LAUGHING! OUT LOUD! 3XC3L510Rz! (now with 17.4% more circular jerkery)

that wouldn't be very bigamy
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), February 22nd, 2004 11:58 PM.

-- dude0r (dude0...), February 23rd, 2004.

Who knows? It might make a vas deferens.

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), February 23rd, 2004.

maybe he's sting
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), February 23rd, 2004.

So THAT'S what Sigur Ros are singing.

"Itchy WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 22nd, 2004 4:11 PM. (later)

-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2004. (link)

(I liked how the bit goes 'around' aja, responsibly....)

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I dont know. Whatever they did, they brought back Vikings and Hotdogs eventually. Im not sure where on the timeline that is though.
-- Spinktron 2000 (Marylan...), February 22nd, 2004 6:05 AM. (later)

Summarise a Novel in 25 Words

-- mookieproof (ole04...), February 20th, 2004 5:42 PM. (mookieproof) (later)

-- Spinktron 2000 (Marylan...), February 23rd, 2004 4:41 PM. (El Spinktor) (later)

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he still looks like yasser arafat.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), February 23rd, 2004.

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I initially read that as "yer fat ass."
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 23rd, 2004.

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She's married to Jon Lovitz.
-- luna (luna_cee...), February 23rd, 2004 3:55 PM. (luna.c)

-- Anna (Fieldingann...), February 23rd, 2004.

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Yes, that was a really good move.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 23rd, 2004.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), February 24th, 2004

Answers

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The costitution varies by school, but the costibooks is generally going to be around $300-$500 a semester, depending on what you take. More if they're signed. Costipens won't run you more than a couple bucks if you don't get all froo froo about it.
-- Tep (te...), February 24th, 2004.

This thread is a fine example of why I love ILX.

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What's with all the gay-ass toys?
-- maypang

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He's like a young Momus!
-- Silly Sailor

*tousles hair*

Tep is a superstar for this quote. OMG. I'm tearing up from hard laughter here. OMG. *breathes deeply to calm down* Thank you.

-- Donna Brown (summerbab...), February 24th, 2004.

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I want a bottom like that!
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), February 23rd, 2004 4:43 AM. (C J)

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It would be inconvenient as a purse substitute.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 23rd, 2004 4:44 AM. (nickdastoor)

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this thread has clearly fallen into the hands of the unmeek.
-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), February 23rd, 2004 4:44 AM. (Fritz)

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The meek be shopping.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 23rd, 2004 4:45 AM. (nickdastoor)

-- sunjammerr (sunjammer...), February 24th, 2004.
well, Australians are nothing if not drunk Canadians.

-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), February 24th, 2004.
boimm shakalaka

-- sunjammer@hotmail.com (sunjamme...), February 24th, 2004.
I think I'm wrong about that.

-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), February 24th, 2004.
No, you are very OTM.

-- Sym (shmuelm4...), February 24th, 2004.

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who is peter north

-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), February 24th, 2004. (later)

If you Google, he will come.

-- Le Coq (2345...), February 24th, 2004. (later)

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THE KNIGHT RIDER THEME IS BEST AS IT IS. PERFECTION IN 128 SECONDS.
-- Allyzay (thatsenoughofyou @ wtf.com), February 24th, 2004. (later)

Ultimately the courts will find that civil unions are the same as all-black high schools - separate but equal rarely is. Only equal marriage rights will hold up.

Let's just get this over with an ban marriage altogether.

-- andy (and...), February 24th, 2004. (later) (link)

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"fucking troops"?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 24th, 2004. (later) (link)

-- Chris V (formerlypoopsmcge...), February 24th, 2004. (later)

-- TOMBOT (wtf @ uh.wtf.uh.wtf.uh.wtf.uh.), February 24th, 2004. (later)

please tell me you put an eyepatch and a penis on it.

-- Chris V (formerlypoopsmcge...), February 24th, 2004. (later)

I want Mel Gibson to be gang raped by Le Tigre.
-- Jeanne Fury (jeannefur...), February 24th, 2004. (later)

discuss

-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), March 14th, 2004.

Answers

What is it?

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), March 14th, 2004.

Giving Up: Sweatpants in Public

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americans be suin'
-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 15th, 2004 6:51 AM. (RJG) (later)

We sold tickets to our classmates for a quarter a piece. We actually managed to raise quite a bit of money, by first-grade standards. Later on, our teacher found out and, realizing that there was no fucking way we were holding a concert during lunch on the playground, made us refund the tickets. We had already squandered all the money on candy at the grocery store, so I remember my Mom had to pay for it and I didn't get an allowance for a long time as a result. She was not pleased.

The wierd thing is that we – on some level – didn't even think we were ripping people off. Corey (the alpha of the twins) claimed that we could turn my grandmother's acoustic guitar into an electric by connecting it to one of his Mom's stereo speaker with two nails and a piece of wire. I think we all operating under the group delusion that we were actually going to go through with it.

I guess I have no point other than that I remembered this and wanted to get it down while it was in my head.....also, perhaps to ask any of you if you did any other similar stunts that seemed to point you towards a life of being perhaps a wee bit too obsessed with music.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), March 15th, 2004. (Matt Helgeson)

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for a wonderful second I thought that said 'for the victims of spam'.
-- Gatinha (rwillmse...), March 15th, 2004 10:52 AM. (rwillmsen)

-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...) (webmail), March 14th, 2004 12:46 PM. (J0hn Darn1elle) (later)

COMPUTER LAB GIRLS: JESS LIKES BUILT TO SPILL

-- matthew m.

-- Dom Passantino (lifetimepilingu...), January 9th, 2004.

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Felix kubin used one in an interview but I can't remember it, even it's explaination : it was something about fighting your lazy dawg in the morning, if you win you get to get out of bed and if you lose you snooze or something like that, anyone know about that expression?

-- Sébastien Chikara (sebastie...), March 16th, 2004.

Innereschweinehundbekämpfung

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...), March 16th, 2004.

Babelfish translates Innereschweinehundbekämpfung to Inside pig dog fight = this must be it! Thank you Colin.

-- Sébastien Chikara (sebastie...), March 16th, 2004.

As a person who actually speaks to porn stars on a fairly regular basis, trust me, it's not. It's like talking to a methed-up eight-year-old with the ego of that psycho god-kid Clint Howard played on Star Trek.

-- Phil Freeman (newyorkisno...), March 16th, 2004.

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they're poopyheads.
-- teeny (teen...), March 16th, 2004 4:39 PM. (teeny) (later)

ha ha hacky sacks

Once in high school the pottery teacher took away my friend Josh's hacky sack and later that week he asked for it back and she (a very chubbified
hairy woman who I never once saw standing upright) reached down into the fuzzy crevice of her bra and VOILA there it was.

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 16th, 2004. (later)

Anyway, wot El Diablo said, because Jess is a funny mang.

Music and Art (inc.Photography)
sajhda
Silly Questions

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w-w-w-w-what's the sound enhancer?
-- Dave B (dave.boyl...), March 16th, 2004 12:14 AM. (daveb)

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The "play" button.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), March 16th, 2004 12:41 AM. (Mark C)

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), March 16th, 2004 2:58 PM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

Very similar story to mine, except change "the Rev. Horton Heat's set" to "Golden Girls."

-- roxymuzak

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), April 5th, 2004.

(Ahem. my bad. soz)