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Funny things that celebs have most definately said during sex at one time or another...

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Bruce Forsyth: "Are you ready for your Brucie bonus?"

Chris Tarrant: "Would you like me to cum? Is that your final answer? Would you like to phone a friend? Uerrrrggggh!"

Bob Monkhouse: "Here we go with the golden shot"

All the while their wives/ girlfriends titter away and say, "ooh naughty". I'm right though aint I?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

dont celebrities actually have to be famous?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The world stops at Land's End, Jess, come on.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright - well fucking sorry we never clicked onto the talents of Regis and Kathie Lee over here...

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Psychoanalyst say "defensive man with latent aggression he have small penis and castration fear".

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm indecisive today; should i have Indian buffet or sushi for lunch today?

i think i'm leaning towards sushi.

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Indian buffet. Have you not heard the story about the piranha in the Thames? Sushi sales will fall.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've not got a small penis and would invite any size 8 to 10 girlie on these boards to come and do a first hand check if they so wish...

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

they found piranha in the Thames? how'd that happen? how could it even survive?

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy Saville "Now then now then unrhrhrhrhrnrnrnrnrhrnr!"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven's got the hang of this one...

The guy from Big Brother's voiceover:

"When do I cum? YOU decide!"

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew Kelly "Tonight I'm going to be....your everything"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Then again, Ann Arbor now has like 4 Indian buffets within a five-minute walk from each other.

wouldn't that be overstressing the market a bit?

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The entire Kop end .. "aaaaaaaaaaaahhh You're shit ah!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

OJ Simpson "Baby you and me fit like hand in glove"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Noel Edmonds "Say hello to Mr Blobby"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Daniels "You'll like this...not a lot"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You've though of this before haven't you. I'm trying to think of a Ludacris-themed joke.

― NERQ (Enrique), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the piranha was dead & they think a bird dropped it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The piranha was dropped by a seagull onto the deck of a boat on the Thames. Interestingly enough, the boat was a council vessel who's purpose is to enourage new species of fish in the river... They reckon the piranha was a posh pet chucked out into the river when it died.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ludacris - "Oh sorry! Please tell me if it hurts, I'm not very good at this"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Led Zeppelin: Fetch the dead piranha!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. i can't tell if that's irony or not.

(xpost. maybe.)

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the bloke from the boxing:
"lllllllllllets get ready to Ffffffffffummmmmbbblllleeeeee"

― chris (chris), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Martha Stewart - It's a Good Thing
Busta Rhymes - Flipmode is da motherfuckin Squad!
William Jefferson Clinton - I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman, Ms.
Calum Robert Waddell - n/a

Incidentally, the letter "a" does not appear in the word "definitely." I suppose that you have good reason to be unfamiliar with the English language.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Revive.

If we aint having no new threads revive the old ones!

― Music Mick, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, the letter "a" does not appear in the word "definitely." I suppose that you have good reason to be unfamiliar with the English language.

I would actually wager that "definately" is the most commonly misspelled word EVER. That I've noticed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking the same. Do people actually pronounce it "def-uh-NATE-lee"? if so, i want to slap them.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

'arse' would have to be a pretty close second.

― I HAVE NO MIND RO BOT I-HAVE-NO-MIND I HAVE NO MIND (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely has got finite in the middle.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

say "YES, YES, YES, YES, Paul."

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)


Yeah baby, that's why they call me the orgasm gene

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9908/16/det.rock.city/link.gene.simmons.jpg

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Music Mick, Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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