This is the thread where we appreciate JESS!!!

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Yes, today is the day. Tell Strongo-Postington something good today!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't kill yourself

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i like you jess. no sarcasm

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

haha oh dear god

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd probably like him more if he didn't ask me to kill myself

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i love technicolor.

'nuff said.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

wot aja said the first time

― pete s, Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

still my favorite technoid

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

my favorite eater of ill-reputed sandwiches

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

nice ass

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel a bit ill

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

don't throw up

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

appreciate him.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

In a way I am. I'm giving him advice so he doesn't die and can be adored.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

as well as a great ASS, he has a beautiful mind

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

this may be the lowest moment of my life.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Get high naturally. Don't do drugs.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

take no notice strongo, i'm just jealous

of your ASS

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

shut up

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this may be the lowest moment of my life.

That's Jess-talk for "U guys r the kewlest! LOL! :->"

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Then what does he really mean when he asls you to kill yourself?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

asks

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends...

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, what's the occasion again?

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

none needed.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/mcdonald-suicide.jpg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit aja!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That damned clown should have been hung by the neck a long time ago!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

pain through joy

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit aja!

Now what?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the derailment has made me sad.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard jess is like totally tall and huge and can dunk and everything

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha it's like a pinata of ill-advised 'meals'!

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(this works on both levels)

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 14 February 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I "appreciate" Jess.

― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 15 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey! Butt sex!!

...
(wrong thread??)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 15 February 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

that hardcore in the 90s article he wrote was OTM!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 15 February 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Go out and buy yourself a Venom boxset, eat an entire bag of potato chips and drink an entire six pack of cheap-ass beer on your own in tribute to the horned on.

http://champion.chez.tiscali.fr/PHVENOM.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

he's a fine, fine fine, fine boy (cf Darlene Love)

and a good writer and good guy (tho somewhat grumpy)

― H (Heruy), Sunday, 15 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Jess that fat guy who works in the convenience store?

I don't know who Jess is?

― Happy, Sunday, 15 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

someone out there is crying.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 15 February 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a tear in my beer

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 15 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i woke up this morning, looked out the window at the sun shining over the Silverlake hills, and thought "i will appreciate Jess". and now i have done it. this is the sum total of my accomplishments for this day.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0363641/

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 16 February 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always liked Jess.

― jel -- lennium -- (jel), Monday, 16 February 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hi jess ::hugz::

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Monday, 16 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess is almost always otm.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for those times when he's really wrong.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

his post of the ronald pic is the best post to this thread so far so...

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 16 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

next, Gina Arnold appreciation week begins . . .

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 16 February 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess is tall and loves teddy bears and ass. This makes him like me, and in this, I love him.

― Allyzay, Monday, 16 February 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

bump

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, jess

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dude's a dude.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

he was mean to luna sometimes, though :(

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

other people too, cuz ILX made him really cranky. That's why I'm glad he pulled himself away and I'm a little bothered about these raindances. Let him rest in peace!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Amen to that, manthong.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I got into a couple of scrapes with him in the past, but I will admit that he was hilarious and that he solidly PWNED me in most of those conflicts. Now I miss him, but if he's off being happier, then that's good and he should stay away.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i like jess

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

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― _, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

trife: did you see
trife: my tribute to you
trife: This is the thread where we appreciate JESS!!!
trife: scroll down
trife: i just stole it from the onion but still
strongo: you fucking douche!!
strongo: why did you do that??
trife: because i thought of you when i saw it?!
trife: and laughed!
trife: :-X
trife: is it worse than aja telling you not to kill yourself?
strongo: yes

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

I appreciate Jess

especially the ass

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

i love how the original thread was started on valentine's day.

needless to say, no plans to kill myself these days.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

i love how the original thread was started by orbit!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

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