Really Obvious Kinks

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Are there such things as these?
Things you may have considered trying but it seemed like such a cliche or 'everybody is doing it' so you went FEH! Handcuffs again? PFFT!
Or is kink by definition beyond any such rationality?

What are some really obvious kinks...

Kinkou Man, Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean like cliched kinks?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Davies is the *most* obvious Kink.

omg, Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Would you really avoid doing something you enjoy just because it's popular?

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Wise man say "It's only kinky the first time."

Johnney B, Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The second time, it's a lifestyle :-)

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The third time, it's a great gift-giving idea for under $10.

Skottie, Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

BBQ sauce. I mean really, who hasn't poured a gallon of it all over their partner? Also, hang-gliding sex.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 1 February 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Kinks got a better guitar.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely!

jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard marmite is the new BBQ sauce - one dude has to pretend to love it and the other has to pretend to hate it.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Like hearing all about strangers' sex lives.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Disagreements are hotttt!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all about the bukkake now.

Allyzay, Monday, 2 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

and onomatopoeia

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 2 February 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i've had at three conversations of the "what are your kinks" variety where my answer has been "all the typical ones".

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

oh sterl! you realize pissplay is mainstream now? be careful!

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

at least there's still something about me that's vaguely untypical

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

er, crosspost

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

food products-DUD
office supplies- CLASSIC

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 2 February 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Some points already covered here.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
office supplies!!!!!!!

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Office supplies?

Maybe I'm not dirrrrty enough, but I'm failing to think of anything kinky you can do with a Post-It.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

You moisten it somehow.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

three-ring portfolio binders! phwoar!

Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

Staplers: a milder version for devotees of those dudes who got arrested for nailing each other's nutsacks to a plank a couple of years ago.

Also correcting fluid is a cheaper version of poppers.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)


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