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http://www.shore.ni.org/images/ian_dowie.jpg

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stephenl.ndtilda.co.uk/Beardo~1.jpg

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i remember reading that during his playing days, andy townsend made an "ugly premiership XI" and it found it's way into the papers. he rang around to all the 11 uglies to apologise. i'm not sure who he included, but doubtless beardsley was in there.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.leedsfans.org.uk/leeds/images/BBremner12.jpg

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

luke chadwick

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't post a photo of Luke Chadwick... oh go on then.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Rivaldo

― pete s, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

just for you, Dr. C! (my god, he is ugly..)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1280000/images/_1284640_chadwick_150.jpg

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.worldcupblog.org/wcarchives/images/june02/luke_chadwick.jpg

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.soccerphile.com/soccerphile/news/im/oliver_kahn.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronaldinho - apparently he's getting his teeth fixed

Who was that Bulgarian player who looked like a cross between Marty Feldman and Robert Mitchum?

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.terraqueosidiotas.blogger.com.br/valderrama.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha ha, check out the picture of Steve Lomas on this page, OTM

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:A3CLPn2ixOMJ:foxsports.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,5001,287311,00.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve - in ther name of all that is Holy, what the fuck where you doing looking at that page?

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

why Dave good Sir, i was looking for pictures of ugly footballers would you believe!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://vision.york.ac.uk/articles/126/sport/images/goalkeeper_columbian.jpeg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

BARRY ST. GERMAIN - CORK CITY'S SEXIEST FOOTBALL TEAM

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.icons.com/images/features/ruud.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mundial.eluniversal.com.mx/mundial/disenio/imagenes/collina.gif

I know, I know

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arsenal.is/leikmenn/pires.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin+pressman&sa=N&tab=wi

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/football_heaven/images/kevin_pressman270.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theblackandwhiteonline.com/images/southgate.jpg

― winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

After Higuita this is ridiculous

― pete s, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/The-thao/2003/03/3B9C5B3F/recoba-anmung.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/a-zofplayers/t-z/wark.jpeg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39179000/jpg/_39179110_archibald144.jpg

http://www.stmirren.info/pictures/Players/Macca2.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.africafoot.com/pics/joueurs/kanu/kanu.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, there is apparently video evidence proving that every time Steve Lomas scores he gets an erection.

He doesn't score very often.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

my g/f sez van nistlerooy is hot!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw the notorious Lomas erection (contained within shorts obv.) on Skinner & Baddiel's Fantasy Football show

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldn't say Van Nist. or Pires are ugly

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

christ the whole of arsenal are fugly
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/01liverpool_wenger.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Horse face is not ugly? Are you ppl blind?
x-post
Tel is not ugly!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldnt say Southgate or Valderama (exploding hair aside) either

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/images/philstamp_large.jpg

(poor bloke looks like an overgrown baby)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.soccerage.com/en/00/52484a.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem, I can't remember the name of the footballer, so i can't google him. He is brazillian & has longish hair. Oh & he looks like a fish!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/garydoherty2.jpg

― Michael B, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/cna/worldcup2002/download/images/ronaldinho2.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SWmupU_4AaUJ:www.iol.ie/~mmurphy/red_devils/profiles/photos/ph-06.jpg

Yay Ken!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.robbiekeanecentral.com/gerrard/images/gerrard07.jpg

just to annoy cabbage, ho ho

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/sport/localradio/sports_awards/rooney2.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

that was ronaldinho.

now, not ugly by any stretch of imagination, but has anyone ever noticed...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/2003/09/16/sfnche160903.jpg

http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/people/AllyBeach.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken: I knew that, that was why I said 'yay' as you posted the person I wanted to post!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah just in case you wanted to know the name tis all :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, his name is written on the pic! ;-)
(I just couldn't remember his name!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no way Stevie G is ugly, he has cheekbones to die for.

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael B, the Bulgarian you're thinking of is certainly Trifon Ivanov. He's pictured at the top of this page: http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Leeds!!
http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/images/NewsPictures/2003/September/4/spleeds.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, oh yeah! dunno how i missed that 18pts font writing!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

*grins*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thebeautifulgame.org/bowyer.jpg

Winner.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1940000/images/_1941813_pearce_eng300pa.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - Red faced Sammy Lee - did not match any documents.

*Sigh* oh well

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Result!

http://www.liverpool.is/myndir/leikmenn/lee/lee.jpg

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that's like Nick Barmby aged 45

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly I couldn't find one of him playing, when he'd habitually look like his head was about to explode.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

In a manner not entirely dissimilar to one of the Storms in Big Trouble in little China

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sammy "Scanners" Lee

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

My favourite page of my Panini 98 album was Nigeria because of their fantastic double header of ugly keepers - Rufai and Baruwa I think, but I can't find the album (!!) and google isn't producing very good pictures of either.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Madchen is so OTM it hurts, though not as much as looking at yourself in the mirror would if you looked like peter's picture.

I have lost my WC98 sticker album and IT WAS COMPLETED!!!!! Big buggery bollocks etc

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.info.bw/~tshanahan/list_06%20carlos.gif

This man scares me - he's like a Duracell bunny sapping the whole of Sellafield. He needs Ritalin or something.

― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40031000/jpg/_40031193_villa203.jpg

More Lee Hendrie loveliness. The BBC used this pic deliberately, didn't they?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hitzlsperger, above right, has a fabulous half brummie half german accent. (In addition to being ugly, of course)

― Daniel (dancity), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could find a pictrure of Alemao.

This will have to do instead

http://www.wsoccer.com/players/p/prosinecki_robert/prosinecki_robert3.jpg

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugly? Maybe. But I wouldn't kick them out of bed.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ha Matt i thought about posting that pic of Hendrie on here, with the slogn "eyyyyyyy yooooooo guuuuuuuys" perhaps

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40031000/jpg/_40031773_stead203.jpg

I found him particularly ugly today.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Astonishing goal though. Stead just stood for a second in the middle of the pitch going "how the hell did I just do that?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

where is the good looking footballers thread? I can't find it, despite doing a search for "Gary+Shaw".

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 9 May 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

The Best-Looking Footballers

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Monday, 9 May 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

Cheers.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 9 May 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

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