Say something nice about....George W. Bush

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It's getting harder very day, but, try...

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

some folks like his folksy charm

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

one day he will die

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

we've done this before ... and decided it just couldn't be done!

the closest that i could come -- he won't be in the oval office for ever (keeping my fingers crossed and being strategically ignorant wr2 diebold, of course).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

He's better than Pol Pot, I guess.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

HIS BREATH IS NOT TOO PORKY

― KARL SMUMFY, Friday, 13 February 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

At least he's not fucking boring

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 February 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox?

Oh right, then they traded him for the great George Bell. Nevermind.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

he likes spare ribs. i like spare ribs, too.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

He seems amiably clueless rather than scheming and malevolent. Not that makes any difference when America turns into Argentina, however.

― Sym (shmuel), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

One day.....he'll no longer be our president.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He seems amiably clueless rather than scheming and malevolent.

yer confusing him with raygun. you can be scheming, malevolent AND clueless.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, he's not fat.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://usembassy.state.gov/seoul/wwwg910pic3.gif

He truly has a way with kids.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a better president than spongebob squarepants.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

he hasn't stabbed me in the taint with a letter opener

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(can't say the same for Senator Orrin Hatch, sadly)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he knows how to open a door.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, Nate? (plz say this is true...)

― Sym (shmuel), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a better president than spongebob squarepants.

That is unconfirmed.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

He's only been to my country for four days.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

He would make a good running coach for people for whom humiliation is motivation.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Orrin's CD a bad review; he took it worse than Ryan Adams did

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Orrin Hatch, Utah: The Album

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

he hasn't tried to kill me with a forklift

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You need to sing that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He gets shit done. He didn't get a blowjob from an intern in his office. He beat an incumbent vice-president who served during some of the most prosperous years in history. He removed a dictator.

― D Aziz (esquire1983), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

< / O'Reilly >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

That exchange with the press corps about buying ribs was truly awesome.

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

He's always punctual. He lives a healthy lifestyle (meaning he doesn't indulge in fast food and he exercises on a regular basis). His wife is adorable. I still say his mother is awesome. Even my "The day I support a Republican is the day pigs land on Saturn" mother likes Laura Bush.

There you go. Some nice things said about GWB.

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Once he kicked his coke habit he stopped giving blowjobs in exchange for free china white.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that really a nice thing to say about Dubya, though? "His wife isn't evil. She just stands one step to the right and two steps behind evil."

(when she isn't killing boyfriends)

If you need another reason to hate major-league baseball, if he'd gotten his original wish (to be Commish), we'd never have suffered through this.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

He exhales carbon dioxide, thereby participating in the process of photosynthesis. Who says he's not an environmentalist?

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

he doesn't indulge in fast food

I suppose San Antonians don't consider enchiladas unhealthy

Even my "The day I support a Republican is the day pigs land on Saturn" mother likes Laura Bush.

Does she know that Laura Bush killed her ex-boyfriend with her car? (xpost)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

If you need another reason to hate major-league baseball, if he'd gotten his original wish (to be Commish), we'd never have suffered through this.

If we offered him it now, would he take it? Some say he doesn't even really want to be doing this; I'm not sure. Dad probably wouldn't like stepping down.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose San Antonians don't consider enchiladas unhealthy

It's not like he eats enchiladas every day, though. And they're certainly a lot less fattening than a McHeart Attack or a Whop-Your-Arteries-Into-Submission.

Does she know that Laura Bush killed her ex-boyfriend with her car? (xpost)

Considering the fact that that incident is a part of the story Readers' Digest magazine did on Laura Bush, yes, yes she has.

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush's diet - "largely that of a 13-year-old boy".

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He might not be the Anti-Christ, here to bring about the end of life as we know it.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I like my Anti-Christs to be literate and eloquent.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

..two things our man is not.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bring it on" isn't eloquent? Surely you jest!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

he is the dumbest president in history! Hoorah!

― run it off (run it off), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

if he wasn't in the Oval Office, his garbled english would be funny.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He seems to have managed to finally unite the Democrats.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 13 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

OTM Aaron

― run it off (run it off), Friday, 13 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He has such a pretty face.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 February 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

For comparison, answers from the last thread on this topic:

Say something nice about George W. Bush

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 13 February 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

When photographed he often looks like a monkey. Those pictures make me laugh, so thanks George, you freaking monkey.

― metfigga (metfigga), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

he has a sense of responsibility in international relations, even if some of you don't like it.

fuck a clinton, that responsibility-shirking piece of shit.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 13 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, I thought Clinton's sense of "responsibility in international relations" led to dead Marines getting dragged through the streets of Mogadishu?

― hstencil, Friday, 13 February 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

he was able to sleep on the night of 9/11 when the rest of the world was stunned, crying, and in pain. that takes discipline to be able to sleep when the building that houses your military is still on fire and dead bodies are still being dragged out of it. kudos to dubya!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 February 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The problem is that his responsibility is to Halliburton rather than the people of Iraq or the United States.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

he has a sense of responsibility in international relations

...to what?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Halliburton, Ned!

― hstencil, Friday, 13 February 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm being serious, I'd be interested in Paul's take (and as he's not an American by birth I'm actually even more interested).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He allegedly could run a 21 min 5k at 56 years old. That's waaaay better than "not fat." I'm guessing that would put him in the top 15% of rec runners in his age group.

Steroid announcement notwithstanding, I can't think of a thing he's done to promote fitness.

― Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes--he takes very good care of his body. I admire that.

That is the only thing about him I can think of that I admire.

― Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Without him this thread wouldn't exist.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There are still plenty of pop culture references to be made. Fun.

We be Halliburton
we spendin Gs
Check em out now

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Something nice about...George W. Bush.

Thank you everybody, GOOD NIGHT!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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