Tomorrow is Valentines Day...

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...but don't forget about March 20:

http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

but what does the girl get?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

to serve steak and to give blowjobs!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely that's quite the privelege.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 13 February 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Who will be eating more meat?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit. i can't think up a clever enough "steak sauce" euphemism...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

thread from last year

I liked the sushi and cunnilingus suggestion from that thread, forgot who made it...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The power of the Nick reconfirmed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He's pretty awesome.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sushi and cunnilingus is on tap for tomorrow night for realz yo. Hopefully I'll get some sake and a handjob.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

not coincidentally, march 20 is my birthday.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040212/capt.dn10402121940.porn_billboards_dn104.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

See where's the fun in that? Isn't Valentine's Day one day you SHOULD be able to bring out the porn? Fuck the hearts and flowers bullshit, give me the fucking!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(Insight too far into luna's personality, no. 7625)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ahoy!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

bring on the fucking! i wonder if i could pull with that line tomorrow.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

if by 'pull' you mean 'sleep on the couch', then yes, I'd say your chances are good.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

sleep on the couch = watch porn alone

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

well there has to be a shannon tweed flick on somewhere tomorrow night.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

At Gene Simmons' house, surely.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys know that Shannon Tweed and I come from the same geographic place.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

So you tapped that ass, right?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

like a maple tree!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So you stuck a spigot in her, collected her in a pail and boiled her down? You da man now, Huck.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

and then I put her on flapjacks!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I'm turned on or just hungry.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

either way

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmm breakfast food sex. /costanza

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Visions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone loves a little bacon on their beanbag.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread ever

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, you give me shivers of delight.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(Did you hear the porn music playing on my last post? I hope so.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I ever!!! You give them to me all the time, J.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Funkier than a Mosquito's Tweeter!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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