Gigantic Catfish

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"Trying to save a catfish as big as a bear"

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this what happens when you feed catfish a steady diet of kittens?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(granted, the migration fron Italy to Cambodia is harrowing, surely, but...)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are gonna be some catfish fritters!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

He swallowed too many noodlers looking for flatheads.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"So Bobby, how big was that bear that mauled out your face?"

"Awww, 'tweren't no bigger than a catfish!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bloody hell, the article says that they grow up to TWICE that weight! 660 pounds! The WWF hasn't had that many tag teams heavier than that!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

A what point precisely do we stop calling it a fish and start calling it, I dunno, fucking scary behemoth monster? I mean, how big does it need to be? That ain't no fish. If it doens't fit in a frying pan it ain't a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.letsgetwacky.com/wobblers/Charlie/CharlieToonPic.gif

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Doens't fit in a pan = also not a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby, by this system, is also not a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Gareth = not a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry isn't a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally = not a fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither is Kate. Or Martin Skidmore.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick Southall = an auspicious fish.

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally had not considered my own fishness! Auspicious or not!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My cup of tea can fit in a frying pan = it is a fish obv.

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not obsessed.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear lemon goes well with most fish = put lemon in your tea. I mean fish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.sprynet.com/~jgerb/avalanchefilms/www/Fish%20Portrait.gif

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yr email would be better if it read handsomefishboy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I would eat the hell out of that catfish.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan wins best post on this thread.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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