If you HAD to do an animal...

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This came up on a roadtrip recently (and is inspired by the manatee thread below)...

If you HAD to have sexual relations with an animal, what kind would you choose?

(I ended up being particularly partial to the Andes family: alpaca, guanaco, llama... their shaggy coats and pretty eyelashes, and the height is just about right.)

― andy, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

wrongest. thread. ever.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i choose stuffed toy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

If you HAD to have sexual relations with an animal, what kind would you choose?

How can this be? In what situation might you HAVE to do an animal? Is it ALWAYS a situation where you DON'T have a lightsabre to DO IN your ENFORCERS? How COME? Read the rules to me, baby.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's hypothetical... Okay, Bruce Jenner has a shotgun on your entire family, and your at a major metropolitan zoo, and he's calling the shots.

― andy, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I certainly know it would NOT be a lamprey.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/lampreymouth.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruce Jenner's calling the shots? Man, you should've said. This thread is back on.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

all ex-girlfriend jokes to the usual address

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i never cared for my family much.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/from_previews/nov_02/Muppets-Mega-Animal.jpg

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Cats, man. They're already erotic, it wouldn't be such a stretch.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Complaints from several Furvert cults to thread.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"We're NOT ALL SEXUALLY OBSESSED WITH DISNEYFIED FOXES IN REN FAIR GARB!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

urgh

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kermitage.com/html/characterindex/tms/character/animal.jpg

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

TURN BACK YOU POXY FULES!!!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wrestlezone.com/images/news/roadwarrioranimal.jpg

(that's not my answer, I just wanted to point it out)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah what was that message all about? "you poxy fules"

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'know... a fule covered in pox...

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd do a C-Man.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

C Moon C Moon C Moon are we

― pete s, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.bigpond.net.au/jellery/lola3.gif

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

PENGUINS!!!!!!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to start TS: Caramel Bunny vs Cheetarah, but thought better of it. But if we're sinking to this level . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if you had to start a C*l*m-esque thread

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

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