ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

― DiMarceau Fishpower, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

*turns into a heron*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Republicans, elephant metaphors, come on people, where you at?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER DO YOU KNOW THIS?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I am crying with laughter.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, really, best thread ever.

― Ally doesn't have a copyright on hyperbole, even though she's way better at it t, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a copyright on your fucking soul dude, do not step.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

how's this:

of the 4 google results for "bloomps", one is for tim finney's review of stankonia.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you have to be 35 to be able to run for President? Sorry to scupper this. Maybe, there is another state he could be president of with less rigid age requirements.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ornaldo bloomps...sweet jesus.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ornaldo is a wonderful name, like an alternate take on Oswaldo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I laughed so hard I startled my coworkers. It was all Ned's fault.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

:-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

lordy!

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This should surely become the new "all your base".

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I MUST REGISTER WWW.INSCRUTABLE-Ts.COM NOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised this didn't have more legs...

― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

How many legs do you need?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Orlando Bloom's also British. Officially, we don't have a president.

― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe Ornaldo Bloomps has dual citizenship though.

― mmmmsalt (Graeme), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

A new career.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

cant'...stop...laughing....

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"They're playing our song... at the start of myyyyy new caaaaareeeeerrrrr, my new career..."

(Sorry, that's what came to my mind when I saw "A new career".)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg

― ORNALDO BLOOMPS, Friday, 16 April 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh lord above.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I strongly suggest viewing the main site. Thank you, Ming, for making us laugh about love, again.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

DID U SEE HIM TAKE DOWN BRAD PITT WITH THE FUCKING ARROWS AND BOW AND SHIT? WHO TAKES DOWN BRAD PITT IT'S ORNALOD BLOMPS ERIC BANA FUCK U. PRADISENT!!! HOLY SHIT.

― FUCK, Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're not using that brain, can I have it? I need to create an AOL account. Cheers.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I do like "Ornalod Blomps". Well done.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to agree with the sentiment re Eric Bana I must say.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/first_look_pictures/chopper/eric_bana/chopper.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ok to stop pretending to be a random googler for a second now, how the hell did this really random joke end up on some unrelated random website? I'm actually really curious about this.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice one Ally. ;-) As for the unrelated etc., I suspect the person behind the website lurks here or else this became a meme without our noticing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The day after it was posted here! Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Ornaldo Bloomps - please get out of my head. You are disrupting my peace. Thank you.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Troy = Ornaldo Bloomps upskirt!!!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ok seriously of all the fucking things to make it off ILX as a meme, THIS?

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's weirdly mind-sticky though. Two weeks ago I woke up at 6:23am and my first thought was "Ornaldo Bloomps" I groaned and tried to go back to sleep but it was no use... Bloomps Bloomps Bloomps... get out of my head!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

He was in a sketch comedy show called Full Frontal, in which he did a few character parts that really weren't that funny. He then went on to get his own sketch show called Eric, which also wasn't that funny, and lasted about a month. He was also in the iconic low-budget Australian film The Castle.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right about it being weirdly mind-sticky. I'll never see the man again without calling him "Ornaldo Bloomps" and describe whatever he is doing with a "DAAAAMN" at the end.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how his hair fits between the background and the text

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ornaldo bloomps = the kind of thing you share with even yr non-ILX friends.

when i first saw this thread, friends of mine were in the room as well and have contributed to the spreading of the ornaldo bloomps meme.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ORNALDO A BOOK BY VIRGIN WOLF
LEO BLOOMPS A MODREN UYSSLES
TOOTEE

― TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

PEEPOLE I NO WHO DNTO EVEN AHVE A CUMPEWTER SAY ORNALDO BLOOMS NOW OMG LOL ROFFLE YO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN

FIXED

― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

vote bloomps

― augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (eight years ago)

Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".

― how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (eight years ago)

Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.

― Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (eight years ago)

DAMMMNNN.

― augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (eight years ago)

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (eight years ago)

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Sunday, November 6, 2016 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (eight years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (eight years ago)

yesss

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (eight years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

― i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (eight years ago)

thank u Michael B

― augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (eight years ago)

nine months pass...

Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!

I am not kidding.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project

― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (five years ago)

six months pass...

Congratns?

― Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (five years ago)

We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (five years ago)

BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!

― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

five months pass...

Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (four years ago)

Baron Bloomps

― life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (four years ago)

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (four years ago)

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

― Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (four years ago)

Damn.

― Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (four years ago)

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt
— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

― Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (four years ago)

This is why we elected him presidetn

― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (four years ago)

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

― treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (four years ago)

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

also eyeing up beautiful cows

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (four years ago)

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

― nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (four years ago)

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (four years ago)

(plant) based bloomps

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

green powders

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (four years ago)

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (four years ago)

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

― pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (four years ago)

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

― chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (three years ago)

lol, wow

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (three years ago)

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (three years ago)

three years pass...

This was the other thread.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 23:44 (five months ago)

uh shirt still avail

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 01:53 (five months ago)

just ordered a brand new one

― trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 02:12 (five months ago)

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