Looney Tunes poo!

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Bugs!

As for villain, Wile E.!

Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I know that Nichole already had What does your favorite Looney Tunes character say about you? which died a premature thread death, but I just wanted to post something with the title LOONEY TUNES POO.

Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

early daffy

ryan (ryan), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Pervert.

As for a specific cartoon, you have got to be fucking kidding me. Picking one excludes too many others.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The Wile E. Coyote cartoon with Bugs instead of the Road Runner.

(What Ned said, but if forced...)

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

How 'bout Chuck Jones?

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Does "Looney Tunes Poo" have anything to do with MC Scat Kat?

Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't like tea it gives me a headache!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm the little critter's mother!!!!!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/3086/rk_mom1.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're dithpickabbbbble!

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tultw.com/pics/petepuma264.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I know what the E. in Wile E. stands for but you wouldn't believe me if I told you so I won't say. It's revealed in a Looney Tunes book I had when I was 9. The one where Wile E. tries to convince Roadrunner that he's really a 'Gleeblefreezler'

dave q, Friday, 21 November 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ryan otm. Early daffy cartoons make almost no sense. They had to have been inspired by dada or something.

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The one during the Civil War in which Bugs travels across the Mason-Dixon Line (the North, strangely, is depicted as a desert, while the South is Canaan or something) and does rascally things to the Confederate Yosemite Sam.

Or maybe the one with the sheepdog vs wolf (essentially Wile E., but not actually) where they punch in in the morning, beat the crap out of each other for eight hours (with a lunch break), then punch out at 5 and go home.

Or...

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

foghorn leghorn and dog!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll have that all-Chuck Jones Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner movie, as it has a very large amount of my favourite Looney Tunes stuff.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The one with Daffy Duck vs. the animator, where he gets erased, and the backgrounds keep changing. That shit is INSANE.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

true, my faves are the insane Daffy Duck ones.

"I'm so crazy, i don't know this is impossible! Woot! woo-hoo! hoot! hoot! whooo-hooo! etc"

Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Porky In Wackyland, featuring the Dodo. Even nuttier than early Daffy, and quite possibly inspired by surrealist art.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Wackyland, Duck Twacy and all those early daffy ones are Bob Clampett cartoons, so check out his 50's TV series Beanie and Cecil if you like em cuz it's insane too. Gimme 40's Tom & Jerry above any Looney Tunes though.

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 22 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck, it only just occured to me that Wile E. was s'posed to be the villian.

I'm serious. Damn. This forces an entire rethink. I always empathised with his hunger and sheer doomed tenacity in the face of Loser-dom. I hated that smug little bird.

David A. (Davant), Sunday, 23 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Does no one but me feel the Pepe Le Pew luuurve? :(

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 November 2003 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralph Phillips!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tultw.com/pics/bpralph.jpg

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The various monster ones were my favorites - the giant orange-red shaggy thing, Bug+Dracula. I guess they might have been newer than 'classic' WB?

Is the Daffy v. animator in the new DVD collection? That would make it a must-have.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce, much as I revere Chuck Jones, don't you think Pepe was just a tiny bit on the rapist side?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Revive because I picked up that new DVD four disc collection that came out with some Xmas money -- took long enough for Warner there! And there's still much more to go, but right now, I think I actually do have a temporary POO thanks to said collection -- "Rabbit of Seville."

http://www.thegremlin.com/LIMITED.EDITIONS/15046le.JPG

"THERRRRRRRRRRRRRE...you're nice and CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.
Although your face looks - like - it - just - went - through - a - ma - chine."

(Yeah, What's Opera Doc is even more grandiosely insane but what can beat Bugs wordlessly proposing marriage to Elmer, who then accepts AND gets into a bridal dress, complete with veil?)

Among the joys of this collection is discovering that the voice of Pete Puma -- as referred above by Eisbar for his choice -- was Stan Freberg.

"Oh, THREE or FOUR..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

And to answer this:

Is the Daffy v. animator in the new DVD collection? That would make it a must-have.

I believe you mean "Duck Amuck," my friend -- and yes, it is.

http://members.tripod.com/mcrae_tony/images/animat1.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what did you expect in an opera--a happy ending?

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The box-set is genius, of course, and the xtras fascinating... i just wish What's Opera Doc coulda been in there too...

stevie (stevie), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wait patiently on its eventual appearance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Carl Stalling Project/Bugs On Broadway are nearly as good as WATCHING.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe better, cuz then you can watch cartoons in YOUR BRAIN!!!

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned if I use my Amazon gift cert on the dvd then I will blame you entirely!

Leee Smith (Leee), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Tazmanian Devil !

http://www.ecstasydata.org/images/2001/734_lg_tazmanian_devil.jpg

Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Friday, 2 January 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Daffy Duck, but not early zany Daffy. I hates that.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
Do kids growing up today even know who the Looney Tunes or Merrie Melodies casts are?

milo z (mlp), Monday, 24 July 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

As long as there are kids with parents who remember Looney Tunes and own a DVD player, there will be kids who know who Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies are...

Mind you, most of these originally came out when our parents were kids, and just have been rerun on TV all the time. And they still do. And even if, one day, they're not rerun, there will be DVDs to buy.

LT/MM is pretty much a cartoon institution that will pretty much only go away once Western civilization goes away, whether you likes it or not.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Monday, 24 July 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

I may be mixing up my Looney Tunes vs. Merry Melodies vs. whateverelse, but two favorites = Speedy Gonzalez (which they don't show anymore, ever, especially the ones with Slowpoke Rodriguez, who was kinda my hero), plus the Goofy Gophers, which is where I like to think NBC got the idea for Frasier and Niles.

Now Droopy I know was from another studio.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies were an interesting marriage in that the institution makes more sense than not when referred to as LT/MM... There are differences, but nothing that people other than cartoon historians would care too much about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looney_tunes

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't Droopy the same studios as Tom & Jerry? Eh, I forget. (I really hate Tom & Jerry -- all eras of the cartoons.)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

So... what does the E in Wile E Coyote stand for?

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E_Coyote

"emcA".. backwards for Acme.

(OK, maybe that's not true.)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Do kids growing up today even know who the Looney Tunes or Merrie Melodies casts are?

Warner Bros. fears just that so...

Worried that the low profile of the Looney Tunes cast of characters among children is the start of th-th-th-that’s all folks for the historic cartoon franchise, Warner Brothers is embarking on a five-alarm rescue effort.

A new 26-episode half-hour series, “The Looney Tunes Show,” is headed toward Cartoon Network in the fall and will star Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as odd-couple roommates in a contemporary cul-de-sac. Yosemite Sam, Tweety Bird, Sylvester, Marvin the Martian and Porky Pig are their neighbors.

Meanwhile, Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote are going back to work in movie theaters in a series of 3-D shorts. The first of these shorts — Warner has approved three, and three more are in development — will play ahead of the movie “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore,” which arrives in theaters July 30.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/20/movies/20looney4/20looney4-popup.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

“The minute you start drawing Bugs Bunny exactly as he was drawn in 1949, you expect the same animation and the voice to be exactly the same,” Mr. Register said. “That’s obviously not possible, so you pull the best stuff from the characters and do something slightly new with it.”

He added that art from “The Loonatics Unleashed” is framed and hanging in Warner’s animation offices as a reminder of what not to do.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I've experienced "ugh" and "WAU!" in such close proximity before.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

“The minute you start drawing Bugs Bunny exactly as he was drawn in 1949, you expect the same animation and the voice to be exactly the same,”

Er, if you're 70 maybe.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5s67MJWOeAg/SePC_GHyMhI/AAAAAAAAAPE/t_Yzd16CBB8/s400/Picture+4.png

Police Cool. (crüt), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

via Mark Evanier, today's Amazon Gold Box Deal is the Looney Tunes Golden Collection -- 24 DVDs, 350+ cartoons, for $65.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005NFJAQC/ref=nosim/wwwpovonlinco-20

The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Watch a tape of this stuff the other day, and it was incredible. The backgrounds and character design was mid-century modernism at its finest. The tape included a few classics such as "Rabbit of Seville" and the first Tasmanian Devil cartoon. The humor was still hilarious and the sound design was flat-out futuristic. This stuff - at least the golden era Chuck Jones/Mel Blanc stuff - is high art, make no doubt about it.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

I know that many of these shorts were edited for 80s television when I first encountered them as a kid, but does anyone remember if the near-rape in The Scarlet Pumpernickel was left intact? It and Daffy's shooting himself in the head at the end (which I'm pretty sure was cut for later TV broadcast) always startle me upon seeing this cartoon now?

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:32 (ten years ago)

The suicide gag is really great, particularly his quip after he kills himself

There's also that one where bugs and Yosemite Sam are running for mayor, and at the end of the short it's revealed that everyone voted for a mare instead, and faced with this absurdity the two of them start playing Russian roulette. Iris out. Bang.

(They chickened out & followed this with an iris in showing that bugs somehow missed, but it's still a dark joke)

Finn McCoolit (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)

Yes! That Bugs/Sam cartoon was another that I loved as a kid, and then was genuinely shocked, years later, when I saw the unedited version.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:11 (ten years ago)

rewatching these as an adult, it's a little startling how many of the jokes involve characters getting shot or committing suicide.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)

bob clampett loved this joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqPQz39L-G8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25UWjsVifA

slam dunk, Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

lol how is that not an established ilx response meme

Finn McCoolit (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)

Being an animator during the depression must've been depressing.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:06 (ten years ago)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x686bw_devil-s-feud-cake_shortfilms

Yosemite Sam dies and goes to hell.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)

https://vimeo.com/54515426

This one is a pretty amazing Yosemite Sam and I love Bugs Bunny's intro, leaning slyly on a doorframe, slowly rolling a cigarette.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)

I saw a screening of the banned propaganda/racist LTs like Bugs Bunny Nips the N*ps about 20 years ago, and hoooo boy... Never again.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:19 (ten years ago)

re: original question, Duck Amuck, clearly.

Eric H., Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:27 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

I saw a 1938 Frank Tashlin LT, Now That Summer Is Gone, last night, about a squirrel with a gambling problem. Anyway, per iMdB:

When the "inspector squirrel" stamps the acorns as they roll by him, the image that is left on the acorns is the exact/precise Hebrew - correct letters and vowels - for the word "KOSHER."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

see here

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ttl3i

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

Wile E. Coyote is a protagonist and I will not be taking arguments

untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

i watched a Road Runner last night too (Whoa! Be-Gone) for the first time in many years and laughed my ass off.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:26 (six years ago)

of course those are about him, who cares about the stupid RR?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

When the "inspector squirrel" stamps the acorns as they roll by him, the image that is left on the acorns is the exact/precise Hebrew - correct letters and vowels - for the word "KOSHER."

LOL, yes, this was cool.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

Bugs Bunny is Jewish btw

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

clearly Elmer Fudd isn't

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

both Mel Blanc! so yes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

Yeah, but wabbits ain't kosher.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

I mean I guess Elmer could be Reform.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:44 (six years ago)

I'm relieved to see no one picked Tweety Bird as their favorite. As a child I loved nearly all the Warner cartoons, but as I recall it, the clean simplicity of Wile E. Coyote's endless quest to eat the Roadrunner was the most enthralling to me.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

one year passes...

Just watched a (pretty racist) Merrie Melodies, directed by Tashlin, which has so many cultural references specific to 1938 that it's verging on the incomprehensible. It has it's own wiki page, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_You_Got_Any_Castles%3F.

Next up a Will Hay film (from 1939). Perfect Saturday afternoon telly.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 May 2021 11:05 (four years ago)

Bugs Bunny is Jewish btw

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, September 18, 2019 1:38 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

A remarkable amount of American comedy created by Jews features characters who are running for their lives. These characters escape their enemies and achieve freedom not by outrunning or outshooting their oppressors but by transforming themselves into someone else. The ability to create and re-create a self is fundamental to the freedom of theatrical liberalism, and the late 1920s and 1930s witnessed an explosion of Jewish-created popular performance styles, which celebrated changeability itself. The ethnic comedians of vaudeville, who could adopt a character with the change of a hat, a nose, a feather, or colored face paint were a central feature of high-class Broadway revues of the 1920s and ’30s such as the Ziegfeld Follies and the George White Scandals. In a flash, Eddie Cantor transformed himself from Jewish neurastheniac to Greek cook, to black errand boy, to Indian chief and back again in the play and film Whoopee (1928). Fanny Brice was well known for her ability to do “imitations.” Willie Howard, in the smash hit Gershwin musical Girl Crazy, miraculously transformed himself from Jewish taxi driver, to a woman, to a variety of famous performers (Maurice Chevalier, Al Jolson, etc.) to a western sheriff, to an Indian chief.63 In Betty Boop (created by the Fleischer Brothers) and Looney Tunes (created by a team of mostly Jewish Warner Brothers artists including Mel Blanc) cartoons, characters regularly changed shape, size, character, gender, costume, and performance style in order to outwit pursuers or seduce lovers. In “A Hare Grows in Manhattan,” one of a number of stories of Bugs Bunny’s early years, Bugs spends the entire cartoon escaping a pack of enormous dogs on the Lower East Side by putting on various costumes, voices, accents, and characters. Likewise, in explaining the origin of his iconic line, “What’s up, Doc?,” in yet another animated bio-pic, Bugs Bunny shows how he turned the trope of transformation and escape (from Elmer Fudd) into theatrical gold. Superheroes Superman and Batman, invented by Jewish comic book artists in the 1930s, similarly based their success on their ability to change identity, thereby eluding and ultimately triumphing over their enemies.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Monday, 24 May 2021 04:34 (four years ago)

In “A Hare Grows in Manhattan,” one of a number of stories of Bugs Bunny’s early years, Bugs spends the entire cartoon escaping a pack of enormous dogs on the Lower East Side by putting on various costumes, voices, accents, and characters.

One of my favourites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgZlw4O1qzk

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 24 May 2021 08:18 (four years ago)

https://lostmediawiki.com/Speaking_of_Animals_(partially_lost_Tex_Avery_short_film_series;_1941-1949)

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 06:51 (four years ago)

Copy/pate the link, there's an issue with the code

The videos are watermarked, but not actually locked or restricted as they appear in the menu.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 06:54 (four years ago)

"Duck Amuck" for sure, but for more standard type Looney Tunes, "Rabbit Seasoning" ('Pronoun trouble...') or "Robin Hood Daffy"

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 07:11 (four years ago)

four years pass...

Baseball Bugs really has wall to wall great gags

Search: Jones, Freling, Avery
Destroy: McKimson

i just find McKimson’s cartoons annoying? and his celebrity caricatures always creeped me out as a kid lol

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 August 2025 23:26 (two months ago)

McKimson's origin-story "What's Up Doc?" is pretty great, as are the early Foghorn Legions, I think (I say)

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 15 August 2025 23:42 (two months ago)

hurm. Whats Up Doc is one of his i really dislike!

we are at an impasse. pistols at dawn?

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 August 2025 23:44 (two months ago)

Meh, I'll shrug it off. (Just don'tcha be belittling "Long Haired Hair")

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 16 August 2025 00:02 (two months ago)

oh no i love that one!
anyway that’s Jones, pretty rare that I dislike much of his output

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 August 2025 00:04 (two months ago)

Drip Along Daffy is also incredibly goated

“Drip-Along Daffy's my name. Anybody care to shoot it out?
Man to man?
Under western skies?
West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces?
Ten thousand heads of cattle?
Cut 'em off at the pass?
…Prairies?
…Lariats?

Anyone for tennis?”

kills me every time

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 August 2025 00:32 (two months ago)

LISTHEN HOMBER

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 August 2025 00:35 (two months ago)

https://www.polygon.com/looney-tunes-cartoons-watch-free-tubi/

Nearly 800 (out of about 1040) Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies shorts are going to Tubi in Sept.

Check the Twitter tweet in the article for the full list of shorts. They're programmed in groups of 3 and there are ads.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 16 August 2025 19:10 (two months ago)


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