is God twee?

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because He created kittens, rainbows, unicorns, and the guitars and synthesizers and production studio doo-dads that are used to make belle and sebastian records.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

tweeity

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

tweeus sex machina

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

god killed shitloads of people in many disturbing ways (see the bible).
god is so untwee it's not funny¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tweesus

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

god is omnipotent, silly. he is present in belle and sebastian records.... but i know lots of people who will KILL me if i call them twee. although i think they are.

he is also present in ANGRY GROWLY ROCK MUSIC. that must be the old testament god there, though.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, but He also made cellphones, mercury, and xray machines.

those aren't too twee

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

God is all things to all things - if you believe that stuff

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

he sent his own son into pergatory¡ god is a prick. god is tweeless.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ya, ya god's a prick.
ya, ya god's tweeless.

ha ha - weird al watch out¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

got is a non- existant cunt

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

at least he can spell

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

msie is also a cunt because it has no spell checker, anyway, how do you know god can spell?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm sorry, I don't believe in God!"

"Then how do you know his name, smartarse?" *beats Rik down*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

because he spelt frontal sickness right on the cover

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth, during your proofing of the thread you may've missed some punctuation + grammar errors. please be more thorough, thank you.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(rimshot) "Thank you, and good night! Next show's at 7."

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing twee about turning sinners into pillars of salt. John the
Baptist is slightly twee, eating locusts and wild honey in the wilderness.

― andy, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

If the devil has all the best tunes, then maybe the devil is twee. I look forward to burning in the fires of hell for eternity while being regaled with gurlie dickweed indie music by Satan's behorned charges playing acoustic guitars, kazoos and tambourines, while sporting stripey t-shirts covered in button badges.

― Canada Briggs (Canada Briggs), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

God can be a bad-ass, true. but He also created Morrissey and Monchchichi.

think about THAT.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe a better idea: the Old Testament = NOT twee; and the New Testament = twee (except for Revelations, i suppose)?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

or another idea: the jewish/christian/muslim God is not twee. but certain other Gods are twee. like Pan, Hermes, Apollo (he was the greek god who liked to play the lyre all day, right?), that hindu monkeyface god (is there one?). buddha maybe, except buddhists don't consider him to be a god.

hare krishnas are a twee cult ... what god do they worship?

other gods that are NOT twee: Zeus, Hera, Krishna, Kali, Thor, all those voodoo gods that demand that their worshippers sacrifice chickens.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm chickens

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the original chicken soup for the soul.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

with extra blood

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

How can God be something that no one can define? Oh...

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Krishna is way twee! Those posters the blue infant with his hand in the yoghurt jar! Somebody post that picture and we'll decide who's twee or not!

(Loki is sort of twee, too.)

― andy, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i found this:
http://www.rsl.ukans.edu/~pkanagar/images/krishna.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, now.... who's the twee-est little god in the Godhead? Yes, you are... yes, you are... yes, you are... you are!

(I'm making myself sick.)

― andy, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT LOOKS LIKE A JIM O'ROURKE CD COVER

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

'got is a non- existant cunt'

Bit rich calling somebody a cunt for not existing. I mean it's hardly their fault is it?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Milo and Otis

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA "...and on the fourth day, God created Monchichi, and it was twee."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

on the seventh day he gambolled

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/mnchhchs.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.siamese-dream.com/images/amulets/main/ceramic_saraswati

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

None of the gods mentioned by Eisbar are twee, if you look into it you'll find some seriously disturbing pagan shit behind Pan, Hermes,
Apollo. Also, these gods (in their later, developed forms) embody human values, of civillization, eg Apollo represents light and reason, as well as music, prophecy, medecine etc. Twee, to mee means vague, mushy, godliness. For that check out tons of new-age textbooks eg a course in miracles. The angle is often: 'god is sooooo nice and loves us all like a jolly aunt and we just don't understand....'

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

what is twee?

― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

what is god?

― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

and (sorry) what is "is"?

― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah Fred, in God's case it clearly IS his fault for not existing....

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

is is is

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

'Bit rich calling somebody a cunt for not existing. I mean it's hardly their fault is it?'

Not that they're in much of a position to give a toss how we may feel about their non-existance.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole baby lambs sleeping with lions thing is awfully twee.

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

god's not a cunt for enot existing, god is a cunt for being manufactured by and sustaining of people's gullibility, fecklessness and ruthlessness.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has made me like ILX for today.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Nay, love.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hare krishnas are a twee cult ... what god do they worship?

errr....krishna??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

the old testament god wasn't twee? are you SURE?

this from 'song of solomon'.... from one of those interweb bible thingies. (http://www.thesisters.demon.co.uk/bible/songsolomon.htm).
its pretty damn twee. the sort of thing isobel from belle and sebastian would look at and dismiss as too much, before going off to play with her 'hello kitty' lunchbox.

4 Draw me, we will troll after thee: the dowriest homie hath lelled me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than sherry: the upright love thee.

5 I am goolie, but dolly, O ye palone chavvies of Jerusalem, as the trolling letties of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.

6 varda not upon me, because I am goolie, because the sun hath vardad upon me: my mother's chavvies were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not lelled.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, is this the palare version of the bible? it looks like it might be.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://micke.hallendal.net/archives/MonGlynnChi.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

双子のモンチッチ

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

god's marvelous creation!

― freewheel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

flanneled monchichi allows the whiteman w/ sunglasses to indulge in buggery w/out recourse

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.bubbyworld.com/waaah/90.jpg

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

"flanneled monchichi allows the whiteman w/ sunglasses to indulge in buggery w/out recourse"

Why is this the funniest thing ever for me right now? It's a strange day.

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

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