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I have never played strip poker but I have played Strip Tell-Me and Snog Jenga.

I get the impression that Americans are better at this sort of thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

in australia we just say "shall we get naked then?"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well, only if alcohol is involved.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That's like using cheat codes.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(hahahahahaha, not that I don't find you attractive, esoj)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

especially after alcohol

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I plead the filth.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I participated in a game of strip poker once when I was eighteen or so, and I cheated by wearing a lot of earrings and layers and stuff and insisting that they counted. I am a wuss, I guess.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I played strip high-card once. We were in a hurry.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I also played strip war once, but I was 14 and he hadn't come out of the closet yet.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

If I played strip poker, I demand to remember doing it, so no alcohol.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I played Strip Uno once in high school. It was lame. I kept losing, and I wasn't wearing any "accessories" (like, "Oops, guess I'll have to take off my friendship bracelet!") (heh x-post with Kirsten) so I was down to my skivvies before anyone else had so much as taken off a sock. Then, the girls started to chicken out, anyway.

The few times I've played Spin the Bottle, however, have often been pleasant.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually now that I think about it I played strip poker during a "free study" period in Spanish class once in high school. The girls chickened out there too.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris, have you read David Sedaris's piece about playing strip something-or-other with a friend (who he had a crush on) at age 14?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I played the Strip 'Say The Name Of A Famous Person And The Next Person Has To Say The Name Of A Famous Person Whose First Name Ends With The Letter At The Start Of The Previous Famous Person's Surname' game once. I cheated by invoking an imaginary Joy Division rhythm guitarist called Dave.

― Fug (Ferg), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think strip poker is a lot more fun for boys.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I played strip poker once in college. In retrospect attempting to get my girlfriend naked in front of a bunch of my friends was not my suavest moment (particularly after I got drunk and decided I should be naked instead and therefore began throwing every hand) (although it ended up working in my favor because I helped her cheat so she could keep her clothes on and she decided that I was disturbed-yet-gallant).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends on how good a poker player you are...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(x post)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HAS NO ONE PLAYED STRIP POKER PROPERLY AND TAKEN THEIR REAL CLOTHES OFF?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post - I knew I could count on you Dan.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, think about it. Guys can take off their shirts and it's nothing. But when girls do it, it's some big thing, for some reason. This is something I learned when I tried to join the Skins team in kindergarten gym class.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost but submitted anyway because everyone needs the attendant mental image:)

Um, didn't you read my post? I was butt-ass naked! And doing jumping jacks!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, FINE, I have played strip poker, as well as strip checkers, strip battleship, strip connect four and strip candyland.

I am terrible at games.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, men should attach something humiliating to their chests in order to balance things up.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I gotta say I'm with the australians here.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I've stripped while playing poker.

― Leee Iacocca (Leee), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It was quite upsetting for me, everyone laughed at my ribs

― Fug (Ferg), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"strip candyland"????

"Haha you got the purple square! OFF WITH YOUR TOP!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, not ALL of them, just like, in spirit, with the directness and all.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying breasts are humiliating, Nick????

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost but submitted anyway because everyone needs the attendant mental image:)
Um, didn't you read my post? I was butt-ass naked! And doing jumping jacks!

Tres-suave, Dan. Though I'm picturing you later presenting her with a bunch of flowers, bundled by a jock-strap

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, not that I had breasts in kindergarten...

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're getting naked with Australians right now, teeny?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my stripping is a tell. Whenever I get pocket rockets I take off my pants.

― Leee Iacocca (Leee), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

a bunch of flowers, bundled by a jock-strap

NOT AN IMAGE I NEEDED.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

just the new zealanders actually.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaymc: I don't remember it... which book is it in? If it was just on NPR then no, but it's been published I should have read it.

(I have a copy of Naked which is inscribed "For Chris Piuma on the ocassion of his 37th birthday" and no I am not 37 and yes he spelt occasion wrong.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If men had their nuts on their chests, the world would be a VERY different place. (Also, there would be no such thing as a titty-twister.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps 'humiliating' was the wrong word. How would you describe the feeling of baring breasts to a room full of people?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

NOT AN IMAGE I NEEDED.

Remember that this is DAN we're talking about, Luna. I was being PG.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"strip candyland"????

Yeah well, it was the only game in the house that had all the pieces. If I recall correctly, it began as a drinking game, and descended into stripping.

If I further recall correctly, the stripping part was my idea.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, when I was a kid, I saw a boy give another boy a titty-twister on the playground.
xpost a few times

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If men had their nuts on their chests, the world would be a VERY different place.

It would certainly revolutionize hugging.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember that this is DAN we're talking about, Luna. I was being PG.

I wasn't referring to Dan, however; I meant flowers wrapped in a jock strap is not my idea of romance.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(Ha! Luna, we must hang soon, after a comment like that.)

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps 'humiliating' was the wrong word. How would you describe the feeling of baring breasts to a room full of people?
-- N. (nickdastoo...), December 16th, 2003 7:23 PM. (later)

What does this have to do with anything? You said that you could attach "something humiliating" to your chest! As if boobies are in essence humiliating.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, now that I think about it, Chris, it was on This American Life, so perhaps it's in a forthcoming book. Very funny, but then you already knew that...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(By the way, my roommate and I have been kind of...hitting the sauce tonight, so I apologize if I am making no sense.)

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 23 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You eat strawberries & cream with hollandaise? Good lord.

If I did, I wouldn't be sitting here, Luna. Blame today's perv turn of mind.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Just checking.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I uh, played strip poker once with my then-flatmate (male) and this goth chick we knew who was humungously well-endowed and a bit of a tart. Well, it was an interesting evening, I'll say no more.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

why was i not invited?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I didnt know you then ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

*sob*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I played strip poker with a bunch of my fellow recruits in a hotel north of SF over Memorial Day weekend. Everybody got totally naked and I wound up throwing a bottle at the wall behind some football player's head and he came after me. Luckily:

1. The top of my head is made of steel, so he nearly broke his hand
2. My best friend at the time was the wrestling captain from his high school
3. My other good friend Alvarez was a dirty SOB who used to get in knife fights in Juarez on weekends

so the situation was resolved without serious injury to anyone. Strip poker, played properly, is a very dangerous game. That said, I had a damn good time. What a weekend. Jesus.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I got to see some amazing half-korean titties, dude, and she had a LANDING STRIP.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey, the idea of flying glass and knife fights in the proximity of a load of exposed todgers is a bit frightening!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was going to say "a bit hairy" but then Dan would be here and, well..)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly I have never played strip poker. Probably because no one found it necessary to invite me, since virtually everyone I know/have known has seen me at least topless. I should've held out for strip Candy Land though.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

have played + enjoyed strip poker.

ended up at a table of naked people playing for kisses.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've had two strip poker experiences, both memorable in their own way. The first one, in high school, involved me and 5 or 6 boys. They were all thrilled that I'd agreed to play with them, but I ended up winning over and over and had them all in various extreme states of undress, while I'd only removed a few things. The game ended because some were down to boxers and didn't want to lose further. Hah.

The other one I was in, we all ended up butt-naked but we were sitting at a table so naturally females were at a disadvantage. The guy I liked was sitting right across from me (imploring me to uncross my arms from my chest) and I was quite disappointed that it wasn't a glass table (well, on the other side of the table anyway). We were all too drunk to see straight, so I suppose it didn't matter.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagined you playing strip scrabble. In an idle way, you understand.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Played strip poker before, I was like Mr. Furley playing that shit. I had a scarf on, winter hat, gloves. By the end of the game there were 4 butt naked girls and two fully clothed guys. Amazing how you can cheat when the girls have no idea how to really play poker.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That's kind of obscene but also just what I was hoping for.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It is obscene, but was also quite cool. Not quite as cool as ending up in the shower with two of the girls.....but thats for another day.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i always take my underwear off first

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

then my pants

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

then everything else.....starting with shoes & going up

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

allyzay knows why

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT DO?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I do? Do you wear your clothing inside out?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i guess you no longer remember

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps it will not amaze many that I have played strip-many-games. And when it came to nakedness, we were playing for more than kisses. I really like that game playing stuff as a prelude to and starter for sex, however many people might be involved.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

what ever happened?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

spark any memory?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

no?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah I have fake breasts that spin hypnotically, FYI. Actually for reals I'm pretty convinced I want to get fake breasts done but it's kind of expensive and I have no plans to play strip poker ever. I mean, I don't even know how to play poker.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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What, your enormous cock hasn't gotten you any action yet?
-- Allyzay (sig...), December 4th, 2003.

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

that's why i go pants 1st

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That nakes no damn sense.

― AllyzaY, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hey you yeah YOU!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

remember?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I've played strip foosball.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE'S FRED DURST???

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of wich... more pix on that one

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Escuse me, I am afraid you have me confused with Billy Bob Thornton.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haha this new "hands off" mod policy is working out GREAT.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, this thread went weird.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

That's an understatement!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan: I played strip "I
Never" in the Loeb Ex space
drunk after a play

I also have streaked
all around Leverett House
in zero degrees

my wife is the queen
of "I Never," her questions
reduce all to tears

best drinking game, by the way: "Roxanne". Every time Sting sings "Roxanne" you have to start drinking, and you can only stop when he says "red light". Gets harder during the minute-long repeat-to-end. This shit will fuck you up forever, alcohol poisoning style...but it's hilarious.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent! My strip poker experience was in Leverett Towers!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I was Tower-bound
for my soph and junior years.
Good place for nudeness.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 December 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be an excellent drinking game, Haikunym, if it didn't involve listening to Sting.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

not Sting, dude, POLICE!
there's a difference, god damn it!
(damn I must be drunk)

actually I am. also this game is best played in sweaty dorm rooms full of hott theater people, and they're all yelling shit the whole time, so you cannot even hear the Sting Voice at all.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 December 2003 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it was the Police. I was just kidding around anyway. I've only played strip poker once, and that was just down to the skivvies, and there were like three guys there and only one girl, which was lame, but she was hott, which kind of made up for it.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

Someone recently suggested that I play strip poker with their gang. I haven't played strip poker since high school. No matter how fit you are, you get to an age when taking your clothes off isn't cute and amusing. Anyone else play strip poker lately?

― i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Saturday, 4 September 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

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