ANTI-crush archetypes

gah!

this should read:

in conjuction with the
other thread, what qualities will kill any potential crush you have on someone DEAD?

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Motorcycle ownership. Huck, I hope you do not have a motorcycle.

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

social conservatism tends to break things up quick-like

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Meat eaters.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

-facial hair
-being less than 5'8 or over 6'5
-no sense of humor
-Republican / Libertarian
-rap is favorite music
-bad breath
-bad table manners
-lack of consideration/thoughtlessness
-lack of intelligence
-sexist pig
-vegetarian
-cheapskate

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

vegetarians & vegans

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

them fancying me

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

FEEL THE BITTERNESS. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/refridgerator.JPG

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Graduate of Reed College.

(Hey, I have a motorcycle! But I'm in Orbit's height range!)

― andy, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

art school types who wear emo glasses. girls who say "greeeat, that's fabulous". whiny voice. record-shop hipster girls.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Magazine readers.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Lottery players.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

nuked off Orbit's and Phil's crush lists, as if I hadn't been already

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i forgot:

-ridiculously tiny penis
-and i'm actually in agreement with whomever "quincie" is about the motorcycle thing--too stressful thinking about yr crush being road pizza

(yes, and andy i *lurve* making soups for boys who have just had their teeth out, hubba hubba! ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

guys who never wanna go anywhere or do anything or try anything or learn about anything and who turn up their nose at people who do.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, I look horrible in leather pants, so no motorcycle for me.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Fundamentalist of any sort - Christian, Marxist, Objectivist, etc., I don't care.
Respect or willingness to vote for George Bush. I can't take anyone seriously who thinks he's a good guy, decent President or anything but a dimwitted cokehead fratboy who got by on Daddy's connections.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx readers/posters

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

People who just take photographs all day.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...of ilx readers/posters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Non-nostalgic stuffed animals in the bedroom are an automatic deal breaker. This counts double for stuffed animal themed fashion accessories.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, yes - chronicling the minutiae of your daily life with a digital camera = turn-off.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Wheelchair riders.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

diary and/or poetry writers

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"This counts double for stuffed animal themed fashion accessories. .."

So you're not down with 11 year olds?

― andy, Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"lol"

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, yes - chronicling the minutiae of your daily life with a digital camera = turn-off.

aw, i have such a crush on the satan's laundromat guy... depends on the personality of the photographer, i guess.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

women who don't use underarm deodorant

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Racist
Mean to/looks down on/patronizing to waitstaff
Likes the movie 'Titanic'

― webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad tipper

― webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dale = otfm.

- Bad manners
- people who don't wear deodorant and NEED TO
- bad kissers
- humorless pricks
- the ones who proposition my friends
- cheesy pick up lines

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

not into me

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

People who 'shop for bikinis'.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

...stuffed animal themed fashion accessories.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Cprek you're back in the will.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone who thinks theyve got life figured out.
oh, and all guys (except for james iha, brian molko, and jonny greenwood)

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

people who don't understand that I have a crapload of work to do tomorrow and probably won't be back in any "meaningful" way until monday.
so long.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

straight-edge
preachy anti-drug types

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Man hands.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

- men in sandals, although Teva type things are possibly o.k.
- anyone whose idea of a dream vacation involves a Carnival Cruise and/or Disneyland

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

people who have forgotten how to laugh at the tough times

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

also, they can't like bright eyes (unless it's for a really bizarre explainable reason). liking bright eyes is usually a warning of much deeper personality flaws.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf?

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

of course the same could be said for my smashing pumpkins love, so scratch that

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha ha... (spits up blood and tooth fragments...)

― andy, Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Scolders of my loud laugh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Scolders of my loud laugh.

UNITE AND TAKE OVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

also, for some reason, it's a huge turnoff when girls say they like musicians.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bright Eyes has a box set now! Can you believe that! Is he box set worthy?

I don't think Steve Miller even has a box set yet.

― andy, Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hardcore scenesters.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i second that motion...

― the angry cowboy (dick), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

People who wouldn't be caught dead in Disneyland. :)

Kerry hates fun.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

quite the opposite, she hates people who hate it.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

not that i'd be caught dead in disneyland or anything

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh, here comes a debate...

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i love Disneyland. i can't help it. the cheer, the relentless cheer!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

-church-goer
-conservative
-dislike of country or rap
-too straight (no drinking, smoking, drugs)
-lives in suburbs
uh. . .think that's it.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

correction
not that i'd be caught dead in disneyland (unless i am discovered and shot while dressed as a ninja sneaking through the secret disney mines to find Walt's frozen body) or anything

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus the chocolate covered frozen bananas.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna type (x-post) but you know, I think it still works.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus the chocolate covered frozen bananas.

okay, i now have something else to add to the crush thread.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

okay that just creeped me out, dude.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

why? choco-covered bananas are good! as are choco-tacos, choco-crocs, and other frozen choco-treats!

ON NOES! PHALLIC SYMBOL IN MY MOUF!!!!111!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"-too straight (no drinking,smoking,drugs)
-lives in suburbs"

Excuse me, but WTF? What's wrong with NOT doing drugs? Oh, they make you less "boring", huh?

Answer: yes they do.

Fuck that! Some of us can't afford drugs!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

And some of us had to stop doing them.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! I fucking hate that idea that you need drugs to be an interesting person. BTW, I'm not anti-drug. I just don't do 'em myself.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that's exactly what she was saying.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

which is why you are soooo cute ;-)

xpost to latebloomer

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*blushes*

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Did someone say chocolate genetalia in one's mouth?

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season2/209.gif

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne, I kiss you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah! I fucking hate that idea that you need drugs to be an interesting person. BTW, I'm not anti-drug. I just don't do 'em myself."
wooooooord

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

REMEMBER: If the life hands the lemons to you, ask tekila and the salt

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

OR: just suck on my chawklit salty balls.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

may the force be with the you

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I would repeat Diablo Robotico's answer, except -- between being a vegetarian and not being into drugs -- I already disqualify as being crushed on by anybody here anyway...

So, uh, you can't fire me, I quit!

yeah!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

People in general

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

extreme lactose intolerance - limits your places to go out to eat by 97%

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

religious/vegan/sporty/teetotal = no no no

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

especially the sporty

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

extreme lactose intolerance - limits your places to go out to eat by 97%

whole milk makes me gassy :(

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

- likes the show '7th heaven'

i'm not picky.

― spoony, Friday, 13 February 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What Ronan said.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 13 February 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you people talking crushes or potential boy/girlfriends?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't they one and the same?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I have no idea about the eating habits of my crushes let alone something like dick size.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit: no, not necessarily

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

rosemary, a couple of months ago a handsome, smart guy who was 6'7 showed his er equipment. TINY. crush-killah! that's how it happens.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the voice of experience.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

teach me, RJG, teach me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

the voice of insanity.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! so you have nothing to teach lol. hie thee to another thread!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

my dear non-bloomer whoever said I was discussing critera for making people interesting?

Perhaps it's best to say that I crush on people similar to me. I prefer that our lifestyles be similar. Much of my life takes place in bars and around risky behaviors. How would I even meet someone to crush on who doesn't lead the same kind of life?

Oh and I forgot to add men who wear makeup. Big turn off for me.

oh, and LateBloomers.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

a couple of months ago a handsome, smart guy who was 6'7 showed his er equipment. TINY. crush-killah!

so did you ask for a refund?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

o that is just gross.
i politely declined his offer.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Viva le sam,

I am sorry I misinterpreted your post.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

...and am sorry i misspelled your name there.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

sam is so right about everything.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 13 February 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)