PO5: "Beautiful" people that you don't find beautiful -- or even remotely attractive -- in the slightest.

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1. Eve
2. Daryl Hannah
3. Julianne Moore
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Renee Zellwigger

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Every man and woman is a star

http://www.artcentergallery.com/gallery/sandra-kuck/sk-03b-innocence.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Eve
2. Daryl Hannah
3. Julianne Moore
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Renee Zellwigger

they should really try harder, shouldn't they?

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex finds Ashton Kuchner more attractive than all those women. Wow.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(if I may be silly)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Eve is fine as fuck, though. Mrraoww.

― andy, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Isabella Rosellini (sp?)
Meryl Streep
Sarah Jessica Parker
Beyonce'

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Jordan
2. Princess Diana (even before she started being dead)
3. That woman out of Pretty Woman, who wasn't, not even slightly
4. Jennifer Lopez (she's the one with the fat arse, right?)
5. Callista Flockhart. Ewww *shivers*

― mei (mei), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Eve is attrocious. She looks like the southern end of a northernly-bound incontinent bull.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i never understood the appeal of kim basinger. not even a little bit. as a sex symbol or an actress.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think eve's face is amazing. she looks different from every angle. i think she's powerful and wonderful looking. but that's just me.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought she looked sweet when I saw her on TRL yesterday.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm surprised you guys can't 5 beautiful people more baffling in their popularity who aren't women. Pharrell Williams, for instance. or CLAY AIKEN!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

do people think that pharrell williams is beautiful?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, wait, do they mean "beautiful" in the marilyn manson beautiful people sense? just celebrities?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex finds Ashton Kuchner more attractive than all those women. Wow.

This is a true statement.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, look at every ILM thread about the toad. Ladies think he's hotttt.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess yer right. he is kinda cool looking though. and weird looking too. i wouldn't call him a dud though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ashton is prettier than most women. it's true.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Usher. I don't care that he has abs, either.

― Helen, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hes good looking? mmm ok whatever lol i know ppl think he is

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

usher always makes a face that reminds me of emmanuel lewis.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, "beautiful" guys are WAY too easy, Anthony. Those almost NEVER make any sense -- Fucking Bono??? Gimme a break! Actually, I forget who is even supposed to be beautiful among men. Pharell strikes me as somewhat handsome, actually. And Asthon has lips, you have to admit. And Clay Aiken and Thom Yorke cancel each other out by looking exactly the same as each other. So do Kelsey Grammar and Sting.

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't D'Angelo totally goofy looking too?

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

when i see bono i just think of robin williams and i always have.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

whahaha yes the nose and eyes

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

D'Angelo is a total babe.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i thought of one! Charlize Theron. she's as bland as bland pudding and i don't care how many serial killers she plays. she's a dud with a long inexplicable movie career.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

all famous people ever.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(except for kelly osbourne.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Five more awful faces....

6. Paris Hilton
7. Uma Thurman
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Nicky Hilton
10. Eve

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

do people think that pharrell williams is beautiful?

...awaiting the wrath of the googler army which rears its ugly head during discussions of all things neptune

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4hXf7KDC0DUJ:www.repubblica.it/gallerie/online/oscar2002/denzel/1_g.jpg

QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!

― adam (adam), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess i didn't think he was such a sex symbol. i have heard people remark on his cuteness. but i also here people complain about his ubiquitousness.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Do people think Sinead O'Connor is beautiful? If so, they are soooooo wrong. But maybe nobody does, I'm not sure.

Any thoughts on Tupac, while we're at it? I'm not sure if he was ugly or merely talentless, but there's a good chance he was both.

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually think Pharrell is a babe.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And Meg White has a total pie face. (And supposedly fangs as well, though I've never actually seen them.)

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i have to admit i found the new issue of the face with him on the cover pretty damn hot

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

chuck, now you are gonna have the googling tupac army after you!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

meg and jack look totally inbred. no offense to anybody here who is inbred.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i rate the ugliness of the baldwins

i too will defend the hottness of eve.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, alex is fucking batshit with the eve stuff

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

she gets so much hotter when she's butch-er too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the white stripes are fuggly as, but jack is fugglier.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

SKIRTS AND BLONDE WIGS....NO EVE NO!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Alex and contra Chuck.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack White USED to be kinda dashing, maybe. But now he's waaaaay too late Michael Jackson for my tastes.

― chuck, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody post that picture of lara flynn boyle in the pink tutu.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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Ugly as, well, you know.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My guess is that she'll look like this in a couple years:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004SUYI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

6. Julia Roberts
7. Julia Roberts
8. Julia Roberts
9. Julia Roberts
10.Ju*ahhhh, FUCK IT!*

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My guess is that she'll look like this in a couple years:

probably something more like this....

http://antiqueradio.org/art/mrsbates.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe people think Kylie's attractive - she looks like the Mekon.

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i think she is ugly 2

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Saturday, 14 February 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think any celebrities are all that attractive, apart from Alyson Hannigan and Kathleen Hanna. So my answer'd be longer than this entire thread!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney really is looking awful these days; she doesn't even look good in her new video. I know her big features and blowsy glamour aren't for everyone, but she really did look a hell of a lot better just a year or so ago.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

francis otm. I find julia roberts sooo boring looking.

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture of courtney love at the grammys is horrifying! her right arm is a corpse arm (I just watched The Ring, which was better than I thought based on the previews, but worse than I thought based on testimony I heard from people who've seen it).

― Shep, Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.4-bobble-head-dolls.com/images/mylittleponyapplejack.gif + http://www.rialtosquare.com/Images/dorothy.jpg = http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040211/capt.sge.jmk23.110204210755.photo00.default-262x394.jpg

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 February 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha holy shit jody

― Shep, Saturday, 14 February 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My list of sex symbol men that I just don't "get"

1. Russell Crowe
2. Ben Affleck

and that's it. OK, there are probably more, but those two sprung to mind before I even opened the thread, and I am shocked that no-one else has mentioned either of them yet.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 14 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

meg is lovely! why the hate?!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 14 February 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Carmen Electra owns this thread for me.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 14 February 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

All of 'Friends'.
Are there five of them? They deserve each other.

― mei (mei), Saturday, 14 February 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The key to understanding Nicole Kidman's beauty = drag queen chic

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 14 February 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That'd explain it. I always though her ex was gay.

― mei (mei), Saturday, 14 February 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the hell is Eve?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 14 February 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

wot J.D. said: only like Naomi Watts and I'm happy to see (from the quick glance I've given through this thread) that she has not been mentioned.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 14 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt in 30 years:

http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/waywewere3.jpg

― Allyzay, Saturday, 14 February 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

They don'y look thay bad

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

don't

that

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigourney Weaver
Melanie Griffith
Jennifer Aniston
Pamela Anderson
Daryl Hannah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 14 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

of everything mentioned here, I'd definitely concur that Courtney Cox, Kylie Minogue and the modern Courtney Love are kinda YEAAAGGGGHHHH (though I think Courtney was hot in the Kurt years). And I don't know if Pamela Anderson is more than 50% person anymore, so does she count? I mean I don't find the Little Mermaid attractive.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't say Courtney was "hot" but she was better looking

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, she's like the Joker now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You could probably mistake Kurt's coffin for a tilt-a-whirl at this point.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor Courtney.

Why'd it happen right after Kurt die?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ask Nick Broomfield.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(he directed the documentary Kurt & Courtney, Aja. Which you should definitely check out if you'd like to learn more about the happy couple)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I have that already

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

awesome

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it really?

I feel weird having it

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well ok it's kind of creepy but I think it's a pretty rewarding work. I don't think it proves anything suspicious in re: to Cobain's death, but at the very least it makes colorfully clear that Courtney Love is probably best appreciated from a long distance.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah.

But even her dad thinks she killed him. But why should we really care about his opinion? He wasn't really in her life, so how would he know?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

that's exactly why I don't think the movie proves anything. But I think it's very interesting to see how the people from her life are like and what they think of her.

But to get us back on subject here...
the Strokes are not beautiful.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

any of them

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

They are weird looking.

But that also gets back to Courtney because of a song on her new album, but any way...

Simple Plan

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

people find Simple Plan beautiful? frightening.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

They might. I can't imagine people liking them for their music.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

good call

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Christina Agulara or whatever her last name is.

She needs to learn how to fix her hair!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in Eve's boyfriend in Barbershop shocka!

Carmen Electra & Paris Hilton totally otm.

Add: Catherine Zeta Jones. She's a huge zero.

xp: Xtina has cute cheeks, and when she has black hair, krrworw.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Saturday, 14 February 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe there's 250+ messages and no mention of Andie McDowell yet. As they say up north 'I bet she keeps her knickers in the freezer'.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Courtney Love or Amanda Lepore???

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The picture?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

haha 89 new messages and half of them are a jr high grunge "meet the press"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

omigod jess are you wearign that gummi bracelet becuz you wanna kiss me?!?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I just have to say that Angelina Jolie is so hot, it makes me uncomfortable. In a good way. But I never saw the appeal of tons of Hollywood ladies and men. So many of their faces look ironed-on or something.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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