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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

With few exceptions, most of them are simply filling a desperate void in our culture that equates visibility with insight.

you know, i can actually imagine MJ saying that. about the editorial board of vice.

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael will, as always, cooperate fully with authorities in any investigation even
as it is conducted, yet again, while he is not home.

MJ's press agent? Emily Dickinson

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I will be limited in what I can say about the situation.......For that reason, I have set up this website to serve as a source of official communications on my case.

Err....isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

Seriously, I don't see how even his most zealous, frothing-at-the-mouth fan isn't just a little skeezed out by the whole mess. Hear about the "explicit poems" in the latest NYPost? Grrr-ooooss!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's wonderful when the Michael Jaskson talks about when he was arrested before and they examined his penis and lower torso.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

he has a single out this week = proof of if not God then some mischievous force at work

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

some mischievous force at work

would that that was all there was proof of...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson touched me on the V, and asked me if I liked F in the B.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the way his signature looks like it has a hanging fat cut hotdog, *he wishes*

― Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know what that means and I'm queasy!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Upon further inspection and if you blow the signature up it really looks like this:
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Nov/200311242864538901035630.jpg

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

THE HOT DOG HAS JUICE

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

oh give it a rest.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY!!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ that's repulsive.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MJ's rubba rubba friend has turned out to be the cancer boy featured in Bashir's documentary. Lovely.

― fletrejet, Monday, 24 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mostly, this is all really sad.
if there weren't real people involved, it would be hellaciously funny. but, real people = sad.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was bummed he didn't say "my penis.. my buttocks" in this press release somewhere.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm disappointed that there was no mention of Taco Bell or KFC.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was bummed he didn't say "my penis.. my buttocks" in this press release somewhere.

Oh man.

― ken c, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://freemichael.org/front/

― Michael B, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, that's a cruuuuuel site. Still, should I start calling myself the "Rubba Rubba Friend"?

― Dancing Queen, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone remember where that other recent MJ thread is. You know, the funny one ;-)

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

bing, bing, ickle ting, illy illy illy wee. Sickle ting, sickle ting. hmmmmmm - umpa umpa umpa, I smell the blood of the tricoteuses. Pickety, pickety, pickety pick. Silling silling teuring, ring cycle burning ring. Ting ta ta ting ta ta flippety flip, burnstein bickle ickle bardin's percheron. Singly, doubly, Mishima's double. It's a wonderful thing. Trippety drippety humphrey plugg. Come hither, thither, zither, alliteration bad sad, crade. Not the slightest tremor of forgery. Not the sarin attacks. Not the blue period, blue blood. Not Blériot. Not Eden. Not the smiling face of Lady Otteline. Not a charming quark. Not Saint-Laurent-du-Maroni. Not exile, not the islands, not Ethiopia nor the bruise-blue rainclouds, rolling and swirling like ocean waves.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah!

Will this site be the equivalent of Courtney's posts on Usenet back in 1994 I wonder...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You're never going to get to be a rubba rubba friend with that attitude.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

For this I am deeply grateful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If either God did not exist, or abortion was not murder, God would not
be planning to bring the retribution on the United States that he is
now planning. Let me be specific in this prophecy. This is what the Lord
has said:

Within 40 years the following things will happen:

1. The United States will cease to be governed as set forth in the
Constitution. The United States will also cease to enjoy the freedom
it declared for itself in the Declaration of Independence.

2. The blood of our young men will be poured out into the streets,
for the Lord is a God of retribution. Millions of Americans will die
on American soil in fulfillment of the Scriptures:

If a man sheds blood, by man shall his blood be shed.

and,

Atonement cannot be made for land on which blood has been shed,
except by the blood of the one who shed it.

3. A dragon will rip open the pregnant women of the United States.

4. This prophecy is unconditional. No repentance can stop it. Nothing
can stop what God has decided to do.

God is not mocked, we will reap what we have sown.

That's all of the prophecy, but I will add that if you are still alive
when it happens there is still forgiveness for your sins through Jesus Christ.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

These are the lyrics to "One More Chance"?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was for "PYT".

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Thy rod and thy staff discomfort me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the secret backwards-masked message on "Blood On The Dance Floor".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ozzy ain't got shit on the alien.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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