Really Obvious Kinks

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Are there such things as these?
Things you may have considered trying but it seemed like such a cliche or 'everybody is doing it' so you went FEH! Handcuffs again? PFFT!
Or is kink by definition beyond any such rationality?

What are some really obvious kinks...

― Kinkou Man, Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:36 (twenty years ago) link

You mean like cliched kinks?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

Ray Davies is the *most* obvious Kink.

― omg, Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

Would you really avoid doing something you enjoy just because it's popular?

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

Wise man say "It's only kinky the first time."

― Johnney B, Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

The second time, it's a lifestyle :-)

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

The third time, it's a great gift-giving idea for under $10.

― Skottie, Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre100/e142/e14228f1y2q.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd200/d235/d2353204bn2.jpg

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

BBQ sauce. I mean really, who hasn't poured a gallon of it all over their partner? Also, hang-gliding sex.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 1 February 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Kinks got a better guitar.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

Definitely!

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

I heard marmite is the new BBQ sauce - one dude has to pretend to love it and the other has to pretend to hate it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

Like hearing all about strangers' sex lives.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago) link

Disagreements are hotttt!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

hmmm

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

It's all about the bukkake now.

― Allyzay, Monday, 2 February 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago) link

and onomatopoeia

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

i've had at three conversations of the "what are your kinks" variety where my answer has been "all the typical ones".

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:26 (twenty years ago) link

oh sterl! you realize pissplay is mainstream now? be careful!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:41 (twenty years ago) link

at least there's still something about me that's vaguely untypical

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago) link

er, crosspost

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago) link

food products-DUD
office supplies- CLASSIC

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

Some points already covered here.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:09 (twenty years ago) link

eleven months pass...

office supplies!!!!!!!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Office supplies?

Maybe I'm not dirrrrty enough, but I'm failing to think of anything kinky you can do with a Post-It.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:08 (nineteen years ago) link

You moisten it somehow.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:12 (nineteen years ago) link

three-ring portfolio binders! phwoar!

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Staplers: a milder version for devotees of those dudes who got arrested for nailing each other's nutsacks to a plank a couple of years ago.

Also correcting fluid is a cheaper version of poppers.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:09 (nineteen years ago) link

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