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― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

although nothing funny going on at the mo...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

here's one:

I was deejaying at a college function many years ago, playing a freeform set that was being well received, when some dirty hippie freshman told me that my music was "bumming everyone out". Normally, I would have politely disagreed and sent him on his way, but it a beutiful day, the set was going really well, and I was drunk on whiskey, so I told him "back the fuck off now or I'll slit your fucking throat."
I am not proud of this memory.

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...), March 17th, 2004 2:16 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear to Go I'm as gentle as a lamb.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Heck, we should all worship to Go.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a fun game

― !!!! (amateurist), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the idea that the story takes place, not in the city of london, but in jack london's head.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 17th, 2004 2:17 AM. (link)

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or bottom.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 17th, 2004 2:18 AM. (link)

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

QAEFJLANDF,MANDCLAC['AJD;LJA;FVKJADJFVAKNJFLKEDNFLJANLCVJANLJD
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), March 17th, 2004 2:55 AM. (later)

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that's Irish for "lend me some sugar"
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), March 17th, 2004 2:55 AM. (later)

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing is funny anymore.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

except when really fat blokes with manboobs go trampolining.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

what's long, hard and full of seamen?
-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 17th, 2004.

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You
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), March 17th, 2004.

[I am 12 years old btw]

― hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm = aja

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey Man, wo ist mein Auto?"

-- CharlieNo4 (charlie_iven...), March 17th, 2004.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed

http://de.findcoolmovies.com/coversde/dudewh.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But who cares about Usher on "Yeah"? It's all about Lil' Jon. It just goes to show how undynamic Usher is.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

It's all about Lil' Jon.

This statement is the Apocalypse in a silver thong.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wow i'm all flushed, this is i think my first ever Excelsior reference. *bows*

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold on a fucking minute, Janine killed Barry???!!!!?????**@@@?>

-- Chuck Tatum (sappy_papp...), March 16th, 2004. (later)

Can you blame her?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 16th, 2004. (later)

Barry Lasagne had it coming.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 16th, 2004. (later)

He tried it.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 16th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i found a copy on oldversion.com today
-- Pablo Cruise (chaki_mc_chak...), March 14th, 2004. (later)

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I need download free kazza plase can you tell me where :email:devilcj300...
-- carlosjordano (devilcj300...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

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dude i answered right above you ,fool ass
-- Pablo Cruise (chaki_mc_chak...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

We should call taht woman " She Who titties don't match her Chub"
or A_Lot_Less Booboola_Than_Anna Nicole..
Silicone and Plastic Surgery for Dummies- By Jack Kevorkian

-- Kayamaga (Swordsmaster...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

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Toothpickmaster2@hotmail.com
-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 17th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

there are many, many reasons why i left new york.

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 17th, 2004.

Please tell me being chased out of town for wandering around in nothing but white socks, trainers and red mask wasn't one of them.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 17th, 2004.

not white socks, no

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 17th, 2004.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Fax it!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 18 March 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be great if there were no humans in the film at all! and it was all in alienese/predatorese à la the passion of the christ
-- s1ocki

That would be the greatest thing ever. Subtitles for growls, hisses, and snarls!
Alien: "Die!"

Predator: "You're mine, bitch!"

Facehugger: "I look alarmingly like an alaskan king crab."

Chestburster: "I look like a penis with teeth, how do you think I feel?"

-- latebloomer

why are they talking about what they look like?
-- s1ocki

They're neurotic. That's why they're so hostile to humans.

-- latebloomer

that would be very demystifying.
-- s1ocki

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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Lazy inflatable rat! GET A JOB.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 18th, 2004.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I never thought i'd say this horrible statement but "i hate to be un-PC" but people stuttering IS annoying. Are you telling me you don't feel any discomfort when you have to sit there and wait for someone to spit out what they're trying to say? I'm not saying i don't like the people or that they should be discriminated, i just thought i could give an honest opinion on a fucking message board. blow me.

-- D Aziz (esquire198...), March 18th, 2004.

i like it when you are angry. dont stop

-- gareth (garet...), March 18th, 2004.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

There should be cake for all. And I'm making the coffee. No-one except my Zen coffee master makes better coffee than me. You know how good my espresso is? I take a thermos of it to the finest cafes in the land, and drink it openly in front of the bastard faces of the staff, because once you've tasted this black gold, you cannot go back down to that shit. You just can't.
I'll tell you another story about my espresso. When people come round and I give them coffee, they fall into silence. A reverent silence descends. Then one of them might say, 'holy f***, this is some damn fine coffee'. That's how good it is.

I go to the best grinders, I make up my own blend, I SPECIFY the coarseness of the grind, if necessary I get the manager in, especially if I'm getting attitude from the cheese goofer at the counter.

Then, fueled with this mellow, deep, arabica, crowned with a the slightest of lemon astringencies, I come up with the most ridiculous, the most pointless posts, imaginable.

-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), March 18th, 2004 3:03 PM. (colin s barrow)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my mom just emailed me from her job in indiana--she works at like a prison work release program--saying she had to process a perp but she had to wait until Maryland made that free throw. This being Indiana, I think everyone understood.
-- teeny (teen...), March 18th, 2004.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

god i was drunk last night, though on Scottish Brown Ale not guiness. am i a traitor to 25% of my heritage? anyways, it would be funny to have a jewish holiday where everyone pretendes to be jewish, especially if everyone pretended to be like my jewish grandmother, who, after 1/4 of a glass of manishevitz, says "oh my, im so tipsy, i need to go to sleep." this has to be said in the thickest brookline/newton/boston accent evah too ;-)
-- Aaron Grossman (aajjg...), March 18th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it was shit writing, a shit, ethically supsect premise, just shit. yet another broadsheet twat taking up attention that more talented amateurs or not-yet-established writers should be getting. marcello's book deal does not in any way make up for crap like this, but at least it redresses the balance a bit.

-- overcast (rain...), March 18th, 2004.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, why did this come up in the first place? I had no idea Ned was a Heath watcher.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

Good lord, I'm not. But somebody said the word 'roar' on a thread and all of a sudden I remembered this thing. Like how you read "Kubla Khan" by Coleridge and eventually start thinking of Gene Kelly dancing around a disco pinball machine.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

Don't you mean "Xanadu?"

-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

Aaargh! I made my own brain hurt!

-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

I wish it was me.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

deep dark woods in wyoming, I was 16 and no coffee drinker yet. we were camping, metal coffeepot bubbling over a fire. my mom's boyfriend produced a bottle of Yukon Jack, poured a couple fingers into a couple of cups of coffee, and handed them to me and my brother. we all recited from the bottle: "Yukon Jack is a taste born of hoary nights, when lonely men struggled to keep their fires lit and cabins warm."
fucking A.

-- Begs2Differ (cibul...), March 19th, 2004 4:14 PM. (Begs2Differ)

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actually I just re-read that, it sounds gay. but we didn't all have sex.
-- Begs2Differ (cibul...), March 19th, 2004 4:18 PM. (Begs2Differ)

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:(
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), March 19th, 2004 4:21 PM. (Oops)

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Well, come on, it was Wyoming.
-- Casuistry (chri...), March 19th, 2004 4:22 PM. (Chris Piuma)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 March 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you from England? Are you indifferent to BOREDOMS?

-- LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (william...), March 19th, 2004.

CAN WE GIVE THIS MAN A GOLDENFUCKINGCROWN?!?! HE TRULY IS A KING.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Dylan - Tarantula
Man writes novel. Shreds it. Then money arrives. Sticks it back together. Keeps money.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2004. (link)

Now I know this is against the rules. But what is funny, is that I saw a reference to the thread "Summarise a book in 25 words" today, thought "I know, I'll do Tarantula", only on reading down I find someone's done it already. Then I realise "Oh, it was me?" and I don't even recall doing it. And that I thought about the exact same book to do anyway.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Proper sex" sounds like it would involve spats and moustache wax. If that's the case, I don't think I've had it, either.
-- kirsten (kickyouintheshin...), March 19th, 2004 4:10 AM. (kirsten) (later)

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oh in that case i have
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 19th, 2004 4:10 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

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she looked dashing as hell, too
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 19th, 2004 4:10 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Suge Knight has not yet donated.

-- miloauckerman (suspectdevic...), March 19th, 2004 12:59 PM. (miloauckerman) (later)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 19 March 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH DEVIL STICKS!

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 19th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 March 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

A Sun Valley tourist from Oklahoma, when asked if he would vote for Kerry, per today's Note: "After seeing him ski? Yeah."

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), March 19th, 2004 8:55 AM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 19 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

9from the "being your own grandfather thread"...)

Classic! You can play "Got Your Own Nose" and you will always know which hand the penny is in.
-- scott seward (skotro...), March 19th, 2004.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I've heard it's bad to get high off your own supply.
-- Sym (shmuelm4...), March 19th, 2004.

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No, it's bad to get high off of Air Supply.
-- m.e.a. (flpyrw...), March 19th, 2004.

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dude, there's nothing wrong with air supply...just ask the karate kid
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 19th, 2004.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 20 March 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Just the question and the first answer to this:

drinking fermented apple juice?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 20 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubplatestyle: i have a feeling if john mayer was filmed pissing on amanda bynes or some shit he'd be going to jail too!
ETHANP23: why did you not humor me and say hilary duff
ETHANP23: i wd piss all over that shit
Dubplatestyle: :-O
Dubplatestyle: i am appalled
ETHANP23: haha whatever
Dubplatestyle: okay i wouldnt pee on it but i'd definitely do something illegal
ETHANP23: yeah i'd jaywalk w that bitch anytime

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 March 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

wwjd?

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 19th, 2004 9:54 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

"we're with john darnielle"

-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), March 19th, 2004 9:57 PM. (J0hn Darn1elle) (later)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 20 March 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

also i saw this really cute couple in the street kissing today (i was next to them, we were waiting for the cross light) and then the girl laughed in this really cool way, as if she was amused by the idea of kissing or wanting to kiss a guy in the street. i felt like i had observed some sort of wonderful unguarded moment in a young relationship, it was inspiring and made me want to hide under my kitchen sink.

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

He'd probably just asked her to go down on him.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 19th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 March 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

next on cnn, an expose of the rolling stones fanbase, where our fearless reporter reveales dozens of rolling stones fans in spain and portugal hiding broken social scene records behind their patios. "its true", says Luis Padilla, of Valencia, "i dont really like the stones, but my friends and neighbours were getting too close to the truth, my first love is Interpol, what else was i to do?"

-- gareth

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 20 March 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah yeah yeah Nate and I'm sure you can find a quote of El-P saying Jay-Z is great (fuck saying Jay-Z and Ludacris were great was like the stock undie thing last year. Didn't Four Tet or whatever say he wanted to produce them too?)

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), March 19th, 2004.

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ludacris remix EP feat. RJD2, prefuse73, four tet, and manitoba.
-- scissors (onehal...), March 19th, 2004.

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the best def jux album in the world...ever
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 19th, 2004.

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music for the advancement of ludacris
-- scissors (onehal...), March 19th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 20 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, is this Alex in NYC (cuz dk seems too obvious and I just don't want to believe that this is another one of Nate's worrying about his own taste threads)?

Do please leave me out of this.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 21st, 2004.

ok this is more just in honor of the fact that Alex's terse (if valid) complaints when being unwarrantedly referenced tend to send me into giggle fits.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 21 March 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If you imagine a thread as a big room, it's like he stuck his head in the door, said "don't talk about me," and left.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 21 March 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't like being misrepresented. Sure, mock me and all that, I don't give a damn, but don't put words in my mouth and cite me for things I have not (and would not) say.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 March 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, I said "valid." I just like the suddeness of it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 21 March 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I know ya did, Antoine....I'm just elaborating on yer point.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 447 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

http://www.spaceshipnofuture.org/pix/fhblog/yads_small.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA!!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That is quite incredible.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently I'm not the only one noticing that Aja can't spell. which confirms that he/she can't speak the english language and is still coping with the transition from the chinese language. Good luck in school Aja, maybe one day you will get citizenship and fit in. also your brother william hung is now better looking than you will ever be.
-- Josh M. (bomberman18...), April 11th, 2004.

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 12 April 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Purple Haze kinda stands by itself.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...), April 12th, 2004. (later)

So does "Mr. Roboto."

-- m.e.a. (flpyrw...), April 12th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope you get run over
-- jess

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don't forget i fucked your girl.
-- Jody Beth Rosen

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i think of it often
-- jess

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so does she.
-- Jody Beth Rosen

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Now I kinda will too.
-- mark p

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If you imagine all Aja's posts being narrated by Martin Sheen as Captain Willard I think it helps.

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

or rather:

I've got better things to do then let someone's comment get to me. I've been teased all my life. I mean, aren't we all. I think it was when I was in second grade I decided I wasn't going to cry over something someone said to me. I just wish one of my friends would do the same.
If you imagine all Aja's posts being narrated by Martin Sheen as Captain Willard I think it helps.

-- N. (nickdastoo...) (webmail), April 8th, 2004 6:15 PM. (nickdastoor) (later)

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― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My dog loved beer. If we had people over on the deck and glasses were left on the ground he would just help himself. He loved it. He was a Schnauzer. Once we got fed up with him slobbering in our glasses, and put some in his water bowl. About a half bottle, which we (foolishly) judged would be a safe amount. He was most definitely drunk. He stumbled around a bit, fell coming down the deck steps, and then starting doing silly stuff like chasing nothing and then biting the ground and eating grass, which he seemed to really like. Then he puked and passed out. He had a very bad hangover later and was grumpy. Didn't stop him from going for beer again in the future, though. Sounds a lot like me there, actually.
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 12th, 2004 6:19 AM. (Rob Bolton) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Trust me, Dr.C..."Uptown Girl" is insufferable crap, and was only the first pebble in an avalance of bad singles from the diminutive Long Islander (the absolute worst being "We Didn't Star the Fire"....maybe not, but to quote lamentable SPIN critic Joe Levy, it didn't stop you from rushing to the scene of the crime and jerking off!) It seems Mr.Joel had some credibility back in the earlier periods, circa THE STRANGER, but it all went horribly south circa the New-Wave-baiting GLASS HOUSES (from whence sprang the cloying "It's Still Rock'n'Roll to Me"). I'd like to respect him, but just cannot,....especialy ever since he insisted on wearing black sunglasses everywhere (for the last ten years) like he was the fifth Ramone or something. Die, William, Die.
-- alex in nyc (vassife...), May 16th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

britney can i get your sister email why because she look intersting
-- NAthaniel (nathanielbae...), April 12th, 2004.

...

NAthaniel can I praise your name why because you're God
-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), April 12th, 2004.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ROBIN, I SECRETLY LOVE YOUR BODY
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...) (webmail), December 12th, 2001 1:00 AM.

You've announced it now, it's no secret anymore.
-- Nicole (ndwillet...) (webmail), December 12th, 2001 1:00 AM.

hah! I shall kiss this nips nips!
-- mike hanle y (pennyson...) (webmail), December 12th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

so many people have so much hate for billy joel, and you know what, so do I, but can't we admit his strange appeal? This guy, who's basically a tool, has that knack for melody. Whether he uses it for good or evil is irrelevent. I give credit to anyone who writes things that stick in your head, whether I like them or not. I definately think he made a deal with the devil. But credit where credit due...
-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), April 12th, 2004 2:58 PM.

and seriously, Moving Out and My Life have this intense emotional/nostalgic resonance for me. Something about a sort of jewish NYC late 70s brown shag carpetting with the Eames lounge chair and a wall that's completely mirrored, parents having fondue listening to Tapestry autumn in Central Park dinner at Serandipity Upper West Side thing going on.
-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), April 12th, 2004 3:06 PM.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'see, you start a duplicate thread, and someone posts a link to the original one with four answers from 2001 (and they don't say anything else but the link so you're not sure if they're being helpful or irritated or just sitting back basking in the obsessive compulsive glow), so people go and revive that but by now the newer thread's already gained a few answers and they both just sort of shamble along the new answers page until one of them finally 'wins'.
Oh, the humanity etc

-- Ferrrrrrg (faulknerian_idiot_manchil...) (webmail), January 5th, 2004 7:36 PM. (Ferg)

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

they're like haley's comet
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), April 11th, 2004.

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with labia
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), April 11th, 2004.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

venga, why dont you just stop using scott's pubics as bungee jumping cables and stay away from his jock? i mean, please?

-- yeahyeahyeah (s_j_chauha...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX in Der Spiegel! (come on, that's kinda funny)

http://www.spiegel.de/spiegel/0,1518,294618,00.html

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

mary-kate
RJG
ashley
-- RJG (r_gillander...), April 12th, 2004 4:31 PM. (later)

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― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

And now the wacky Germans are posting to that thread. Comedy gold!

Lord of the Flies

Kids are gruesome. Fat kids are losers.

-- TN (thomasnolle...), April 11th, 2004.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, that one I posted was from the "Notate your favorite sandwich thusly" thread.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

these threads as comforting as the scent of the gardenia hand cream I'm now "sporting".
-- Michael Jones (tourajsig...), April 12th, 2004.

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Wonderful.
-- Ally C (allycook9...), April 12th, 2004.

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Sporting Gardenia -- surely one of The Great Clubs of Europe?
-- the pinefox (pinefo...), April 12th, 2004.

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The '86 final against Racing Hibiscus will linger as long as I have breath.
-- Ally C (allycook9...), April 12th, 2004.

― de, Monday, 12 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

j0hn D's final contribution to the used thread made me damn near wet my pants

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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If you disagree, you are wrong. End of story.
-- kate (masonicboo...), November 4th, 2002.

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this is how nazi germany started.
-- Godwin Slaw (wesselwaffle...), November 4th, 2002.

― sexyBastard, Monday, 12 April 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

haha hitler was in the Shangri-las???

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

no, just producing them

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

adolf "shadow" hitler

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder the New York Dolls went commie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.comedycontact.com/images/robertwuhl.jpg
"Did someone say fast and thick?"

-- C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin4...), April 13th, 2004.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

1.Real nice, chubby guy who "likes that new indie-ish sound on the radio"
2.Conservative, moustached ex-Coast Guard guy

3.Cranky ex-school teacher who likes to randomly approach me and rant for a little

4.Obnoxious chubby girl

5.Nice, smiley preppy guy

7.Sullen, frowny preppy guy

-- C0L1N B3CK3TT

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SIX?!?!?
-- Alex in SF

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RIP
-- C0L1N B3CK3TT

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You have to give me lyrics I need them I need them
-- Fucker Sucker (alienmaster0...), April 13th, 2004 11:51 AM.

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Let's get back to your first problem.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 13th, 2004 11:53 AM. (Ned)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear this is true. When I was 12 a large group of girls and I coined the term wigger ,that is we made that word up. I found your site by accident and saw the word.I grew up in virginia beach ,va.I am now 26 and I cant beleive how many times I have heard this term used.I have lived in Virginia,Utah,3 cities in California ,and Missouri.Coast to coast and back.What I want to know is when is the first time you all heard the word wigger and what state?
-- shaylaa (shaylaa7...), April 13th, 2004.

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Oh yeah here is another add on to my previous post.True definition of "wigger" is and was white kids trying to talk dress and act "Ghetto".This term does not apply to any other culture at all.We made it up because of white girls that stacked there hair and wore fila and addidas coats shoes etc.And the boys that are the equivalant to what M&M appears to be like. No offense was meant though.You had the stoners,the skaters,the grungers etc.
-- shaylaa (shaylaa7...), April 13th, 2004.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I couldn't even laugh, Alex, I was stunned!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The first post is just amazingly funny, esp. the "What I want to know is when is the first time you all heard the word wigger and what state?" part!! I couldn't stop cracking up.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think, "Do I want Trife to see that or not?" I can't decide!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

-"Lenny Kravitz asks you to read between the lines"
-"Who is he, some editor of a soviet literary mag or something?"
-- t\'\'t (phon...), April 9th, 2004.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"In the English-language InterNet forum "I love books"
over-bid themselves the participants with short summaries of the
world-literary classical authors. The default is simple:
In maximally 25 words the book must be told. The fans of
the constantly growing Minimalisten Anthologie make neither before the
Bible nor newer works like the "Harry Potter" books stop. In
addition, a quantity nonsense develops, partially the thickest tomes
quite appropriate on the point is brought. Over Tolkiens
monumental Hobbit Saga "master of the rings" is called it about:
"small people turned out into large difficulties, during it
stolen decoration loose will want." The most beautiful
contributions often get along with a fraction of the demanded length.
Only three words hand absurd piece of "control rooms on Godot"
for Samuel Becketts: "nothing happens. Twice." "

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Fred Durst (or however you spell his name)

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), April 13th, 2004 1:11 PM. (aja)

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T-U-R-D
-- .. (a...), April 13th, 2004 1:16 PM.

(childish, yeah, but made me laff)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't laugh.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Further proof that you aren't a teenage girl.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo Ned and future Haters. This is a thread that I started to have sex with someone whom I think is great. I AM A NEW FAN OF SEX and I don't care who it is with I'm I not sure what my gender is but that is okay. If you or any other Hater don't like what's goin on hear just move on. Whether you believe what others have posted or not is not my problem but don't come here and try to spoil what's here because your a hater. DON'T BE A HATER BE A CONGRADULATER.

-- cam druws (clobberthesauru...), April 13th, 2004. (later)

Oh dear dear dear dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That is not proof!

I just thought it was stupid.

Also, I was upset because I hadn't eaten. I just ate something five minutes ago. I don't think it really helped.

I need something to make me laugh, and that didn't do it.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!!

They just played a remix of two different Nickleback songs,that is unedited, and the chorus and the versus happen at the same time in each song!

That made me laugh!

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

u have a strange sense of humor, young lady

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

And you can't spell "you"

I know I have a weird sense of humor. My friends look at me funny when I make jokes.

Well I'm sorry. Should I start it off with "Knock knock" so you can understand it and think it's funny?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, this thread's getting too big for its britches again ... soooooooooo ... laugh laugh ... floor rolling, thigh slapping, excelsior, and all that jazz

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm OTM in case nobody noticed
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), April 13th, 2004.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a new laughing out loud thread here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

and the chorus and the versus happen at the same time in each song!

versEs

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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