?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

"Supersize Your TV for $300: Build Your Own XGA Projector!"
http://www6.tomshardware.com/howto/20041113/index.html

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