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i emerge from the lurking-and-not-posting-much-these-days depths to deliver this message!! happy birthday to ILX's most lovable curmudgeon!! KORITFW!!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

u should say something cranky now jess so that i will heart you even more

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, jess! It's your birthday on the East Coast! Coming soon to Olympia!

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jess

now where's that birthday cake??

http://tfp.killbots.com/pics/tpic038.gif

(that's the last time, I promise)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday Jess! (Does he even post to this shithole any more?)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Very happy birthday wishes, Jess. Party well and embrace the new year.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:35 (twenty-three years ago)

A Jess birthday? Hurrah! :-) May it be happy indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

it's aquarius-pisces cusp mania in this bitch!

Happy Birthday!

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess: josh i dont wanna turn 25
josh: why not it's no big
Jess: quarter of a century dude
Jess: in three hours
Jess: and little to nothing to show for it
josh: those numbers mean nothing
Jess: yes, i have outlasted many buildings and elephants
josh: i was standing at the bus stop today
josh: and marveling at how i was like standing upright and stuff
josh: surely lesser collections of matter would have crumbled away in 25 years
josh: you know, because of the elements, tigers, stuff like that
Jess: yeah you gotta watch out for tigers
Jess: and hail
josh: i have shirts that couldn't last 5 years
josh: so i figure the fact that my dick hasn't fallen off yet is pretty remarkable

(i love you all. keep em coming)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOOX

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:42 (twenty-three years ago)

you're a dick, jess, but you haven't fallen off yet either

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to Je-ess, Happy Birthday to You

(sung in a micro-dub-step style!)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

(my bd was the 16th, also 25, and this woman in my office asked me like four times "so how's your quarterlife crisis?" She still lives.)

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

haha you know i still love you (but not as much as esoj does obv) jess! even if you do call me strange names. happy birthday!

― minna (minna), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy happy b-day!

― Jen (nstop), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, happy birthday my love.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

there was a whole section at barnes the other day about "surviving your quarter life crisis"! i wasn't worried til then

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

halitosis was invented by listerine...

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

jess i was hoping you'd say something mean to me and then i was going to say "jess don't take no mess!" but now you've ruined it

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i couldn't tell if you were serious or not!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex, what is it with those Mystickal green onion bookends? Please don't tell me that is actually The Fire to be Honoured.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d724/d72416h46uj.jpg

― minna (minna), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday to Jess! many bottles of cold Yuengling and dreams of Andrew WK singing "Common People"!!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, you punk ass bitch. After 25, the rest of your life is sweet melty butter on a hot, steaming blueberry muffin. (All of you that think otherwise can eat Jess' dick.) And you can rent cars, too! I dust off my new Human League CDs for you. Happy happy, slick.

It's just a shame that you were born 3 days too late to be a hip water-bearing Aquarian like us other swank studly cats & dogs. That are Aquarians. Like, yeah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

happy b-day jess! absurd confession: i thought your name was short for "jessica" for my first three ilx months back in 2001 MUAHAHAHA

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

bump

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha the patheticness)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoo!!!!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha the patheticness)

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 20th, 2003.

yeah haha sorry ahah

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess! I loooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeee yyyyoooooouuuuuuu!!!
Happy birthday!!! And goodnight.

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday, emo fishman (sez the emo fishman).

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jess! thanks for teaching me what not to become by the time im 25!

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jess! -

― Matt Dillon (James Blount), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://smilequilt.com/sqbirthdays/jessicaanne/jess-family.jpg

― you, Friday, 21 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:56 (twenty-three years ago)

you've all made grandma very happy

now that it's actually my birthday i'm going to bed

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 09:33 (twenty-three years ago)

MHR to the man with the best taste on ILX.

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 21 February 2003 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0027172775.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

happy happy happy birthday, yo!

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jessica!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

it's your quarter-life birthday => you will live to 100 => you think you hate us _now_...

Happy birthday, man!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess I would've done this ages ago if I hadn't fallen asleep at 10:30pm and woke up at 5. Happy birthday!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

happy corny birthday Mr Jess!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthdayness Jess

― Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

happy barfday

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 21 February 2003 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Jess: Zing!

Happy birthday.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 21 February 2003 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

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Congratulations on outlasting some buildings and elephants, Jess!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

yo boss

bust some caps in corny ass fr me BABY

the best is yet to come

KORITFW!!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Congratulations that Chris Moyles' bd isn't until tomorrow!

― Graham (graham), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

happeee birfday lovah!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jess :-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

HBJ!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo, I thought this thread was "happy birthday JESUS!!!" and I was like, whoa, that year went by quick.
regardless, h.b.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

No nailing of Jess up to crosses. He would complain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That doesn't happen on the birthday anyway.
Off topic, but how did J.C. celebrate his b-day?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, you share a birthday with Chris Moyles!

aww, what a horrible thing to say.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy b-day Jess, 25 is young so go forth and prosper.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

And now it's time for ... BLURBS FROM THE FUTURE!

"Stunning. . . . A birthday of unparalleled vibrancy and rare emotional impact. This birthday has so much drive that, once started, it is almost impossible to leave unfinished."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

hip hip hooray for Jess! on his magical dubplatestyle birthing day!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

don't forget to top your birthday cake with anal cherries!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-na-na

YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-na-na

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO YEAH!*

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-na-na

YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-na-na

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!

--breakdown--

*this was a lie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOOOOOD!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS -- FROM YOUR HIRSUTE, HELIUM-VOICED PALS IN ALTERED IMAGES
(clink link above pic)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday, love your sense of humour.

― Tatyana, Friday, 21 February 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Whenever dark has fallen
you know the spirit of the party
starts to come alive.
Until the day is dawning
you can throw out all your blues
and hit the city lights.
'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so gimme the night. Gimme the night.

You need the evening action,
a place to dine, a glass of wine,
a little late romance.
It's a chain reaction.
You'll see the people of the world
coming out to dance.
'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so gimme the night. Gimme the night.

So come on out tonight
and we'll lead the others
on a ride through paradise.
And if you feel all right
then we can be lovers 'cause I see that
starlight look in your eyes.
Don't you know we can fly?
Just gimme the night. Gimme the night.

And if we stay together,
we'll feel the rhythm of the evening
taking us up high.
Never mind the weather.
We'll be dancing in the street
until the morning light.
'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere.
So gimme the night. Gimme the night

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday, guy.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

If ilx was a computer game, you'd be a mini-boss.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cardmagnets.com/CanSafes/OLYMPIABEER.JPG

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(the best part is that the can does not contain a beverage but is instead a "can-safe")

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(drink "safe" folx)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

erase the word "the" on the can to be really accurate

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Huge birthday greetings, Jess!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer is so hilarious I nevah thot of that one

Also happy birthday to Jess, you are like two whole months older than me already, look at my accomplishments and look at yours, hey you have a girlfriend fuck you nevermind.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday Jess!

― stevo (stevo), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar i am the king of old corn

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― El C.I.D. (lawrence kansas), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday! Do something that makes you happy!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jess

― Michael B, Friday, 21 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Many happy birthday vibes to THAT FUCKER JESS HARVELL!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 22 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

you look like a monkey and smell like one too

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 22 February 2003 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday jess!

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 22 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 22 February 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

jess rox u r all gay

― Ess Kay (esskay), Saturday, 22 February 2003 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

100

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)

101

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:56 (twenty-three years ago)

bump

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, take that

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 February 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

and party!

gary barlow to thread

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday!!

― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 23 February 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*affects Moz pose*

Ev-er-y-day is like JESSDAY!

*descending guitar notes*

Jess-day roxx, u r all gaaaaaaaaaaay...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday from all here in Ormskirk

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 23 February 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT!

happy birthday ya cranky bastard. You're two inches taller than me and I'll never forgive you for it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I should thank you, strongo.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

HBJ

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday strongo hulkington!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 22 February 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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