happy birthday strongo hulkington!!!

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hurrah!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday you fool!

― Carey (Carey), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks, strongo.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

WE LOVE YOU JESS.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man I just revived yer old birthday thread. now you're gonna get two. ya cranky fuck.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

jess's old birthday thread - I USED THE SEARCH ENGINE!!!!!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, Jess.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Jess!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday !!!!

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Saddo Pandington!!!

May your year please you and may the gods of music bestow upon you a danceable grime variant.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Jess you miserable bastard!! You are cool by me. Your pal, Cranky Oldington

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday jess!

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ostrichink.com/july2003/mase.jpg

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eotl.org/races/Teddy.JPG

― nebbo gabbington (gabbneb), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a great birthday, ok.

http://www.opossum.org/graphics/jess.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday you funny focker.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday (before this thread gets awful) (j/k)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess is and remains a man of thorough goodness. And indeed he's a hilarious bastard. Woohoo! Birthday!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday in lower case

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe that Jess is our future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty he possesses inside
Give him a sense of pride to make it easier
Let his laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on Jess
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of Jess
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love Jess
It is the greatest love of all

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in Jess

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/spencerchow/jess.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

happy girthday chubs

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birfday, sourpuss!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

bless you all. (except for dean, who can suck my cock until he asphyxiates.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

So how's your birthday been?

Get anything good, like lots of money?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You're my favourite Arab on these boards. Hap bir Jes Har.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Strongo! This will have to do in lieu of a card:

http://www.vuosa.edu.hel.fi/francseb/kelly-osbourne_080402.gif

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hope it's a fantastic day xx

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday strongman

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

god that photo of me is all i need to look at if i feel too hungover to go to the gym tomorrow

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheer up, it's yr damn birfday, Oscar the Grouch!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

massive birthday appreciation!!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

shit yess!!

HB SH!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Strongo. Go ahead and be miserable today if you want. It's your fucking birthday. I hope it doesn't completely suck, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

may your 26th year be filled with butt play

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i apologize

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i meant to say:

hammy girthday chongo bulkington

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, my gut is worse than yrs and I have bacne, so be thankful for whatcha got

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Terror 'Duck' Danjah say: quacky birthday JESS!
http://www.rhythmdivision.co.uk/samples/marsta_fibre_terra_danjah.wma

― Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Feliz cumpleanos and a kick in the shins!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess you rule. Happy birthday.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPO BIRTHINGTON!!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

MHR to my favourite corny indie fuc

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Jessy hapday, birth.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday - have a good day big guy!

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha happy birthday dude even though this thread will make you want to puke in your own mouth and gargle with it

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 22 February 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

THANKS, STRONGO!!! xxx

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday jess old chap. not as old as me though. may your year be filled with all those glorious things we share an interest in.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 22 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoppy boitday to Mr. Groucho!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 22 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday jess. I think you're one of few I like.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

in the world.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a small world, after all.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrongo!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS! YOU ROCK! I MEET GIRLS AND THINK WHY IS THE WORLD UNHAPPY!?!?! WHY CAN'T THE RIGHT PEOPLE BE IN THE SAME ROOM?@!?!

― youn, Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hbj!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday you slag!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday you jolly elf. Watch some valuable primates for me ok.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I was listening to Sub Rosa vs Kompakt, thinking you'd be pleased. Happy birthday.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i am asetiousoly hammemr on uin and ui wuld like to syhah happy birthday to whtgowlrd

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A Flock of Seagulls' 1984 album, The Story of a Young Heart, failed to produce any hits. In 1989, A Flock of Seagulls replaced Reynolds w/ Garry Steadnin and added Chris Chryssaphis. Celebrate the Nun was formed in Hanover, Germany in 1986 by HP Baxxter and Rick Jordan.

Happy birthday!

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i would wish you the best for the coming year and hope all your problems resolve themselves in glorious happiness: but would a happy strongo be as funny?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This is really great. Happy birthday, Jess.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess,, I luvs ya! In my quiet way.

― Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday. have a few drinks, why don't you!

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 22 February 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

gelukkige verjaardag!

― nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet that totally means "happy birthday"

― Dan I., Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, Jess!

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 22 February 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, I found you a small gift. I hope you like it. It's The Unabomber Manifesto.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 22 February 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Jess

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 22 February 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hip hip hooray for Strongo Pilkington!!!! On his most magical of birthing days!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 22 February 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You have the same birthday as my bro. Happy birthday clownface.

― fcussen (Burger), Sunday, 22 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

every posse and crew out there the birthday is before your jess

― michael finn and aphrodite (blueski), Sunday, 22 February 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yay jess!!

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he didn't take me up on my kind offer to pay for his amtrak ticket from philly to nyc. but happy b'day to strongo anyway!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Mohammed Abba!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ow my head hurts. spiced rum is very very bad.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy hangover recovery, sir. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy day-after-Birthday Jess!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

In honor of your birthday hangover, I will NOT post a link to the brain-melting Bea-bee picture.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no idea what that is, but i probably thank you, anyway.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish linked it on the fat bees thread. It will make your eyes bleed.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i think they might be doing that already.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a happy, angular, birthday Jess. (Sorry I snapped at you on ILM a week or so back)

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I linked it here just in case your eyes aren't bleeding enough.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know it's late Hunko Stronglongington, but Happy birthday, you're my favourite curmudgeon.

― chris (chris), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hope you had a nice day after your birthday day earlier today! (argh... day day day day. have a good one of them too)

― Poppy (poppy), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, I'm Coldplay, and I'd just like to wish you a happy birthday.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy belated b-day, you crazy motherfucker, you. I hope you did your Strongo Dance and remembered to keep your clothes on.

― Barima (Barima), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

happy late b-day!

― Chris V (Chris V), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Spiced rum? Hahah Jess spends his birthday drinking Old Spice ahhahahaha - or Morgan Spice quite frankly I am unsure which is best! Happy birthday anyway though.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

happy (late)b-day trongo sulkington

― kephm, Monday, 23 February 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

fiddy birthday, jess!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

woo hoo, aren't you special?

(yes, yes, you are)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(o so strongly sorry-o for being so late'ington but)

k-happity birthington to s'hulkintong yo!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy late birthday to the lovely Jess

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

shit, just saw this

belated happy birthday wishes mr. hulkington

― H (Heruy), Monday, 23 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

later happy birthday to Jess.

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

hbjh

rip

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://home.uchicago.edu/~jniimi/keithjessmatos.JPG

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

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