the toilet paper has a strange habit of disappearing

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i just broke open a new roll, and one day later it's finished!

what is my roommate doing?

i find this kind of annoying

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you asking this?

Hurry up and do a search on Sweden!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am that flatmate. I love me some toilet paper.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it seems like i buy at least one 'super family pack' of like 12 or 15 rolls every month, and they just disappear. she never will buy any, either.

this is just one reason i'm moving out...

― colette (a2lette), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

my roommate uses up dish detergent really quickly. this is because instead of putting a few drops on the sponge and then washing all the dishes (like a sane human being), she takes a dish, pours the detergent all over it, and then rubs it with the sponge. for each seprarate item. and silverware.

i don't know how to tell her that she is doing it ALL WRONG without horribly offending her because obviously she was taught, probably by someone who has some sort of sentimental value in her mind, a parent, say, to wash dishes this way. thus, clearly the whole family is psychotic.

anyway, yes, maybe your roommate is wiping ALL WRONG, you should sit him down and address it.

― j c (j c), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to wash dishes that way too. Then we got a dishwasher.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Some people wipe more than others.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

When I had a room-mate, his girlfriend once complained to him about how she got stuck in the bathroom without any toilet paper and she was mad at me since I was responsible for buying it. He ended up giving her a lecture on how she was a guest here and blah blah blah. Fortunately, I wasn't there for any of that. Then she ended up feeling guilty. The whole thing seems absurd now.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Not that it wasn't asburd then, but it somehow became a very emotional issue.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that deep-fried Indian bread made me high.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet paper with a habit, now that's new to me.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It's an emotional tissue.

― omg, Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

We buy 16 rolls a week and thats between 2 people. We've got big asses!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

:-o

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

No shit?!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much shit.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

no shit.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

shiit.

― omg, Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Counting being hard, shit gets complicated.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy Crap!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh lets not mix crap into it oh no!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the same crap.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Cannot be, unless one eats the same shit all the time, eh?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Crap!

You proved me wrong!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No shit!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about s***!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you know a bunch of shit about and why?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Further proof ILX is going down the toilet

― pete s, Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Your roommate sounds like a wanker!

― Poppy (poppy), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweden?

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 8 February 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

He never did do a search on Sweden, did he?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Further proof ILX is going down the toilet
-- pete s (petesesnai...), February 8th, 2004.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

― Lighten Up, Geez (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 8 February 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

WAS THIS MYSTERY EVER SOLVED?????

― Abbott, Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, but the papers were sealed by the court.

― Aimless, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

Shit happens.

― StanM, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

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