Movies & Music That WILL Get You Laid

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This is that other thread's nasty sister what puts out.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff Buckley was always useful when I was at university, before Coldplay sucked the sex outta him.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Movies=Top Gun

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah? Nuts!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently The Matrix??

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

the aristocats.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah? I understand that less than Top Gun. Just the original or are the sequals effective too? Are there diminishing returns; i.e. Reloaded = oral and Revolutions = dumped?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I never saw Reloaded so I cannot say but I know for a fact that Revolutions did not result in the end of any relationship for myself personally and indeed I'm pretty sure sex was had afterwards.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Music=Terry Callier

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

scarface

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i sat through mrs. doubtfire to get action once! but generally i think this would be a terrible strategy.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I got action midway through Mortal Kombat, tho possibly coz the movie was poo and we were bored.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

movies: Flash Gordon,
Sammy and Rosie Get Laid.
music: Madonna.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

logas run (we did this a couple months back btw, but who cares..)

― kephm, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hanle y's music.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I once shagged to an album my brother had recorded.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So you are all saying there are hidden messages of sexual suggestion in these media items?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Kinda.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to have a roommate who would put NIN's "Broken" on REPEAT while he and his gf did whatever they did behind closed doors. (this was 95)
now that I think about it though, I'm nominally grateful they did, considering the alternative would have been actually hear THEM.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, in terms of my girlfriend, um, X-Men, Farscape, Babylon 5, Dead Can Dance, A Perfect Circle, NIN, etc.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

will these work in a crowded high street?

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that is the key question.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh damn I forgot:
Laurel Canyon got me laid
some fuckin' PROPER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the super mario bros movie

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the bodyguard: i was being too cynical/felt tormented by the entire film so i got appeased later

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

buckley used to work miracles in college.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

william f. buckley jr? like a tape of him reading his collected essays?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd find that more sexy than fucking Grace B-sides or whatever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah than i would follow it up with some Garrison Keiller and really lay pipe.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

nothin like a little Prairie Home Companion to get the juices flowing.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

best euphemism for Western Canadian Hookers EVER.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://art.half.ebay.com/prod/1233601.jpeg

(just look at the image, damn.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugg, these are all horrible! Except maybe Flash Gordon.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Anything that people on makeoutclub.com watch or listen to.

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Trash Can Sinatras — bought an extra ticket for a girl I had lusted after for months and asked her to the show.
Plan worked much better than I ever, ever expected.
(End of the night, at her friend's apartment, looking around for a couch or futon)
Me: "So where I'm I supposed to sleep?"
Her: "With me."

― Christian Rawk (Christian Rawk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Where was her friend?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

In her bedroom. We ended up on the pull-out couch in the living room. I suppose it would have been a better story if her friend was somehow involved ... or at least a Penthouse letter.

― Christian Rawk (Christian Rawk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned any of the Lord of the Rings movies.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Say Anything (poss. the only reason to watch it)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

For some bizarre reason, Hackers. I still can't work that one out but damn it worked!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Amelie and Heavenly Creatures... duh!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

matos to thread

― ermes marana, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Seems to me that both Talk to Her and Gerry were both extremely sexy.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Talk to Her is kind of scary that it's sexy.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerry would probably come in handy during one of those "I'm bored, let's fuck" moments.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A skinny old pervert I know once employed The Night Porter for this purpose as well as The Man Who Fell To Earth; I have found Antonioni's Blow-Up *very* useful, and have never finished watching Cara Diario by Moretti for a reason, too.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

shouldn't this thread link to:

Songs That For Some Strange Reason Turn You On

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sex & Lucia is possibly the sexiest film ever.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Betty Blue", obv.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

eeeewwwww! Not!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It worked for me! Had to rewind about thirty minutes we missed...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Fischerspooner.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Seconded.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

So Suzy, want to come to SW London to, uh, listen to some records?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Monster Cocks 7

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

BLOW UP!? one would think that the concluding scene with the mimes would be enough to put anyone off...

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's Get It On is not unlike ritz biscuits. Cheesy but effective.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You use Ritz biscuits to seduce people?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know, Cecil B. Demented

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

this doesnt make sense, but blue velvet got me laid, who fucking knew.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you have to slap her around a bit?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, no.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

but did you do it anyway?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

Rhapsody in Blue

― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

And I mean tested causal effect at this stage tbrr

― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

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